"So, you're still around, huh? I need a name, I can't seem to remember mine. You two rats got any idea?" speaks the strange being.
"Hey Indy look, Paul forgot his name again!" Jonnnny laughs.
"Paul…? Sounds nice enough, I guess." Paul muses, before being handed a torch by some random person. For some reason, this frightens Paul, so he starts running away, and Indy starts following him. Paul stops running when he passes by Gamerman, who still hasn't finished playing through that game. He's currently tracking down 12 bosses that he needs to kill to beat this part of the game, but he can't find the items he needs to summon them. Paul tries to get Gamerman's attention, but Gamerman is too busy intensely focusing on his game, so Paul just turns back to Jonnnny and Indy.
"Hey Paul, what are you even doing? Aren't you heading home? Why did you stop to talk to this guy?" asks Jonnnny.
"You dare question my motives?" growls Paul, his eyes glowing yellow in fury. Jonnnny summons Link Zelda to stop Paul with his shield before Paul can do anything. Paul summons another shadowy anime-like being to fight against Link Zelda, and Jonnnny asks Indy if he's going to join the fight.
"Of course I am! Just know my summons far surpass both of yours!" laughs Indy, as he summons Squidward-Sama Nebular.
"Wait a second, since when is that a video game character?" asks Jonnnny confusedly.
"Are you joking? Have you not played Nebular Domension 3D yet? It came out 5 minutes ago and it's already a cult classic!" Indy exclaims, while Squidward-Sama starts drilling into the ground. Jonnnny summons Pikachu Pokemon to follow that squid into the ground, and the shadowy anime-being also begins to follow. Before the anime-being can follow, though, an arrow shot by Link pierces through it and it dissipates. Paul summons a being to replace this one, and Jonnnny notices that this being strangely resembles John Wick Fortnite.
"Wait a second, hey Indy! I think this guy just stole your Fortnite! In fact, he might not even be the real Paul! I knew he looked edgier than usual!" Jonnnny exclaims, drawing the attention of Indy.
"An imposter?!" gasps Indy, calling back Squidward-Sama and in his place summoning Herobrine Minecraft.
"Who is Paul? The only names I remember are Paul and...Kenrite." declares Kenrite, finally remembering his true name. Indy commands Herobrine to go and find the real Paul, and Herobrine throws an ender pearl really far away and vanishes. Jonnnny suddenly gets a phone call, and he picks it up for a minute before hanging up, seemingly kind of irritated.
"Hey Indy, mom says I have to let some 'third parties' into my game. You have any you'd be willing to give up?" Jonnnny says, clearly not wanting to do this.
"Uh, sure, Sonic Sonic isn't really as popular as he used to be. But what's in it for me?"
"You can have uh…Waluigi Mario." Jonnnny responds, and trades the summon item with Indy.
In the distance, a disembodied pair of legs runs up to Dixon and Texas, who ignore it completely. Texas sees Herobrine walking by and stabs him to death with his twisty straw, sucking out all of his innards in the process. Texas then turns and sees that Neanderthal Ned has finally got all the way over here, and he brings out his Stand, a pink gooey robot wearing a strange striped half-mask. This Stand, Notorious R.O.B. N.E.S., starts making a threatening gesture towards Texas, but Dixon quickly uses his sword to impale Notorious R.O.B. N.E.S., causing a matching wound to appear on Neanderthal Ned's body.
"OH NO!" screeches Accordia, who was in the general area for some reason. Dixon continues slashing at Ned, cutting him up into bite sized pieces. However, instead of dying, Notorious R.O.B. N.E.S. detaches from its user and assimilates all of Ned's dying hatred to evolve into its own sentient non-Stand being known as Notorious G.O.O.P. Dixon slashes at G.O.O.P., but the sword passes right through its slimy body, and is also dissolved upon contact with the creature.
"SNAP!" curses Dixon, who has now become elderly due to the fact that the sword was maintaining his unlimited youth. Dixon quickly uses the little remaining piece of his sword to draw up his third of four kidney pieces, which restores him to full health, but still leaves him in an elderly state. G.O.O.P. attempts to consume Dixon, but then realizes that that would leave Texas without anything to hold back his power. Texas sees that G.O.O.P. has turned his attention to him, and puts on a pair of fingerless gloves on his buzzwolen hand, believing this will protect it from G.O.O.P.'s digestive fluids. Texas goes to hit Notorious G.O.O.P. as hard as he can, but it seems like the harder you hit him, the more he consumes, so Texas's buzzwolen arm is gone in mere moments. G.O.O.P. begins repeatedly jabbing at Texas's stump where the arm was, causing a massive wound to begin opening. Bradley shows up and says hi in braille, and then notices a sign on the wall saying that the "12 days" will be starting soon. Texas's calculator screen begins flashing red, and Notorious G.O.O.P. notices that the wound is growing scarier and scarier, so he brings out his Stand, Vocal Percussion, which resembles a distorted version of Neanderthal Ned. G.O.O.P. uses Vocal Percussion to force Texas to start dancing to a rhythm, but before he can do this for very long, he suddenly feels a sharp pain in his spineless back. G.O.O.P. turns around and comes face-to-face with a skinny-waisted brown and gray apparition, with sparks constantly shooting out of its eyes and mouth. G.O.O.P. looks a little to the right and realizes that this apparition is in fact Dixon Ticonderoga's Stand, Battery. G.O.O.P. tries to flip his Stand's power onto Dixon, but the moment he releases, Texas, Texas's wound finishes developing, and it spits up a buzzwolen phantasm. Texas's screen shows the name of this Wound for all to see: "Freakonomics".