M'lizza comes across the local Walgreens, and realizes that the Walgreens elder god would be a great place to start its hunt for power. M'lizza crashes through the front door of the abandoned building, and recalls the procedure for summoning Chardolph, the elder god in question. M'lizza grabs a dead employee from the counter and uses a Walgreens disposable camera to snap several pictures of their ass. The bathroom door flings open, and Chardolph marches out.
"How many times do I have to TELL you, the cameras aren't for taking- uh oh" Chardolph suddenly realizes the grave nature of the situation at hand. Chardolph starts to book it back into the bathroom to escape, but M'lizza cuts off his path. Realizing he has no escape, Chardolph quickly sends out a warning message to all other elder gods that they are in danger, just as M'lizza gobbles him up and absorbs his power. In his dying breath, Chardolph puts Walgreens on universal lockdown, which would be effective at sealing M'lizza away if not for the fact that M'lizza is easily able to dig under the barriers surrounding the building.
Wiggles McGee rides up to kindergarten on his 1989 Subaru, ready to pick Tsukumojuku up now that he's finished serving his three month sentence. He parks the skateboard outside, and walks up to the door, where Tsukumojuku is curled up in fetal position just outside, quaking.
"Alright, you did your time, let's get out of here." Wiggles says, and Tsukumojuku nods, shakily standing up. Wiggles turns to head back to his vehicle, just as Akulbek blasts through the parking lot in his car, hot on the holographic Dinomundo's tail. Akulbek drives straight over Wiggles's Subaru, breaking it irreparably. Wiggles stares in shock, pointing speechlessly at the car as it speeds away.
"What the hell! We can't let them get away!" Wiggles says, looking to Tsukumojuku for help. "What are we gonna do? How can we catch up to them without a vehicle?"
"Uh, stupid as always, Wiggles. Use your brain." Tsukumojuku says, tapping his temple. Tsukumojuku walks over to a large destruction vehicle known as the Killdozer, and climbs up to the cab, before throwing its current occupant, Hex Bug Thano, to the ground. Tsukumojuku gestures for Wiggles to quickly come over, and Wiggles barely manages to cling to the side of the Killdozer as Tsukumojuku starts it up, speeding after Akulbek in hot pursuit. Hex Bug Thano, who had been sleeping in the Killdozer, wakes up after being thrown to the ground, and tries to chase after the thieves, but his tiny little legs don't let him move nearly fast enough to keep pace with the Killdozer. Thinking quickly, Hex Bug Thano jacks into the nearest car in the lot, and starts driving after the Killdozer.
"Woohoo! I haven't had this much of a rush since I changed the sign of that giant city and everyone believed it!" Tsukumojuku cackles as he continues pursuing the time police's car.
"MISTER MAYOR, I DEMAND AN AUDIENCE!" Word Woo barges into the office of the mayor of the best, Mayor Best.
"Denied, but you're already in here, so go ahead, I guess." the mayor responds.
"I've been doing some investigating on the name of this city, since it's not even capitalized correctly, and it turns out, the sign doesn't actually say 'the best'!"
"Yeah, right. This place has been the best forever, it's called that because it's the best!" Best responds, glaring at Word Woo.
"Oh yeah? Why don't we take a look together." Word Woo gestures for the mayor to follow him, and Best accepts his challenge, following Word Woo to the city limit where the sign reads 'Welcome to the best !'
"Just as I thought. What a waste of my time." Mayor Best scoffs, but Word Woo shakes his head.
"Watch." Word Woo uses Word Crimes to clear off the paint concealing some of the letters on the sign, revealing the actual text: 'Welcome to Dethe Bestn!'
"WHAT?!" Mayor Best exclaims. "THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!"
"Grammar never lies." Word Woo says smugly, crossing his arms and walking away as Mayor Best drops to his knees and sobs in defeat.
Since she began her hunt for the wielder of the Brown Note, Camryn Sanfrancisco has managed to deduce that the dreadful Artifact is located within the Costa Brava area. After extensively searching the entire city, expertly dodging detection by Friezatron and lowlife crooks, Camryn has yet to encounter the Brown Note, leaving only one place left that it could be: the Shamazon Painforest.
Camryn approaches the forest, and is stopped by Benny and Alan.
"Sorry, miss, restricted area. No entry unless you have official business." Benny says, and Camryn looks over the two of them. She sees Alan's hand clenching his weapon tightly, and, judging by his antsy mannerisms, she figures that she'd better not make any sudden moves.
"Alright, I was just looking around, sorry. Go about your business." Camryn tips her hat and walks away, and Alan waits until she's all the way out of sight before letting out a sigh of relief.
"See, Alan? It's not so hard to do this job without getting violent." Benny laughs.
"Excuse me, sirs." a voice says from behind the two guards, and Alan whirls around, firing his Alanblasta straight towards the source of the voice. The shot goes straight through the existing hole in Repentimus's head, leaving him unharmed.
"Hey, watch it! You coulda hurt me, jackass!" Harrdy sneers. "We're going out on an expedition, protector's orders."
Alan lowers his weapon, but doesn't apologize as the duo walks by. Repentimus, without breaking his stride whatsoever, uses his Stand, The Chain, to whip Alan in the ass while he walks past, before retracting it back out of sight.