Woo Hoo doesn't take very long realize that he no longer has access to November Rain, and that, as a result, he will need a new way to hide his identity. Downstairs, the Canobie Rabbit smacks the invisible Synchronicity aside, and proceeds to attack Wee Woo, forcing him to once again call in backup. Wanted Woo arrives at the scene, and manages to use Caramelldansen to force the Rabbit to repeatedly attack the same spot, allowing for Wee Woo to back out of the attack range. Wanted Woo seems to be cautious of Wee Woo, since he knows that there could be a chance that Synchronicity would detect the crime energy inside of Wanted Woo. However, at this moment, Wee Woo is still very mangled, so he calls out for Dr. Woo to help him, and Dr. Woo starts to leave Woo Hoo's office, only to be stopped by the Head Officer.
"If you tell anybody my identity, I'll demote you." Woo Hoo warns, and Dr. Woo seems to get the hint. Dr. Woo heads downstairs and uses his standard issue medical kit to start getting to work on bringing Wee Woo out of critical condition. Wanted Woo detects the Rabbit suddenly appearing behind him, and quickly uses Caramelldansen to trap it in place before it can do anything. This seems to immobilize it enough that Word Woo is willing to peek out from his box to comment on the situation.
"What the hell is that thing, anyways?" Word Woo asks, and before Dr. Woo can respond, the Rabbit takes advantage of the fact that nobody is looking at it and breaks free from Caramelldansen's ability, before lunging at Dr. Woo, which prompts Word Woo to duck back inside of the box. Dr. Woo is unable to react fast enough to avoid having his arm chomped clean off, but before the Rabbit can finish him off, the medkit in between him and Wee Woo turns into a crude but functional automobile and begins driving away rapidly with both Wee Woo and Dr. Woo. The Rabbit turns around to see Wheel Woo, who clearly didn't have a plan for this. The Rabbit lunges towards Wheel Woo, and Wheel Woo points Gas Gas Gas at the beast before pressing a button on it. However, the Rabbit seems to detect that this was intended as an attack, so it is able to veer to the side, sending it hurtling into the basement. Wheel Woo's ability activates on Word Woo's box, causing Word Woo to angrily glare at Wheel Woo while the box begins rolling away.
Elsewhere, Electric Soldier stumbles upon some kind of shady bazaar, which he thinks will probably be a good place to look for some kind of way of getting a Stand. Nearby, Jackery Jack Jak Jackson climbs out from a rectangle and heads over to the shadiest of the shady shops in this bazaar.
"Hello, do you have anything that is shaped like a rectangle?" Jack asks, prompting the owner of the stall, Shades Shadester, to stroke his chin thoughtfully for a moment.
"Hm…yes, I do believe I do." Shades says, before pulling out a large brick of cocaine from behind the counter. Jack enters a rectangular face of the brick, but quickly comes back out.
"Nah, that's not what I'm looking for, do you have any, like, magical artifacts or something that have rectangles on them?" Jack asks, and Shades thinks again.
"Ahh, I see, you're a different type of customer. Very well, then." Shades says, before bringing out the Necronomicon 2, a forbidden tome of dark knowledge. Jack enters the book, and comes back out even faster than he did with the brick, clearly shaken about whatever he saw inside.
"Something else, maybe?" Jack inquires after getting his bearings.
"Still not what you're looking for? I may have one more thing." Shades pulls out a sheet of ordinary-looking stickers, which Jack enters, just in time for Electric Soldier to show up at the stall.
"Hey, do you have anything that gives you…'powers'?" Electric Soldier asks, and Shades points to the brick of cocaine. "Perfect, thanks." Electric Soldier picks up and eats the entire brick of cocaine like a stick of butter, and before Shades can remind Electric Soldier to pay for the brick, Electric Soldier begins flashing with seizure-inducing lights, which incapacitates Shades. When the lights stop, Electric Soldier has changed his color scheme to match his original Shiny Porygon2 form, and has ascended to become Cyberspace Warrior. Cyberspace Warrior immediately unveils his newly obtained Stand, Virtual Insanity, and moments later disappears from the bazaar. Shades comes back to his senses, and mutters profanities to himself that he didn't get the money for that brick of cocaine, but decides there were worse items that could have been stolen from his stall. Back at the World Crime League, El Diablo, Boneregard, and Mugsy have taken note that Wanted Woo has left, which means that Wee Woo is active again.
The medkit carrying Dr. Woo and Wee Woo stops outside of the Beaten Meat Deli and drops off the two officers, while Word Woo catches up to his box and rips the wheels off before bringing it back to the Station. While in the Beaten Meat, Wee Woo starts to wonder why his partner was acting somewhat suspicious when he called him in, but finds it somewhat difficult to concentrate on his thoughts due to Dr. Woo's very loud eating. Meatsmith takes note of this disturbance and politely tells Dr. Woo to quiet down, and Dr. Woo apologizes before continuing to eat at a still rather loud volume, but not quite as loud as it was initially. Disco John is dancing around outside, and notices as a cow suddenly fires a laser beam from its eyes at the moon, causing the moon to crack open and explode, sending fragments raining down across the planet.
"Wait what the heck?" Disco John asks, but nobody answers him. Some of the smaller fragments of the moon can be seen burning up in the atmosphere, and overall this entire event seems to go relatively unnoticed. "Well, I guess that happened. Doesn't seem like it will impact anybody." Disco John shrugs as he dances, which draws the attention of a man named James T. Brow.
"Not even baby sea turtles?" James asks Disco John, who continues doing an advanced disco maneuver before responding.
"I dunno, why don't you ask them?" replies Disco John, prompting James to hop on his moped and drive down to the beach to do exactly that.