A/N Guest, I think Xander would get a kick out of finding out he's a descendant of Van Helsing or the Belmont's, I think it's kinds been attempted before but I don't remember more than a couple of one shots or incomplete works.

As for the idea of Xander being related to Agatha Harkness or the incarnation of her son I find that to also be an interesting idea and one I don't think I've ever seen before. Worth it's own story and I've done a limited amount of research on Agatha Harkness before, but I find her a very interesting character.

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"It's unfair." O'Neill complained

"What's unfair?" Xander asked, glancing into the window of the convenience store they were passing and seeing Apu at the counter.

"You got to punch out a clown, I haven't gotten to punch anyone out in quite awhile."

"Anyone in particular you want to punch out?"

"Well, aside from pretty much every Goa'uld or Maybourne, who's still a pain in our collective ass, I'd mostly like to land one right on Senator Kinsey's snoz."

"You want to hit a Senator?"

"Not just any Senator, one that keeps trying to shut the Program down because we're somehow offending God or something. And if he can't shut it down, he wants to run it himself, what he considers the right way, the Manifest Destiny way."

"Take whatever we want, to Hell with consequences and the innocent people hurt among the way?"

"Yep, he managed to shut it down last year for a couple days, even knowing two Goa'uld motherships were about to park their oversize asses in orbit and begin destroying us. He said God would protect us.

"How'd you stop the motherships?"

"Daniel's first visit to another reality, they were also under attack, but slightly ahead of us and he came back with coordinates for the launch site. SG 1 gated there and found ourselves on one of the ships, along with Teal'c's mentor Bra'tec and a couple of other Jaffa that feel the same way they do about the Goa'uld. We worked together to sabotage the ship and crashed it into the other one. Daniel died again and revived in a Sarcaphagus. I swear that boy's half cat and steadily working his way through his nine lives."

Before Xander could comment the cartoon air rippled and a cartoon man appeared in front of them, a bit more than six feet, probably in his late fifties and staring at them. "What? Colonel O'Neill?! What have you done now, you waste -!" Slam, woosh, sprawled form on the sidewalk.

"Was that -.?"

"Yep, I could get to like this Magic thing, a lot." O'Neill rubbed his knuckles and grinned down at the unconscious form of the Senator from Illinois - Robert Kinsey. "Now, I'm tempted to just leave him on the street - no vampires here, unless they're doing a Treehouse of Horrors special and forgot to tell us, but I can't really do that."

"We could use the payphone in Apu's store to call Chief Wiggins and report a drunk passed out in the street." Xander suggested with a shit eating grin.

"Oh, I like that. Let's do that!" O'Neill grinned as big as the day he managed to secure the sole copy of the footage of cavegirl Carter in her sweet tanktop, before she tried to mate with him. He headed in to make the call, waving cheerfully at the silent, but observant Apu and happily reporting a drunk Senator passed out in the street in front of the convenience store, before rejoining Xander and continuing the trek to the nuclear power plant, discussing their favorite episodes of the Simpsons as they went.

"Hopefully if he remembers that, he thinks it was all a nightmare." Carter muttered as the women watched. "Not that he doesn't deserve it."

"How long have they been in there?" Zelda asked, glancing at her watch. "In real time, I mean. In terms of the show it's been, what ten minutes?"

"Nearly an hour since they vanished." Carter stated worriedly, glancing at Janet, who also looked worried.

"His brain was working at 95 percent the last time I checked him." Janet told them. "It's a fallacy that we only use 10 percent of our brain at all, we use more than that at any given time and we use all of the brain, it's just we don't use it all at the same time. His last CAT shan showed 95 percent of his brain lit up at one time, making connections simultaneously that don't normally happen simultaneously. I have no idea what might happen to him if he reaches 100 percent activity."

"Then I think we need to work on getting them out of there." Zelda decided. "Does Xander know Colonel's O'Neill's in trouble?"

"I didn't tell him." Janet answered. "And knowing Colonel O'Neill he would have glossed over it not wanting to upset anyone, so at best he probably has only a vague idea there's even a problem, let alone a potential time limit on it."

"I think we're going to need Dawn's help." Buffy offered. "Major Carter said it looked like one of Dawn's portals when they disappeared and what we just saw on the show is a cartoony version of her portals. I think Colonel O'Neill somehow figured out how to do it himself, but Dawn's our best shot at getting them out of there fast."

"I hate to say it, but I think she's right." Carter agreed. "It means shutting down the blanketing field and waking Dawn up."

"She's been sedated to ensure sleep while we test it." Janet protested. "She's going to have a hard time focusing."

"But if we don't wake her up and give her a chance to help, she'll never forgive us if something happens to them and she thought she could have done something." Joyce looked at her little girl, peacefully sleeping in the infirmary bed and took a deep breath. "Wake her up." She ordered and after a moment's hesitation, Janet went to do so, the risk being far less to Dawn, than the Colonel, but Dawn was a child and no one was happy over even a slight risk to her.