Disco John dances his way into the Beaten Meat Deli and heads over to Meatsmith.
"Is there a dancing meat you could provide?" Disco John asks, and Meatsmith thinks for a moment.
"Let me check the back." Meatsmith says, before heading into the back room and slamming on his anvil a few more times. Meatsmith comes out with a piece of meat which is in constant motion, though it isn't necessarily explicitly dancing. "Does this work for you?"
"It does work, thank you." Disco John gives a thumbs up and receives the piece of meat, and Meatsmith starts to turn around, but stops when he sees an actual living piece of meat running out of the back room.
"Oh no not THIS TIME!" Meatsmith quickly slams the meat with his hammer, knocking it unconscious. Meatsmith then drags the piece of meat back into the back room, while Disco John dances out the door with his meat. Meanwhile, Wheel Woo returns to the basement of the Station, and looks between the two instances of Wee Woo in the quarantine chamber, trying to figure out any distinguishing features that set them apart. Wheel Woo turns to Warden Woo for help, but Warden Woo just glowers at Wheel Woo, and Wheel Woo decides not to press any further. After finding no physical differences between the two officers, Wheel Woo tries to figure out something that would prove which Wee Woo is legitimate.
"Hey Wee Woo, what's-" before Wheel Woo can finish, he suddenly feels slight precipitation coming from the ceiling, and realizes the entire room has suddenly become very foggy. The rain seems to be originating from the ceiling, even within the quarantine chamber, and it seems to be making Hhid N.'s disguise disappear. Hhid N. notices this, and quickly disguises himself as the fog before escaping the Station. Wheel Woo turns to look at the stairs and sees the blurred silhouette of the Head Officer, who even the other officers in the Station don't know the true identity of, due to the effects of his Stand, November Rain. Wheel Woo looks back at the quarantine chamber and realizes that the second Wee Woo is gone, and by the time Wheel Woo has this realization, the Head Officer has already retreated back upstairs, and the rain has stopped. Right as the Head Officer reaches his office, he hears the phone ringing, and picks it up.
"Hello, you've reached the Station. This is Head Officer — speaking. What seems to be your emergency?" the Head Officer inquires.
"There's some crazy guy with a hammer running around in this restaurant, and I think a customer might be in need of medical assistance." responds the ordinary Bystander on the other end of the line.
"Alright, I'll send somebody over to see what's going on." the Head Officer hangs up the phone, and then calls up Dr. Woo, who happens to already be driving around in his Polambulance, and as such is able to reach the Beaten Meat Deli quite quickly. The moment Dr. Woo arrives, Bystander opens the door of the Polambulance and throws Dr. Woo out onto the sidewalk, before driving off into the distance. Dr. Woo stands up and dusts himself off, but decides that he'll pursue Bystander once he's dealt with the more immediate issue at hand. Dr. Woo walks into the restaurant, but finds nothing out of the ordinary aside from the puddle of toxic ooze on the floor.
"This puddle here seems to be hazardous, though it wasn't why I was called in." Dr. Woo tells Meatsmith, gesturing towards the pile of goop.
"Don't get too close to it, it might still be giving off radiation." Meatsmith warns. Dr. Woo thinks for a moment, and remembers that he had a hazmat suit in the Polambulance, but he'll need some assistance to be able to efficiently chase down Bystander. Dr. Woo takes out his standard issue walkie talkie and calls up Wheel Woo, who answers from the basement of the Station.
"Hello, Wheel Woo. I would like to request your assistance with a task." Dr. Woo declares, and Wheel Woo takes a moment to respond, seemingly surprised that Dr. Woo is calling him for help.
"Actually, I'm busy with Warden Woo right now, sorry. We need to make sure Wee Woo stays put until he's sufficiently quarantined." Wheel Woo replies.
"Very well. A vehicle could be of use, then."
"Roger that." Wheel Woo hangs up from the walkie talkie, and Dr. Woo soon hears the sound of a la cucaracha horn outside of the deli, where there is now a car made from a large amount of tacos. Dr. Woo starts to head outside, but before he can leave the restaurant, he is noticed by Joshua F. Kennedy, who quickly scurries over to see what the issue is.
"I'm here to see what the issue is dr. officer." Joshua says, and Dr. Woo turns to him.
"I was called in to investigate this restaurant, but it seems to have just been a ruse. All I found here was this pile of radioactive ooze, and the person who called in took off with my Polambulance, which is where my hazmat suit is. I could deal with the ooze without that suit, but it would be a risky and inefficient ordeal." Dr. Woo explains calmly.
"Stand back, I know a guy." Joshua says confidently, and when Dr. Woo takes a step backwards, he falls into a strategically placed trapdoor which leads directly to the JFKave. Joshua follows Dr. Woo down the hole, and Dr. Woo looks around at the vast pitch blackness surrounding the small spot of light where the two landed.
"As an officer of the law, I am obligated to request that you show me a permit for this place." Dr. Woo notes and Joshua quickly flashes his permit for ownership of the JFKave. Joshua proceeds to pull a lever, illuminating the 3 Bigfoot tall form of the Scissarian Titan, legendary ancient guardian of the United States. Dr. Woo whistles, clearly impressed by the scale and power of the Titan.
"Don't just stand there, we have a Polambulance to reclaim!" Joshua calls out, before donning his trusty safety gear and climbing up to the top of the Scissarian Titan, only receiving a few minor cuts in the process. Dr. Woo climbs up as well, receiving several more cuts due to his lack of proper protective gear. "They had to put this thing away after the rock was born; they couldn't risk having it destroyed in a time of need."
"I can see why." notes Dr. Woo, as the aperture in the ceiling opens up and the Scissarian Titan ascends to surface level, destroying several estates in the process.
"Now, where's that little truck of yours?" Joshua shouts over the howling wind, while Dr. Woo scrutinizes the horizon for any signs of the vehicle. After a few moments, Dr. Woo points towards the horizon, where the tiny but distinct shape of the Polambulance can be seen receding into the distance. Joshua follows Dr. Woo's gesture, and signals for the Scissarian Titan to chase the Polambulance. The Titan begins to head towards the Polambulance, steadily accelerating as it moves forward. The car made of tacos is smashed by the Titan, which causes Javier, the owner of the taco stand that the tacos came from, to angrily try to chase after the Titan on a measly scooter, which can't even almost match the pace of the mighty automaton.