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She was 6 months pregnant.

Other than a gracefully bulging belly, the rest of her body was the same as ever, she just wasn't wearing the same dressed as she was before, and she was surprised that Naruto had invited her to do another photoshoot, considering that she was heavily knocked up with his child.

"So... why is it so cold?" Mirajane asked as she entered the studio.

It was literally freezing cold, and she saw that several of the Anons were wearing coats to protect themselves from the cold. She was also more surprised to smell mixed sweet scents, and see GIANT tubs of ice cream were just sitting in the middle of the room. She saw food, but didn't see Sting around, meaning the food was related to the photoshoot.

"Is it safe for her to do this photoshoot while pregnant?" A naked Yukino asked Naruto as she was being decorated for her role in the photoshoot.

She wasn't the only one.

Kagura, Yukino, Irene, and even Wendy were all butt naked with only pasties to cover their nipples and groins from being exposed to all around them, and they were shivering their butts off in the freezing cold room.

"She's be fine, a little cold isn't going to hurt the baby at this temperature, and the photoshoot isn't going to be a hard one for her." Naruto stated took a warm jar of caramel and a brush, and he lightly, very lightly, used the brush to paint shorts onto the front of Yukino's lower half. Small, very tiny, booty shorts that wouldn't look out of place at a beach. The caramel was so light on her body that it was barely visible, but it was good enough as Naruto took a brush and started to paint a small layer of chocolate on top of the caramel in the color and shape of bikini shorts on the girl. "Sup Mira, you can get naked whenever you want, your photoshoot will be last, you can stand under the heater until then." Naruto dismissed her.

He was working.

"So, what is the theme this time?" Mirajane asked as she passed him.

"Ice cream, got a deal with an ice cream guy. I'm keeping the rest a secret for now, hush hush." Naruto stated as he started to get to work painting the bikini top onto Yukino. He made sure not to paint her butt or the back of her legs at all though, so that she would be able to sit down without making a mess of the place.

"Hey Mira!"

"That tickles." Yukino whispered as Naruto painted chocolate into the underside of her rapidly growing breasts. He had already applied the caramel earlier, and he placed an extra thick amount of caramel on top and on each side of her breasts. He attacked licorice to those caramel spots and stuck them to her body like a bikini. "... and done." Yukino called out 10 minutes later when Naruto put all the finishing touches on her chocolate and candy swimsuit.

Naruto signalled for Kagura next.

"Okay, and you picked out... trikini, pretty sexy, but it will work out just fine." Naruto stated as he tossed the empty bucket of warm caramel to the side, and pulled out the next bucket of caramel and a much larger brush so that he could paint more of her body with the initial layer.

"No sex?" Kagura asked.

"No sex, just swimsuits and ice cream... though some will get naked by the end of this, not you though." Naruto stated, confirming for her that she wasn't going to be naked for the magazine this time if she didn't feel like it. He made sure to avoid her butt and the back of her thighs like Yukino, since it was the front that was important.

Kagura felt the warm caramel going over her body with a larger brush, and unlike Yukino, Naruto used a thinner brush after the initial layer to apply a lot of caramel to the edge of the suits. He reached into a large tub filled with crushed nuts, and started to place then one by one on the outline of her swimsuit.

It was 20 minutes before he finished the outside lining of the swimsuit, and then he switched to chocolate chips for the inside 'fabric' of the swimsuit The pasties covering her nipples and vagina were completely hidden as Naruto filled the entire swimsuit with chocolate chips, and unlike with the outline, it was faster since he didn't need to be nearly as precise with the work.

"Why not the butt?" Kagura asked.

"Because, you're going to make a mess when you sit down if I paint your butt right now. Next, Irene, you picked out... a micro bikini top, with a G-string for the bottom... dark chocolate and cherries. Client requested no whipped cream, so no go for that." Naruto stated as he looked at the third topping she requested. She stepped forward and revealed her fully naked body with her massive breasts, and she would have the least that he would need to put on her body.

Naruto did spend 4 minutes going through the cherries.

He finally found a larger than average cherry, and cut in down middle vertically. He needed to find a cherry that would cover her nipples, even without taking the pasties into account. He used caramel to glue the cut up cherries to cover her 'nipples'. Naruto drew a heart over her womb with a bottle filled with quick hardening dark chocolate, before he drew the outline of the swimsuit around her shoulders, back, and between her breasts. He even drew the outside that went over her hips and down between her buttcheeks without touching the outer parts of the cheeks.

He used dark chocolate to fill in the tiny covering for her crotch.

It was easy because she picked a swimsuit that was pretty much nudity.

"Ooooooh, I think I get it." Mirajane whispered when she started to understand the theme of the magazine.

There were 5 giant tubs of ice cream in the room.

"I'm surprised he wants me, but I'm not doing the sexy parts, so it makes some sense. I'll be behind the camera when I'm not having my photo taken." Wendy stated with a deadpan. Naruto wasn't sharing a lot of details with any of them, he was excited about this brainfart photoshoot he wanted to do for the magazine. "Sting and Rogue-"

"Rogue?" Mirajane asked.

"He joined the guild a few days ago, he's Sting's age. He heard about multiple dragon slayers in the guild, well he and Sting were forced to carry all this ice cream through town before it melted." Wendy realized that Mirajane wasn't part of the guild, and she wasn't privy to the fact they had 5 new regular members, all boys who were either doing regular magic quests, or were training with Sting. "Lewd Gods is getting pretty popular with people who have rare magic." Wendy stated with guild pride in her voice.

"Mirajane you're next." Naruto called for Mirajane once he finished Irene off.

"Ah, so you picked out a swimsuit design for me this, sounds delightful. I can't wait to try it out." Mirajane teased Naruto lightly as she pulled her dress off over her head.

There were close to 12 men in the room, Anons who were all wearing masks over their faces, but Mirajane was so used to these men seeing her naked that she only had eyes for Naruto's reaction. His eyes stuck solely to her belly, and her bulging stomach seemed to be more to his liking than her enlarged breasts, her puffy nipples, or her pink lips below.

Naruto tossed pasties to her.

"The first pictures need pasties under the swimsuit designs." Naruto watched her catch the additions, and she smoothly covered her private parts as she stood in front of him. Even in the cold, the high quality pasties prevented her rock hard nipples from being exposed. "We'll be going with a maternity bikini, top coverage with thinner bottoms. White chocolate interior, with rainbow sprinkles to outline the white." Naruto broke the usual moments later.

He grabbed a caramel bottle and stgarted to draw the outline of the caramel swimsuit first, going with a square cut over the top of her chest above her breasts, and a straight cut below her breasts and going all the way around her torso. He moved quickly as he dusted her entire body with rainbow sprinkles, and he made damn sure that not a single inch of caramel was visible on her body.

"Caramel to make sure everything else sticks to the skin better." Mirajane pointed out.

"Yep, I've been having Ultear and Irene practice lick different toppings off each other, and caramel as a base gave the best results." Naruto wanted to find which toppings could be licked off with the best looking results, and according to Ultear and Irene, caramel was the best base to use for this purpose. The topping could be licked off the caramel, and when the caramel hardened it could be bitten off to reveal the skin underneath without making as much of a mess and messing up the photos.

"Oooooooooh... I thought they were just..." Wendy had walked in on that.

She thought Ultear and Irene had just been having lesbian sex, she didn't realize them licking food off each other served a purpose.

"Now the white chocolate, figured white looked best with you." Naruto started to fill out the swimsuit with bottles of white chocolate.

Her breasts breasts ended up taking 4 bottles of white chocolate to fully cover, and Naruto still needed to use his thumb to evenly spread out the white chocolate for an even covering of her torso. Getting an even and good looking white choclate with rainbow outline swimsuit top took her nearly 40 minutes of standing in the cold.

Her bottoms only took 3 minutes in comparison.

Breasts were harder to work with than the pubic mound.

"Okay, finally Wendy... and you picked out..." Naruto was licking white chocolate off of his hands while looking at the toppings that Wendy picked out for her swimsuit to be made out of, it was an absentminded motion, but Mirajane still smiled and leaned down to lick a little white chocolate off of his cheek. She smiled and winked at him, walking back to the others who had their swimsuits painted onto their bodies.

Naruto blinked.

"Okay, School swimsuit made out of... blueberry syrup, easy enough. Will probably look pretty good too." Naruto stated as he started the large brush base coat of caramel onto her body.

Wendy had questions when Naruto avoided putting any caramel on her or the thighs at all, but the caramel was quick to start to harden when it left the warm bucket it was in. So Naruto worked somewhat quickly as he took another large brush and spread out blue syrup across her body in the shape of a school swimsuit.

"So-"

"No questions right now, I want it to be a surprise." Naruto stated with a grin as he glanced up into her eyes from his current position.

It took another 10 minutes before she had a finished swimsuit.

Naruto clapped his hands LOUDLY and got all of their attention.

"Okay, now, for the next little bit we're going to have each of you sit in one of the ice cream tubs so that your butt melts the ice cream and creates an indent, your thighs too." Naruto called out as he walked towards the tubs, and he picked Wendy up physically as he moved her towards the Mint Chocolate ice cream and gently sat her down so that only her butt and thighs were touching the sweet treat.

"COLD!"

"Ooof." Yukino whispered in sympathy.

Then, Naruto picked HER up as well and walked her towards a tub that was filled with Vanilla flavored ice cream and sat her butt down into the vanilla treat. She shivered and yelped at the cold going right between her butt cheeks.

Now the lack of swimsuit on the butts made sense.

Didn't want to ruin the butt mold on the ice cream.

"I can do it myself, no need to lift me up." Irene raised a hand as she floated, leviating herself so that she went towards the chocolate ice cream.

"Red Velvet, not Chocolate. Kaguya is going to be sitting in the Chocolate." Naruto pointed out as he told her, making her change directions so that she landed in the red velvet ice cream. He lifted Kaguya up and walked her to the chocolate ice cream and sat her down.

"Ah."

"Ah... this feeling of coldness... delightful." Irene didn't really enjoy the cold, but feeling this with her own body after so long was such a pleasant thing all the same. She made sure her hands didn't touch the ice cream, only her butt and thighs.

Naruto walked towards Mirajane.

"You really do sweep me off my feet." Mirajane flirted with him, much to the annoyance of a certain younger girl in the room. Naruto lifted her up and gently moved her towards the strawberry flavored ice cream.

Yukino's Sweet Vanilla

Kagura's Milky Sword Maiden Chocolate

Mirajane's Demonically Berry Strawberry

Wendy's Sky Dragon Mint Slayer

Finally, Irene's Red Haired Velvet Witch

-Wendy's Photoshoot-

Once everyone's ass and thighs melted parts of the ice cream, they were allowed to get out. Wendy was expected to stay in her tub though as she posed in a cutesy way for the camera, taking her small petite animal energy and adding it to the camera.

She was using her hands to lovingly spread chocolate chips over the top of the mint ice cream.

Blueberry syrup was drizzled over the top of her arms and the ice cream under her to add more color and flavor, with parts of her face now being drizzled in blue.

Once Wendy's photoshoot was over with, Naruto used a camera attached to the ceiling to take a photo of the ice cream tub without Wendy inside of it. The photo being just the imprint of her butt and thighs in the ice cream, with her being nowhere in the shot at all.

-Irene's Photoshoot-

"Myah." Irene blew a kiss into the camera.

Wendy was still covered from head to toe in syrup, but her arms were washed clean so that she could wield her camera with deadly levels of precision, trained to perfection to capture each and every sublte way that Irene moved her body and beckoned to the camera.

Irene allowed dark chocolate to drizzle out of the gaps in her fingers and over her shoulders, covering parts of her body in even more dark chocolate. She covered her feet in dark chocolate and allowed it to drip over the side of the tub, giving the red velvet ice cream tub the aura of overflowing milf goodness that made the tongue wish for a taste.

Very sexy.

When her 40 minutes of photos were done, she got out of the ice cream, and Naruto moved the ice cream tub to be under the ceiling camera, and took a picture of her butt imprint in the ice cream as well.

-Yukino's Photoshoot-

Yukino had gained a lot of experience in the time she started modelling for the magazine.

Her movements were not as graceful as Irene, or practiced as Mirajane, but she hid the cold shaking of her body well and looked cute. She pressed her breasts together at first, but Naruto called her out to not ruin her swimsuit so instead she settled for making a gesture to accept the person viewing her photos into her arms.

She had to be careful to not make a more visible mess of the ice cream she was in and smear it too much, since it was vanilla.

"She's really improved." Wendy whispered.

Naruto was busy painting Wendy's butt while she took pictures, having already used this moment to paint Irene's butt before her. Now that they weren't expected to sit in the ice cream right away, he could paint the swimsuit parts of their butts.

Once she was done, Naruto followed the same pattern.

-Kagura's Photoshoot-

"Is this fine?" Kagura had her sword with her in the ice cream.

It was sheathed, but she held it between her breasts and looked at the camera with a dead serious stare. Naruto was painting the swimsuit onto Yukino's butt now while Wendy did her job and took photos of Kaguya.

"You're doing fine." Naruto and Wendy responded at the same time.

"Why am I going last?" Mirajane asked with a shiver, she was standing next to Naruto for the extra heat that he provided. Her ice cream tub already had a perfect mold of her ass and thighs in it, so she could stand up until it was her turn to get her photos in the tub taken. She was using that time to get some heat back in her body. "... is this fine for the baby?" Mirajane whispered to Naruto in a now more worried tone.

"Does your belly feel cold?" Naruto asked her.

She had body warmers placed on her stomach, her thighs, and her face so that warm blood circulated through her body, without it messing with her swimsuit. She still felt cold, but her belly felt nice and warm.

"No."

"It won't be much larger, I'll make your photoshoot quick." Naruto explained, since he wanted to get her out of the cold quickly, but he also knew that this wasn't going to harm the baby as long as he was safe and took precautions, which he was.

"You know, most women don't work when they are this far aloooong." Mirajane teased him.

"Getting up and doing light work is actually good for a pregnant woman, sitting on your ass all day is the worst thing for a woman. One of the leading causes of women dying from childbirth comes from them being overweight, or their bodies getting too weak to handle the strain." Naruto knew more than enough about taking care of a pregnant wife. "Until you're in the 8th or 9th month, you need to be a little active and get some light movements in, keep your body healthy." Naruto explained to her.

She nodded her head.

"You know, you're advice has made it SO easy to carry this kid. I've been sticking to the diet you told me to stick to, and I feel energetic. I've barely had morning sickness at all, and my feet haven't gotten swollen once." Mirajane was amazed.

-Mirajane's Photoshoot-

But she did have to pee a lot.

'I spoke too soon, I've got to pee, really bad.' Mirajane made sure her stomach was NOT touching the ice cream, and Wendy worked as fast as possible to take as many photos in a short amount of time. The goal was to finish her photoshoot in a flat 5 minutes and not a second longer. Wendy was a blur of speed and motion as she used the fastest shutter she had to keep up with her movements.

"Faster."

"Yes Master!" Wendy called out as she took pictures of Mirajane from all imaginable angles.

"Time!" Naruto called out 40 seconds later, and he moved to take Mirajane out of the ice cream, before he carried her across the room. Naruto kicked open a door, and he moved Mirajane into a much warmer room that had Sting and a black haired young boy his age with him. Several Anons were forced out of the way as Naruto crossed the room with her in his arms. "Wendy, start the sexy shots after you get a photo of the indent in the ice cream."

"I can handle a bit more." Mirajane stated.

Naruto took a hot, wet towel, out of a wash basin and tossed it to Sting.

"Sting, I'm trusting you to help Mira wash the chocolate off of her body. I'm going back to help Wendy, be careful and gentle around her breasts and butt." Naruto trusted Sting, and Mirajane was shivering enough that Sting didn't hesitate to go to her side and start washing the sweets off of her body with the wet towel.

Mirajane melted in comfort at the younger boy's touch.

"Ooooooh... that feels good." Mirajane never knew a hot wet towel could feel so good until this day.

"You're in good hands, just relax. In a few hours, I'll repaint your swimsuit on you and we can do finish your photoshoot. It's just going to be you standing next to the tub of ice cream with your swimsuit melting off your body." Naruto explained what her sexy shot was going to be.

"Will I need the pasties?" Mirajane asked as she reached up to remove the things hiding her nipples and pussy.

"No, you can take those off now." Naruto stated.

-Weeks Later-

"Aaaaaaaah!" Mirajane shouted in absolute joy.

Mirajane's Demonically Berry Strawberry

Mirajane walked into the store to buy groceries, and she saw a picture of herself in the frozen food section and looked with wide eyes as she saw her and the others who had their photos taken. Their pictures were printed on outside of ice cream tubs, with flavors depicting each of them.

No wonder Naruto wanted them to make sure nothing too sexual was showing for some of the photos.

She had never been on an ice cream flavor before.

Each Ice Cream flavor in the Lewd Gods Butt series comes with a milk chocolate mold of the model's butt.

"Aaaaaah... this is so cute, this is so cool. I love this." Mirajane whispered as she looked and she looked around and saw that the other girls had their flavors in stock as well. She picked up 1 of each flavor, and she even got the last of the Irene flavors and took them to the front to pay for them. "... do you have any issues of the latest Lewd Gods magazine?" Mirajane asked.

She was given a copy by the cashier.

The front of the magazine didn't feature a single model, instead of featured the pictures of 5 different tubs of ice cream with empty butt molds belonging to each of the girls. Going from smallest in Wendy to largest in Irene, but it didn't say which mold belonged to which girl on the cover.

No wonder Naruto kept it a surprise.

-At Mirajane's Home-

"These are so cute... look at the little butt..." Mirajane lifted up the lid on one of the ice creams, and she pulled out the chocolate butt mold that was on the top of the ice cream, and she saw her own butt was perfectly replicated out of chocolate. She could now eat her own ass, made of choclate, if she wanted to. She took a bite of the chocolate butt, and her eyes widened. "... and it has strawberry in the center, like the swimsuits... this tastes so good." Mirajane stated as she grabbed a phone and tasted the ice cream as well.

It tasted amazing.

It was extremely high quality ice cream, and now it made sense why Naruto had been so excited to partner up with an ice cream maker.

Mirajane opened up all 5 chocolate flavors she bought, and she took out all the chocolate butt molds, and she could identify each girl by her butt, and each butt had a different filling inside of it. When she bit into Wendy's ass, she was given a blueberry syrup filling. The milk chocolate and berry went so well together.

She opened the magazine and started to read it.

She ignored the articles, she would read those later since they always interested her, but she looked saw the entire magazine was filled with pages of the girls in their swimsuits... and eventually it got to the sexier scenes of some of their swimsuits melting, and Irene and Yukino licking the swimsuits off of each other.

Mirajane kept eating chocolate butts and tasting ice cream as she looked through the magazine.

-With Naruto-

"Hell yeah, this was a success... a major success, this was a great investment on my part." Naruto grinned as he looked at the income he just recieved from his partnership with the ice cream business, who were now constantly shipping out more and more tubs of the new ice creams.

Now, he had another form of passive income for the guild.

2.5% of profits from the ice cream sales to be exact.

The magazine itself didn't sell as much as it usually did this month, but considering what the magazine had inside of it, he could understand why the hype wasn't quite as high. Overall though, he only saw 0.8% drop in sales due to the lack of model on the cover of the magazine, and the lack of actual sex inside of the magazine. He wanted to try something new, but he also wanted to get people interested in the ice cream itself.

It worked.

The ice cream business was already wanting to do another collab with the magazine in the future, and the tiny loss in profits from magazine sales were more than made up for with the percentage of profits that would be coming in from the ice cream sales.

"Master! I'm eating my own ass!"

"Master, I'm eating Yukino's ass too!"

'Also... the idea is just hilarious... buy ice cream... and eat ass with it.' Naruto loved the dumb idea he had so much, and he loved that the business he partnered up with was willing to go with his idea, and that it turned into such a great success.

This was why he took such a small percentage of the profits from his investment deals.

He wanted to form a lot of connections and create a lot of passive forms of income that needed as little effort from him as possible. Passive income to help with the guild and magazine, which would allow him to have money for more future investments as well.

"Master, my ass is filled with fudge."

The guild erupted with laughter when those words were spoken.

Chapter End!
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