"What have you for me?" demands Dixon, the menacing symbols in the air next to him hovering menacingly. CODY 2017 hands Dixon the 30 meter blue chunk, and Dixon's evil smiley face turns into an evil frowny face. "Do you realize what this means?"
"No...I was just told to return it...I'm going to go now…" CODY 2017 mumbles as he leaves. Dixon smiles again and takes the 30 meter chunk back into the closet closet with him. Suddenly, a bizarre creature known as Mr. Bean shows up with his Bean Machine, which produces a single bean before Mr. Bean disappears. The robotic ninja eats this bean, and his arm suddenly fuses with his sword. A guy named 47 shows up nearby, known for his ability to never miss shots. He can still not hit with shots, but they'll just never miss. In addition, on the surface of the lake appears a completely Normal Swan, which while drifting towards the shore, suddenly encounters some kind of Great Divider. When the Normal Swan tries to go around the Great Divider, a reflected version of it appears on the other side, but it's actually a completely separate version that begins to attack the Normal Swan. The Normal Swan uses a weirdly human arm holding a camera to beat down the reflected swan before swimming away. The Normal Swan shows up at the door to the closet closet and starts knocking on it with what seems to be a face, but it's hard to tell. Suddenly, Thanos shows up and starts individually walking around and smashing people into dust, since he underwent budget cuts and couldn't afford any kind of wacky gauntlet to do this for him. Thanos successfully pulverizes the PEF, Albino, Ninj-A, and Mister Otter, and then decides this is too much effort and just walks away. The Normal Swan continues knocking on the door, and pulls out a SuperfanToys door knocker to continue knocking even more.
Meanwhile, Grandpa shows up in front of Santa Clause, and claims that he will sue Santa's pants off for endangering all those children.
"Good luck finding any evidence to bring to court!" laughs Santa Clause, sipping a glass of milk. Grandpa pulls out numerous high definition incriminating photos of Santa Clause. "Those could be anybody!" Santa responds. Grandpa points to the corners of the pictures, which are all signed by Santa. "There's lots of Santas! That means nothing!"
"Oh yeah? Well, it's been an hour or so. My Christmas wish is for you to get sued!" declares Grandpa.
"HO HO HO! YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! C'MERE, SUE!" Santa Clause reaches into his bag and pulls out a child named Sue, who he then throws at Grandpa.
"You fool, I said it as for YOU to get sued, not me!" yells Grandpa, prompting Santa to quickly use his bag of kids to block Sue as she comes boomeranging back towards him. "AND AS MY FINAL MOVE THIS TURN, I USE BLACK EYED PEA DRAGON TO ATTACK YOUR LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!" Grandpa shouts, revealing himself to actually be Grandpa Baba Yaga.
"HO HO HO! SEE YOU!" Santa laughs in an angry yet jolly manner, before escaping into his bag of escaping.
"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, SANTA! I'll have your money one day…" vows Grandpa, waving his fist at the spot where Santa was.
A random book shows up and says that it uses its face to kill itself, before lighting itself on fire due to the fact that somebody's SuperfanToys toy once said that literature is banned. 47 grabs a gun and shoots Knife Kid, and then comments on some guy in an inner tube on the lake. Santa Clause shows up in this area and pulls out a child named Jorge, pronounced George, who immediately notices that robotic ninja and tries to get his attention.
"Ay ma how we gona do da thin ya? (What's up?)" says Jorge, with strange subtitles appearing and showing the parenthetical text as he speaks despite the fact that he's speaking in English. The ninja hears this and rushes over to give Jorge a high five, but since his arm is fused with his sword, he ends up slicing through Jorge diagonally. "Ja yea nih jo, u save me ask! (Thanks ninja, you saved me!)" Jorge says as his upper body slides to the ground, before walking away on his fingers. Despite the fact that the ninja was trying to kill Santa Clause with that slice, Santa wasn't even harmed, but he just fakes dying for the time being. The ninja decides to change into a different outfit to celebrate this, and also decides to finally reveal that his name is Lightning. A wispy Mexican figure sees this and is awed by it, and quickly goes over to talk to Lightning, revealing that this is in fact the amalgamated souls of Pedro, Esteban, and Martinez, known together as PEM. PEM warns Lightning that a dangerous man named Senator Armstrong is loose and has darkmatter powers.
"You mean Senastr-" begins Lightning, before being interrupted by a large swollen pair of legs ramming into him from the side, causing him to uncontrollably spin as he tumbles through the air.
"Don't fuck with this senator!" laughs Legstor as he kicks Lightning like a football, causing a nonexistent crowd to cheer excitedly. Lightning takes advantage of this spin and uses it as a spindash, which slices Legstor back into Senator Armstrong and Legstrong Senator. Legstrong realizes he is free and immediately goes to attack Armstrong with those legs of his. Armstrong tries to do something, but he suddenly stops moving due to a disturbance in the Memeosphere, which has trapped Armstrong in a constant state of buffering.
"Your memes end here!" rasps Lightning as he hacks and slashes Armstrong's body into smithereens, before sending them all sailing right off the rooftop, causing the pieces to hit another guy on the way down.
"SONUVA BEETCH, YOU...GOT ME!" yells this guy as he falls off the roof. Legstrong Senator channels the strength back to his arms and becomes Armstrong Senator once more, and then turns to Lightning.
"YOU, NINJA, MY ARMS ARE THE GREATEST IN ALL THE LAND, AND NOW I SHALL TEAR YOURS OFF!" yells Armstrong Senator, before punching Lightning hard with his vascular arms. The guy falling off of the roof suddenly pulls himself back up, revealing him to be none other than Sundowner, the master of shields. Lightning rushes at Sundowner and tries to pry open his shields, but Sundowner smacks Lightning and sends him sprawling on the ground.
"Denied!" chuckles Sundowner, while Armstrong Senator rushes up behind Lightning and grabs on to his scrawny arms before starting to pull.
"God damn it, not again!" groans Lightning as both of his arms are ripped off, and his artificial blood begins leaking from the wounds. Armstrong Senator grabs the sword arm and starts diagonally stabbing into Lightning, causing an expression of sadistic glee to pass over Lightning's face.
"This some kind of SICK FETISH of yours?" roars Armstrong Senator in disgust, dropping the sword. Lightning grabs the sword with his foot and slashes at Armstrong Senator repeatedly.
"Now you're REALLY being NASTY! HAHAHAHAHA!" cackles Lightning as he chops off Armstrong Senator's hair.
"AHHH MY HAIR! THAT'S IT, I'M GOING FOR YOUR LEGS NEXT!" Armstrong Senator declares as he goes to grab Lightning's legs. Lightning manages to squiggle his way away, but he runs right into Sundowner's shields, which sends him flying right back towards Armstrong Senator.
"I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!" howls Sundowner, while Armstrong Senator grabs hold of one of Lightning's legs and rips it off.
"I WILL TEAR YOU FROM LIMB TO LIMB!" shouts Armstrong Senator, while another cyborg-like ninja man drops down from the sky.
"Mind if I cut in?" asks Jetstream Sam, with a signature shit-eating grin on his face. Armstrong Senator points the severed leg in his arm at Sam.
"WHO THE FLORP ARE YOU?" demands Armstrong Senator.
"Mmm, is that for me? Thanks." says Sam, grabbing the leg and taking a bite out of it like a corn on the cob. Armstrong Senator grabs Lightning's remaining leg and rips it off with ease, but the moment he does this, Lightning spindashes into the distance, barely managing to escape with his life and none of his four main limbs.