A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 13

Assassinanny 911

Venture Compound

Right now Brock was giving the boys a lice inspection, while talking to Molotov, seeing as he was going on a mission trip that he couldn't get out of, while giving Molotov the basic info on how to run things, "Also if you have any questions then you can always ask Naruto, since he's gotten use to things around here, but you've got my contact in case of emergencies, but it better be a BIG emergency, since Naruto should be able to handle everything while you help him out."

Brock had explained, since while Naruto did know how things were run, Brock had learnt that it's always best to have back-up just in case things don't pan out, which is where Molotov comes in.

Though right now she was a little upset that Brock may have lost his edge and became soft, as well as became worried that he was dragging her son down as well, where she tries to talk Brock into joining her, but he was too stubborn while explaining that some of their missions can get very difficult if not handled right.

Naruto soon walked in, groaning about Rusty trying to ask him which tops look better on him, "I DON'T KNOW DOC! Fashion isn't my thing, I mean, if it's not practical or functional then I'm at a loss, which is why I let the wo~~~~ OTHERS in my life take care of that for me, since they know what works best! Hey mom, nice of you to join us for the time being!" Naruto quickly changed what he was about to say, seeing as his mother had arrived early and he didn't want to get caught dating someone otherwise his mother would start asking "questions" that he wouldn't be able to answer.

Seeing her son quickly try and change the subject made her smile, since it was pretty obvious that Naruto had forgotten about her sources, who had pretty much informed her of what Naruto was up to, along with who he was dating, but she figures she'd wait until she does the whole meet-n-greet thing with the girl and her father.

Though when Rusty asked Brock if he could remove a stain before he went, with Molotov practically begging to kill the man, Brock quickly moved the bald man away to explain a few things, only for Rusty to begin questioning who the woman was, along with questioning her background and how Brock knew her, though when Brock explained that Molotov was an old flame years ago, Rusty became interested in her, "Oh for crying out loud doc, SHE'S Naruto's mother!" Brock quickly exclaimed, getting tired of the man trying to "flirt" with someone.

"Wait WHAT!? Are you kidding me, SHE'S the one you had a kid with!?" Rusty couldn't help but be surprised at such a thing.

"Yeah, and she taught Naruto everything he knows, and I do mean EVERYTHING, okay, all his training, fighting and skills was taught by her, so imagine her being much stronger than Naruto, since while she taught him everything HE knows, his mother hasn't taught him everything SHE knows, okay." Brock explained.

This made the man nervous to hear such a thing, while eying the mother/son duo wearily, with both laughing and enjoying each other's company, since they saw it as a chance to work together once more, with Naruto showing her what happens and what he does in the compound.

As the two were talking, with Brock about to put his bag in the cargo hold, a large man-aconda jumped out of it, grabbing Brock and throwing him, with Brock getting ready to attack the snake monster, only for Molotov to jump in and attack the monster, where Naruto moves over to the pair in a relaxed manner, where Molotov then sliced the monster up, though a bunch of baby man-acondas crawled out of the corpse, showing that the monster was a female.

Naruto simply took his axe and focuses the magic into the blade and hits the floor pretty much freezing and killing the baby monsters before they could escape, considering their reptilian blood, it was an easy task.

Where a limo soon pulled up and picked Brock up for his mission, with him pretty much passing the ball to both Molotov and Naruto, where as soon as Brock was gone, Molotov began her speech of training the 3 so that Brock wouldn't have to worry so much, and she didn't have to worry about her son as well, where she states that the 3 need to be better trained, which pretty much scared them.

"FINALLY! I tell ya mom, Brock has pretty much been "babying" these 3 while I've been here, hell, he wouldn't let me train them myself, even though it's SUPER obvious that they needed it." Naruto explained, while complaining at his father's "lack" of proper training.

"Hey Brock gives us proper training!" Hank whined out, making the others "somewhat" agree with the boy.

"Oh, trust me, I've seen him training you guys, it's severely lax to what my mom does with my training." Naruto points out, since it was obvious that Brock does care about the Ventures, otherwise he'd have pushed them in training, with Molotov smiling at her son's words, since she understood that he couldn't really go against his father's wishes, though it was obvious that Naruto had talked to Brock about his training with the boys, but nothing really bared fruit.

"Which is why from now on, I won't be as lenient as my son's father." She states, pretty much putting the fear of god in them, "Also, Naruto will be doing his regular training while I make you lot play "catch-up" with him, meaning until Brock gets back, you'll be put through MY rushed training, seeing how obvious it'll take for you all to even reach my son's level."

Naruto let's his mother continue with her training plan, since he knew she'd have it taken care of, where as Naruto leaves she starts shooting her submachine gun at the 3, wanting to try and teach them to "dodge" the bullets, which made a funny sight of the 3 Venture men running around like headless chickens.

Next she tried training the boys in martial arts, only for Dean to get stabbed in the foot with a pencil, which Molotov was impressed, but pointed out that they were supposed to be focusing on unarmed combat, where Dean ends up collapsing due to blood loss, Where after Hank had pinned the unconscious Dean, Naruto went about stitching the bleeding wound, using his knowledge in pressure points to stop the bleeding, restitched the arteries using dissolvable sutras and then stitching up and bandaging the hole in Dean's foot, where Naruto was about to use some pain killing drugs, but his mother stopped him, stating that the boys needed to get use to pain and learn how to not feel it as much, like Naruto himself, which Naruto then points out that he still feels pain, it's just been numbed after getting injured a certain number of times, especially thanks to his healing factor helping him numb the pain as well.

Though before the two could talk more, an alarm went off, where ghosts of the indian natives start running around, "AH crap, not these guys again, wait, (counts his fingers), oh god damnit! We forgot about the leap year, hang on mom while I go get Dr. Orpheus, he deals with this sort of stuff." Naruto calmly walks off to grab the Necromancer to deal with the restless spirits.

Naruto soon knocks on the door with Triana answering, "Hey Triana, is your dad home, we've got a native indian restless spirits thing going on in the hanger since we forgot about the leap year." He asked his girlfriend, with her going to get her father, since the man knew how to handle spirits.

Where after cleaning the spirits up, along with Naruto introducing his mother to Orpheus, though when the man heard her last name, "Oh, oh my, I can see why you took your father's last name instead young Naruto." Orpheus states, since it was understandable, "Well it was nice to meet my daughter's boyfriend's mother, hope we can talk about our children on a more calmer, non-spirits, time, good day everyone." He soon took his leave.

Though Naruto soon palmed his face when Orpheus had let slip that he and Triana were dating, though when he looks towards his mother's smiling teasing face, "You already know, don't you." He states, having already know his answer seeing as her smile got a little wider.

"Damn you and your intelligence sources!" He mumbled, causing her to snigger at her son's lapse of memory, but decides to move on and have everyone retire for the night, though Hank tried to flirt with her, Naruto had grabbed the boy by the shoulder and frogmarched him to his bed, while squeezing the boy's shoulder a little too tightly that if he'd squeezed a little bit more harder, Naruto would've snapped Hank's shoulder with ease, causing the boy to wince in pain and come to realise that trying to flirt with Naruto's mother was a line he SHOULDN'T cross at all.

Next Day

Though, unfortunately, it didn't stop Hank from trying to show off by dressing up in a weird outfit, while seeing if Molotov wanted any breakfast, only for Brock to call Hank's communicator, though she gave Brock a little test, just to see if he still "remembers" how to be a spy, though afterwards, it was the same old thing after Brock lost communication with them, but figured they'll be fine.

But as it turns out, Brock ends up reminiscing his first covert mission with his target before he went rogue, who taught him everything he knew about spywork, though remembering two of the rules that Hunter had told him, "Ye~ah, I think I failed the "no women" and "no children" part of those rules." He thinks to himself, since he did kinda fell for Molotov, and unknowingly, at the time, had Naruto, but hey, he was only human, and he wouldn't openly admit it, but Naruto was the best thing that had happened to him.

Pool

Everyone was at the pool, though Rusty was busy with marketing so he was a no-show, but Naruto was in his swimming trunks, helping out his mother, and making sure the boys kept up with their training, such as 50 lapse in the pool, which Hank was excited about, causing Naruto to roll his eyes at the idiot boy, since it was obvious that Hank had a crush on his mother.

Where as due to his injured foot, Dean was told to read a book and Naruto had to teach him some knife training, while keeping an eye on Hank.

Though Hank soon noticed something going on in Molotov's room, where it turns out his dad, Rusty, was trying to flirt with Molotov, even though the man knew Naruto would probably kick his teeth in, or prank him terribly, but Molotov wasn't really interested and left him alone.

But due to Rusty "sneaking up" on Molotov early, she'd kicked him, causing him to bleed a little on his suit, though when Hank saw this, he thought it was Molotov's lipstick, causing him to scream underwater, where he ended up losing his breath.

Which lucky for him, Naruto quickly dived in, giving Hank CPR, though Hank ended up thinking it was Molotov due to his oxygen-deprived brain caused him to hallucinate her, though when he realised who was giving him CPR he screamed and ran away, seeing as he had an erection due to thinking it was Molotov that saved him. (A.N. Baywatch movie moment. lol)

Naruto simply shrugs, since while he was glad that Hank was too "innocent" to use any tongue, which Naruto was glad for, if not thankful for, he was just glad that Hank didn't drown in the pool, he just dived into the pool to do his own lapse, though Triana and her friend, Kim, was with her, which allowed Naruto to pause in his lapse since he wanted to greet Triana and her friend.

Though when he reached the edge of the pool and got out, both girls were in awe at the sight of his strong, wet body, flexing to exit the pool, with both girls watching as the water dripped from his body, which caused them to bite their bottom lip in want.

"Hey Triana, let me guess, you want to have a swim due to it being a hot day." Naruto couldn't help but state, seeing as he was dating the girl and throughout their time together, not to mention his training with his mother to pick up such things, it was pretty obvious why she was there.

"Huh!? W-What!? O-Oh, yeah, t-that's why." She couldn't help but stutter out, with her friend, Kim, being in the same boat as Triana by being distracted by Naruto's strong sexy body, which means if anyone was lucky enough, they'd be turned on by such a sight.

Though once they managed to focus, Kim soon introduced herself to Naruto, though she was also flirting with him, but that's mostly due to her hearing from Triana that she needed "help" with him, which Kim quickly understood why considering how Naruto's boy was practically at his physical peak.

Where at some point, Naruto and the girls had vanished from sight, though Dean was curious, he decided that it was a blessing and not question it, since he was still tired and exhausted from his training, and blood loss, so he had made his escape to his room to have an hour nap, or until Naruto or Molotov make their appearance to force him to train some more.

All the while Molotov was on her way the the shower, but came across Brock's room, where she'd also noticed her eyeball that Brock had took from her, where she collapsed on the bed and began reminiscing her "time" with Brock while smelling his pillow, where afterwards she exclaimed, "While I was punished for having Naruto, I wouldn't have it any other way, since he is a wonderful son." She had a proud smile while remembering the night that Naruto was conceived, seeing as it was over 19 years, 364 days, 23 Hours and 45 minutes ago, that two were together for that night, granted she had tried to kill him, and vise versa, but that part was after their "fun" together.

Though unfortunately Hank was another story, having stabbed himself with the hidden needle in one of Molotov's boots, due to him sniffing them, where due to the slight poison on the tips, he began to hallucinate about him and Molotov, where at one point he took the knife from the room and "plans" to use it to kill his father, Rusty, for getting in the way.

But it turned out to be a paper mache knife, meaning that during his "acid trip" he ended up whacking his father with a fake useless weapon, pretty much meaning that he was grounded and in trouble.

Naruto sees Hank at the window, "Alright Hank, time for your punishment, and I don't mean the one where you attacked your dad with a paper weapon." Naruto states with a serious look.

Though this confused the boy, "What do you mean Naruto?" Since he had no idea.

Naruto's eyes narrowed, "Oh please, you didn't think I wouldn't know the type of poison that was in your bloodstream came from my mother's boots, or that I missed the entry point on your neck pretty much telling me what you did." Naruto states, making Hank gulp in worry, since he should've figured that Naruto would know about that, since he was trained by his mother, so it should've been obvious that he'd figure out what had happened.

Naruto soon moved towards the boy, "And I've come to make your life a living HELL, prepare for a bitter harvest, winter has come at last." Naruto growled out, his eyes practically glowing with the promise of pain, and since Hank was a huge Batman fan, he definitely knew THAT reference straight away, all the while Naruto's shadow starts looming over the scared, shaking boy.

"I think women are more trouble than they're worth!" Hank yelled in his head.

The End.

There you go, a much longer one, considering it had involved both Naruto and his mother, Molotov, with a "little" flashback to Brock and Molotov's first meeting and everything.

Along with Naruto punishing Hank at the end through torturous training for his stupidity, and trying to flirt with his mother, I also figured that would be the perfect place to put the Batman & Robin reference at the end, considering what Victor could've possibly done to Ivy for his wife. lol

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