"Wot in TARNATION are y'all grongos up to?" demands Sundombo, while Sunric continues crying out in agony due to Stock Picture's presence. Suddenly, several dial-up noises are heard, and Texas Instruments crawls out from Stock Picture's shirt pocket before shifting back into his full form.
"Hey Indy, is that guy technically bald?" Jonnnny asks, but before Indy can answer, Texas suddenly jumps forwards and uses Touch to grope Broken Memory, causing Sundombo to begin convulsing all over the place while trying to shake Texas off. Lifelight prepares to shoot a beam at Texas, but Texas grabs Soul Doubt and shoves it in front of most of the beam, using his impenetrable shield to block the rest. Surprisingly, Soul Doubt seems unaffected by the beam, and Microlossus turns towards Texas angrily just in time for Wikk-In to teleport behind Microlossus and snap his neck. Suddenly, everyone in the convention center finds themselves being thrown into the wall by Sundombo, who had used Broken Memory to slow his perception of time enough to grab and throw everybody individually over the course of about half a second.
"There's too many FUCKING people here." bellows Sundombo angrily, prompting Stock Picture to shrug and leave. Sunric also suddenly gets punted into the distance, and the person who punted him quickly leaves as well. Microlossus's neck fixes itself, but before he can get up to do anything else, the yellow hand of Red Hot Chili Pepper Requiem reaches out of the nearby power outlet and grabs Microlossus right in the brain, before unleashing a massive continuous jolt of electricity through the bald wimp, causing a really impressive light show. Electric Soldier kicks down the door and starts waving the gun around at everyone, while RHCPR forcefully rips out Microlossus's soul from his body, before electrocuting it into a bunch of molten soul goop. RHCPR then grabs Soul Doubt and melds it into a thumb drive, which it then plugs into one of the USB ports on its body. After doing this, RHCPR returns to Electric Soldier's side, and Electric Soldier's body heals the wounds it had sustained from its encounter with the Canobie Rabbit.
"Oh no Indy, the electric guy made himself look the way the other one used to earlier! How will we tell them apart now?" gasps Jonnnny, even though Electric Soldier and RHCPR clearly don't look the same, though Electric Soldier does look identical to the original Red Hot Chili Pepper.
"I'm the one with the gun you IDIOTS! Plus, that thing doesn't even look like me anymore aside from being yellow!" hisses Electric Soldier.
"OH NO, IT CAN TALK! Wait, which one even talked?"
"Hahah, yeah, betcha didn't see THAT com-ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD?!"
"No, what does that even mean? Also, NOW SNAKE!" Jonnnny whistles, and Snake drops down from the ceiling before knocking Electric Soldier unconscious, causing RHCPR to disappear as well. "Alright Snake, now bring that gun over here so Indy can scan it!" Snake nods and grabs the gun out of Electric Soldier's hand before bringing it over to Indy, who proceeds to scan it.
"Huh, apparently this thing is called a Stand Gun. It can shoot people to give them a Stand, or make their Stand stronger if they have the right kind of potential. It looks like he used it on his own Stand to make it become that new one." Indy explains, reading off from the information on his visor. Wikk-In makes a slight pouty face over the lack of attention he's getting, but doesn't actually do anything because he figures everyone in the room will probably kill each other anyways.
"Hey Indy you should scan the calculator guy too!" Jonnnny exclaims, pointing at Texas Instruments. Indy attempts to scan Texas, but the scan reflects off of Texas's screen and Indy ends up scanning himself instead. "Say, how many people are even here, anyways? I lost count."
"Uhhh...well, there's the electric guy we knocked out, there's you, there's me, there's Snake, there's Wikk-In, there's the calculator guy, there's the other bald guy, and then there's all of our Stands, but I dunno if those count as separate people." Indy counts, individually pointing at each person as he mentions them.
"Hey Indy, you should keep that Stand Gun somewhere where it won't fall into the wrong hands." Jonnnny notes, and Indy shrugs and clips it onto his waist. "Also, barcode bald man, why are you here anyways? The convention isn't even going on anymore."
"Leftovers." responds Sundombo.
"What?"
"Heh heh, I'm just yankin' your chain, as they say. Truth is, this building has some real important info in it's depths, and a lotta people are contained here, too. It wasn't just your brother."
"Paul isn't my brother, he's like my fourth cousin."
"Wot? Didn't you say you were 'Smash Brothers' or somethin'?"
"No, that's just the family name. By your logic, he would be your brother, too."
"That's stupid."
"So is you thinking that we're actual brothers, ya jokester." remarks Indy.
"Hey Indy, see what else that scan of this place said." Jonnnny says.
"Okay. Hm...apparently this is some kind of facility specifically designed to hold beings that would cause bad things to happen if they died, as well as finding ways to safely dispose of these beings." Indy explains. "Hey bald guy, what else do you know about this place?"
"Heh, about time you asked. Follow me." Sundombo chuckles, gesturing for Indy and Jonnnny to follow him down a winding staircase that Sundombo reveals by kicking down a door. Before anyone can go through, though, Pucci Control suddenly stumbles his way over to the convention center, though due to the prolonged exposure to Digital, he has become somewhat distorted, becoming Narnia. At some point, Narnia changed his Stand's name, which caused it to become a completely separate sun-like Stand known as It's Like a Burning Sunrise. This angered Weather Reconnaissance, though, causing the airplane-like figure of the Stand to become encased with several globs of schlichtensteinian blobber and evolve into its own independent Stand known as Notorious G.O.O.P. Act 2. G.O.O.P. latches onto Narnia's hair follicles and starts gobbling them down. "SON OF A BITCH!" shouts Sundombo, before throwing everybody in the building down the stairs, and then jumping down himself, leaving the door open and hoping G.O.O.P. won't be smart enough to follow him. G.O.O.P. starts following Sundombo, but realizes that its gobbling would be much more effective if it used its brain. G.O.O.P. tries to think of a plan, but then realizes that it can't due to its lack of any such brain to use. G.O.O.P. hops around the door instead of through it, and Sundombo puts up some stationary shields which G.O.O.P. proceeds to gobble down before charging at Sundombo. Sundombo panics and grabs a rubber rod and sticks it in his ear, which is enough to scare G.O.O.P. away. As G.O.O.P. retreats, a child named Guanglai Kangyi, Age 15 approaches the independent Stand and prepares to attack with his own Stand, No Dignity, but chickens out before he can do anything. Downstairs, a strange bird-like creature appears in front of Wikk-In, who is still busy with the fact that someone had the gall to not only touch him but throw him down the stairs.
