In the basement of the abandoned theater, Meanwhile List has taken its place on Radica RR 234, choosing to use this area as a base of operations. Yes, this will do quite nicely, it thinks as it paces the empty space. The aesthetic is perfect for the one destined to be this world's playwright. But what of the performers? As of now, there are none. One cannot easily tell a grand story with no characters, so this poses a problem. Meanwhile List stands in the center of the room and stops pacing, before bringing out its Stand: Master of Puppets. The moment the Stand comes forth, a massive array of glistening strings appears throughout the room, all dangling from the ceiling. The strings of fate. The Puppetmaster spent his life researching these, all so he could create his magnum opus, the puppet that shall become the puppeteer. The puppet that now stands in this very space. Meanwhile List tentatively reaches towards one of the strings, and lightly tugs on it. As it holds the string, Meanwhile List sees a vision, showing the former officers of the Station arriving in the best. Meanwhile List watches the three police cruisers travel the streets for a few moments. Best to leave them alone for now, let them settle in on their own, Meanwhile List thinks. It will be more interesting that way. But what of the string over here? This one feels far more enticing. Meanwhile List reaches towards it and pulls on it.
Meanwhile, Copter Enthuzaster pilots the Cybr-Copter through the sky. Ever since he got the helicopter, he's barely landed it, spending as much time as possible traveling the world from his aircraft haven. As he's flying past Costa Brava, Enthuzaster notices his fuel gauge getting low, and when he checks his storage, he finds that he's all out of fuel, so he's going to need to get more. Enthuzaster brings his beloved helicopter down in a parking lot, and just as the sound of the blades quiets down and he starts stepping down to the ground, he hears something that catches his interest.
"What kind of idiot wears a propeller hat in public, anyways? You were practically asking to get robbed! This thing must be worth thousands!" Creighton the Alpha Cretin snickers, its main head laughing first followed by chittering laughter from the other heads a few moments later. Creighton is currently mugging a helpless fellow named Roger Layerdip, whose bottom half is a vacuum cleaner. Roger is currently on the ground, having trouble getting back up due to lacking bendable legs. Roger starts to scoot backwards, but another voice from behind him speaks up.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. I rigged this whole place with landmines! Take one more step and you'll be blown to nickels!" says -Weeper, Creighton's partner in crime. Creighton starts walking away with Roger's hat in hand, but just as he's about to exit the alleyway, Enthuzaster steps out in front of him and blasts him straight through the center head with one of his two signature shotguns that he found in the Cybr-Copter when he stole it: the Onyx Obliterator. Creighton falls backwards, the remaining heads splitting off of the main body and becoming individual Beta Creightons. The Creightons hop about, while Enthuzaster picks up the propeller hat that Creighton had stolen and starts to walk away.
"HEY! GET BACK HERE!" yells -Weeper, running forwards towards Enthuzaster. After only a couple steps, -Weeper hears a click beneath their feet, and gets a surprised expression before getting blown up. "AIIEESFLIEGH I'LL BE BACK FOR DINNER!" screeches -Weeper, as he sails through the air away from the alley. The Beta Creightons all scatter, leaving Roger alone as Enthuzaster walks off on his own, taking Roger's hat with him. Of course, Enthuzaster already has his own, far superior propeller hat, but as a fan of all things helicopter and helicopter-adjacent, he couldn't resist the opportunity to collect such an item. Roger watches Enthuzaster walk off, but makes no effort to pursue him, in part because he already has another hat on but also because his vacuum legs make it next to impossible to chase people down. Roger manages to pull himself up, and heads out in the direction Enthuzaster went, correctly assuming that there wouldn't be any landmines on that side of the alley. Once he's out of the alley, Roger starts banging on a shallow pan, causing the ground to rumble. A crack appears, and from it comes a massive ship, with equally massive spider legs that it's using to walk on land. Roger was allowed to take home the Bojangler kit under the condition that he couldn't drive it until it was paid off, so Roger gave the ship a custom paint job and spliced it with cells from his deceased half-brother, creating the incredibly imposing and somewhat unstable RMS B-Rogangler. Roger has no clue how to control the mighty vessel, but he climbs aboard anyways, and after enough button mashing, the ship plows through several buildings as it begins skittering out of Costa Brava and into the wilderness beyond the city limits.
Back in the plane of the hypothetical, a large assortment of hypothetical characters have gathered around the Oscar Meyer reactor core, which is now flashing and sounding an alarm. A man named Papa Anarch, who was going to be the leader of a bunch of anarchists before those anarchists realized that having a leader would make them no longer anarchists, steps away from the machine after a thorough analysis.
"My fellows, I have bad news. After transporting that skeleton to the real world, the reactor core is in critical condition. If it transports one more person, it will explode, and this entire plane will go down with it. We must accept to live the rest of our lives as hypo-" Papa Anarch starts to explain, but is cut off when his head is blasted off by an energy attack from Teint, a would-be Dominator who would have been the first person to discover the Neo Thigh Beam maneuver had Wikk-In not found it first.
"SCREW THAT! LET'S FIGHT FOR IT!" Teint shouts, raising a fist in the air. The other denizens of the plane erupt with cheers, and begin descending upon each other in a frenzy. Mighty Milo starts smashing peoples' heads together with his mighty strength, letting out a jolly laugh as he does so. Mr. Lips rushes over to a body to try and eat it, but is torn to shreds by another food-loving hypothetical being named Bigmunch Cruncho. Two Oscar Meyer mascot robots named Hot Dog Man and Bologna Man stand back to back, firing off their tasty weapons at everyone who comes towards them.
"Hey, if anyone deserves to get out of this place, it's us! That's OUR reactor core!" Hot Dog Man notes, and Bologna Man nods. "Come on, let's make a run for it!"
Hot Dog Man and Bologna Man charge through the crowd, flattening a number of creatures that never had proper conditions to allow for other creatures to evolve into them. Just as they're about to reach the reactor core, the robots are cut off by a loudmouthed individual named SJW Sally.
"HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! IN THE NAME OF SILLY JUMPIN' WEIRDOS ALL OVER NONEXISTENCE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN!" screeches Sally, before starting to hop all over the place, bouncing off of other people and building up more and more speed. Hot Dog Man and Bologna Man try to just walk forwards, but Sally blasts through both of them like a speeding bullet. The robots fall over and explode, leaving Sally's lower half horribly burned.
"NOOO! MY SILLY JUMPIN' WALKERS!" Sally wails as she beholds her disfigured legs. Sally is put out of her misery by Dixie Dog, who shoves a saxophone down her windpipe in an attempt to force her to join his band. Dixie feels a kick on the back of his head, and turns around to see Teint's buddy Yamchode. Yamchode unleashes a flurry of high speed attacks, but his strength is so pitiful that Dixie doesn't even flinch. Dixie shoves a flute into Yamchode's mouth, and Yamchode starts choking, drawing Teint's attention.
"Leave my buddy alone!" Teint yells, putting his hands in front of his crotch and thrusting his pelvis forwards to unleash a massive Neo Thigh Beam, disintegrating Dixie, Yamchode, and a large number of other characters. Teint puts a hand up to his mouth. "Erm…oopsies."
Mighty Milo wrestles an alligator, having an absolute blast now that he finally has an outlet for all of his pent up violent tendencies that his morals wouldn't let him let out through bullying. A tentacular figure named New Buddy looks around for people to kill, and sets his sights on a tiny man, charging up an energy ball to fire off at him. New Buddy unleashes the attack, and just before the man is vaporized, he whirls around, smacking the ball right back at New Buddy with an ordinary sized golf club.
"YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY, FOOL!" bellows Beta Bigger Smoke. New Buddy catches the energy ball and dissipates it safely, but Beta Bigger Smoke closes the distance between himself and New Buddy in record time due to his lightweight swiftness, before bludgeoning the tentacle into a pulp with his club. While Beta Bigger Smoke is distracted, Bigmunch Cruncho grabs him with a meaty hand and chomps down on him, crunching him with his powerful teeth. Bigmunch Cruncho is suddenly slammed into by a car and run over, and Teint smiles smugly from behind the wheel as he continues plowing through people in his Volkswikkin. Soon, the only other person left standing is Mighty Milo, and Teint revs up his engine, flooring it straight towards Milo. Milo looks Teint dead in the eyes with a wide friendly grin, cracking his neck and putting his arms out as though expecting a hug. When the Volkswikkin crashes into him, Milo starts sliding back, but his mighty power allows him to start holding the car back, before beginning to slowly crush it inwards. Teint watches in shock as Milo effortlessly folds the car in on itself, compressing it into a large ball of metal with Teint still inside. Milo throws the ball aside and raises his hands upwards, another jolly laugh echoing across the bloodied battleground. As Milo walks towards the reactor core, though, a laser shoots overhead, knocking his hat off. Milo turns around, and to his surprise, Teint is standing there, completely unharmed. In fact, upon further observation, a large number of the dead bodies lying about seem to belong to Teint.
"You FOOL! Don't you know that I'm a master of faking my own death?" Teint taunts, and Milo narrows his eyes, before shrugging. Milo picks his hat back up and continues marching towards the reactor core. "Wait, what are you doing?! Get back here, coward! You can't leave until you're the last man standing!"
"Watch me." Milo snorts, placing his hand against the reactor core. Teint puts his hands over his crotch again.
"NEO THIGH BEAM!" Teint shrieks, firing off his attack, but it's too late. Milo disappears from the plane, and the beam hits the reactor core. The reactor core begins glowing red and yellow, before exploding, annihilating the entire plane of the hypothetical in the process.