An upgrade on military equipment

Days 10+11

These Skibidi Toilets have occupied a church and held their idolatry there! One of monstrous proportions was emphatically delivering its infamous lines at the lectern. When we stormed the building, all the little enemies fled, the big toilet ate one of us though. Two soldiers flushed it at an opportune moment. We quickly led their desecration to an end.

Due to the brevity of the events, I will summarize again and add the 11th entry here.

On this day, we had again received new units; the 900-robot strong "armada" included larger Cameramen measuring between 2.5 and 5 meters in addition to the "normal" ones.

A monster made up of three toilets and their heads ran over two humans passing by.

Among other things, we used a dropship in this battle. This can be described as a slowly hovering platform, not unlike a zeppelin in terms of propulsion, but square, which can be used to transport soldiers behind the enemy's attack lines. They then jump from a certain height into enemy territory and form a reinforcement there.

Day 12

I approached a street today that looked like a field of rubble. Concrete blocks, rusted metal grates, wrecked cars, broken toilet parts and the "corpses" of many Cameramen were scattered everywhere. One small bright spot the eye could find were our camera logos, which I recognized on various surfaces. I've already mentioned them above. Seeing these symbols gets me in genuine happiness.

Up on the wall, the battle raged. The larger Cameraheads were simply picking up smaller enemies and flinging them away. These Skibidi Toilets seem to have at least some technical innards, as they often exploded on impact. I had to defend myself against two attackers, the first of which I was able to flush off without any problems. However, the second was too strong for me and I could feel my end drawing near. At the last second, a large Cameraman saved me and threw the enemy about 30 meters through the air. I'm still deeply in his debt today, because unfortunately I never got the chance to return the favor.

This enlarged version has a movie camera on the mechanical "neck", in contrast to our surveillance cameras. That's why these units are also known as camcorders.
When I looked up again after all the excitement, my people were fleeing from the enemy superiority. The giant toilet leader, who can even shoot laser beams from his eyes, put them to flight and forced us all to retreat.

Day 13

We received new support from the government: 5 Dropships and a Camera Strider. You can think of it as a free-moving pistol that can run and find its own targets. Very useful then. One can see from the equipment provided that humanity has placed all their aspiration in us Hardware Heads. A lofty position that we strive to live up to! We can hope for even more support.
A clearing squad would also be a great idea to make the lifeless robots disappear before the enemy gets their hands on our technology.

Another attack from the air. And again the dropship, which was shot up in this battle process, but was still able to complete its mission beforehand. After one flying Skibidi Toilet had also shot down our Camera Strider, the comrades who had landed on it were able to rinse it off and bring it down. The small Skibidis flew around it and didn't care much about our little victory. We left them unmolested as they posed no threat at that time. I was attacked once more from the air and only survived by "playing dead".

Day 14

The two armies marched against each other again. But our enemies had managed to lure us into a trap: not a single one of the soldiers involved in this military deployment survived. What happened was that the enemy struck towards us with three large commanders as an advance guard. We expected an attack from these higher-ups and analyzed their every move. Suddenly, an assassin, just as massive as the three leaders, armored with steel and armed with projectiles, burst out from behind this front. With no regard for casualties, he rammed first his cronies and then our troops into the ground.

It's unbelievable what the Skibidis are willing to put up with in order to achieve their goal, which is still unclear to us.

(Incidentally, the last entries are from different Cameramen. The robot alliance now after all needs every member in battle, so even for the designated unit a pure chronicler service is simply not possible. If one soldier is killed, another will continue the logbook. Fortunately, robots can be repaired, so at some point we will be able to follow Cameraman_001 in his observations and analyses again).

Day 15

Today we used a similar diversionary strategy as our opponents before. A decoy was quickly found; he was looking forward to it and literally danced in front of the opposing troop.
When the enemies were gathered at a crossroads, two agents detonated a bomb, namely our Airstriker. More precisely, they pressed a button on a remote control. A satellite stationed above the battlefield responded with a laser beam that pulverized the enemy force.

Some Skibidis really don't know when to stop. They do everything they can to finish us off. A toilet pushed me off a skyscraper and was still obtrusive enough to jump after me to fully end my robotic life.

Day 16

We proudly present a new piece of equipment: the Camera Toilet! This little snitch is supposed to gather information for us from the Skibidis' base camp.
I connected it wirelessly to my tablet, for which I am also very grateful to the government. Then I switched on the mini spy and pointed it in the right direction with my finger. That sweet thing drove straight in and started transmitting footage to me continuously. Unfortunately, it was discovered a short time later. I was quite terrified when my tablet started to make a rustling noise and I could no longer see anything. I quickly realized what happened, but before I could escape, the concrete wall I had been hiding behind vanished into thin air with a loud bang and lots of smoke. Over the fresh pile of rubble the creepy enemies rose; some now enhanced by spider-like legs. Seeing these figures and faces emerge from the thick fug almost did me in.

Day 17

We tried a second time to blow up an enemy meeting like the one before, which was now also attended by the toilet boss. Two of our people, I met them on the roof of a high-rise building, activated the tried and tested satellite blast. Regrettably, it didn't work so well this time, most of the beasts outlasted the strike.

The ones with the spider legs scaled the skyscraper, then extended their telescopic limbs and stabbed my poor comrades with them. They were now also equipped with gun barrels. I ran as fast as I could to the other side of the roof, but didn't even make it around the corner of the superstructure that still separated me from it...

Days 18-20

...are being pulled together, due to a content match. This is Cameraman_017. Okay, the last sentence in the above entry is also mine. Sadly, our buddy got caught. Before he could get to safety, he was hit by the G-Man's laser beams.

At least the bad news that we lost three colleagues is accompanied by some good ones. We have a new, living wonder weapon. With the permission and approval of the humans, who are also somehow our „parents", our engineers have built a 50 m giant cameraman, the Titan Cameraman! Yes, we now also have engineer cameramen and scientists among us, even in the larger version.

These are not designed for combat, they work with equipment that does not belong to the army, but is by no means harmless or uncomplicated, and are distinguished externally by their white coats. The proportion of white Hardware Heads who do not fight will continue to increase, as we will soon have „doctors" who repair fallen soldiers. Which hopefully will be soon, because among the "dead" are some of my close friends.

So from the beginning. One Camcorder was having a hard time with many skibidists surrounding and encircling him. One had mounted his shoulders but was immediately removed. The other enemies were about to have their necks stretched by the big robot when he was run over by an adversary in camouflage. It tried to attack me next, but the new Titan appeared and crushed it. He flattened several other toilets without „batting an eyelid", if he had those. A formidable war machine.
I'm sure I don't need to comment how annoying it is to have to endure that skibidi song that the monsters constantly emit all day long. Not to mention the creepy grins they put on incessantly. It kind of feels like brainwashing and nightmares...

I greeted our giant with a thumbs up, the preferred communication of us Cameramen. From then on, we sent him ahead and looked forward to idle times. A few of us had probably been with the humans for too long; they tried to eat, although that's impossible for us. Whereas... they were just pretending, either to mock the toilets or to feel a bit more human. Artificial intelligence imitates human beings and learns from them.

So our new friend fought all the enemies for us. This machine even defeated a three-headed skibidi with ease. He simply rinsed off the first head. The second one swung at him, which earned the beast a punch. And when the third head tried to bite, the Titan held it with both hands and finished it off with a blue laser beam from the energy core in its chest. We clapped together. Our colossus gave a friendly nod and a thumbs-up with its gigantic hand.

But the new giant unintentionally called the G-Man onto the scene. He in turn attacked it with his lasers. The colleague held a steel shield in front of it and approached the toilet boss. A similar assassin toilet like the one already mentioned came out of nowhere and managed to demolish the shield. This forced the Camera Titan to flee. Fortunately, the latter had equipped a jetpack.