Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 133: The Frog's Hunt
Dylan Riley and his group of girls took about fifteen minutes for Ristarte to heal the others and herself. They manage to heal some of the wounds, but not the broken bones (due to healing time for each individual being about two to three minutes). Also during that time, Mina Ashido and Sasha Blouse remove the arrows from their bodies.
"Okay, it might not be good, but at least it is better than what Tsuyu is feeling," Nami said.
"Yeah, that froggy will not stand a chance against us now," Irina said as she got her clothes back on.
"Okay, let's go," Dylan said to the girls and then they slowly run along the blood trail to find Tsuyu.
Meanwhile, Tsuyu Asui was hopping along and then she stumbles a bit from the damage she has received so far.
"Oh ribbit, the damage is getting to me, I need to make it out of here before they find me," Tsuyu said and then she continues to hop along.
Meanwhile, Dylan and the girls were running towards Tsuyu as they feel like they were getting close to her.
"I think we are getting close," Dylan said.
"Good, because I want to payback that frog for those arrows," Sasha said.
Ten minutes later, Tsuyu manages to make it out of the rainforest and onto a road. She then stumbles and lands face first on the ground.
"Ribbit ribbit, this is not good, I need to find a place to hide and heal," Tsuyu said.
"Okay, time to get up and bounce along," Tsuyu said as she gets to her hands and knees.
Before Tsuyu could hop, someone with a very large hand lands a punch to the back of Tsuyu's head. The force sends Tsuyu's face right into the ground, leaving an imprint on it.
The person who nailed that punch was Itsuka Kendo, courtesy of her right hand.
"There, that's for breaking my arm," Itsuka said to Tsuyu as Dylan and the others make it out of the rainforest.
"See, I told you we were near Tsuyu," Dylan said to the other girls.
"Hey, nice punch Battle Fist," Dylan said to Itsuka as Itsuka's right hand shrinks back to normal size.
"Thanks," Itsuka said to Dylan and then she looks at a downed Tsuyu.
"I think Asui is out cold," Itsuka said.
"Dylan, I think it is time for you to get the card out of her," Itsuka said to Dylan.
Then, they see Tsuyu stirring a bit, apparently that punch was not enough to knock her out.
"Shit, she's still kicking," Itsuka said in shock.
Dylan then looks around to see they were in a good spot for them to unleash their magical energy.
"Okay ladies, we are away from the animals and plant life, time for you all to unleash your powers," Dylan said to the girls.
"Perfect," Ristarte said with a big smile on her face.
Tsuyu then gets to her feet as she had numerous small gashes along her forehead as blood was pouring down her face.
"That kind of punch won't take me out," Tsuyu said as she was stumbling a bit.
Tsuyu then runs towards the group and she tries to nail kicks to them. But, Dylan and the girls were now dodging them with ease due to how weak Tsuyu was starting to become.
"I think the damage we did earlier on is catching up to her," Mina said to the others.
"This will make it easier," Nami said.
Dylan then nods over to Sasha as Sasha knew what Dylan meant. She then pulls out her hunting knife and was ready for Tsuyu to attack her.
Tsuyu looks over to Sasha and lunges at her with a kick. But then, Sasha ducks out of the way of the move.
When Tsuyu turns around, Sasha swings her knife and slashes it along Tsuyu's knees.
"AHH," Tsuyu screams in pain as she falls onto the ground.
"Can't do much hopping without those knees," Sasha said to Tsuyu.
"We'll see," Tsuyu said as she tries to get to her feet.
Then, Tsuyu tries to bend her knees, but she feels intense pain from it.
"Ow, ow, ow," Tsuyu said in pain.
"Not so hoppy now," Irina said to Tsuyu and runs at her with metal sticks in hand.
Once she was close, Irina stabs the sticks all over Tsuyu's arms, chest, and stomach as everyone watches on.
"Woah, Irina is just letting loose," Sasha said in shock.
"Well she is wanting to do this after getting humiliated in the water," Nami said.
After stabbing Tsuyu twenty times, Tsuyu pushes Irina back as blood was leaking out her various small new wounds.
"Okay, no more playing around ribbit," Tsuyu said and then she launches out her tongue.
Irina sees the tongue coming her way as she takes the metal sticks and stabs them into Tsuyu's tongue. Tsuyu then screams a bit as she could feel the pain from it.
Irina then slides the sticks out of Tsuyu's tongue and then Tsuyu retracts her tongue back into her mouth.
"You bitch," Tsuyu said in anger to Irina.
"Yes I am," Irina said.
With Tsuyu distracted, Mina sees her opportunity and nails four kicks to Tsuyu's face and chest, knocking Tsuyu back a bit.
Mina then nails a fifth kick to Tsuyu's ribs, the force knocking Tsuyu back some more as she drops to one knee.
"I'm sorry for doing this Asui, but it will be all worth it afterwards," Mina said to Tsuyu.
"It won't be for you," Tsuyu said to Mina as she was back to her feet, but was starting to feel the damage she was receiving.
"She's starting to get very weak," Mina said.
"Nami is your other hand still good?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes it is," Nami said.
"Then I want you to give Tsuyu a nice taste of lightning," Dylan said to Nami.
"Got it," Nami said.
Nami then spins her Clima-Tact around with her good hand as hot and cold bubbles float up into the sky. Soon, the skies look dark and scary as Nami was ready for the attack.
"Here we go," Nami said as she points her Clima-Tact to the sky.
"Thunderbolt Tempo," Nami said and then a bolt of lightning comes down towards Tsuyu.
Then, the bolt of lightning hits Tsuyu as Tsuyu screams in pain. After ten seconds, the attack stops as Tsuyu was still on her feet and looking a bit charred.
"Okay, you made a big mistake ribbit," Tsuyu said in anger to Nami.
Tsuyu then lunges towards Nami as a bolt of lightning goes down into Nami's Clima-Tact.
"No you did," Nami said to Tsuyu as she points the Clima-Tact towards her.
"Thunder Lance Tempo," Nami said as she fires out an extremely powerful bolt of lightning at Tsuyu.
The lightning bolt hits Tsuyu with full force as she screams in pain from the electricity burning her body.
After ten seconds, the attack stops as Tsuyu lands face first on the ground, her body charred up and out cold.
"Oh yes I did it," Nami said in an excited tone as the skies starts to clear up.
"Um Nami, you think this was extreme, I mean she is my friend?" Mina asked Nami in concern.
"She is super tough, I think something like that wouldn't kill her in an instant," Nami said.
"That is true, I mean I took a beating and I was able to withstand it," Itsuka said.
"So did I," Irina said.
"See," Nami said to Mina.
Then, Ristarte picks up a medium sized rock and throws it down as it lands on the back of Tsuyu's head.
"YEAH," Ristarte shouted in excitement.
"Rista, what the fuck?" Nami asked Ristarte in anger.
"She is already out," Mina said in anger.
"She attacked me and I wanted my revenge," Ristarte said.
"But that is really low, even for someone like you," Sasha said to Ristarte.
"Hey I wanted some payback and I got it," Ristarte said.
"Alright enough ladies, I think it is time to get the card out of Tsuyu," Dylan said to the girls as he walks over to Tsuyu.
Dylan then kneels down and flips Tsuyu onto her back. He then puts his right hand near Tsuyu's chest.
Dylan's right hand starts to glow a bit as Tsuyu's number appears on her body and disappears four seconds later. Then a card floats out of Tsuyu's body and into Dylan's hand. Dylan's hand stops glowing as he takes a look at the card.
"Tsuyu Asui, stars: five, special ability: Frog, daily income: $290 per day," Dylan said as he read what was on the card.
"Five stars, I expected a lot more from her," Nami said in shock.
"Well she is a frog and frogs can be effected by the cold," Mina said.
"Okay, that explains it," Nami said.
Dylan then picks up Tsuyu and makes his way towards the van.
"Uh Dylan what's going on?" Sasha asked Dylan.
"I'm going to drop off Tsuyu, then I'm going back into the rainforest and get photos of the wildlife," Dylan said.
"You think that is a good idea?" Itsuka asked Dylan as Dylan opens the van's trunk and puts Tsuyu in it.
"You got Rista with you, she can heal you a bit while I take some pictures of the animals, this might be the only time to do it," Dylan said to the girls.
"Alright then, do it," Nami said to Dylan.
"Sweet," Dylan said as he heads into the rainforest.
After fifteen minutes of taking pictures of animals, including macaws, several snakes, an anteater, some monkeys, and several birds, Dylan makes his way out of the rainforest and back to the girls.
"Got the pictures you want?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"Yes I did and it is time to go," Dylan said to the girls.
"Finally," Irina said.
Dylan and the girls get in the van and shut the doors. Once they were belted in and Nami starts the van, they head out of the national park and back to the hotel.
Seven and a half hours later, Dylan and the girls were back at the hotel and in Dylan's hotel room. Tsuyu was laying down on one of the beds, still out cold and had bandages covering her wounds.
Meanwhile, the girls were sitting and lying around as they changed into some causal clothes and had bandages covering their wounds.
"Oh god that was painful," Itsuka said as she was sitting on a chair and was in pain.
"Even little doses of healing is not helping," Nami said in pain as she lays down on a bed.
"I don't know what's worse, getting shot in the knees or getting shot in the foot," Sasha said as she sits on a couch.
"At least you didn't get smacked in the balls with a Clima-Tact," Dylan said to Sasha as he was sitting on a chair at a table with the Tsuyu card placed on the table.
Dylan then pulls out his iPhone from his front right pocket and goes to the main menu. He then goes into the special app and to the scanning feature.
Dylan then holds the phone near the card as it starts to scan it. After six seconds, the scan was now complete.
"There we go," Dylan said as he exits the app and puts his phone on sleep mode.
"So how much are we making now?" Itsuka asked Dylan as Dylan sets his phone on the table.
"Over forty-two hundred per day, which is close to thirty thousand dollars per week," Dylan said.
"I would be happy right now, but I'm still in pain," Nami said as she was feeling some pain.
"That is very good," Sasha said.
"These girls may be tougher, but we are getting paid for our victories," Dylan said to the girls.
"True," Nami said.
Nami then sits up to see Mina and Ristarte sitting on the bed, looking down at the unconscious Tsuyu.
"She's still out?" Nami asked Mina and Ristarte.
"Yes," Mina said in a worried tone.
"I gave her a small dose of my healing abilities, but she is still out like a light," Ristarte said.
"Give it more time, she will wake up," Dylan said to Ristarte.
Twenty minutes later, Tsuyu starts to stir a bit as everyone notices it.
"Oh look, she's waking up," Dylan said.
Tsuyu then opens her eyes as they changed back from purple to black. She then sits up and groans in pain.
"Oh what happened ribbit?" Tsuyu asked in pain as Mina got very happy seeing her friend.
"Oh Asui, you're back to normal," Mina said happily to Tsuyu as she gives her a big hug.
"Oh Ashido," Tsuyu said to Mina in a surprised tone.
"Oh I'm so happy to see you," Mina said happily to Tsuyu.
"Ow, ow, ribbit," Tsuyu said in pain as Mina let go of her.
"Sorry," Mina said.
"What happened?" Tsuyu asked in confusion.
"Oh you got possessed by a card and we beat the hell out of you to get it out," Mina said to Tsuyu with a big grin on her face.
"Okay, I feel like that is a load of garbage ribbit," Tsuyu said.
Tsuyu then turns her head to her right as she Itsuka sitting on a chair.
"Kendo, you're here too?" Tsuyu asked Itsuka.
"Yeah, I was one of the ladies that defeated you," Itsuka said.
"A 1-B student taking out a 1-A student, definitely not out of the ordinary ribbit," Tsuyu said.
"Who are the rest of you ribbit?" Tsuyu asked the others.
"I'm Sasha Blouse," Sasha said.
"I'm Nami," Nami said.
"Call me Irina Jelavić," Irina said to Tsuyu.
"I'm Ristarte, but call me Rista for short," Ristarte said to Tsuyu.
"And I'm Dylan Riley," Dylan said.
Tsuyu then takes a good look at everyone and can easily figure out what is going on.
"Is this a harem situation ribbit?" Tsuyu asked the others.
"Actually it is," Dylan said.
"And you're all in it?" Tsuyu asked the others.
"Not just us," Dylan said nervously.
"There is twenty-two other awesome and sexy ladies," Mina said in an excited tone.
"Really Mina?" Nami asked Mina in an annoyed tone.
"What, she is going to find out sooner rather than later," Mina said and then Tsuyu looks over at Dylan.
"Is Dylan the leader?" Tsuyu asked the girls.
"Yes he is," Itsuka said.
"I just don't see it due to his body weight ribbit," Tsuyu said as Nami couldn't believe Tsuyu's bluntness.
"Uh, is this normal?" Nami asked Mina.
"Yes, Asui usually tells it like it is," Mina said.
"Not to mention most harem guys are perverts, I don't want to deal with another Mineta ribbit," Tsuyu said.
"Dylan is definitely not a pervert, he treats each of us with respect," Ristarte said.
"Yeah he hasn't done anything that would consider perverted," Sasha said.
"Except fuck each of us," Mina said happily as Nami shakes her head in disappointment.
"I see my point ribbit," Tsuyu said.
"So, all of you ladies defeated me?" Tsuyu asked the girls.
"Yes," the girls said.
"Beside Ashido and Kendo, you all don't look strong ribbit," Tsuyu said to the girls.
"Hey, I beat a government agent on my own," Nami said in anger.
"What do you do?" Tsuyu asked Nami.
"I'm a navigator and I can fight with this," Nami said as she pulls out her Clima-Tact.
"You need a weapon to defeat me, figures ribbit," Tsuyu said to Nami as Nami was trying to control her anger.
"She is very blunt," Nami thought.
"Well I'm a goddess that can heal," Ristarte said.
"Really, I didn't feel anything," Tsuyu said as Ristarte felt disappointment.
"Unlike Rista, I can hunt and do well in hand to hand combat," Sasha said.
"A hunter, wouldn't expect it," Tsuyu said to Sasha.
"As for the hand to hand combat, I'll cut you some slack just because you were dealing with a girl with a Quirk," Tsuyu said to Sasha.
"Oh that's good," Sasha said as she breathed a sigh of relief.
"What about you ribbit?" Tsuyu asked Irina.
"Well I'm an assassin and a teacher," Irina said.
"Well you could have the look of an assassin, as well as the personality of a bitch ribbit," Tsuyu said to Irina as Mina giggles a bit over the last bit.
"Well we do call her Bitch-Sensei," Mina said to Tsuyu as Irina was starting to get angry.
"Oh bitch huh, let me show you a bitch," Irina said to Tsuyu in anger as she picks up a lamp, looking to throw it at Tsuyu.
"Calm down, it's not worth it," Nami said to Irina as she grabs the lamp and sets it down.
"Whatever," Irina said without a care in the world.
"Do you have anything nice to say about us?" Nami asked Tsuyu.
"Well you are unique in your own way," Tsuyu said to the others.
"Gee thanks," Nami said in a sarcastic tone to Tsuyu.
"So Asui, what do you say, want to join this crazy harem?" Mina asked Tsuyu.
Tsuyu then gets off the bed and stands on the floor.
"You are all great, but to me being in a harem is a bit wrong on many levels," Tsuyu said to the others.
"Come on Tsuyu," Nami begs to Tsuyu.
"Yeah, you'll make a great addition to the harem," Itsuka said to Tsuyu.
"You'll get along with the others," Mina said to Tsuyu.
"I'm sorry but I just can't do it ribbit," Tsuyu said.
"Can you at least give it a chance for me?" Mina asked Tsuyu as she gave her the cute eyes.
"Maybe, but I doubt it would be worth it ribbit," Tsuyu said.
"Is there another room you're staying at?" Tsuyu asked the girls.
"Yeah, there is one next door, I'll take you to it," Itsuka said to Tsuyu as she gets off the chair and walks towards Tsuyu.
Then, Itsuka and Tsuyu exit the room and close the door behind them.
"Well that was a great meeting," Ristarte said sarcastically.
"I don't think we can convince her," Sasha said in a worried tone.
"I think she will come around," Dylan said as this surprised Sasha.
"Really?" Sasha asked Dylan.
"Yes they usually come around, you did, Irina did, and I know Tsuyu will," Dylan said to Sasha.
"Yeah they always come around after a card is out," Ristarte said as Mina gets off the bed and walks over to Dylan.
Mina then straddles Dylan's lap and faces towards him. She then cups Dylan's cheeks with her hands.
"Don't worry Dyl, Asui will be in the harem, I can't be the only 1-A girl in the harem," Mina said to Dylan.
"Not to mention, once I tell her that you love animals, she'll come around," Mina said to Dylan with a big smile on her face.
"Oh she will, I can feel it," Dylan said as he puts his hands on Mina's hips.
Dylan and Mina then make out as the other girls look on.
"Mina is a very positive one," Sasha said.
"Well she always has a very upbeat attitude and we all love her for it, especially Dylan," Nami said with a smile on her face as they watch Dylan and Mina kiss.
"Let me have a turn," Ristarte begs.
"You'll get a chance Rista," Nami said to Ristarte as they continue to watch the kiss.
Meanwhile in the mystery warehouse, Raynare (still in Issei Hyoudo's body) heard about the recent addition and was getting pissed.
"Okay no more waiting around, I think it is time to bring in a man in blue," Raynare said as she looks at a photo.
The photo Raynare was looking at was a photo of Chicago Fire's incompetent, Boden arrest loving piece of human shit, Detective Ryan Wheeler. Knowing Raynare this will put an end to Dylan's collecting ways.
Woah there is a lot going on in the chapter. Dylan and the girls manage to defeat Tsuyu Asui and got the card. It seems Tsuyu is not interested in joining the harem, but things will change soon for her once she meets the others. Also Raynare is looking to take out Dylan and it seems a certain douchebag will try to do it, oh Dylan will have to be careful. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 24
Cards Left: 76
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko Komori, Botan, Nefertari Vivi, Beth Vanderwood, Meredy, Secre Swallowtail, Juvia Lockser, Shampoo, Itsuka Kendo, Mei Hatsume, Karui, Téa Gardner, Mina Ashido, Fujiko Mine, Videl, Tomoko Shiretoko (a.k.a. Ragdoll), Irina Jelavić, Mikita (a.k.a. Miss Valentine), Liz and Patty Thompson, Sasha Blouse, and Tsuyu Asui.
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin, Lucoa, Bellemere, Nojiko, and Erasa.
Income: $4230 per day, $118,440-$131,130 per month, and $1,543,950 for the year.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.