Doey the Doughman and Monster Truck Build Their First House:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Doey, Monster Truck, and the babies see the remains of Safe Haven. Doey finds a little box. "I promise, I will avenge you," says Doey. He then realizes it was a cigarette box. "Wait, was one of them smoking?"
"Doey, Safe Haven is no longer safe," says Monster Truck, "especially now that we have kids! We're going to find a new place to live!"
"You're right, MT," says Doey.
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Doey, Monster Truck, and the kids found a spot. "Okay, I got the blue prints for our house," says Doey. It's a drawing of him in his attack mode.
"My eyes," says Monster Truck.
The babies cry.
"Sorry," says Doey. He then gets out the real blue prints.
"That's better," says Monster Truck, "wait… where do we get the wood?"
"Uh…" Doey says.
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"Our house is made," says Doey.
"Did you make it out of candy," asks Monster Truck.
"What makes you ask that," asks Doey.
"Well, for starters, Hansel and Gretel are here," says Monster Truck, "and, oh yeah, it's obviously made of candy!"
"I'm sure it'll be fine…" The Babies eat the house. "Nevermind."
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They complete their next attempt… but the house is about the size of the babies.
"How did that happen," asks Monster Truck.
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The next house was blown away in a tornado.
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The next house was possessed by a ghost and became a monster and was destroyed by three kids.
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"We might as well give up," says Monster Truck.
"Wait, I got it," says Doey. He makes a house out of dough. "The perfect place!"
"What about winter," asks Monster Truck.
"That's it, I'm out of ideas," says Doey.
"You two need a place to stay," asks an old woman.
"You know we're monsters, right," asks Monster Truck.
"Yes, but monsters with babies. Come with me."
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The old woman takes them to her house. "Here's where you can stay. I'm sure when my son gets home, he'll be okay with you."
"Where is your son," asks Doey.
"Oh, he went back to his old work place. Got a note that said something about finding a flower. I'm going to make cookies." She walks away.
"That's Neil's Mom," says Doey.
"What are the odds," asks Monster Truck.
The End