Hunky Jake's Sad Origin Story:
This is based on certain Youtube videos
Jumbo Josh was traveling through Cityngeon. "Josh smell other gorilla! Josh search!" Josh searches until he sees Flofleena, Banbaleena, Opila, and Queen Bouncelia. "What this?" They were all worshipping this new ape. "Who you?"
"Me? I'm Hunky Jake! Allow me to explain my story…"
Hunky Jake's Flashback:
I was once a normal gorilla, but by ape standards, or any standards, I was considered ugly. I kept trying to get a mate, but no female would ever go for me. That was when the Zoo took me…
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… but they took a wrong turn and sent me to this kindergarten. I actually saw you there, you were just a gorilla at the time. When Uthman Adam, now known as Banban, gave you the Givanium, it turned you into a giant green ape thing! Then, when it came to me, I just became a slightly larger pink ape thing.
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I needed a way out. After some time later, the mother came in. "This must be one of Banban's labs!" She then sees me. "I don't suppose you've seen any kids around?"
"Buzz off," I said.
Her eyes then started to glow. "Yes, your hunkiness!" She then backed away.
That was when I realized I had mind control powers, but they only work on most women and some men…
Present:
"The point is, I am now the hottest guy in this kindergarten," says Hunky Jake.
"Josh think you should be more respectful towards ladies," says Josh, "wait, why you talk better than Josh?"
"I'm not sure," says Hunky Jake, "ask my dad."
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Somehow, Josh and Jake were able to travel all the way back to the jungle to talk to Jake's dad. "It's simple, I was raised by bears," says Jake's dad.
"But that not explain…" Josh begins.
"And I was raised by giant spider monsters," says Jake's grandpa.
One shows up.
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Now, they're back in Cityngeon. "That explains nothing," says Josh.
"No kidding," says Jake.
"Anyway, Josh know like how you use women," says Josh.
"What are you going to do about it, Hulk," asks Jake, "you can't hurt me, not with these ladies on my side!"
Josh thinks about it. "Jake have something on nose," says Josh.
"What," asks Jake, "oh, thanks." Jake then scratches his nose.
"You pick your nose," asks Banbaleena.
"What," asks Jake.
"Let's get out of here," says Flofleena.
The women then left. "Josh head hurts from thinking of plan, but now Josh hurt you!"
"Now, wait a minute…" Josh starts beating Jake down.
The End