Chapter 1839 School Spirit
I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story.
Hank was walking down the road trying to find someone that could be cute.
He then saw a girl near the library from the marching band playing a jaw harp.
He stares at her and she's pretty cute. So maybe he should try.
"Hey." He said.
"Hey." She said.
"How's it going?" He asked.
"Pretty good..."
He nodded since this going good.
"I noticed your in the band." He said.
"Yup. Mmmhmm. I'm just an alternate right now, but I'm auditioning for first chair this year, because Barbara Moses had a nervous breakdown during summer sessions, related to her being a slut, but my squad leader said I could play during the pre-game pep rally tomorrow even though I'm only second alternate because he thinks my marching's better than Oliver Caffrey's, who's gay, but won't admit it, even though I don't have all the music memorized, yet. Are you going to the game?"
He blinks since she talks too much but he's used it.
"Oh excuse me, i'm new around here. Just came yesterday." He said.
"Oh. Walnut Log Community College Arena Football game, silly. And welcome to our school." She said.
"I see, a football team." Hank said.
"It's not football, it's arena football, stupid! And how could you not know we have a team? Don't you have any school spirit? Don't you have any idea how hard it is to be a member of the WLCC Marching Band? Veterans have to compete for a spot on the team every year! Same as freshmen, we could lose our spot any time! It's like living in a fucking pressure cooker twenty-four hours a day! I hope you die and go to Hell!"
"Wait they have a arena football and not a real team. That's strange when my friend Kazuo has a big show and he's twelve." Hank said.
She then laughs. "You're funny! I like you!"
"Really?"
"Yes, silly, of course I do! Here. Help me work out the stiffness in my twanging hand, and we'll go get shit-faced!"
He shrugs and plays a game of hand slap with her.
With Shiro
He was at the dance club talking to a girl called Luba. She was a... interesting girl so to speak.
"Woooohoooo!" She kept drinking.
He shakes his head as he doesn't know why he even was with her.
"Say ever did it out?" She asked.
"Huh, okay i'm not gonna tell something without my partners feelings." He said.
"I'll take that as a yes." She chuckles. "Say we should go and have fun." She takes his arm and they went out.
Hank and Harriet came inside and Shiro sees them.
"Oh hey." Hank said.
"You know him?" Luba asked.
"Yes, he's my friend Hank. It seems he's on a date." Shiro looks at Harriet.
"Oh, we should go and-" Luba was trying to say something that made Shiro drag her out.
"Oh boy, he's in for a ride. She's not one for normal." Harriet laughs.
Hank looks at her.
Shiro was in his car with Luba as he drives forward.
"What were you trying to do? Don't you have any respect?" He said.
"What the whole love and thing, please, don't be such a prude. You'll be missing a lot." Luba said.
"What? Love is important." Shiro said.
"Are you kidding me, Love is worthless!" She said.
He gasped and stops the car.
"Get out." He glares forward.
She was shocked by his tone since this wasn't the normal angry tone of people yelling at her but pure rage.
"Uh, I might have said something that was taken badly." She said.
"Out."
She got out of the car. "Okay, but you've been a gentleman, it's dorky but you wouldn't leave-"
He drives away from her leaving Luba alone. She was stunned nobody dumped her like that before.
"Well... I'm walking back to school now." She starts walking and for some reason she feels down.
Hank was enjoying some time with Harriet and she said: "Say let's go to the pep rally."
He shrugs. "Sure."
He goes with Harriet and they saw Luba walk back.
"Wow, she got mega dumped." Harriet laughs.
"Is that a surprise?" Hank asked.
"Yeah, she's always the one to dump guys she didn't like now how does that feel." She said.
Harriet pulls is arm forward as they went to the pep rally.
Kyu appeared. "Man, first Leonidas with the nerdy girl, Hank gets this crazy one and Shiro got rid of a slut. But hey at least two got girls now."
She decided to check on them for later times.
Later
Hank was talking to Harriet after the entire thing near library.
"Hey Harriet, wanna go out?"
"Oh my God, Hank! There's no time! Something horrible has happened! Dave is sick!" She said.
"Who? Well i'm sorry that he's not feeling well."
"You don't get it! Dave? The mascot? He's like, the living embodiment of Twiggy!" She said.
"Oh Twiggy the mascot. I remember seeing him." Hank said.
"Who will lead us to victory against the Maiming Maggots? Dave was so... perfect... That big wooden suit... His special halftime Twiggy-mania Dance! I always felt he was prancing just for me..." She smiles.
He thinks since it's more like she's interested in the mascot and not Dave.
"Well if you want i'll take his place." Hank said.
"You'd do that... for me? That's...so...sweet... You must really care for me..." She smiles.
"Well yeah."
"You really love me, don't you! I knew it!! I knew we were destined to be together!" Then she spoke in a possessed voice. "TILL DEATH DO US PART!!! HA HA HAH!!"
He got surprised but he has dealt with crazy before.
"Yeah... Well i'll suit it up since you might be busy after this." He said.
"No... I've got plenty of time for you, big guy! Let's get you suited up, you hot hunk of man!!" She takes his arm and they went off.
Note: Harriet and Luba appeared and only one got well with a Team Light member the other got dumped right away.