Hey It's Me Adam![DxD Great War AU/X-over/Adam!SI] – Chapter 1

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Adam had lost, defeated by the King of the Gods, but hopefully, his death had allowed his children to regain faith in themselves and show the gods that they would fight to a bitter end for their future.

If they did that, he wouldn't be any prouder of them.

He had done his duty as a Father.

But now the question was…

Where was he?

Was this the place people who had already died went to?

If so, this was an incredibly boring place, even if it was very color-full, the place looking like a kaleidoscope of ever-shifting colors.

It was a place where the soul that was Adam had floated in for about … he didn't know how long he didn't have one of those fancy clocks his children had to keep track of time.

But even so, he could tell just from how he drifted that it had been a bit.

And…

Was that another soul that he could sense?

Adam moved the best he could in his spiritual state in this colorful place so that he could investigate the soul, and then he got cloth enough, his eyes which worked even in this state.

Adam could see the truth of this soul as the Eyes of the Lord could do more than simply reflect the divine and replicate the abilities of those he thought; no they could also he could see the truth of things.

And Adam could see that while this human soul was not a soul born of his blood, he was human and so he was his child.

And this child had been robbed of his very world before it had been time.

Well, he knew what to do now.

His time was over and done with; he had died twice, and this one had yet to live, and thankfully, there was another close by in this void between worlds and… Well, that place looked like it was in need of some proper help.

Gods running rampant like that.

"Hey, you! Dragon! Yeah you, can you give a hand? Well, claw?" Adam asked the giant red dragon, who he noticed flying around and now was looking at him. "Could you lend some flesh, oh dragon of dreams? My inheritor needs some new flesh."

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I woke up underneath an apple tree…

And for some reason nostalgia filled my head, and I wondered why I was outside. And also, it was the wrong season for…urgh…

My brain throbbed as knowledge filled my head, and I was suddenly… aware of what happened, kinda not really.

I… tears fell down my face as I cried for my loss, the loss of my friends, the loss of my family, the loss of my whole universe.

It had all ended.

And I had only survived, thanks to what was probably some sort of divine intervention.

"Thank you, Adam," I said as I stood up on my legs. "Thank you, Father… I am gonna try and live up to your legacy, to become a worthy Adam and protector of humanity."

Yes, for I was Adam.

Adam Kadmon, the Father of Humanity.

"Now I just need to figure out where I am?" I said to myself as I looked over the area I had woken up, and it seemed that I had woken up on a hill near a…

Argh, did I seriously get sent to Earth during medieval times? I complained as I was looking at what was clearly a village of yesteryear surrounded by farmland.

My internet and tv… uhhh.

Well, I was gonna try and make the best of it; thanks to having Adam's memories, I was used to surviving in a world that was more… primal than the one that I came from.

I should be fine; I was, after all, now the Ultimate Survivalist.

I plucked an apple from the tree and took a bit out of…

"Urgh… not ripe at all," I said disappointedly as I ate the rest of it, as food shouldn't be wasted. And then the village I had been watching from a distance suddenly exploded in a ball of fire. "Magical world it is."

And with that, I started sprinting my naked ass down there as, sadly, there was no appropriately sized leaf to cover my member.

Well, it was not like I had anything to be ashamed of, my body was muscled, and my dick was huge.

"Do not worry, my children; Daddy is here to protect you!" I shouted as I jumped into action.

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"Spread out and raze this village to ground; intel said that a wielder of Twilight Healing was recently spotted healing here," Zholun shouted at his fellow Lesser Devils, called as such because they had not been born as part of any of the Pillar families. "And that their guardian is currently out."

But that did not mean he or his men they were weak; he was of the Ultimate-Class, a high-ranked soldier within the part of the army that was controlled by Mundus, the Great Satan of Wrath, the second one born of Lilith.

And if he managed to bring the head of the Twilight Healing wielder to his Satan, he Zholun would surely be rewarded, perhaps even promoted to fill the spot amongst the generals that had been created then that traitorous Spa-

Zholun was brought out his thoughts created by the lovely screams of the humans that lived in this village, when a loud voice shouted.

"Man Kick!" And he watched as a humanoid form came flying from nowhere and turned one of his men into gore with one attack.

And like that, the massacre that was happening came to an immediate stop as everyone, Human and Devil, looked at the man who had just killed a High-Class Devil.

His body was slim but one of densely packed muscles; he stood at a height equal to Zholun's own, his hair was a wild blond, his face sculpted to perfection like one of those Greecian statues, and his eyes were as blue as the sky above him, and they were filled with absolute disdain the second they laid eyes upon him.

And he was also entirely naked, his honestly perfect penis on full display for all to see, and Zholun did not feel any envy at all; he was a Devil with his power of shapeshifting; he could have any penis he wanted.

He could totally have a dick that size if he wanted to and balls that were that symmetrically spherical.

"Are you the one that did this?" He asked as he scanned the area, his eyes clearly locking down the twelve that remained.

"So what if we are? You are going to pay for killing Ken!" His subordinate Shaura shouted as she conjured forth the blue lightning that she was known for, the one that was closest to him in power a another hundred years, and she would make Ultimate-Class herself. "Behold Blue Flash!"

The roaring elemental surged forth and-

The man moved his fingers, and Zholun could not believe his eyes as the human redirected the lightning away from his body and made it strike one of his other subordinates, turning him into a charred corpse.

"Wow, I can't believe that actually worked; thanks, Uncle Iroh," The man said, referencing a name that Zholun did not recognize.

"He redirected Shaura's lightning!"

"How did he do that?"

"He's just a human!"

"A human that just killed two of you, Devil Scum." The man spoke as he took a stance and punched-

Zholun watched as Shuara's head suddenly pointed the wrong way, and her body collapsed onto the ground.

"Man, this energy is pretty damn useful," The human said as his hand glowed with a white aura; Zholun could tell that whatever that was, it was mixed in with Holy Energy, which explained how the human had been able to kill Shau on entry as it along with Light Energy were the only way Humans could fight a superior species like them.

And that was only due to the curse the White God had afflicted on the entire Devil Race.

"Sorry, but your tricks won't work a third time; we know you are using Holy Energy, so we shall just blast you with power; you can't re-" Zholun's words were cut off as suddenly the human's fist was inside his gut. "-Urgh." Blood flowed from his mouth as he tried to speak.

"Sorry, but in this scenario, talking isn't a free action." And then his vision was consumed by light.

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Fucking DxD, it just had to be that. I thought as I looked at the Devil, who looked at me with their bat wings shaking as they contemplated running after I killed the Devil, who was obviously their boss. But I don't think I am anywhere near canon. As this clearly no Medival Fair, and these Devils were killing out in the open, so that could only mean I was… Somewhere during the Great War.

Well, that meant outside of a very few specific Devils, they were basically guilt-free kills.

"Who…" One of the Devils, his body shaking in fear. "Are you."

"…To you? I am judgment." I said as I flared my Ki, or rather my Touki as it was called her, had been wondering what the poll of energy I had been feeling in my body as I had been running actually was.

This shit was gonna be a great force multiplier.

With my statement, the Devil tried to teleport away using their magic. However, my eyes could see the make up of their Imagination Magic, and with a quick application of my own mana, copying their spell and basically reversing it, and so I employed what was called… a Counterspell.

I couldn't help but smile at their shocked faces as they realized their spell failed.

"Ah, ah, aaa," I said as I wriggled a finger at them. "Who told you could run."

And so the curbstomped commended as these High-Class Devils were nothing against the me who had inherited the body, power, and name of the man who had fought and brought the King of the Cosmos to his knees even after he had perished…

These guys were literally fodder to me.

So it did not even take me a minute to remove the rest of these shit stains from the surface of the earth, now that I had my fun.

"Now that is dealt with, is their any injured, fires that need to be put out?" I asked the villages, who were now just looking at me in wonder and awe as I stood naked and covered in the blood of Devils. Though from the looks of it, only a few places were on fire, as it had been concentred fireballs that I had seen blowing up, so not a lot had spread.

I was gonna need to get cleaned.

"People are working on that, Sir Saint," One of the elderly men spoke up, breaking the silence, enlightening me to the fact I was somewhere in Britain, 'cause damn, that was an English accent.

"Not Saint," I answered.

"But you were wielding the Holy Element blessed to us by God; only a Saint of the Church would be capable of such a thing," He said back, and I shook my head.

"I am not affiliated with the church in any way; I am just a man protecting his fellow humans," I answered.

"If you say so, Sir Saint," The man answered as the people who had been amazed by my display of strength(And probably also my nudeness, many many had been staring at dick) got quickly back to work to put out fires and tend to the wounded.

"So why were the Devils here?" I asked the old man.

"They announced they were here for Lady Maewix," He answered as he started walking, and I followed the man as I assumed he was leading me to where she was.

"And she is?" I asked as I ignored stares.

"A woman blessed by The Lord to wield a pair of Twilight Healing rings, she and her guardian were on a pilgrim, and it took them through our humble home where they have stayed for the past few days." He explained.

"And where is this guardian now?" I asked, as something must have happened for her not to be here.

"She is out hunting a demonic beast alongside our young warriors," He answered.

"Ah, struck when you were vulnerable must have been spying on you," I said.

"Must have," He answered, though I could see another thought had reached his mind.

Someone had sold them out.

"We are here, Sir Saint." The old man said as we entered what looked to be the village longhouse.

And it looked like it had been turned into a temporary ward for the injured, but walking between them, I could see a nun, which very much confirmed that this was DxD.

Because only in DxD would a holy woman in the medieval era walk around in very out-of-time clothing that was obviously fetish gear. She was even wearing fake glasses, from what I could see from my current angel.

Well, the clothing everybody was wearing was a lot more modern than I expected such people to be wearing, but I guess that is what happened when you lived in a world where gods and magic were out in the open.

How this place ended like a carbon copy of a non-magical earth in the future, I would never know, but Ishibumi was a hack writer who did not think his world-building through.

But that was kinda throwing stones at a glass house, considering my previous writing habits.

But what was more shocking than the clothes was the person who was wearing them, as I was currently looking down at a one-meter-tall woman with curves, green skin, big floppy ears, and a tail swooshing back and forth.

I was looking at a bloody goblin.

"Lady Maewix," The old man spoke up, which got the goblin woman to turn around, speaking as she did, and I could see her eyes were teal-colored and slit like a cat's.

"Elder John, I am happy you are- why aren't you wearing any clothes?!" Maewix asked in a scandalized tone of voice as her face immediately blushed hard as she was at perfectly eye-level with my dick.

And it was good I had perfect control over all my muscles, or else an erection would be trying to enter her mouth.

"I woke up without any," I answered.

"Stolen then," She stated. "Elder John, who is this? I know the fighting has stopped. Did my sister return and chase them off?"

"No, Lady Maewix, Sir Saint, here is the one that killed all the Devils." Elder John answered.

"Saint? But I wasn't aware there weren't Saints in Britain at this time, and… killed them? But one of them was an Ultimate Class; I could sense his power." The Goblin sounded very confused.

"Not a Saint," I said. "And yes, I did; I've fought stronger."

"Well still, thank you, Sir," Maewix said as she took a bow in gratitude, and boy, was she cute.

"I just did what any man with my strength should do," I answered. "So Elder John here said you and your guardian were on a Pilgrimage?"

"That is correct."

"To where exactly?" I asked as I needed to know which time period I was in and where on this cursed British soil I was.

"We are heading to Camelot to lend aid to the sick and needy." She answered, and that answered all of my questions. "Why do you… Oh, I am sorry, good sir, I did not get your name?"

I smiled at her as she looked up at me, clearly to avoid having to look at my dick.

"Well, mine isn't that unique compared to yours, Lady Maewix, I am simply Adam," I answered.

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