As the limousine and bus continue down the road, which has become mostly devoid of traffic by this point, Cybr decides to use this as an opportunity to get more information about the Station, even though he really doesn't care.
"So, Wheel Woo, which one of you guys is in charge when your Head Officer isn't around?" Cybr asks.
"Wee Woo definitely has the most authority of any of us. Warden Woo too, but he doesn't really talk." Wheel Woo responds. Cybr disconnects from the radio and turns to El Diablo, who has by this point stopped actively checking to make sure his directions are being followed, since he's determined that Wheel Woo's GPS is doing just fine.
"Hey, Diablo, which location would you say is the most secure aside from the main one?" Cybr asks.
"Probably their facility in West Virginia." El Diablo responds. Cybr connects back to the radio and tells Wheel Woo to make sure to stop by the West Virginia location, which Wheel Woo agrees to do, even though he's heard that West Virginia is a ghost town these days. Cybr waits around for a bit, and then suddenly hears Wheel Woo over the radio again.
"Hey, we might have a problem." Wheel Woo says, gesturing towards the bridge in front of him, which abruptly stops, as though it was torn away. Upon checking the map, it is revealed that the group has ended up on Loss County Bridge, which is notoriously easy to get lost on, since it has 8 different bridges and all but one of them leads to a dead end. Wheel Woo heads over to Warrant Woo, who groans but doesn't hesitate to use Modern Crusader to print up an accurate map of the area so that Wheel Woo can head down the correct bridge. Wheel Woo turns around, and Czuch follows behind him, but the duo can't get very far before they find their path blocked by some guy named Ethan, who is standing in the middle of the road in front of a game store. Next to Ethan is a very small being known as Talking Point, which has been trying to get Ethan to quit talking about some game, but to no avail. Cybr sends Mugsy out to talk to Ethan to get him out of the way.
"Um, hello?" says Mugsy.
"Hi, you look like you might be a gamer." Ethan notes.
"Uh, no…" Mugsy responds.
"Whoa man, not cool." Ethan shakes his head sadly.
"Can you, uh, move?" Mugsy asks.
"No, I'm waiting in line for the new game." Ethan says.
"Hi waiting in line for the new game, I'm Dad!" laughs Dad.
"He is, too." Ethan notes, even though Dad immediately disappeared.
"These losers didn't even pre-order." says Talking Point, before deciding to just leave the vicinity. Wee Woo tries to force Ethan out of the road using Synchronicity, but it seems like this road isn't meant to be driven on, so Ethan isn't technically committing a crime by standing where he is. Wheel Woo decides that if Ethan won't move, he can just move the game store, so he activates Gas Gas Gas on the store, before driving it straight into Ethan. Ethan's skin, which has grown weak and flaky due to years of lurking in the man cave, is completely torn off, which infuriates Ethan greatly.
"Now you've done it! You've activated my GAMER RAGE!" shouts Ethan, as his eye begins glowing blue and he ascends into Ethans. Ethans's bones are clearly very brittle, but without the burden of his nasty gamer flesh, he's become far more nimble. Czuch sends a single old man dancing towards Ethans, but Ethans brings out an intuitive PS3 controller, which is in fact his Stand, Ctrl+Alt+Del, and uses it to force the old man to dance right off of the bridge. Wheel Woo reverses the game store to drive towards Ethans again, but he manages to jump over the whole thing. In the very distant distance, neordo realizes his mistake, and swiftly takes wadley back beyond the limits of the area of mass thought, before redirecting their path to somewhere more realistically conquerable. Mugsy brings out Distraction, but it only distracts Ethans for a brief moment before his gamer instincts draw his attention back to the game store. Wheel Woo sends the game store off the side of the bridge, hoping that Ethans will follow it, but instead Ethans starts using his Stand to try and navigate the game store back up. Wheel Woo disables his own Stand's ability, severely impeding the progress of the game store as it moves along the ground. Wheel Woo realizes that Ethans is distracted enough that he shouldn't be able to dodge, and slams on the gas, ramming directly into Ethans and causing him to immediately dissolve into gamer dust. Mugsy shrugs and climbs back into the Vengabus, and Wheel Woo heads off down the correct bridge before continuing on along the route. The trip from Loss County to West Virginia is rather uneventful, and before long, the group arrives in the abandoned West Virginian Area, which even raiders have stopped visited since everything of value was already taken long ago. However, there is still one statue standing which seems to be in suspiciously good condition compared to its surroundings. After checking to make sure no signals are in the area, Cybr gets out from the Vengabus and heads over to the statue, and is immediately able to find the trapdoor, which blends almost perfectly into the ground. Cybr calls over Boneregard, who walks over and brings out Skeleton Key, before using it to open up the trapdoor. Cybr looks down at the opening, but finds that for whatever reason he can't see anything beyond the trapdoor.
"Hey, Cybr, I'll warn you right now, there's a reason this place is so hard to get to. In fact, it's the very reason for the Order's existence." El Diablo speaks up, stepping out from the Vengabus. "I won't go down there myself, but you'll need to make sure you have a definite way to get out."
"I'll do it." Dr. Woo speaks up, stepping out from the limousine. "Wee Woo, Warden Woo, you two come, too. I would Never Fail to make sure all of us get out." Cybr nods, and heads down into the door to East Virginia, with the three officers following close behind. Soon after entering, Cybr and the others are approached by Resident, who seems simultaneously relieved and concerned to see people down here.
"Who are you." Cybr demands.
"Uh, I'm Resident. When did you guys get here?" Resident asks nervously.
"Hi Resident, I'm Dad!" says Dad.
"When did HE get here?!" exclaims Resident. Cybr remembers Resident's name from when he saw his file in the Order's database, but doesn't say anything about it.
"I'll be leaving once I get some information from this place." Cybr says, and Resident lets out what seems to be a bit of a pity laugh. Warden Woo steps forwards and grabs Paint It Black from Resident, before crushing it, causing both of Resident's feet to shatter. Resident falls to the ground in agony, and Warden Woo picks him up and slings him over his shoulder. "So, Resident, do you know where I might be able to find information about the Order of the Censor in this place?"
"Wh-what? No, no I don't, I've never heard of anything like that. All the buildings here are completely empty from what I know. You, uh, could talk to the guy in the middle, but he's a bit busy playing his game like, all the time." Resident stammers. Cybr signals for Wee Woo and Dr. Woo to go and talk to Sans the Gamer Wolf, while he and Warden Woo go off and look around to make sure Resident isn't lying about the buildings being empty. Wee Woo approaches Sans, and immediately speaks up to get his attention.
"Hey, you! We have a few questions to ask about this place." Wee Woo exclaims, and Sans turns slightly, allowing for Wee Woo to see his mask.
"What is it?" Sans responds nonchalantly.
"We've received word that there's some kind of outlaw organization with a location here."
"Can you be more specific?"
"They're called the Order of the Censor."
"Those guys? Yeah, I know of them. They set up a place here a while ago. Tried to attack me a few times, too, but they realized pretty quickly that that was a bad idea." Sans starts to look at his game again, but Wee Woo continues talking.
"Okay, well where is the place they set up?" Wee Woo asks. Sans sighs and points at the ground to his left, where a trapdoor is barely visible. Wee Woo pulls out his Whappin' Stick and attempts to pry the trapdoor open, and finds that the door is so rusted over that it opens with barely any resistance. Wee Woo calls over Cybr and Warden Woo, and the group prepares to head down the trap door.
Elsewhere, a burly figure with many strange attachments to his body approaches another figure, who seems to be sitting on a throne made of junk.
"Uh, Boss, we've just received a direct call from Info. That group we're tracking? They've made it into E.V. They're apparently on their way into our location there." says the figure.
"Stay calm, my friend. Remember, everything has a reason. Tell Info to send our E.V. operative to deal with them." responds the figure in the throne.
"...yes, sir. I'll send one to West Virginia, too, just in case they manage to get out." the other figure responds, before returning to a computer and relaying this information.
Back in the depths of East Virginia, Cybr, Wee Woo, Dr. Woo, Warden Woo, and Resident all enter the bunker located below the trapdoor, which seems to be covered in splotches of some kind of strange substance, which looks like it would be very unsafe to touch. Before the group can get much further, a horrifying ten-limbed creature suddenly steps in front of them and begins staring at them. Nobody makes any movements for a few seconds, and then Wee Woo steps forwards.
"You there. State your name and purpose." demands Wee Woo, pointing his Whappin' Stick at the beast, which seems to be made of some kind of liquid, probably the same substance covering the walls and floor of the area. The creature cocks its head, before responding with a single word.
"Squidd."