Another day at the Digital Circus, another part of me dies inside. Sure there were some fun moments, but not whole times, a whole day of sorts of my amusement when Caine keeps giving me (and by that I mean us with Ragatha, Gangle, either Kinger and/or Zooble and recently Pomni).

This is all so boring!

Except that one time I left the gate open at the Candy Canyon Kingdom.

That oughta be good.

The next time I see Caine, rather now, I'll get his cane and poke it at him.

...wow, that worked. Apparently he's gone like a bubble, just like Bubble.

I hold his cane in my hand and look upon the six I've grown tired of after such time.

Their reaction ranges from outraged to fearful, but to no avail

I glance back at the cane with a smile on my face and with a snap of my fingers my overalls are replaced by suit and a top hat.

I'm gonna have a good day, so to speak.

I start singing before my guests, hoping any of them would join me, but their confused about the song I've been singing I've made while I'm the circus a month after my unfortunate intro.

I think it has something to do with I'm trapped and have no chance of ever getting out, from taking off the headset to killing myself only to be foiled by Caine and his magical cane.

And if they get in my way, oh what could I do?

Forcing Kinger to play a game of checkers,

Literally tearing Zooble apart, limb from limb!

Break Gangle's mask, leaving her ribbons inanimate and lifeless,

Pomni dancing and smiling by force,

And Ragatha...oh, Ragatha. The licorice-haired, naive, hopeless, good-for-nothing bitch will get what she deserve.

Oh yeah, I've also turned off those fucking annoying cartoon sound effects once I've taken hold of Caine's cane, and his powers.

It's like turning off the family settings and go straight to red-band, adults only.

Though it seems I'm not as powerful as Caine's, might require some learning to fully utilize his cane and powers, which means they'll just come out of my tricks quite easily.

Oh well!

I'm still gonna make them suffer and make Pomni accept her fate in this prison that is The Digital Circus!

Oh and there's both The Moon and the Sun, but they're already obnoxious.

I could get rid of them, but again, I'm not powerful yet; so they're spared for now.

I shall leave those losers behind, and start training and learning my newfound powers. It could take all day, but just like a concert, it'll be amazing!

I went back to that song I sung earlier and refined it with a faster tempo and add another song as my grand finale.

Why should I remember my life before putting on the headset when I can't?

Why should I feel regret when I can't hold in my passion for long?

My curiosity got me in this mess and shall live in here: FOREVER!

Well, better have fun while I'm here: their misery will bring me joy once I've master my powers. Let's try again, first with both the Moon and the Sun. One zap at them making them suck into a vortex into oblivion, making the fake sky into the void.

It worked!

Now: let the real fun begin.

I gather those six candy-colored nimrods over to the carnival to show them my power,

mastered in a day's gotta be a record!

I start singing again, and with all the rides & attractions already working, making it pointless for me to use my cane, I'm expecting my guests to run for their lives as I close the gates with a tap of my cane, locking them all.

So, at least there's that.

I fly across the carnival, hunting them down one by one until I treated them same I tried but successfully and longer!

For Ragatha, I erased her mouth and dance with me, let her watch her "friends" in their current state under my powers and embrace madness and blissful ignorance like me!

Before, She said she don't want to know anything about me: well here she go.

She said she would rather live without me: I don't know.

The whole circus is my playground.

And just before I could perform a punishment on Ragatha, I decided to call it quits and drop the cane and top hat, making Caine back and regain control.

He punched me with a boxing glove.

Worth it!

And if it'll be a full year since this, I'll happily do it again, unless Caine foils me again!