"Dr. Shæga is available to see you now." says the lady, gesturing for Indy to come forward. Indy shrugs and walks over, and Jonnnny tries to follow, but is told that only the one who scheduled the meeting can enter. Once inside the room, Indy can see that this room seems to be inside of another room, and there are books labeled only with roman numerals lining the bookshelves. Indy looks up and sees a strange mechanical spider-like creature, which isn't too hard to deduce as being a Stand. Before Indy can scan the Stand, Dr. Shæga speaks to him, drawing his attention away.
"Hello, Indy." begins Dr. Shæga.
"Hi." Indy responds.
"I see that you've found this building within a building. Most of the time when that happens, it means that either I need your help, or you need mine. Which do you think it is in this case?"
"Well, last I checked I've been doing fine, and I don't really know what you do so I dunno how you'd help me."
"Indeed. Indy, grab the book labeled DLIV, would you?"
"Uhh...this one?" Indy says, pointing to a book on one of the shelves.
"No, that one is DLVI. Check the one II to the left." Indy moves his finger two books over and picks up the book in question. "That book should take you to the very bottom floor of the building. Down there is something I need you to retrieve. You should know what it is, unless you don't." Dr. Shæga continues, and Indy once again glances at Dr. Shæga's Stand, which he is able to scan to find that it is named Joker and the Thief. Before Indy can scan anything else in the room, he suddenly finds himself outside of where the elevator is, along with Sundombo and Jonnnny. Before they can progress any further, the trio hears a weird sound from behind them, and they turn around to see Wibbler Wobbler, armed with the Spear of Wibbling. It's not entirely clear why Wibbler Wobbler is down here in the first place, but Indy, Jonnnny, and Sundombo quickly agree to just avoid interacting with the wiggly beast.
"So, barcode guy, where are the stairs to go further down?" Jonnnny asks, turning to Sundombo.
"I can't see any. Guess we gotta find 'em." Sundombo grumbles.
"Hey Snake, help us find the stairs." Jonnnny says, and Snake immediately slithers directly to the stairs, which were right behind the trio. On the next floor is Throne God, who stares down at the group from atop one of his lesser stacks of chairs.
"Hey do you know how to get to the bottom floor?" asks Indy, completely ignoring the chairs, which appalls Throne God. Throne God doesn't respond to Indy, and the trio stands around awkwardly while Wibbler Wobbler suddenly wibbles down the stairs behind them and begins wobbling the chairs Throne God is sitting on. This angers Throne God, and he puts Wibbler Wobbler in the middle of the chair pile, which leaves Wibbler Wobbler completely immobilized, unable to do anything but wobble in place. Wibbler Wobbler starts wobbling excessively within the chair stack, which angers Throne God enough to distract him from Indy, Jonnnny, and Sundombo, who proceed to head over to the stairs. RHCPR's yellow hand starts to reach towards Stronger Than You from behind, but Lifelight fires off a beam at RHCPR, causing it to retreat just before it would have been able to grab Stronger Than You's bones. As Indy, Jonnnny, and Sundombo head down to the lowest layer of the basement, they find that for some reason the whole place is very moldy, and when Indy tries to scan it, it just says "Welcome!"
"Wow, Welcome Mold! Now let's find that thing we came down here for, which was to find cool stuff!" Jonnnny explains, but before the trio can go any further, a strange mysterious man comes up out of the floor right behind them.
"Welcome to the Moldy Basement! Congrajeritos! You're the first ones to make it down here alive in quite some time!" says the man in a somewhat nasally voice.
"Who are you? Also, have you seen anything around here?"
"I'm Maddox! I'll make a grave for you, one of these days." says Maddox, not answering Jonnnny's second question. "Now, are you ready for some information on birthing?"
"Ew, gross. Hey Indy, let's just ignore this guy and get what we came here for!" Jonnnny says before walking away, but when Indy tries to follow Maddox grabs him by the shoulder.
"If you don't like my work, you'll soon be gone!" says Maddox, not changing his tone of voice at all.
"Hey man, I'm just here for cool st-WHAT THE FRESH HELL IS THAT?" Indy exclaims, pointing at some kind of twisted creature that seems both fleshy and mechanical at the same time.
"I am Woman. I teach you." says the creature, pulling up a graph from Buzzfeed.
"No seriously, what is that thing?" Indy asks, shaking Maddox's hand off of his shoulder.
"I will hunt a man." Woman says sternly
"Well, we're children, and I think the barcode guy is more of a robot than a man." Jonnnny says, which causes Woman to just grunt and roll away. The group continues pushing forwards through the basement, but are stopped when a massive hulking blob of a man blocks their way in the hall.
"Got anything for me?" asks Cholly, his voice echoing out ominously.
"Hey Indy, do you have anything?"
"Uhh, I have some gum." Indy responds, pulling out a single stick of chewing gum.
"When did you get that?"
"I think it came with the body. Is this good enough?" Indy hands the gum to Cholly.
"Mm...that will do, I suppose. You can pass, for now." grumbles Cholly, before sliding into the wall like a door. Jonnnny continues walking and notices a Crook through a window, which for some reason makes him feel like the reaping must be near, whatever that means. The group seems to be approaching the end of the hall, but just before they can reach it, a man with a baseball bat steps out in front of them.
"Let's PLAY BALL!" announces Champ.
"Hey Indy, do these people seem useless to you?" asks Jonnnny, turning to Indy, who finishes scanning Champ.
"Hm, according to my scan, these guys are all on vacation right now, so they probably aren't taking this very seriously. We should be fine if we just get out of here fast after we get what we came for." Indy responds, and then walks right past Champ. Indy finds some kind of package on the ground, and starts to reach for it.
"Open it up put your hand inside, get ready to have the time of your life." says a voice, though when Indy looks around he can't find who said it. Indy shrugs and opens up the box, and stares at the object inside confusedly.
"Hey barcode guy, what would you describe this as?" Indy asks, pointing at the object. Sundombo walks over and peers into the package.
"Oh, that there's a Rodeo Slapper! Don't let the name confuse you, it has nothing to do with rodeos or slapping." Sundombo chuckles. "In fact, nobody really knows much about what a Rodeo Slapper is supposed to do other than that it has nothing to do with those two things."
"Hey Indy, try using it on that baseball guy!" exclaims Jonnnny, pointing at Champ. Indy picks up the Rodeo Slapper and tries to hit Champ with it, but it just bounces off. Jonnnny gets an idea and summons Kirby Kirby, who looks enough like a ball that Champ raises his bat.
"Batter up!" shouts Champ. Sundombo picks up Kirby and throws him at Champ, who smacks him so hard that he creates a hole going all the way out of the convention center. "Home run! It's out of the park!"
"Oh no, wait I got it, WIKK-IN CATCH THAT BALL!" Jonnnny shouts, and Wikk-In jumps up and grabs Kirby out of the air, though he does this of his own will and not because Jonnnny told him. "AND YER OUT!"
"Well, the rules are the rules!" laughs Champ, before sinking into the ground, leaving the last room in the basement free for Jonnnny, Indy, and Sundombo to enter.