Wikk-In has already fully prepared his krill platter with the sauce and salt, and still has some salt left over for his noodle soup, though he does also have to add the sweaty onion, which he does reluctantly. Once this is done, Wikk-In adds a hearty helping of oil to both of his dishes, tops off the soup with the forehead cracker, and sits back to watch the other two bozos fumble around trying to make something edible.
Zicko has managed to use the raw Mexican resolve to convert one of his two "nothings" into a one-time-use "anything", which he decides he should hang on to and use as the final ingredient in his dish. Zicko figures that since Wikk-In made a krill dish, he should use the imitation krill as a base for his own dish so that he can prove his superiority. Zicko sprinkles his remaining "nothing" all over the krill, and then strategically places hard candies and M a Ms amidst the seafood. He then melts down the chocolate coins into a chocolate sauce, which he uses to coat the top of the dish, before dumping fruity pebbles all over it. Finally, Zicko implements the "anything" into the dish, which takes the form of a large cherry on top.
Dominus has been looking over his bizarre assortment of ingredients, and has decided that he definitely won't just make one dish, since that would just be unreasonable. Dominus mixes together the sloppiest joe and the chicken and biscuits, before coating it with protein powder. Dominus incorporates the geoducks as well, using the biscuits as breading, before setting aside this modified sloppiest joe as a completed dish. He decides to make the rest into a dessert, and starts by melting down the chocolate bar and gummies, before crumbling up the cookie and chex mix and sprinkling them into the melted sugary mass. As Dominus finishes this second dish, all of the dishes are brought into the center for assessment at the hands of the toy Judges. The first dish to be analyzed is Wikk-In's krill.
"Mmm, yes, this is a classic combo, not very original but it doesn't need to be. A good dish is a good dish. Wikk-In clearly knew what he was doing when he made this, it wasn't just thrown together randomly, so he definitely gets points for using strategy. It's a bit unevenly salted, but other than that, not too many complaints to be had." The Judges move on to Zicko's only dish.
"Interesting. Choosing to make only one dish is a bold and usually unfavorable decision. The sharp contrast between the chocolate and the imitation krill...exists? I wouldn't call it a necessarily good thing, but it's there. This dish seems like it doesn't know how it wants to be eaten; most of it is chewable, but then there's the hard candies just thrown in there. Definitely not a creation of a talented chef so much as somebody who just wanted to make a dish. He did manage to get all the ingredients in one dish without just throwing them all on a plate together, though, so credit where credit is due, I guess. Also, it probably could've used a bit more nothing." The Judges jot down their notes on this dish, and move on to the sloppiest joe.
"I've never been a huge fan of clams, and geoducks are generally just unpleasant to look at, but I can respect that Dominus followed the rules and included them anyways, and he did so in a way that works with what he had available. The chicken aspect of it is on point, but of course that's not really the result of Dominus's usage of the ingredient so much as him just picking a good pinata to break, which still counts for something. Really liking the sloppiest joe, most dishes that use things like protein powder are focused more on Fitness, so it's a welcome change seeing something closer to a Hunger dish made from it." The Judges move on to the penultimate dish, Wikk-In's soup.
"A bit unevenly salted again, but that's understandable. Another relatively simple dish, but again one that works well, Wikk-In clearly actually planned out which ingredients he got, which gives him a great advantage. It does seem like he could have done a bit better for the last bit, though, because the sweaty onion does drag the dish down somewhat. I definitely appreciate the inclusion of oil in this dish, it's something a lot of chefs these days don't use nearly enough. The broth goes very well with the forehead cracker, which actually benefits from the sweaty flavor that the unsalted parts have, so there are definitely points to be given for creatively solving a problem." And with that, all that remains for the Judges to analyze is Dominus's dessert dish.
"Mm, yes, a dessert dish that actually uses snack foods is always a welcome dish to see. The components don't all necessarily complement each other, but they don't interact poorly, either, and some of them do work well together. The cookie crumbs are a little bit bland, but that's a given. I appreciate that the D'omni King gummies were melted down so that they wouldn't have to be seen while being eaten, since those guys are super annoying. Definitely a pleasant dish to finish off with."
The Judges descend back into the floor, as the results are announced one at a time. Coming in fifth place is Zicko, due to the complete lack of synergy in his dish, which grants Zicko the impressive feat of coming in fifth in a tournament with only three people. Dominus's dessert places fourth, and Wikk-In's soup places third, leaving both participants in suspense as to who will come out on top. A drumroll sound effect plays, and the second place dish is revealed to be Dominus's sloppiest joe.
"NOOO! I LOST!" Dominus complains, as Wikk-In lets out a sigh of relief. Dominus checks his watch, and realizes that Tuesday is about to end, so he packs up his stuff and leaves. Wikk-In follows Dominus despite Zicko's efforts to stop him, and Zicko is transported back to Costa Brava without the satisfaction of defeating the person he came here to fight.