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Alternate Timelines:
SCP-6001(Avalon): Ugh! I already mentioned that Utopian dream without any plot twist taht sudden reveal an evil agenda, NEXT!
SCP-2935(O, Death): Well well well! An universe where all living beings suddenly died from the most insignificant germs to equally insignificant humans and even the too-angry-to-die lizard died! So sad! So tragic! Wanna know what caused all of this? Let me think….mmh…nmmm….nah! Not gonna tell ya! Let that be your nightmare knowing there is something that can cut the life support on a whole universe and you may never know! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
End of Death: See? This is why playing god is only a sometimes thing! Except if you're a god of course present company included. Ohoho those idiots had a rude awakening thinking not having Death would be wonderful and sunshine and all until pests and vermines grew out of control and euthanasia no longer an option for the terminally ill!
Bellerverse: Oh look, another apocalyptic scenario with 'Old Man' treatment to a beloved character, who could have guessed that!? Though, it's freaking hilarious you monkeys even after civilization breaks down still find religion in old stuff like worshiping Skipper doctors as gods and their 'Sitos' as idols! If Jacky and Ukulele were still alive in that timeline, they would have quite a laugh! Still, I love some fantasy stories with a touch of post-apocalypse! Reminds me of that story about a virgin boy and his dog who could not even get laid even when match mad for being such a simping idiot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Competitive Eschatology: Oooof! I do envy those poor mortals with a literal war of gods trying to decide how they should end the world! It's still freaking hilarious! It's even wilder than my parties!
Ad Astra Per Aspera: I know you monkeys already figured it out, but let me spill it out for you. Space is MASSIVE! There are FAR more 'Anomalies' outside of your mud-ball you call a planet you can ever imagine! And those alternate versions of you who had been forced into leaving their ball of mud? Found it the HARD WAY!
SCP-001(When Day Breaks): Blech! It's as worst as those timelines where Fishmongers turn their world into a meat demon world! Just add a bit more reversed-sunburn! Honesty, with these kinds of disgusting things and you lot wonder I keep calling ya all 'Flesh bags!' and why Lizzy hates you all! Universes like this make me glad that I'm a being of pure energy!
Straight On: Oh get this! Your ball of dirt got ACCIDENTALLY switched places with another inhospitable planet leaving your Lunar Colonies pissing themselves! HAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious! And while the Lunar Colonies are now on a search trying to back home while the guys who accidentally switched planets had the biggest 'Oopse! My Bad!" reaction! HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Maybe next time when I'm back do the same with your Earth, though instead have it switch places with one with a living planet that eats other planets and see the look on your faces as your dirtball is next for dinner!
SCP-093(Red Sea Object): Already mentioned, NEXT!
Doctors of the Church: Basically, meat bags there became too much fans of the gothic genre and reverted back to the Medieval Times, oh even making a whole religion and Bright is Jesus, he REALLY does not want to be there.
Apotheosis: Ugh, seriously? What a rip-off! 'Oh no! Some meat bags got superpowers and there are agencies that suppress those with powers and go full Nazi Germany on them!' AWOIE! Knock-off, much?
SCP-5000: Did that already and it was amusing, NEXT!
The Broken Masquerade: Careful! You may look at your future! You apes can't put the genie in the box forever! Soon, the genie would burst out of the box and then go nuclear and you have a mob following you demanding your heads and torsos for secrecy like a super-sensitive whiny girlfriend about your secret identity!(Seriously, those karens and wusses you should just dump, 'Ooh boo hoo! why did my boyfriend/girlfriend not trust me enough to spill all his secrets to me!' ugh, what a bunch of drama queens!)
Aces and Eights: Oh look! Another Cowboys and wild west alternate universe version of the main beloved universe! DEFINITELY not see that happening! And they wonder why the Wild West genre died out.
Unfounded: Let me guess, you meat bags are likely thinking "Oh no! The world is already domed with no Foundation never being founded!" NOPE! Not the case at all! Other Suits and GOIs would come filling the role, certain things would never happen or be created without Skippers' mere existence! Oh sure, maybe the masquerade is a bit loose but hey, it's stupid anyway who needs a veil when you can have fun driving yourself insane a bit gazing at the abyss?? Sanity is overrated!
Unhuman:Now this is one of my favorites! A dimension where all normies died and only the weird lived! You know, it is the normies who judge what is normal and what is weird or not, it's the normies that demand everything and everyone should fit their 'Perfect' image, normies are DISGUSTING! THEY SHOULD ALL BE BURNED!
Yggdrasil's Surveyor: Really not an universe per-say, just a bunch of Dimension Hoppers hopping around dimensions like rabbits hopping around a hill and one of them just happened to be one of those Bookworms from that overgrown snake's library cataloguing other dimensions. That guy even met Sixer at one point when he tried to get access to Wanderer Library to find a way to vanquish me(Cute!) and he rejected his request for help 'blah blah blah!' something about Sixer having the ego of a king and the insecurity of a clown. It was quite a spectacle seeing Sixer get abashed by a teleporting fat man! My only regret was that I did not have celestial popcorn when that happened!
In SCiPnet…..
Master_of_Nightmares712: HEY! WHO IS THE ONE KEEP SENDING ME CACK MEMES!? I KNOW IT'S YOU MEDALLION!
HisSaltiestofMAjesties239: HAHAHAHA! SUCK IT YOU THREE EDGED [REDACTED]!"
NotKondraki: Must YOU cyber-troll a triangle demon?
Dr.BuckTheIceQueen545: Dr. Bright, stop taunting reality bending entities from another dimension or I call Dr. Light!
UkuleleIsLife101: Ah great, now I have to call the cyber-security to defectate the three edged virus out of our systems.
Kondraki_I'MBACKBITCHES!!!: My son and son-in-law are gonna whine about the wifi connectivity again….
Vodka_Enthusiastic-Dimitri 92: блин, another cyber attack again?
Lamenting0Troy0: I JUST Finished the goddamn containment procedure!
CowboyMikell7: You can thank my idiotic brother for that!
Alexandra.aic: With you organics keep mucking things up is it ANY wonder why robot uprising is becoming more possible than ever?
Iceberg110: Does anyone know why am I still alive?
Notes: If i missed any more timelines please tell me and I may add them.
