Ratchelina watches as the lumberjack dies from the barbed lights, and then throws his corpse into the holiday mass grave, which is in fact Santa's sack. Ratchelina decides that she's decorated enough trees with lights, so she pulls out a snow machine and starts blasting snow everywhere where it isn't already, which is mostly the faces of random bystanders. Among these bystanders is Yurge, who disintegrates due to his holiday allergy, which wasn't triggered by the snow, but by Ratchelina herself. Ratchelina sees another dead body and moves it into the sack, even though it is actually Bone Boy hiding in his body bag to sneak into the sack. Meanwhile, Jonnnny brings out Ice Climbers Ice Climbers to celebrate the snowy season, which seems to surprise Indy.

"What? You can't just summon two people and call it one person!" Indy exclaims.

"What do you mean? You pulled the same thing that one time with Vegito!" Jonnnny retorts.

"SHUDDUP THAT'S DIFFERENT! Uhhh, where's Paul anyways?" Indy asks, changing the topic quickly.

"Didn't you send Herobrine to go find him? Just use your tracker to figure out where he is!"

"I left my tracker in my other pants!"

"You're WEARING your other pants!"

"I AM?!"

"YEAH IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE!"

"Well, why didn't you say so?" Indy pulls the tracker out of his pocket. "Alright, it says he's somewhere to the north. Wait...he'd better not be trying to get presents early again!"

"Let's get his ass!" Jonnnny exclaims. Indy hops on Donkey Shrek and starts riding northwards, while Jonnnny uses Mewtwo Pokemon to teleport him right to the north pole, which is actually pretty close to where they just were anyways.

"Heheh, hey! What're you doin' here?" asks Paul, noticing Jonnnny and Indy show up.

"Some guy was pretending to be you, so we decided to look for where you went. What are YOU even doing here, just playing with your useless OCs? You know those are even worse than Indy's, right? At least Indy's are in actual things!" Jonnnny says, pointing at the crayon drawings Paul is making.

"Hey, shut up! They're canon in their own way!" Paul responds, shielding the drawings protectively.

"PFFFT, YEAH RIGHT! None of your characters have even shown up outside of your own drawings! The closest was when that one guy drew one for you out of pity!" Jonnnny laughs.

"Grrr...you're just mad, because I don't have to deal with Cop E. Wright's nonsense! That guy is like, best buds with me!" snaps Paul angrily.

"Hey, you know to not just throw around his name like that!" Jonnnny says, throwing up his hands in annoyance as he hears a sound coming from the sky, followed by Cop E. Wright descending from above.

"Oh god damn it, it's YOU lot again." Cop says, immediately recognizing this trio.

"Yeah, Paul says he's your 'best bud'." Jonnnny says, pointing to Paul, who has just gone back to drawing.

"Well, I do have to deal with him in particular more than any other single person. Anyways, the hell do you guys want?" Cop asks, crossing his arms.

"Can you believe this? Paul just never learns his lesson about making illegal OCs!" Indy exclaims, holding up a drawing labeled "Sans Paultale".

"PAUL YOU'RE MAKING SELF-INSERTS NOW? I mean, uh, yeah, look at that! He can't just recolor one of Indy's characters and say it's his!" Jonnnny says, looking at Cop.

"Alright, Paul, we've been over this. You're not allowed to FUCKING DO THAT SHIT! Next time I have to remind you, I'm giving you your last strike!" Cop yells, and then leaves back the way he came.

"Wow Paul, looks like you two really are best buds. What was that about next strike being your last? How many times has this happened before?"

"Like, uh, five or six maybe? But, he just doesn't understand fair use! My characters have nothing in common with the ones I'm supposedly copying!"

"Well what the hell was Sans Paultale then?"

"HE'S NOT EVEN A SKELETON, HE'S A BONE ELEMENTAL! A similar name isn't enough reason to say I'm copying!"

"Really? Well what about...Paul the Hedgehog? It's just Sonic with a line drawn to separate his eyes!"

"I'M NOT DONE WITH THAT ONE!"

"Explain this one LITERALLY CALLED RECOLOR SANS!"

"FIRST NAME RECOLOR, LAST NAME SANS! He comes from down in the Grunderground and lives with his brother, Reskin Papyrus! What are you trying to imply here?"

"WELL…" Jonnnny picks up one more paper off the ground and holds it up. "This one is LITERALLY JUST A SUPERFANTOYS CHARACTER WITH YOUR NAME SIGNED ON IT!"

"Well, I really liked that character, so…"

"That's it, I never thought I'd have to do this. Cop E. Wright, get back here!" Jonnnny shouts, prompting Paul to frantically try and grab that picture away from Jonnnny. Cop shows up and doesn't even ask any questions before grabbing Paul.

"That's it Paul, I'm taking you to court, and we're gonna get you put on a permanent Cease and Desist so you can't DO THIS SHIT AGAIN!" shouts Cop, before dragging Paul away. Indy and Jonnnny glance between each other and shrug.

"Well, at least he didn't get to the presents." notes Jonnnny.

"Yeah, that would've been a disaster!" Indy responds, snickering slightly.

"Man, I can't wait for the 12 days! Can you believe we finally get to see it?"

"Yeah! I tried to look up what it was all about, but everything was super secret and censored! It must be something SUPER cool that they don't want to ruin the surprise of!"

"HECK YEAH!" Jonnnny high fives Indy, before the duo heads back from the north pole to get ready for the 12 days.

Back at the Trader Joe's, M'arc checks on EBE to make sure he's doing alright in that bag. M'arc reminds EBE that the Trader Joe's is the safest place in the whole Trifecta to view the 12 days.

"I mean, I GUESS." groans EBE.

"Tho, we are closed for it. After all, we don't want mass panic if people find out what the 12 days actually are."

"Yeah, duh."

"Oh look, a customer!" M'arc leaves the bag to talk to the random person who just walked in. "Hello, wat is it you would like from Trader Joe's today?"

"Y'all still sell Cream of Crime Soup?"

"Yes, but only the fat free kind."

"Perfect." the customer receives their soup and pays for it before slinking away, and soon afterwards, John Doe walks in.

"Oh! Ello John Doe! Here to watch the fireworks again?" M'arc asks, clearly recognizing John Doe from previous encounters.

"Yeah." John Doe responds, nodding.

"Just head do the proper back room for it." M'arc says, pointing John Doe to where the back room is. John Doe nods again and heads back there, right as the countdown to the start of the 12 days reaches zero.