Korney runs down the streets of Costa Brava, trying to track down his escaped homunculus. He runs up to Editor Elwood and speaks in muffled Russian, in hopes that this random passerby can help him. Upon being talked to, Elwood immediately starts digging a tunnel towards his subterranean editing station, since he doesn't believe in homunculi and as such doesn't care to listen to what Korney is saying. In a fit of rage, Korney pours glue down Elwood's hole as he digs deeper, and Elwood climbs his way out of the sticky mess, entering a fighting stance. Korney brings out his egg-cracking knife and threatens Elwood in Russian, as Elwood brings out his selfie stick, which acts as his weapon of choice.
"ты дурак, чтобы бороться со мной в моем естественном окружении!" Korney shouts.
"Keep on telling yourself that, buddy! I'm well-trained in the ways of partial arts!" Elwood retorts, cracking his knuckles. Korney begins circling around Elwood while repeatedly flipping the knife in his hand, and Elwood keeps a careful eye on his opponent, with extra help from the many cameras he keeps on his person at all times. Korney spots a target shaped symbol on the back of Elwood's neck, and he lunges towards it, using the knife to crack the back of Elwood's neck like a phone screen. This reveals a vast array of wires beneath Elwood's skin, which Korney begins to cut one at a time, slowly disabling all of Elwood's cameras. Elwood attempts to beat Korney with his selfie stick, but Korney protects his head with an old hat to prevent any brain damage. Elwood switches the selfie stick into stabbing mode, and begins thrusting it towards Korney repeatedly.
"глупо, глупо, глупо, когда вы были нападаете на меня, вы не заметили, что у меня есть ингредиенты, необходимые для создания идеального оружия!" Korney yells, as Elwood continues stabbing his weapon towards him. Korney puts his knife in the hat and throws both in the air, but Elwood pays no attention to this, and manages to get a nasty hit off on Korney's left knee. In doing this, though, Elwood stays exactly where Korney wants him to be, and as the knife and hat fall back to the ground, so too does an enormous Russian Bible, which crushes Elwood into an unrecognizable mess of wires and circuitry. Korney limps forwards, still looking for any sign of his homunculus, but unfortunately for him, the freshly spilled blood of a Russian man acts as a very strong lure for all homunculi, not just the one for which he is searching. A small humanoid homunculus known as M'leech is drawn to the scent, and licks its lips hungrily as it peers out from behind a nearby streetlight. Before M'leech can take any action against Korney, though, B'leech emerges from the ground beneath Korney and devours him in one squlp. M'leech angrily runs forwards and latches on to an exposed part of Korney's body like a leech, while B'leech tries to run away to digest Korney in peace. Before M'leech and B'leech can get very far, though, G'leech the bonemelter gallops out of an alleyway with a horrible shriek, and begins using its gravy-soaked tongue to attempt to slurp Korney right out of the grasp of both B'leech and M'leech. B'leech lets out a roar in an attempt to scare away its assailants, and this at first seems successful, sending both M'leech and G'leech skittering backwards. However, M'leech swallows Korney's mask, absorbing it into its body and reconstituting it as a set of earmuffs, and G'leech, upon seeing this, becomes more enraged due to its strong hatred of Russian people, enough so that its anger overrides its fear. B'leech squirts out a spray of boiling bleach in its wake as it enters Korney's body and takes it over, attempting to run away once more. M'leech and G'leech both chase after B'leech, but M'leech falls into an open manhole, leaving G'leech as the only threat to B'leech's escape. G'leech pukes up gravy all over Korney's body, and the gravy quickly coagulates, immobilizing the puppeteered body in its tracks. G'leech begins slurping and chomping through Korney's flesh, and B'leech realizes that it may have to abandon the body to avoid potentially being consumed by the rival homunculus. Without many options left, B'leech eats its way out of Korney's body and scuttles over to the Russian Bible, opening the cover of the massive book and gazing upon the text inside. As B'leech reads the text, it gets a sense of deep dread, and moments later, the tome explodes violently, sending B'leech, G'leech, and what little is left of Korney's body flying. B'leech has just enough strength left to slink into the shadows, and G'leech is left twitching in a hole as it slowly fills with the gravy which is constantly leaking from G'leech's body. In a surprise turn of events, M'leech climbs out of the manhole and feasts upon some of the leftover Korney giblets strewn across the street.
"That was a fucking twist." observes Rockwell, before receiving a tap from behind.
"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest oil factory is? My directions told me it would be here, but I can't find it." General Albert inquires. As it would turn out, Albert, Donald, Gibberon, and Windmillard have not quit their efforts in countering fossil fuels, but they've decided that they should start with some lower-level hits before going right for the top dog.
"Should be right below us." Rockwell states. Albert nods, and begins digging through the brittle dirt underfoot, which is easily broken away to reveal the passage to the oil factory. Albert and the others descend into the factory's main chamber and look around for anything that might point them in the right direction from here.
"Do you have any idea what we're supposed to do here?" Windmillard asks.
"Somebody's gotta be running this place, and whoever it is must be close. Probably down where all the oil is." Albert responds.
"Then let's stop chatting and start searching."
After heading down many corridors and flights of stairs, the group finally happens upon a door, which is labeled "RESERVORE". Albert opens the door cautiously, and on the other side is…an empty room, with Rockwell inside. Suddenly, Rockwell takes off his fake mustache, revealing his true self: Rockefeller, renowned waster of fossil fuels!
"Hahaha! You've fallen into my funny joke!" Rockefeller cackles.
"Wasting fossil fuels is no joke, boy!" Albert shouts in anger, readying his bazooka. In doing this, Albert realizes that his bazooka is currently unloaded, but he hopes Rockefeller won't notice this.
"Heehoo, you're too hilarious."
"I'll give you to the count of gh'rree to admit that wasting fossil fuels is wrong!"
"Guhuhihij, just try it."
"One…two…" Albert watches Rockefeller remain completely still, making no effort to move or talk back to Albert. "GH'RREE!"
Albert hurls his bazooka at Rockefeller, who explodes, a large veil of bubbles persisting around him. When the bubbles clear, Rockefeller's corpse is nowhere to be seen, and in his place is…Sam Overbone?!
"Wtf guys I can't believe Sam Overbone is fucking dead." Windmillard says in shock. Albert rushes forwards and attempts to atone for his misdeed by resuscitating Sam, and surprisingly, this works, and Sam sits up as good as new, but freezes before getting up all the way, locking eyes with Albert.
"Did you say no homo?" Sam asks, and Albert quickly performs the interversal salute of retroactive no-homo-city. Satisfied, Sam stands up the rest of the way.
"Sam Overbone? Living once more? Oh, joyous day!" sighs Windmillard, relieved.
"But what of Rockefeller? Where'd that tricky rascal get off to?" Albert asks.
"I think I saw him running towards the emergency exit." Sam states, and Albert and his army run out of the room to try and catch the escaping Rockefeller. Sure enough, once they exit the factory, Rockefeller's distinct print on the ground leads all the way into the horizon, allowing for Albert's army and Sam to follow his tracks all the way to the far-off land of West Dakota.
"The track ends here." Sam declares, and everyone stops moving as they look for Rockefeller. Windmillard looks directly upwards and points, and the rest of the group follows his gaze, spotting Rockefeller atop a cliff.
"You won't get away this time, Rockefeller!" Albert yells.
"You heartless badyears killed Sam Overbone! You have no right to hunt me down when you are the real villains!" screeches Rockefeller.
"Dude I'm right here." Sam states.
"Hi right here, I'm Dad!" adds Dad.
"Dad knows it too." Sam stands still as Rockefeller throws a rock at him, which falls to the ground uselessly. Albert reaches for his bazooka, but realizes he no longer has it, so he uses Dumb Donald as a projectile instead. Dumb Donald grabs on to Rockefeller and falls off of the cliff with him, which isn't a high enough fall to kill either of them but does put Rockefeller in range of the rest of the army. Gibberon uses Sea of Love to trap Rockefeller in an invisible bubble of water, and Rockefeller smiles as he drowns and dissolves, locking away his secrets forever as he brings them to his grave, allowing for Albert to finally cross a name off of his list.