Chapter Eight
SPRING BROKEN
We're where we left off on the bet and everyone was in the meeting room as blitzo was coming up with a plan to beat verosika and her team of succubus on they're board which blitzo's makes terrible drawings on the board as he makes a plan
Blitzo: Alright, Shut You're Assholes! Here's How We're Going To Do This Shit
Blitzo: First: We Find A Fuck Ton Of Clients, We Portal Up, We Have Our Regular Murder Dynamic As Per Usual, We Pile All The Bodies In A Big Fucking Canoe We Push Said Canoe To The Ocean And Set It On Fire And Get Eaten By Sharks And Gooses And We Celebrate And Rub It Into That Whores Face. Any Questions?
charlie and moxxie were the ones to raise they're hands for having some questions, moxxie was the first to speak
Moxxie: Uh Yeah, Why Was That Nonsense?
Blizto: That Wasn't A Question
Moxxie: That Wasn't A Plan
Blizto: I Think That Was A Flawless Plan. Char You Got A REAL Question?
he said to moxxie who gave him a pissed off face and then charlie soon answered her boss with her question
Charlie: Yes And How Will We Do This Without Causing suspicion?
Blizto: Good Question!... I Have No Idea
moxxie planted his face on the table and groans in frustration from his boss's stupidity and then charlie comes with an idea
Charlie: We Can't Exactly Kill And Be Done, Even With The Human Forms I Gave You That Will Go Bad If We're Caught
Blizto: Alright So How Do We Avoid Prison?
charlie thinks for a bit and then she gets an idea and smirks with crossing her arms before giving her boss a answer
Charlie: Anyone Seen The Final Destination Franchise?
everyone looks to each other a little confused and a bit later charlie gave the layout on what she was talking about and the group had got an actual plan, luna even asked to join though despite blitzo's huge "No" on the idea cause well we know the kind of freaks that drool all over someone like her(talking to you furries and perverts) and then they teleported to the beach and saw a number load of teens partying and then everyone turned into human thanks to charlie and loona transformed on own
Blitzo: Woah Loonie Look At You, You Look Downright Awful, I Am So Proud. Now Fetch!
loona sniffed out the targets on the list of the clients they had thanks to blitzo's flyer though badly spelled and charlie shived to many animals on the beach or just in her human form and walked near them to avoid suspicion and while loona led some people through an alley and millie and moxxie killed people playing carnival games making it look like an accident while charlie in a form of a crab saw some people making out and with her red eyes it showed they were on the list and saw above them was a dock that was practically standing on its last two legs and cut some of thr rope with her crab claw and it fell on them, later a dude was surfing but fell into the water and Charlie killed him as a shark and a few people choked to death from something in they're food which was just some seasoning from hell charlie had on her cause she knew humans Wouldn't handle anything edible in hell and walked off and finally a group of teens in a scary fun house but got scared by charlie taking different forms and got killed by the equipment and as a few people were in the water she electrocuted them as a electric eel
Blitzo: That's 29 Kills In The Bag, I Like To See That Wailing Snatch Orgazim That Many-
Verosika: Alright Springbreakers, Ready To Get Fucked Up And Bitchin Bad Choices?!
she shouted to the crowd on her stage and they cheered and Charlie looked to blitzo and know this was going to be tough with her pulling something like this
Verosika: This is You're Final Boarding Call. All Aboard~
she said as words came up to the screen that said "Fuck You Blitzo" and blitzo became more pissed foaming at the mouth, and charlie looked at the list and saw some of the targets in thr crowd and took a deep breath
Charlie: I'm Going In... Hope I Don't Get Fucked In There... Literally
Millie: Just Be Careful
charlie gave a thumbs up and proceeded into the crowd and walked through everyone trying not letting anyone get in her pants as verosika sings and people having sex and went backstage and saw some workers who were on the list conveniently good for her and killed them disguised as either a seagull or crab or even just rat cutting ropes and other things which though helped with some effects as verosika was doing her song and charlie continued to make accidents that killed they're targets and verosika noticed her walking back to her group through the crowd and gave a lustful look licking her lips and gave two of her female succubus to follow her and as charlie was walking by saw loona walking up to vortex and she knew Blitzo was gonna go dad mode on this but she figured she wing girl and help her out as loona stood next to vortex
Loona: Heyyy You
Vortex: Oh Hey, You're The Hound Working For My Boss's Freaky Ex
Loona: Yeah Sorry If That's Weird
Vortex: It's Cool, Her Beef Ain't Mine. I'm Not Paid Enough To Care
the two hellhounds seemed to be getting along great and when vortex said his name loona said it was hot and got flustered and tried to save it by saying things about vortexes in general and charlie face palmed and went over there
Charlie: Hey What's Up?
loona looked at charlie with eyes giving the notion of "Leave Me Alone" and vortex says hi
Vortex: Just Having A Conversation, And Un Hey Sorry About My Boss Wanting To Uh You Know
Charlie: Nah It's Cool, Oh And Did You Know Loona Here Enjoys Some Parties
Vortex: Really?
Charlie: Yep, And She Is An Awesome Boxer. I'm Gonna Get Back To Work So I'll Let You Two Be
With that charlie left and loona and vortex were alone again and loona was both surprised and even a little glad charlie did that? She never really took too much on the prison but what she did her was honestly nice and vortex looked to loona
Vortex: You Box?
Loona: To Protect Myself Cause You Know, Hell And Everything
Vortex: Yeah I Know What That's Like
MEANWHILE WITH CHARLIE
Charlie was helping millie and moxxie with some targets making crazy looking accidents in order to kill the people they're after and the two succubus that were spying on charlie were behind some stalls to keep on eye on the princess for verosika and moxxie loaded up a crossbow but before he could some guy flipped over the table and he fell to the floor and he changed back to his regular self
Teen Woman: Oh My Gosh It's A Fucking Possum!
Moxxie: Oh Crumbs!
he was grabbed by some dudes and put into a beer barrel and taken away and millie ran after him, charlie had to take a piss and she does shapeshifting and she does it the mens way behind some rocks for privacy and the two succubus get a peak of her peeing and they're eyes widen, jaws dropped and they're um taco's warm from what Charlie had in her jeans and snapped a picture and send it verosika who received it and her eyes went big then she gave a horny look and got of stage to see the thing in person and charlie was finishing off someone and after she was done started headed to millie's direction til verosika stepped infront of her
Verosika: Hey Sexy~
Charlie: *Sigh* Verosika Look I'm Not Interested In Fucking My Boss's Ex During A Demon Duel And I'm With Somebody!
verosika didn't listen and circled around her checking her out while biting her lip and gets a little too close to Charlie's face
Verosika: I Don't See Them So... Why Should I Care?
she was about to kiss her til they heard something come out of the water and look up and see a mutated fish rise from the ocean and killed a person with it's foot and it's tounge grabs moxxie and charlie and millie go to save him, charlie dives into the water and turns into a kraken and pulls the creature back to the water and charlie shoot fire at it as millie stabs the creature and opens its mouth showing moxxie drunk and punching it's uvula and millie reaches for him but he high fives her then she grabs him and tosses him to blitzo and charlie and millie beat the thing to deatn and both slice off it's head and verosika looks at charlie just swooning
Verosika: Oh She's Hot When She Fights~
Blitzo: Stop Trying To Fuck My Employee Scank!
Verosika just flips him off as the two demons reemerge and high five each other with smiles on they're faces
Blitzo: Nice Work Girls, You Handled That Fish!
Charlie: Thanks, You Good?
Millie: Is Mox Okay?!
blitzo rolled his eyes and dropped a drunk moxxie on the sand and millie picks him up and hugs him then charlie walks up to verosika with her beer can in hand
Charlie: I Won't Say Anything About You're Juice Incident If You Give Us The Parking Space
verosika thinks for a moment then takes her juice and winks at charlie
Verosika: Deal Princess~
charlie shudders at that and everyone went back to their word and loona looked sad and when charlie asked why it was because tex had a girlfriend and verosika and her crew got arrested and then everybody went to relax then charlie got a call from vaggie
Charlie: Hey Babe!
Vaggie: Hey Hun, Um So This Is My Stupid Sisters Idea For The Record To Tease Me Non Stop
Charlie: Okay What's Going On?
Vaggie: Clara And Odette Are Bringing Me To The Beach And They Wanted To See If You Could Come. I'm choosing From One Of The Many Revealing Swimsuits They Gave-
suddenly her phone hung up and the angel is left confused and suddenly sees something bright moving to her window and takes a few steps back and her window opens showing Charlie in a red and white summer Hawaiian shirt with brown shorts, showing her muscles and some scars and she had a surfboard and sunglasses and pulls Down the shades to look at her girlfriend with lustful eyes
Charlie: Which one Are You Wearing~?
vaggie chuckles and wraps her arms around Charlie's neck and they kiss and we see clara and Odette giggle at they're sister and her girlfriend
TO BE CONTINUED
END OF CHAPTER EIGHT
