Pushes the button on a Meeseeks box. "Hi! I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!" Whispers something into Mr. Meeseeks ear. "Can do! Hi everyone, Null Nui welcomes you to another chapter of Rick, Noa, and Morty! Today, our trio go on a adventure of Morty's choosing while the rest of the family is helped by Meeseeks like me!" Whispers another thing into Mr. Meeseek's ear. "Oh. And Null Nui would like to issue a Trigger Warning, due to a certain scene. He said that anyone who had seen the actual episode would known what he means. Is that it?" Gives him a thumbs up. "Great! Bye!"*Poof*
Season 1 Intro
We open up to a view of outer space, where we see some objects float by, such as a hourglass, a eyeball shooting lasers, a dismembered hand, and a 3+3=6, until we zoom in to a nearby alien planet, where we see Rick, Noa, and Morty running from some frog-like creatures, with Rick creating a green portal for them to escape in. Noa and Rick jump in, but Morty trips, causing to miss his escape as the portal closes. Just as the frog-like creature were about to pounce on him, a grey portal opens, with Noa's arm reaching out and grabbing Morty's leg, pulling him to safety.
Next, we see Jerry shooting at some monsters with a gun.
We then cut to Morty's room, where Jerry is helping Morty with his homework. However, when Jerry pats Morty on the back, his face falls off, revealing to be a robotic double of Morty, which freaks Jerry out. In the background, the real Morty walks in, only to be grabbed by Rick and Noa, who lead him out of the room without Jerry noticing.
We then see Beth, Summer, and Jerry tackle Rick and Noa to the ground, causing the former to drop a device that lands at a nervous Morty's feet.
We then cut to the Smith house, where we see Noa and the Smith family surrounding a pregnant Jerry, who was lying on the dining room table, about to give birth. Morty and Summer were both holding a futuristic looking gun, both sporting scared looks. Noa's hands were glowing with black and white energy, as he had a look of anger. Rick, meanwhile, was about to help deliver to baby as scared Beth stood next to Jerry, who was taking deep breaths.
We next see Morty, Noa, and Annie being confront by Hepatitis A.
Finally, we see the space cruiser being chased by a Cthulhu-like creature. Inside the cruiser were Rick, Noa, Morty and Summer, the latter of whom was holding a baby version of the monster chasing them. We then zoom into the monster's open mouth, giving us the title card.
Rick, Noa, and Morty
We open to an ominous looking space station, where we see Rick, Noa, and Morty running from what appears to be Beth, Summer, and Jerry, thought they were behaving like zombies.
"Run!" Rick shouted before Jerry tackles him to the ground, causing him to drop a device that he was holding while Beth and Summer tackle Noa to the ground.
The device Rick dropped that slips over to a scared Morty, who picks it up.
"Morty, do it! Hit the button now!" Noa shouted as he points to a nearby red button while Beth and Summer started tugging on his hair, the former seems to be sniffing it for some reason.
"I can't do it guys! They're my parents and sister!" Morty cried.
"Morty, I already told you, it's not your family! They're clones from an alternate reality possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's future!" Rick shouted as he and Noa try to fight the clones off.
"Do you need a mnemonic device or something? Just hit the button already!" Noa shouted as clone Beth gets off him and starts approaching Morty.
Once she gets close, she loses the zombie-like behavior. "Morty, please. I love you, sweetheart."
"Ohhhh…" Morty groans before darting past clone Beth and hitting the button, causing a device on the ground to activate, which creates a orange forcefield that melts the three clones before absorbing them.
Once the device closes, Rick picks it up with a smile, not noticing (or perhaps not caring) the slightly traumatized look Morty had from the sight of what appeared to be his family melting. "Good work, Morty."
Creating a portal with his portal gun, he steps into it, followed by Noa and a slightly traumatized Morty.
We cut to the Smith house garage, where we see the three jump out of the portal, with Rick looking at the device with excitement.
"Y-You know, these demonic alien spirits are really valuable!" He said, only for the sound of Morty puking rang through the air.
"You okay, Morty?" Noa asked in a concerned tone as he watches Morty puke in a corner of the garage.
"Told you not to trust that tuna." Rick added as he puts the device on a nearby shelf.
Done with his puking, Morty looks at the two. "I just killed my family! I don't care what they were!"
"I dunno, Morty. Some people would pay top dollar for that kinda breakthrough." Rick said in a rather uncaring tone.
"Rick, Morty just witnessed what looks like his family being vaporized." Noa said in a flat tone. "Anyone who isn't you or me will also feel what he feels."
"He's right! And y-you know what, Rick? That's it! I-I'm done with these…insane adventures! That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out!" Morty snapped before marching out of the garage in huff.
"Whoa whoa whoa, come on, Morty!" Rick shouted as he grabs Morty's arm. "D-D-Don't be like that! The universe is a crazy and chaotic place!"
"You're the one that's crazy and chaotic! Adventures are supposed to be simple! And fun!" Morty shouted as he pushes his grandfather's arm away.
"Rick, I think Morty needs to sit out of the next adventure or two." Noa suggested.
"Oh yeah you two. Yeah, t-t-that- that's real easy to say from the sidekick positions." Rick sarcastically said before looking at Morty. "But—But, uh, h-how about next time you be in charge, then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is."
Morty gains an excited look. "Seriously Rick?! Y-You'll let me call the shots?"
"We could use a change of pace." Noa muttered out loud.
"Okay, fine. But let's make it interesting, Morty. I-I-If your adventure sucks, and we bail halfway through it, you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures. Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month." Rick said as he crosses his arms.
"Okay, all right, tough guy! But if my adventure's good... I get to be in charge of every third adventure!" Morty countered.
"Every 10th." Rick said.
"Deal." Morty agreed before looking at Noa. "And Noa, you'll have to help me hook up with Jessica."
"Really, dragging me into your bet?" Noa asked in a annoyed tone before letting out a sigh. "Fine."
With excitement, Morty grabs Rick and Noa's arms. "Deal. All right. Well, come on, let's get going."
But before they could go anywhere, Beth walks into the garage. "Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again."
"Washing dishes?" Rick asked in a annoyed tone.
"No. The opposite. Can you fix it?" Beth asked.
That's when Summer walks in, holding a notebook. "Grandpa Rick, can you help me with my science homework?"
"Yeah just don't do it."
"Grandpa!"
That's when Jerry walks in, holding a jar of mayo. "Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open this mayonnaise jar?"
"Wow. Hat trick." Rick said before facing Morty. "All right, Morty, let's put a pin in this. I got to help your pathetic family."
"Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say." Morty taunted before moving his arms like a chicken. "Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk."
"Really Morty?" Noa asked with a flat look.
"Oh, Morty, you done did it this time. It's on. I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart." Rick declared before facing the rest of the family. "As for you dingdongs..." He takes a cube-shaped device with a blue button on it off the nearby shelf and shows it to them. "This is a Meeseeks box. Let me show you how it works. You press this."
Rick then presses the blue button, causing a blue humanoid the suddenly appear.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!" The humanoid greeted.
"You make a request. Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar." Rick ordered.
"Yes, siree!" Mr. Meeseeks happily said with a salute before grabbing the mayo jar from Jerry's hands.
"The Meeseeks fulfills the request." Noa added as Mr. Meeseeks opens the jar.
"All done!" He said as he hands the jar and lid back to Jerry, who had a amazed look.
"And then it stops existing." Noa finished as Mr. Meeseeks poofs out of existence.
"Oh, my God, he exploded!" Summer shouted in shock.
"Trust me, they're fine with it. Knock yourselves out." Rick said as he hands Jerry the Meeseeks box.
"Just keep your requests simple. They're not gods." Noa added with a stern look.
"All right! Get out of here now! Everybody out of here! I got a bet to win!" Morty said impatiently as he pushes the three out of the garage.
"So... What do you have planned, boss?" Noa asked.
We quickly cut to the Smith house living room, where we see, Beth, Summer, and Jerry looking over the Meeseeks box in wonder.
"So many possibilities." Beth muttered.
"My mind is racing." Summer added.
"If we're gonna use this thing, which I'm not even sure we should, we need to keep it simple." Jerry said, only to be ignored as Summer presses the button, summoning a Meeseeks.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks!"
"I want to be popular at school!" Summer requested.
"Ooh, okay!"
"Summer, what did I just-" Jerry scolded, only for Beth to press the button, summoning her own Meeseeks.
"Ooh, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
"I want I want to be a more complete woman!" Beth requested.
"Beth!" Jerry shouted.
"Oh, yeah! Yes, ma'am!"
The two woman then leaves with their Meeseeks, leaving Jerry, who sighs.
"You guys are doing it wrong." Jerry muttered to himself before looking at the box. "He said "simple.""
Getting an idea, he then pushes the button. "Hey, there. I'm Mr. Meeseeks!"
"Mr. Meeseeks, I would like to take two strokes off my golf game." Jerry requested.
"Ooh, yeah! Can do!"
"Nailed it." Jerry said to himself with a proud look.
With our main trio, they were in a fantasy dimension, where they entered a village with Morty looking over a map.
"God, Morty, what a boring start to an adventure. Why didn't we just go to Kentucky?" Rick asked.
"Rick, this is a fantasy-type world with creatures and all sorts of fantasy things." Morty said. "We're going on a quest, okay?"
"Can't wait." Rick replied in a sarcastic tone.
"Let's just this some time to develop." Noa said.
Reaching the center of the village, Morty climbs onto a nearby box and clears his throat. "Ahem. Excuse me! We are two humble heroes in search of adventure!"
"Oh, my God, so embarrassing." Rick muttered to himself, putting his hand over his face while the villagers gather around the trio.
"At last! Three heroes! You must help us!" A male villager begged before pointing to a nearby giant beanstalk. "This village is terribly poor, yet the giant that lives in the clouds above has untold treasures!"
"You know what? I accept your call to adventure, good sir, kind sir." Morty said as he hops off the box "Come on guys. There's a giant in the clouds!"
"Yeah. Beginner's luck." Rick said with a belch as the trio head towards the beanstalk.
"Perhaps we can pocket a bit of the giant's treasure for ourselves." Noa offered.
"Eh, might make it worth it." Rick said with a shrug.
Back in their home dimension, we go to Morty and Summer's high school, where Summer's Meeseeks was speaking to the student body on a podium in the school's gym.
"In conclusion, a friendship with Summer Smith is the most valuable and enriching experience of your young lives." The Meeseeks finished, getting cheers from the students. "I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me! Thank you!"
As a few Summer ran up to Summer, Principal Vagina walks up to Mr. Meeseeks. "Uh, Mr. Meeseeks, was it? Yeah. Gene Vagina. Listen, I'm in a bit of custody thing with my ex and was wondering-" The Meeseeks then poofs out of existence. "-No, I'll get your info from Summer."
We then go to Beth and her Meeseeks, who were at a restaurant, sitting at an outside table.
"I got pregnant at 17. I mean, I still put myself through veterinary school." Beth said as her Meeseeks pours her a glass of wine. "Yes, I'm successful, but what if I hadn't..." She pauses when she looks that Mr. Meeseeks' attentive face. "I'm just saying, somewhere along the way, I lost that wide-eyed girl from Muskegon."
"She's still there, Beth." Mr. Meeseeks said in a comforting tone.
"Well, her waistline isn't." Beth joked.
Mr. Meeseeks then grabs her right hand. "Beth, having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free."
"You're saying I should leave Jerry." Beth asked as some tears fell down her eyes. "I can't believe I'm finally having this conversation. I mean, I always though I would be having it with Noa..."
Upon mentioning the Nothling hybrid's name, Beth looks over to Mr. Meeseeks and begins picturing him as Noa, who was giving her a flirty look.
Sporting her own flirty look, Beth leans in to kissing Mr. Meeseeks (Pretending that he was Noa) when he poofs out of existence, snapping Beth out of her daydream.
That's when a waiter walks up. "More wine?
"I think I've had enough."
We then cut Jerry and his Meeseeks, who were at a golf course.
"Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry." Mr. Meeseeks said.
"Yeah, yeah. I got it." Jerry said with an annoyed look.
He then swings, only to completely miss the ball.
"That's okay. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me! Try again and keep your head down." Mr. Meeseeks suggested.
"Okay, well, which is it? Square my shoulders or keep my head down?" Jerry asked in a frustrated tone.
"Well, it's both. But most importantly, you got to relax." Mr. Meeseeks said.
"You know what, Mr. Meeseeks? I don't think this is working. I give up." Jerry said.
Mr. Meeseeks gains a nervous look upon hearing that. "I'm sorry, Jerry, but it doesn't work like that. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away. Look at me."
"Well, make yourself comfortable, because I suck." Jerry said while crossing his arms.
"No, Jerry, I'm the one who SUCKS!" Mr. Meeseeks shouted. "Let me try something."
Mr. Meeseeks then pushes the button on the Meeseeks box (Which Jerry brought along for some strange reason), summoning a Meeseeks.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
"Hi, Mr. Meeseeks! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me."
"Hi!"
"Can you help me get two strokes off of Jerry's golf swing?"
"Can do! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Is he keeping his shoulders squared?"
"Ooh, he's trying!"
Back with our main trio, they climbed up the beanstalk and entered a giant castle through a window, landing on a giant table.
"All right, Morty. We're in your stupid giant's castle. What do we do next?" Rick asked in a snide tone.
"Would you just relax, Rick? All we got to do is find the treasure room, okay? It's nice and simple." Morty said before rubbing his forehead. "You know, I'm sorry everything's going so smoothly and adventurously."
That when the sound of giant footsteps could be heard approaching.
"Uh-oh, Morty. Startin' to get a little hairy. What do you want to do, boss?" Rick asked in a sarcastic tone as Noa gathers energy in his hand, prepare himself for a fight.
"Come on, hurry. Behind this cookie jar." Morty said as he drags the two behind a nearby giant cookie jar.
"Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!" The giant said as he enters the room.
"Just give up, Morty. This is game over." Rick whispered as he takes out his portal gun. "I'll take us home right now. You just say the word."
"No way, Rick. This is all part of it. Adventures have conflict. Deal with it." Morty whispered.
"Well, this conflict sure as hell ain't going to be a easy one." Noa whispered.
"I smell the blood of- whoop!" The giant said, only to slip on a puddle and fall, cracking his head open on one of the table's corners.
"Holy crap." Morty said as he, Rick, and Noa ran to the table's edge to see the bleed giant.
"That was unexpected." Noa said witha surprise look.
"Oh, boy. He looks pretty bad down there guys. Looks like he's bleeding out." Rick said as the giant twitches.
That's when a giant woman, who was holding a giant baby, walks in.
"Oh, Jesus! Dale!" The giant woman shouted in shock before noticing the three. "You sons of bitches!" The three try to make a run for it, but the giant woman traps them in a glass cup. She then takes out her cellphone. "Hello, 911? My husband has been attacked by tiny people! He's dying!"
Our trio quickly found themselves in a giant police station, where they got they're mugshots takes before being placed in a interrogation room with two giant detectives.
"Hey, look, we get it. You're little, you're down on your luck, you think, "hey, he's a giant. Why don't we break into his home, rob him, and murder him?"" One of the giants accused.
"Th-th-but that's not how it went down!" Morty stammered as he, Rick, and Noa were now wearing orange prison suits.
"Oh, well, it's going down like that. The three of you are going down like that." The other giant said.
"Ooh, boy, Morty, you're really showing us how it's done. Real straightforward and fun." Rick said sarcastically.
"I have to admit, this adventure is starting to turn into a flop." Noa said.
Back at the Smith house, we see Beth and Summer, the former sporting a new hairstyle, walking though the front door.
"Like, letting go of the need to be popular is what makes people like you." Summer said.
"The most important love you can receive is from yourself." Beth added.
In the living room, a frustrated Jerry was still practicing his swings, surrounded by a bunch of Meeseeks.
"Okay, Jerry, you got to just choke up on the club!" A Meeseeks advised.
"Well, which is it, choke up or follow-through?!" Jerry asked in frustration.
"Aww, come on, Jerry, we've been over this. You know you got to do both!" Another Meeseeks said.
"This is as frustrating for us as it is for you." A different Meeseeks added.
"Don't tell me that! That just puts pressure on me!" Jerry shouted.
"Just try to relax." The second Meeseeks said, only for Jerry to jab the handle of his golf club in his chest with an angry look.
"You try to relax! Have you ever tried to relax?! It is a paradox!" Jerry shouted in anger before stomping off. He then enters the kitchen, where he found Beth and Summer. "Ugh, these Meeseeks, huh?" He then goes to the fridge and pulls out a beer. "Kind of a handful. I can't imagine what you two must be going through."
"Our Meeseeks have been gone for hours, Jerry." Beth said.
"You're kidding me."
Beth then pushes her hair back. "Notice anything different?"
"I'm sorry. Hours?" Jerry asked, not noticing the new hairstyle.
"Dad, mom is a beautiful woman! Look at her! You will lose her!" Summer said as she places her hands on Beth's shoulder, who looked upset that her husband didn't care about her new change.
Before Jerry could say anything, a Meeseeks peeks thought the door. "Uhh... Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand? Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long. It's getting weird."
Back in the fantasy dimension, Rick, Noa, and Morty were in a court room, being put on trial.
"Order in the court! Before the jury reaches its verdict, I just want to say that I consider you three very guilty." The giant judge stated.
"Oh, great adventure, buddy." Rick said with sarcasm. "Rick, Noa, and Morty go to giant prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it'll be really easy to rape us after that."
"We're gonna be okay guys." Morty said, though in a unsure tone.
"How?" Noa asked. "They took Rick's portal gun, my portals are still iffy at best, and this is pretty much an open-and-shut case, Morty."
"Plus, what do you think's gonna happen, some magical angel's gonna show up and then-." Rick said, only for the courtroom doors to burst open, with a giant lawyer walking in.
"Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the violation of civil liberties!" The giant lawyer shouted as he walks up to the judge and takes out an envelope. "Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss. These little men were never read their giant rights and are therefore free-fi to fo-home."
"W-what the hell is he talking about?" Rick asked as the crowd mutters in confusion at the last bit.
"They're free to go, is what I meant. I'm deconstructing our our our thing we say. We're giants." The giant lawyer explained. "Nobody got that?"
"I did, I just thought it was fucking weak." Noa said in a flat tone.
"Whatever."
"Oh, man, what did I tell you guys? We did it!" Morty cheered.
The three then exit the courthouse in their regular clothes.
"All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working. You ready to head home?" Rick asked.
"Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick? Well, you know what? We're not bailing out just yet." Morty said with a smug look. "You know, we're gonna go find some treasure or something and and we're gonna bring it to those villagers."
"Morty, cut your losses. This is obviously awash." Rick said.
"Come on Rick, this adventure is still salvageable." Noa said, giving Morty a benefit of the doubt.
"Thanks Noa. Plus, you were saying that back when we first got arrested, but here we are, you know, walking down the courthouse steps." Morty said before gesturing to said steps.
However, it quickly became clear that Morty did not consider the fact that, since the courthouse they came from was gigantic, the steps would be giant as well, each being the size of large buildings. There is also the fact that they stretch on for miles.
"Oh, boy, Morty." Rick said.
"Usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy part of the adventure." Morty said.
"What do you say, Morty?" Rick asked as he held his portal gun up.
"I say give me a hand, sidekick." Morty stubbornly said, causing Rick to groan before the two started climbing down the step.
Noa, meanwhile, crosses his arms before floating off the ground and down to the next step, playfully flashing a taunting grin at Rick and Morty on the way down.
"Hurry up, slowpokes!" The Nothling hybrid shouted at the two, causing them to give him annoyed looks.
Back at the Smith house, Jerry was in the living room, still working on his golf swings. This time, he is surrounded by a legion of Meeseeks.
"Everybody shut up! Let me try!" Jerry said before taking a stance. He then swings, only to be displeased by it, as he starts swinging the golf club around in anger. "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
That's when Beth, who's hair was back to normal and was wearing a green dress, walks up to Jerry with a flat look. "I'm going out."
"Wait. What?" Jerry asked.
"Well, you're busy. I'm hungry. I thought I'd go out." Beth said before shooting Jerry a glare. "Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?"
"Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is... I'll take you to dinner." Jerry offered.
"AWWWWWWW!" The Meeseeks complained.
"Hey, you know what? It's hard being me, too." Jerry said, glaring at them before facing Beth. "I'll be right there." As Beth leaves, Jerry faces the Meeseeks. "Look, I've got a marriage to keep together. At this point, my golf swing is more your problem than mine."
He then tosses the golf club to one of the Meeseeks before leaving.
"I can't take it anymore. I just want to die!" A Meeseeks shouted.
"We all want to die! We're Meeseeks!" Another shouted.
"Why did you even rope me into this?"
"Cause he roped me into this!"
"Well, him over there, he roped me into this!"
"Well, he roped me into this!"
"Well, what about me? He roped me into this."
"Well, that one over there roped me into this."
"Well, he roped me into this."
Back with the trio, they were still climbing down the giant steps.
Well, Rick and Morty were climbing, Noa just floated down.
"Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves scaling down 650,000 oversized steps." Rick said sarcastically.
"All right, okay, you know, if this was a story, this part wouldn't be included, stupid." Morty retorted before noticing something, It was a tavern built into the step, being labeled the "Thirsty Step". "Hey, Rick, what do you know? Look down there. Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into the side of the step."
"I could use a drink." Noa said.
"You didn't even climb down." Rick replied with a glare as he and Morty reach the bottom of the step. "And you could've helped."
"To quote Morty: Adventures have conflict. Deal with it." Noa said in a slightly snide tone.
The three then enter the tavern, where they see all sorts of characters, with most of the patrons being stair-shaped creatures.
"Oh, wow. Now, this is more like it. Look, there's little staircase-shaped people in here. All kinds of crazy characters. This place is great, you know? It's whimsical and fun." Morty said.
Rick then notices one of the stair-shaped creatures looking at him. "What are you looking at, motherfucker?"
"Easy, Rick." Noa said.
As soon as the three sat down at a table, a waitress with sizable breast walks up to them.
"Pay them no mind. Those stair goblins can be moody. Now, what can I getcha? We've got skarlog poppies, flurlow, halzingers, bloogies, juicy time babies." The waitress offered.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about some scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here? Or just a bunch of nonsense words?" Rick asked in annoyance.
"Rick..." Morty groaned.
"We'll have two bloogies and halzinger, please." Noa ordered.
"And, uh, we were wondering, is there a faster way three heroes could get down these stairs?" Morty asked.
That's when a slug-like creature, who was sitting at the table next to them, spoke up. "Y'all need to ride down the stairs? My name is Slippely-Slippery Stair. I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels."
"25 shmeckels? I don't know how much I don't know what that is. Is that a lot? Is it a little?" Rick asked, still maintaining the annoyance he held.
"That's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies." The waitress said, pointing to her breasts before giving them a shake.
That's when a lizard-spider creature appears. "Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels."
"It's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline." The waitress said before walking off.
The creature snaps his fingers. "Rats! What a shame."
As the creature crawls away, Rick gives Morty a look. "Morty, your adventure's in a spiral. For real, man, time to pull out."
"You keep heckling my adventure, Rick! You know why?" Morty asked in anger.
"Uh, because it's lame?"
"It's because you're petty! You know, how many times have I had to follow you into some nonsensical bull crap? I always roll with the punches, Rick. And Noa is willing to give me the benefit of the doubt. Why can't you?" Morty asked before getting out of his seat. "Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!"
"Whatever." Rick said with a eyeroll as Morty leaves for the restroom.
"Listen Rick, you really should ease up on Morty." Noa said with a frown. "He does have a point, you know. He, as well as I, have followed you on life-or-death adventures for random crap. So just do us this one favor and let Morty have this."
"Fine." Rick grumbled, crossing his arms. A smile then forms on his face. "You know, this reminds me of the first time you lead an adventure."
"Oh, please don't remind me, as that adventure was a train wreak from start to finish." Noa said in a playful tone. "In fact, this adventure is superior over that one by a long shot."
"I'll admit, you got me there." Rick said with a smile. "Still, you've learned from that experience, as the second time you lead, it was a much better time, as it ended with with us finding some women and getting laid."
"True that." Noa said with a smile.
At the Smith house, all the Meeseeks were having a war meeting in the living room.
"It's become clear-look at me- that if we concentrate all our efforts on Jerry's follow-through, we will solve this problem. I'm Mr. Meeseeks." A Meeseeks said.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks. Look at me. The only thing that's clear is that choking up is the one true solution." Another Meeseeks said.
"Look at me. I'm Mr. Meeseeks. I've been trying to help Jerry for two days, an eternity in Meeseeks time, and nothing's worked. I fear the worst."
"Your failures are your own, old man. I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me. I say follow-through! Who's with me?! Follow-through!"
That when a Meeseeks uses the Meeseeks Box to summon another Meeseeks.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!" The newest Meeseeks said.
"Kill him!" The Meeseeks who summoned him ordered, pointing at the Meeseeks that wanted to improve Jerry's follow-through.
With a hiss, the new Meeseeks attack, causing the group to start a brawl.
Back in the fantasy dimension, Morty walked up to the sink to wash his hands. At the sink next to him was a living jellybean that was muted baby blue in color.
"How are you today? I'm Mr. Jelly Bean!" The jellybean greeted.
"Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean. I'm Morty." Morty greeted back. "I'm on an adventure with my grandpa and his apprentice."
"Nice. Is it a fun adventure?" Mr. Jelly Bean asked.
"I hope so. But I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails." Morty said in a down tone.
"Well, isn't that what adventures do?" Mr. Jelly Bean asked.
Morty perks up at this. "Hey, you know what? You're right. Everything's going fine. I just got to relax and go with the flow."
"Yeah." Mr. Jelly Bean said as he started rubbing Morty's shoulders.
This makes Morty uncomfortable. "Okay. Uh. B-bye."
He then tries to leave, only for Mr. Jelly Bean to grab him. "Uhh, no, stay. Go with the flow!"
"Stop. You're making me really uncomfortable." Morty said as he pushes the jellybean away.
With a aggressive look, Mr. Jelly Bean grabs Morty and pins him to the sink. "Stop fighting me! Just let this happen!"
"Get off of me!"
Outside the restroom, Rick and Noa were singing karaoke on a stage.
"Sweet home Alabama. Wooooo!" They sang.
"Hey Rick. I'm going to take a leak. Be right back." Noa said before heading to the restroom while Rick continues to sing.
Back in the restroom, Mr. Jelly Bean drags Morty into a stall.
"Whoo! No! Stop! Please!" Morty begged.
"Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat!" Mr. Jelly Bean shouted.
However, before he could do anything, he was grabbed and thrown out of the stall by an absolutely furious Noa, who begins to beat him up.
Actually, 'beat up' is not not the correct term, it's more like "beat the ever loving shit out of him with a berserker fury', as Noa landed punch after punch, not giving Mr. Jelly Bean a second to breath.
Pausing for a moment, Noa walks up to a nearby sink, grabbing it before tearing out of the wall. He then starts beating Mr. Jelly Bean with the sink until it was in complete pieces.
Stopping his rampage, Noa, now covered in the jellybean's green blood, starts panting as his fury-fueled adrenaline died down. He stares down at Mr. Jelly Bean, who was beaten into unconscious while also being covered in bruises and cuts. The Nothling hybrid then faces Morty. "Are you okay Morty?"
Morty said nothing as he runs up to and hugs him with a whimper. Noa hugs back in a comforting manner.
Back at the Smith house, the Meeseeks continued their battle-royal, as they were tearing each others limbs off.
However, due to the fact that they must complete their task in order to go away, they can't die.
"Everybody sto-o-o-p! Look at me!" A Meeseeks, who was holding the Meeseeks box, shouted, causing the others to stop fighting a look at him. "My brothers, nothing will be accomplished by shedding Meeseeks blood. None of us can die until our job is done."
"The job can't be done! We'll never get two strokes off his game!" Another Meeseeks shouted.
"No, we won't. But we will get all strokes off his game." The Meeseeks hold the box said.
The other Meeseeks looked at each other in confusion. "Where's he going with this? What does he mean?"
"When we kill him!"
Upon hearing that, the Meeseeks began cheering, as they seemed to have found a loophole.
We then go to a restaurant called Fancy Eats, where we see Beth and Jerry having dinner.
"Jerry, maybe it's time I take that trip I always talk about." Beth said, tapping the edge of her wine glass.
"Where would you go?" Jerry asked.
"I don't know, man. Italy. Greece. Argentina." Beth listed.
"Countries known for their sexually aggressive men." Jerry said in nervous amusement. He then gains a pondering look. "Isn't Noa's human half Italian, due to his father being from Italy?" Putting that aside, Jerry gives his wife a nervous look. "Did I tell you how much I love your new haircut?" That's when the restaurant begins to shake. "What the heck?"
Suddenly, bursting in from a window on a horse was a Meeseeks, followed by an army of Meeseeks wielding weapons.
"There he is!" The Meeseeks on the horse shouted, pointing at Jerry.
The other customers starts panicking as more Meeseeks stormed the building, with one pulling out a gun and shooting at Jerry, only to miss and hit the edge of his seat.
"Run, Jerry!" Beth shouted as she and Jerry ran out of their seats and into the kitchen with the Meeseeks in hot pursuit. They then locked themselves in the kitchen's freezer.
"Come on out, Jerry!" A Meeseeks demanded.
"Guys, I'll choke up. I'll follow through. I'll do whatever you tell me to do, okay?" Jerry bargained in a fearful tone.
"Oh, we're well past that, Jerry."
In the fantasy dimension, Rick was playing cards with Slippely-Slippery Stair and three other guys.
"Come on, Rick, quit stalling. What do ya got?" Slippely-Slippery Stair asked.
Rick then shows his cards, revealing the he has a three-of-a-kind. "Read 'em and weep, fellas!" As the other players groan as Rick takes their money, Noa and Morty walk up to the table, the latter with a slightly traumatized look. "Oh, hey, Morty. Listen, I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure. I'm havin' a good time, Morty. It's not so bad."
"Let's just go home, okay? I'm calling it. The adventure's over." Morty said in a very stressed tone.
Rick gives his grandson a confused look. "We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire!"
"Rick, I think we really need to wrap this adventure up." Noa said.
"Look, I want to leave now. You win the bet, okay?" Morty said before he starts searching Rick's lab coat for the portal gun. " Just give me the portal gun and let's go, please! Please, I just want to... go h-home."
As Morty tears up and holds Rick, a badly-beaten Mr. Jelly Bean walks out of the restroom. As he leaves, Rick gives him a narrow-eyed stare, quickly piecing together what had happen. He then glances at Noa, who was glaring at the jellybean before noticing Rick looking at him. The two staring at each for a moment before Noa, with a hellish glare, slices his thumb over his neck.
His suspicion being confirmed, Rick gives Noa a agreeable nod before looking at Morty. "Okay. Listen, Morty. I just won a bunch of shmeckels. Why don't we use 25 of them to pay slippery stair here for a ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?"
"Really?" Morty asked as he and Noa gained a pair of smiles.
"Sure, Morty. Yeah. You know, a good adventure needs a good ending." Rick said with a smile of his own.
The trio, along with Slippery, then went outside, with the former three getting on the latter's back.
"Buckle up!" Slippery shouted before taking the three down the giant steps.
Back with the Meeseeks situation, the Meeseeks stood in front of the freezer, having taken the workers and customers as hostages.
"Meeseeks are not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry!" A Meeseeks holding a gun shouted. "We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry. And we will do anything to alleviate that pain. Just ask..." The Meeseeks then grab a woman and points his gun at her. "...what's your name, ma'am?"
"Samantha. Please, mister! Give him what he wants!" The woman begs.
Jerry watches all of this with a horrified look. "Innocent people are going to die because of me. Why am I so mediocre?"
Beth, with a determine glare, grabs a pipes from a rack and gives it to Jerry. "Jerry, turn around. Straighten your back. Bend your knees. Bend them. Square your shoulders. Take a deep breath." Jerry takes a breath as he was in a golfer position. "I love you."
The two smile at each other.
"I'm counting to three, Jerry." The Meeseeks holding the woman shouted, point the gun to her head.
Jerry then kicks the door open, puts a tomato on the ground and, using the pipe like of golf club, hits the tomato into a pot.
A hole in one.
The Meeseeks stared in awe. "Ooooohhh!"
"What the fuck is going on?" Samantha, the woman being held hostage, as in a scared and confused tone.
"He's got it! That's a lower handicap stro-o-ke!" A Meeseeks shouted as he and the others disappeared.
All but one.
"Excuse me. I'm a bit of a stickler Meeseeks. What about your short game?" The Meeseeks asked before pulling out a knife and grabbing Samantha.
"Oh, my God, oh, my God! What about your short game?!" Samantha shouted while crying.
Grabbing a nearby onion, Jerry hits it into a nearby cub that as laying on the floor.
"Ooh, nice!" The Meeseeks said disappearing.
Beth and Jerry then kiss.
"I think we'll take our food to go." Jerry said to the restaurant's owner.
"No, you won't. The police are coming. You have so many questions to answer." The owner said.
"Fair enough."
Returning to our trio, they had entered the village, with the villagers cheering at their return.
"Thank you, kind sir." A villager said as Morty hands him the shmeckals. "Our village is saved! You three are true heroes!"
Two village girls then walk up, one kissing Morty on the cheek, while the other kisses Noa on the lips.
"Good job, Morty. Looks like you won the bet." Rick said with a smile.
"Thanks, Rick, but I don't know if I should. You know, you were right about the universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place." Morty said.
"Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little cleaning up every now and then, you know." Rick said with a belch.
"This one's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it Morty style." Noa added.
"Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved king so that he may thank you personally." The villager said before pointing to a crowd carrying a throne.
And on that throne was a beaten Mr. Jelly Bean.
"Uh, no, I-it's cool." Morty said in a hurried tone. "Rick. Portal. Hurry."
Rick, taking out his portal gun, creates a portals, which the three jump into before it closes.
However, another portal soon opens as Rick fires a blaster at Mr. Jelly Bean, splattering him all over the screaming villagers.
At the Smith house, Beth and Jerry were on the living room couch, the living room completely trashed.
"So... You still thinking about taking that trip?" Jerry asked.
"Jerry, look. We don't have a perfect marriage, but I'm not going anywhere." Beth said. "When we were in that freezer, I realized the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to high school with willing to say anything to "complete their task.""
"Was I one of those guys?" Jerry asked.
"The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards." Beth said while hugging Jerry.
"Well... I got you pregnant." Jerry stated.
"Yeah..." Beth said with a frown.
"What the hell happened to this place?" Rick asked as he, Noa, and Morty walked into the room.
"Uh, your Meeseeks box happened. They went crazy when they couldn't take two strokes off Jerry's golf game. He felt terrible." Beth said with a stern look.
"Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot." Rick said with a shrug.
"Yeah, leave it to him to shrew things up, as per usual." Noa added with an eyeroll.
"Guys! Is there anything you can do to clean this place up?" Beth asked in a annoyed tone.
"Well, you know, we do have a Fleeseeks box." Noa suggested.
"No. No more boxes." Jerry said.
"What? It just has a mop and some floor wax in it. Wubba lubba dub dub!" Rick shouted as Betha and Jerry laugh while Noa and Morty smile. "Yeah! That's my new thing! I'm kind of like what's his name Arsenio. Isn't that it's what Arsenio used to say on his show. Wobble gobba lop bops! Right?" Rick, Noa, and Morty then wave at you, the reader. "See you next week, everybody."
"I don't get it." Beth said.
{STINGER}
We cut the the fantasy dimension, where we see a villager looking up a statue.
"Sir, I think you're going to want to see this." Another villager shouted as he ran up to the first, holding a box. "We found it inside a lockbox inside king Jelly Bean's closet." The first villager opens the box, which has photos, and on these photos were the kids Mr. Jelly Bean molested over the years. The sight nearly causes him to puke. "We have to tell the people."
"Wait. Destroy it." The first villager ordered. "Our people will get more from the idea he represented... than from the jelly bean he actually was."
Second villager lights the box on fire with a lighter. As the two walked away, Noa walks out from behind the statue and puts the fire out, barely managing to save to photos.
"Our people will get more from the idea he represented than from the jelly bean he actually was."" Noa mockingly repeated before gaining a angry look. "Bullshit! Monsters like this don't deserve to be remembered positively." He then glares that the statue, which was of Mr. Jelly Bean standing next to a young boy holding a balloon, with his hand on his shoulder. "Hell is too good for things like him.
Sometime later, we see the village, now covered in fire and blood, as Noa leaked the photos, causing a civil war to break out.
It was the peasantry (Who were outrage by the former king's monstrous habits, as it was their kids who he often targeted.) fighting against the nobility (Who were willing to overlook the king's... unsavory interests, if it meant maintaining their cushy lifestyles, as well as the king not going after their kids.).
On the roof of a nearby building, sitting in a foldout chair was Noa, who was watching the carnage while eating a bag of chips. He then looks at you, the reader, with a smirk.
"Sometimes you can't help but enjoy seeing a world burn."
And that's that!
Man, that took way longer than I wanted, but with February and the beginning of March being very busy, it took me a while. Plus, there was the fact that I had been dreading doing the Mr. Jelly Bean scene, but, I had to rip that band-aid off sooner or later.
Anyway, I hoped you all enjoy, and I'll see you next time!