All-Seeing Ayaan begins to slowly excrete large amounts of molten glass from his mouth, which he then starts melding into a giant prescription contact lens that only he can properly see through. eordo continues sniffing the air, as he can most certainly detect the A stone nearby, even if he can't see its wielder. Ayaan crouches behind the lens as he starts sneaking up on eordo, and when he gets close enough, he copies the sketch he made from memory onto eordo's back, allowing for him to confirm that it is in fact the same person. After doing this, Ayaan pulls out two flutes and a basketball jersey from his pocket, and starts to play an ancient hymn, with one flute in his nostril and the other in his forehead creases. eordo hears this and freaks out, flailing his massive oversized gigantic large colossal thumb around wildly. Ayaan is unable to react to this unpredictable maneuver in time, and the lens is cracked, allowing for eordo to fully see Ayaan.
"Aha! I've got you now, stinky stalker!" laughs eordo. Ayaan lets out a startled and irritated gobbly noise and puts on the jersey to gain a boost to his speed and jump height, which allows for him to outrun eordo, since eordo can't keep up on foot and his wings are still coated in WD-40. Once Ayaan gets a fair distance away, he pulls out his splurt gun and loads it up with anti-eyedrops. "Hurt me all you like! I'll have a being more powerful than you could ever imagine on my side within 3 business days!"
"I'm not here to hurt you. This isn't anything personal. You see, my backstory is tragic and complex. English isn't my first language, so when I was given the option to choose my path in medical school, I chose dentist, since I thought that's what eye doctors were called. Turns out, that's what they call the people who work on...the teeth. I decided that if I can't follow my dreams of helping people with their eyes, I'll just have to do the opposite and get rid of everybody's eyes. Once everybody else is blind, I'll be able to do whatever I want, and I'll change it so that dentists are the ones who work with eyes so I can finally have my dream career, and of course there will be plenty of people in need of help with their eyes." Ayaan explains.
"Hi not here to hurt you, I'm Dad!" says Dad, whose arrival startles Ayaan, causing him to spill some anti-eyedrops on his own face and disable a few pairs of his own eyes. eordo is frightened by Ayaan's plan, as he only has one big, red, bloodshot, nasty, crusty, veiny eyeball that can't blink, so a single hit from Ayaan's anti-eyedrops could mean the end for eordo's vision. Ayaan starts firing at eordo, but due to his missing pairs of eyes, his aim is lousy, and eordo is able to get close. Ayaan reaches critically low fluid supply, and has run out of backup anti-eyedrops to use, so as a last resort he removes his glasses, which allows for him to truly see everything. Ayaan locks on to eordo, and aims his splurt gun, ready to fire off the final shot remaining in it. Ayaan realizes he has only one shot to make this count, and at this distance, there's a chance eordo could reach him before he fires. Ayaan takes a deep blink and glances at a business card in his shirt pocket, which has a picture of his medical school teacher on it. Seeing this infuriating man's face is enough to give Ayaan the courage to pull the trigger, but right as he fires off the last shot, Ayaan realizes that eordo has already moved past the spot he was locked on to, causing the anti-eyedrops to splash uselessly to the ground. eordo takes this chance to put his entire weight into a lunge lead by his thumb, which aims directly at the average point of all of Ayaan's eyes. Upon being struck by this attack, all of Ayaan's eyes roll back into his head, allowing for him to see up close and personal in his last few moments of vision and life his own brain, which has been tragically rotted by hate.
"It's okay lad, we'll all be part of wadley soon." eordo declares, picking up the A stone from Ayaan's mouth. eordo decides that the next logical place to look for stone-holders would be Minneapolis, and he begins the journey to the great micronation. After arriving in Minneapolis, eordo sees a poster for a Yiggy Yee show, and immediately heads over to the Yiggy Dome. eordo tries to just walk in through the front door, but a bouncer stops him from going any further.
"Ticket please." demands the bouncer.
"I don't have one, but I need to get in it's real important." eordo explains, hoping this will be a sufficient response.
"No ticket, no pass." declares the bouncer.
"Fungus v." eordo curses, before looking around. Young Gollard notices the commotion going on at the Yiggy Dome from his seat at a nearby cafe, where he is currently eating lunch. Yung Crackhead also happens to be nearby, hanging out in a back alley, where he is currently injecting himself with copious amounts of drugs from his Stand to help himself recuperate from the events on the plane. eordo realizes he has many options, and chooses to have a momentary breakdown from sensory overload, before entering a giveaway for a free ticket to the Yiggy Yee show, which eordo turns out to be one of only two participants in. Young Gollard quickly finishes his croissant and walks a fair distance away, and on his way, he notices Yung Crackhead, who he recognizes as holding the title of biggest narc in the solar system. Young Gollard approaches Yung Crackhead and sees him stabbing himself yet again with his massive needle, and coughs to get Yung Crackhead's attention before speaking up.
"What's in the syringe, buddy?" Young Gollard asks.
"Aye, there's a lot of names for it in these parts. Big Boy Juice, Noxious Nectar, Da Slop, Et Cetera, etc." Yung Crackhead responds. eordo quickly receives the results of the giveaway and finds that he lost to the one other participant, a guy named Donnnnn.
"What's the official name for it, though? I gotta know what we're dealin' with here." Young Gollard explains.
"Best of You. Called such because it's the best of the best, and it can only be used by you, which in this case refers to me." Yung Crackhead responds. Young Gollard immediately calls the Minneapolice to arrest this man, and Yung Crackhead doesn't even register that he's been ratted out by the time he gets hauled away in a Minneapolice cruiser. Young Gollard chuckles and increases his stoner kill count to 48, because he knows Yung Crackhead is as good as dead. eordo finds Donnnnn and confronts him about the ticket, and Donnnnn reveals that he just wanted the secondary prize anyways, so he happily gives the ticket to eordo.