"Y the fuck is nobody fighting?" demands Infinity Satan.
"I'm trying to fight climate change, but nobody is joining our efforts!" laments General Albert, and Gibberon nods in agreement.
"Maybe cuz your efforts are stupid." Infinity Satan chuckles. Albert is highly offended by this, and pulls out a bazooka from his weapons reservoir. This was of course Infinity Satan's intention all along, and to give Albert an opponent, Infinity Satan grabs a mighty warrior and drops them off in front of Albert. This warrior happens to be Grarg, who was only chosen due to the knife in his hand.
"Who the heck are you?" asks Grarg.
"I'm General Albert, leader of the war on global warming!" Albert declares.
"How do you fight against the climate?" Grarg snickers incredulously.
"Well, we just have to get rid of the people hurting it!" Albert states, pulling out his hit list. Grarg glances over Albert's shoulder to view the list, and sees that none of the names have been crossed out, save for one clearly written on later solely so it could be crossed out, which was a random mosquito that General Albert convinced himself was drinking fossil fuels instead of blood.
"You guys don't seem very good at this." remarks Grarg.
"Okay, well I got a bit sidetracked, maybe." Albert sneers. "It's only really your business if you want to join our efforts."
Gibberon is hopping back and forth in a fighting stance, clearly wanting to throw hands with Grarg, who steps back to make it very clear that he is armed.
"Listen, buddy, I don't know what your deal is, but you don't wanna mess with me." Grarg says, scowling as he flips open his knife. Gibberon begins to think a bit too hard about how he's going to fight Grarg, putting his hand on his chin in a thinking position and causing Thinkles Junior to be summoned to the area. Thinkles realizes he's been summoned, and quickly makes sure there aren't any coconuts around, but sure enough, one of the dastardly seeds is within the vicinity, so Thinkles disposes of it before dot oiling out of existence. Following this brief distraction, Grarg returns to his defensive stance, and finds that Gibberon and General Albert seem to have swapped places, and Albert still has his bazooka trained on Grarg's bulbous head. It seems that Albert's newly obtained Stand has detected some kind of potential within Gibberon, as it manifests behind Albert with neither him nor Gibberon noticing. This Stand, known as Champagne Supernova, grabs hold of Gibberon's fighting spirit and clasps an ethereal hand over Gibberon's fighting spirit's mouth, force-feeding it a bite-sized Vector Axis fragment dispensed from Champagne Supernova's palm. Once this is complete, Champagne Supernova returns to within General Albert, who is still intensely staring down Grarg. Infinity Satan is disappointed and growing impatient with the lack of action, but before he can make any demands, someone speaks up.
"The media we intake induces a reaction from us, that makes us want to become what it is. I believe that this is an effect of the government conditioning using media at the very least. This being said, if I surround myself with media that depicts what will truly help me succeed, and block out all other sources, I could become God. Or just be a better person."
After saying this, 004 walks away without elaborating or taking any questions. Grarg, Gibberon, General Albert, and Infinity Satan all watch 004 walk away, before returning their attention back to the fight that may or may not start at any moment. Grarg suddenly finds himself struggling to breathe, though, and when he tries to speak, bubbles come out of his mouth and float through the air, as though he's underwater. The book in his hands also seems to be waterlogged. Suspecting Gibberon to be responsible, Grarg struggles forwards, trying to reach Gibberon and shank him before it's too late. A helicopter overhead suddenly drops a colossal statue made of pure shrimp, which lands nearby with a loud thud, sending out a shockwave that knocks over Gibberon and Grarg. As Grarg hits the ground, he is able to get a gasp of air, but soon after, he finds himself in the same circumstance of seemingly being underwater again. Gibberon stands up, and Grarg rushes towards him as fast as he can manage, but without being able to breathe, he can't focus too well, so his attempts at shanking Gibberon are sluggish and easy to dodge. Grarg attempts to call upon the help of Warthog Run to retrieve something useful from within his book, but all he can get are items that are too waterlogged to be of any help. As Grarg continues swiping towards Gibberon, Dolph-In eats his way out of the inside of the shrimp statue and begins slinking towards the group. Grarg manages to finally get one successful cut on Gibberon with his knife, but it's certainly not lethal, and Grarg finally runs out of air. Realizing he's failed to save himself, Grarg uses his final moments to spoil the plot of Diary of a Wimpy Kid 14, which is felt all throughout the planet.
Gibberon stares at the cut left by Grarg's knife, and then looks over to Dolph-In, who is still getting closer, and realizes he might not be cut out for another entire fight when he still has such poor control over his newly obtained Stand, Sea of Love.
"MEDIC!" cries Gibberon, as Dolph-In's own Stand, Lorelei of the Sea, appears in the air behind the supposedly aquatic mammal. The entire collective takes a moment to process the fact that Dolph-In apparently has a Stand at all, but it is likely the best option to not question when, where, or how he obtained this ability. Infinity Satan seems pleased with the growing levels of action, a smile spreading across his infinitely satanic face. Albert realizes that Gibberon is in dire need of help due to his stab wound, and jumps onto Gibberon to give him CPR, miraculously not pulverizing every bone in Gibberon's body in the process, instead only pulverizing about a quarter of his bones. This seems to at the very least stop the bleeding, since the wrist in which Gibberon was stabbed is now flat like a pancake. General Albert stands up and dusts off his hands, proud of his work. As Dolph-In gets within Stand range, though, General Albert, Gibberon, Grarg's corpse, and anyone else in the general vicinity begins to uncontrollably leak fluids out from their facial orifices. Gibberon panics and uses Sea of Love to try and drown Dolph-In in invisible water, but it's unclear if this is having any effect on Dolph-In. After a short delay, Infinity Satan begins to leak The Sauce from his face, and Dolph-In turns his attention away from Gibberon, as The Sauce was exactly what he came here for. Dolph-In slides the remainder of the shrimp statue towards the growing puddle of sauce, as General Albert has to get a tissue to wipe some tears out of his eyes so he can see properly. Infinity Satan screams in agony at the continued excretion of sauce from his face, but is powerless to stop Dolph-In from dunking the shrimp in the sauce and indulging himself in this delicious treat. With his hunger sated, Dolph-In deactivates his Stand, and tears stop streaming out of General Albert's eyes, allowing for him to see properly once more. Infinity Satan scrounges together whatever sauce remains that he can find and uses it to reinvigorate himself. General Albert vomits all over the floor, lightheaded due to the massive loss of facial fluids induced by Dolph-In's Stand, but it seems that with Dolph-In gone and Grarg dead, General Albert's crew is safe for the time being.