Upon making this discovery, Wee Woo heads back to the Station where he works in order to obtain a search warrant so that he can legally investigate this facility. Wee Woo wakes up one of his coworkers, Warrant Woo, who isn't exactly the most productive individual on his own, but has a Stand which makes him an invaluable member of the police force. Wee Woo explains the situation, and Warrant Woo brings out his Stand, Modern Crusader, which proceeds to print up a completely valid warrant for Wee Woo to use. Wee Woo heads back out to the WCL building and barges in through the door, immediately coming across Mugsy, who is still wolfing down meatballs.
"Stop in the name of Jesus, the law, and this warrant!" Wee Woo exclaims, holding up the warrant. "I need a rundown of what this facility is used for!"
"I just live here, I don't know what this place is for." Mugsy responds, which is probably a lie. "Maybe ask that guy over by the water cooler." Mugsy says, pointing at a man in a striped shirt who is in fact standing near a water cooler, which is actually a Water Robit.
"D-R-I-N-K-M-Y-J-U-I-C-E-S." announces the Water Robit, while the man, who is in fact named Chiminal, glowers at Wee Woo. Though his name is pronounced Chiminal, in reality his name is just Criminal with two additional lines drawn in to create an h.
"Hol' on, some pig just walked in. I'll drink after he's dealt with." Chiminal grunts, taking a step towards Wee Woo.
"Stop right there! I need you to give me a rundown of what this place is used for! The name makes it sound like a headquarters for illegal activity!" Wee Woo remarks, keeping one hand on his Whappin' Stick.
"You're damn fuckin' right it's a headquarters for illegal activity. And now that you know that, you ain't leaving here alive!" Chiminal growls, bringing out his Stand, I Fought the Law. The Water Robit then attaches itself to Chiminal's Stand to empower it, and Chiminal enters a fighting stance. Wee Woo attempts to use Synchronicity to arrest Chiminal for his crimes, but it seems that Chiminal's Stand does the exact opposite of what Synchronicity does, and forces laws to be broken, meaning it completely cancels out Synchronicity's power. Wee Woo realizes he might not be able to do this alone and blows on his whistle, causing Weeb Woo to arrive at the scene.
"Korera no yubi wa omoiyari o shiranai!" announces Weeb Woo as he arrives on the scene, flashing a peace sign.
"What the hell does that mean?" Mugsy asks.
"Something insulting, probably." Wee Woo shrugs, and Chiminal immediately takes offense even though he doesn't know what it means either. Chiminal attempts to punch Weeb Woo with I Fought the Law, but Weeb Woo activates Caramelldansen's ability, causing Chiminal to repeatedly punch at the same spot over and over. While Chiminal is stuck in this loop, Wee Woo goes to whap him, but Chiminal sees this coming and jumps out of the way.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" shouts Chiminal as he sails directly in the way of his Stand's fist, causing himself to be punched right through the chest and killed. The Water Robit detaches itself and returns to its previous position.
"Eh, he'll be back eventually." Mugsy says, not very perturbed by that incident.
"Alright, that was easier than anticipated. You can leave now, Weeb Woo, I'll finish searching the rest of this place." Wee Woo says, and then notices the Water Robit telling him to drink from it. Wee Woo decides it can't hurt to have some nice refreshing water after that fight, so he drinks the ordinary water contained in the Water Robit, and then tells Weeb Woo to take the Water Robit back to the Station to rehabilitate it into giving water to good guys instead of criminals. "Hey you, meatball guy, do you know where anybody else here is?" Wee Woo turns to Mugsy, who has still been eating his ill-gotten meatballs this entire time.
"I dunno, check upstairs." Mugsy says, and Wee Woo walks up the stairs, where he finds a white-haired individual named Cybr working on what appears to be a blank computer screen.
"Stop right where you are! I have probable cause to suspect you of performing illegal activities!" Wee Woo declares, but Cybr doesn't even turn around to acknowledge him.
"I'm busy." Cybr responds, which upsets Wee Woo somewhat. Wee Woo whaps the chair out from under Cybr, and Cybr sighs and stands back up. "Hey, I'm working here. What I'm doing isn't your business, just leave me alone." Cybr says, while Wee Woo looks at the computer with a puzzled expression.
"Are you messing with me? You think this is some kind of joke?" Wee Woo growls.
"I told you, I'm doing work." Cybr responds.
"Fine, I'll let you continue this, 'work', of yours, but if I catch you doing anything suspicious, I won't hesitate to WHAP that computer."
"You'd better not do that." Cybr warns. "Not only is breaking my stuff illegal, but you wouldn't be ready for the consequences that would come with it."
"Oooh I'm so scared, the computer nerd is threatening me. It's not illegal to break your stuff if you're doing illegal things with it!"
"This building is technically in a different country, actually, so yes, it is."
"I don't work for a country, I work for the law. More specifically, I work for the Station."
"You still need a warrant to do anything in this country. What station do you work at, exactly?"
"I can get a warrant easily. And I just told you, I work for the Station. That's what it's called. The Station." Wee Woo seems somewhat exasperated.
"Does 'The Station' have a phone number?"
'Nine one one." Wee Woo says incredulously, seemingly surprised that Cybr wasn't already aware of this information. Cybr shrugs and calls up the number, before hitting the button to speak to the head officer of the Station.