"Hey fam, can you put the doorknob back, thanks b." says the Overseer, causing Ratchelina to nod strangely and quickly tape the doorknob back in place with her peculiar limbs. The Overseer gives a thumbs up and heads off to start putting up flyers about the dangers and warning signs of hurtful twists. Ratchelina then panics as Cheeky Jeeky twists one of her many ratchet screws, which she is unable to fix, so she just smacks Jeeky upside the downside when he starts to do a dance. Jeeky retaliates by smacking Ratchelina's personality switch, causing it to spin wildly before landing on an option labeled "Merchant".
"Greetings, traveler. May I interest you in some goods and/or services?" asks Ratchelina, in a tone completely different than what she had been using previously. As soon as Ratchelina says this, a woman named Super Shopper drives up to the scene in her shopping cart and asks what Ratchelina has to sell. Ratchelina repeats that she sells goods and/or services, and Super Shopper buys one of each with her coupons. Ratchelina procures a soggy cheeseburger and dumps an entire bucket of seltzer water on Super Shopper's cart, and then hands Super Shopper a 14 cent coin, since the coupons were enough to put the total price of the transaction into the negatives. Ratchelina then detects a putrid odor, akin to burnt hair and spoiled barbecue sauce, emanating from somewhere untraceable. Ratchelina looks around for the source, and lurking in the background she sees none other than Grillzaster, the master of improper cooking. Ratchelina marches over to Grillzaster, and asks if he would like to purchase and goods and/or services.
"Do you offer any high quality smellfish?" inquires Grillzaster.
"Well, I had a bag of 'Scandinavian Swimmers', but it drove away from me earlier." Ratchelina responds, before tripping and hitting her personality switch on a rock, causing it to spin out of control. Grillzaster ignores this and hops on his potorcycle as he begins to pursue the getaway Swimmers.
EBE glances in his rearview mirror and sees Grillzaster chasing after him, so he quickly takes a sharp turn to try and lose him. This fails to deter Grillzaster, who uses his Telescoping Tongs™ to grab EBE's car by the big toe, which is where all the gas is stored. In the distance, Ratchelina's equivalent of ears are assaulted by the trumpeting sound of every national anthem at the same time somewhere to her left, but she is unable to react due to her personality switch still being in motion.
"Give me the fish or give them to me, old man!" yells Grillzaster, threatening to dismantle EBE's fuel supply with his Tongs.
"I AM the fish! If you want them, you'll have to pry them from my cold dead mask!" growls EBE, before slamming his foot down on the pedal, causing the car to jolt forwards just enough that the tongs are released from the toe. Grillzaster tries to take chase again, but finds that his potorcycle has run out of lighter fluid, and refuses to start on an empty tank.
Flag Boy lands in front of Ratchelina and offers some flags in exchange for a joke to lift his spirits. Flag Boy notices that the switch is still spinning, so he stops it with his hand, causing it to land on an option labeled "Dad?".
"Please tell me a joke." pleads Flag Boy, waiting in agony for Ratchelina to respond. Ratchelina slowly stands and dusts off her metallic legs before answering Flag Boy's request.
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" As soon as Ratchelina tells the joke, Flag Boy begins guffawing uncontrollably, but just before he can hand over the entirety of Croatia, Albany Kid, the lowly sidekick of Albania Guy, rushes over and puts Flag Boy's headless body in a headlock. Bappy Bop lets out a surprised scream at this act of violence, and Cheeky Jeeky starts dancing again while Albany Kid throat punches Flag Boy, who has now burst into tears. Flag Boy punches Albany Kid right in the eye, dislodging it and causing it to come out in Flag Boy's hand. Flag Boy attaches the eye to the flag of Estonia, while Albany Kid angrily runs away, making sure to reprogram his brain so that he will be forced to come back and beat up Flag Boy some other time. Ratchelina manages to trip again, causing the switch to flip back to its default state of "Ratchet". Flag Boy gives a big thumbs up and frisbees Croatia to Ratchelina, but when Ratchelina tries to catch it, it goes sailing right through the hole in her face and flies right into the Great Wall of Noatia, causing the micronation of Noatia to become Yesatian. Flag Boy chuckles to himself, glad to have now made Croatia someone else's problem.
Grillzaster returns to the area with a look of disgust on his spatula, and before Ratchelina can ask what happened, she is approached by OhDear, who just stares at her for no reason. Suddenly, from the sky falls the Gayinator and his many mighty Hands of Gay.
"The person below OMEGA gay!" shouts the Gayinator, before realizing his folly, as he was the one who his hands were pointing down at. The Gayinator implodes, as he accidentally cast his spell on himself and created a paradox. Cheeky Jeeky uses this to justify doing another dance, while Grillzaster steps up to Flag Boy.
"It's food o'clock." says Grillzaster, which seems to confuse Flag Boy somewhat.
"But...I don't like clocks." contemplates Flag Boy, stroking his flags inquisitively. Grillzaster begins charging his bone marrow synthesizer, while M'arc Jacobs shows up so that he can show off all of his watches to Flag Boy, who responds by giving a thumbs up in every language. Grillzaster's Marrownaiser 8003 emits a beep, revealing that it is also out of lighter fluid, which leads Grillzaster to believe that someone has been sabotaging his machines. Meanwhile, Ratchelina returns from her hunt with a dead grongo, which she dissects intently. After a bit of searching through the beast's guts, Ratchelina pulls out a relic from deep within, which she had been looking for this whole time: The Wobble.