"Who do you think you are, bad hombre? I'M supposed to be the main villain here! I even have a time-based Stand ability!"
Just as Zicko is about to unleash a charged up attack on Wikk-In, a metallic hand suddenly grabs his dark ki energy out of the air, and Zicko glances behind him to see Sundombo chowing down on the energy like a burrito on Taco Tuesday, before imbuing said energy into his own body. Sundombo lets out an obviously evil laugh and punches Zicko into the ground as the dark energy flows through him, causing him to ascend into Nightfall, and causing Broken Memory to evolve into Bloodstained Sand, the ultimate form of the Stand's ability, which grants Nightfall complete and total control over time. Before Nightfall can begin to wreak havoc, though, Timesome Timekeeper appears before him, and points at him from the ground.
"Hold it right there, Nightfall." Timesome says.
"Oh? And who might you be?" Nightfall says in a singsongy, teasing tone.
"Timesome Timekeeper, keeper of time."
"Of course you are."
"Messing with time…it's bad. Don't do it."
"Look, we already had this conversation two times in the future, and both times, we agreed that it's fine in moderation. Not that I intend to do it in moderation, but you can't exactly stop me if I try."
"Yeah? Consider the following: I KNOW you won't use it in moderation in the future, and that's why I came here to stop you now."
"Ha! Weakling, I could kill you right now."
"Yeah, you could, and you will. But I really think that you should leave the timeline alone."
"Heard it before and I'll hear it again. Now DIE!" Nightfall kicks Timesome's clock face, shattering it and killing Timesome instantly. Nightfall guffaws, and fast-forwards time until it's Tuesday, because he knows that this is the designated time frame where Dominus and Wikk-In have their big fights. D2G realizes that it's Tuesday and quickly skips town to avoid having anything to do with the dreaded date, while Dominus's watch alarm goes off and he reaches up to his face, discarding the glasses and causing everyone to realize his true identity.
"HoH SHIrhyt it's the frucign guy!" Rat Satan exclaims in amazement. Dominus blasts Rat Satan right in the abs for not letting him introduce himself, and Rat Satan starts blowing on the wound as his body falls apart.
"Bro I'm gonna need an ice pack for this one…" Rat Satan says as one of his arms falls off. The Rat exits Infinity Satan's body and escapes back to rat world while Infinity Satan disintegrates the rest of the way. Dominus walks through the air towards Nightfall and Wikk-In, as Zicko also rises up from the ground. Due to Nightfall's time shenaniganry, it's already pretty late into Tuesday, and Dominus is very upset that these other buffoons are trying to pick a fight with his designated rival/punching bag. Dominus uses his bee to smack away Nightfall and Zicko as a barrier forms around him and Wikk-In to isolate their fighting space. Nightfall simply disappears into the future when this barrier is gone, but Zicko has no such method at his disposal, so instead he grabs the first letter of the name of his form and flips it, causing him to enter Sicko Mode. With this new form, he is able to shatter the barrier around Dominus and Wikk-In, worming his way into the private fight like an asshole.
"That's it! If you won't fight me normally, then we'll have to settle this some other way! Pick one of these!" Zicko holds up three slips of paper. One of them reads "Cook-Off", one reads "Super Pinata Tournament", and the last reads "3-Way Checkers".
"No way, three whole options?! Thanks a bunch! It gets boring doing the same fight every week!" Wikk-In exclaims, and Dominus gawks at him. "I pick all three!"
"What the hell?! You can't pick all thr-" Zicko is cut off mid-sentence as he, Wikk-In, and Dominus are transported to different ends of a giant triangular checkerboard. Each has several large checkers at their disposal, which they are intended to throw at the pinatas overheard, each of which is filled with ingredients to be used for a dish. Each participant takes their turn one at a time, and can choose to either throw a checker at a pinata, throw a checker at a participant, or steal an ingredient. If a participant is hit by a flying checker, they lose their next turn. Each SuperFanToys brand pinata is representative of a different character, which corresponds to the ingredients contained inside.
Once all three participants finish reading through these instructions, they press a button to signify that they are ready to begin, and a buzzer sounds as the pinatas begin moving around on the ceiling. Wikk-In goes first, breaking open a Krill-In pinata, which contains within it a large amount of krill, just as Wikk-In had hoped. Dominus scowls, as he had been planning on targeting that pinata, mostly just because he wanted to break open a likeness of Wikk-In. Zicko figures that if he targets a pinata reflective of a more powerful entity, he'll probably get better ingredients, so he throws his checker at the Overlord Pete pinata, receiving an abundance of chocolate coins. Dominus completes the turn cycle by targeting a pinata of GEODUCK, since he hates thinking about that disgrace, and, unsurprisingly, he is given geoducks as his ingredients.
"Round one and I'm already winning." Zicko snickers, despite this not really being apparent at all. Wikk-In ignores Zicko, and looks for any pinata representing GOD Fieri, since he really wants to get some spicy sauce for his krill. He locates a pinata of Ol' Muchacho, divided into three parts to represent its components. Wikk-In throws a checker at the pinata, but hits the wrong side, causing a single very large edible forehead to drop to the ground. Zicko realizes what Wikk-In's up to, and decides that he should try to sabotage his opponent's plan, so he throws his checker at the same pinata, this time hitting the segment that DOES contain the spicy sauce. Wikk-In throws up his arms in aggravation, but it's not his turn yet, so he can't do anything about this occurrence. Dominus notices that Zicko is clearly trying to play mind games with his foes, and he spots a pinata representing his dear brother Arnold. Though he's reluctant to enact harm even on a cartoonish representation of his brother, Dominus decides that it's better for him to do this than Zicko, and throws his checker at the Arnold pinata, receiving some of Arnold's signature protein powder as an ingredient.
As the third round begins, Wikk-In opts to attempt to steal the spicy sauce, so he hops down onto the checkerboard and runs towards it. Zicko sees Wikk-In running towards the spicy sauce and throws his checker at him to try and intercept him, but Wikk-In is too fast to be hit, and the checker bounces upwards off the board, hitting the last part of the Ol' Muchacho pinata and granting Zicko several hard candies to work with, in exchange for Wikk-In successfully being able to steal the sauce. Dominus looks over the pinatas, mostly just trying to find pinatas representing people he has a personal history with. Dominus scowls as he sets his eyes on the Perfect Domasu pinata, which he breaks open, obtaining a bland cookie in the shape of Perfect Domasu's head.
For the fourth round, Wikk-In looks for a pinata that will give him some salt, and spots several pinatas bearing Nikku's signature hat, though Wikk-In isn't sure which one is the one he's after. Thankfully, through sheer luck, Wikk-In manages to break the correct one, and gets some Flavorful Salt in the process. Zicko thinks of ways to potentially mess with his opponents more, and as such, he throws his checker at the pinata depicting Walt Disnerp, which drops a supply of imitation krill, while Dominus yells out in shock and despair. Angered, Dominus targets another pinata that he recognizes as belonging to one of his long-time enemies, VG [DESTRUCTION]. The pinata Dominus actually breaks represents [DELETED], but he can't really tell the difference, and the pink, eraser-shaped chocolate bar that he receives from the pinata seems satisfactorily VG-related in his eyes.
At the start of round five, Wikk-In decides to cement his current ingredients in a dish so that they can't be stolen, and gathers together his krill, sauce, and salt into a pile, spending his turn in the process. Zicko snickers, since he thinks Wikk-In is putting himself at a major disadvantage by only having three ingredients at round five, and throws a checker at the pinata representing Heres, receiving a box of fruity pebbles from inside. Dominus targets a pinata in the same shape as the stupid football-like heads of the D'omni Kings, and receives a couple of large gummy D'omni Kings in the process.
Wikk-In, with his krill dish having everything at the ready, goes for something else, this time targeting an Emerald NooN dlaremE pinata to receive the mirrored emerald noodles within. Zicko thinks for a bit on which pinata he should target next. He eyes the Sleazy pinata, but decides that he really doesn't want to know what's in there, so he goes for the Dominus pinata instead, throwing his checker towards it cleanly. Dominus notices that Zicko is targeting the pinata bearing his own likeness, and, refusing to let anyone other than himself receive said pinata's contents, Dominus throws his checker to intercept Zicko's. Dominus's checker bounces off of Zicko's, breaking open his own pinata and receiving a replica of the sloppiest joe that Arnold made for him a while back in the process. Zicko's checker flies into a Little Broomstick pinata, giving Zicko some pristine M a Ms from inside. As the round ends, a buzzer goes off, indicating the beginning of the third-to-last rotation of turns.
Wikk-In had been eying the Oiler pinata for some time, since he believes no dish can ever have too much oil. As such, he decides to kick off the first of these last three rounds by hitting that pinata, and receiving the oil from inside. Zicko notices that there are 12 perfectly spherical pinatas right in the center of the massive horde, and determines that those are likely to contain the best ingredients, but are also the hardest to get to by far. Zicko tries to throw a checker at one of them, but it gets blocked by the Johku pinata, which contains absolutely nothing inside. Said pinata was also way off to the side on its own, so Dominus and Wikk-In both laugh at Zicko for having such a horrendous aim, since he obviously wasn't aiming for that pinata. Dominus breaks open the Ward Lord pinata, which gives a large supply of Bojangles chicken and biscuits.
As the penultimate turn cycle begins, Wikk-In realizes that he almost forgot to get broth for his noodles, and looks around at the remaining pinatas until he finds the Emerald Noodler pinata. Wikk-In breaks open the pinata, and sure enough, it has broth inside, allowing for him to rest easily knowing that he's basically secured another entire dish worth of ingredients. Zicko tries to go for a trick shot off the floor to hit the center pinatas, but it bounces astray and breaks open the Ifronk pinata, which also doesn't contain anything. Dominus spots the spherical pinatas in the center and comes to the same conclusion as Zicko, and due to being much more skilled in general, Dominus has no trouble in breaking one of them open, receiving raw Mexican resolve in a bottle.
The buzzer warns that the final round is beginning, and Wikk-In thinks about what might be the best to top off his second dish. He figures that maybe some onion would be good, so he throws a checker at one of the several ogre-like pinatas. The checker happens to break open the Neck pinata, which provides an onion, albeit a very sweaty one. Zicko, sick of not getting anything worthwhile, hops over the edge and starts running towards the center of the board, intent on stealing the resolve in a bottle for himself. Dominus doesn't really care that Zicko is doing this, since he can easily get another ingredient from the center. Sure enough, Dominus breaks open one last spherical pinata, and is granted an entire box of chex mix as his final ingredient. The pinatas are raised into the ceiling, and the ingredients are given to their proper recipients, as a pedestal raises from the center of the board, containing toy replicas of the Culinary Realm's Judges. The rules for this part are simple: each participant can make as many or as few dishes as they want, as long as each one contains at least two of their given ingredients. In addition, every ingredient must be used, no exceptions.