Chapter 18: Revenge On This Kobold Hero!

Part 1

The monsters in the first floor didn't even bother to come out and face our party, sensing the high level of Mitsurugi and the magic power of Yunyun and Megumin.

"It's good when weaklings know their place!"

Aqua said, strutting confidently in front of the party.

"Oi, Aqua, you're our healer. Go back to your position."

"Hah? There's nothing for me to worry about since there's only weaklings here!"

That was when several glowing eyes appeared in the shadows.

"Gyaa?! Why are they chasing only me?!"

A bunch of undead creatures like skeletons came out, attracted by Aqua's holy aura.

"Aqua-sama! Please stand behind me! I'll protect you!"

Mitsurugi leapt out to protect Aqua.

"...Mitsurugi, you're our ace. Don't exhaust yourself fighting these weaklings just because our healer here can't follow simple instructions."

"But… I can't just leave her alone!"

"Don't worry, this one has maxed out stats. Just let her run around a little and clear all the undead away from us."

Chris gave a weak smile at my words.

"Kazuma-kun… You're actually a cruel person, aren't you?"

"I'm only cruel to those who don't listen to orders!"

"Still… Abandoning a comrade to a horde of undead is just…"

Darkness smiled widely at me.

"Isn't he perfect?!"

"Coming from her friend, it's not a good idea if Darkness thinks so highly of you."

Chris knew Darkness's personality well.

Meanwhile, Mitsurugi still didn't know anything about Darkness and did things like offering his hand when there was uneven ground to walk over.

"Please let me help you, Darkness-san."

"Ah, thank you very much. You're quite a gentleman, Mitsurugi-kun."

Mitsurugi smiled, thinking that she meant her compliment.

However, I could tell from Darkness's face that she wasn't impressed by Mitsurugi's polite manners.

A normal girl would be ecstatic that a handsome guy was acting so kindly towards them.

But this degenerate would prefer it if a rude man made her go face first on the ground and act as a human bridge to walk on.

"A genius Crimson Demon like me doesn't need help."

Mitsurugi did the same for Megumin, but Megumin was already skipping past the uneven portion.

Chris uneasily chuckled when it was her turn.

"Um, I have a high agility stat, so I should be fine."

Lastly, there was me. We both stared at each other.

"What, not gonna offer to help me?"

"...You're a man. Deal with it yourself."

"Oi, I'm the only one here who actually needs help! I have the lowest stats!"

"Ugh, fine, fine! Take my hand!"

In the end, Mitsurugi could only display his gentlemanly skills to a guy like me.

We went through the formerly Giant Toad area. Ever since Megumin's explosion, the Giant Toads were slow to return. There were some big tadpoles hopping around, but there haven't been any Giant Toads that remained.

Thankfully, the debris and destruction had already been cleaned up by the dungeon.

Chris looked around and sighed,

"We've repopulated the first floor with basic monsters, but we don't really have a replacement for proper floor bosses that can replace the Giant Toads."

"I don't suppose the Kobold Hero is a good replacement."

"Do you want the new adventurers to die, Kazuma-kun?"

Darkness eyed one of the tadpoles hopping around, as if she was a talent manager scouting for promising prospects. She said,

"What would it take to have those tadpoles grow quickly into their final form?"

"Nothing, really. Tadpoles don't really have a means to defeat other monsters. The only thing we can do is make sure that they get proper nutrition… But it will take a while for them to grow into Giant Toads."

I remembered when I went on an expedition on the second floor with Chris and Darkness, we encountered some Green Onion monsters that surprisingly gave a lot of EXP. We also used them as feed to repopulate the first floor monsters. Wouldn't it make sense to do that again?

When I told Chris about them, she said,

"Oh, that's actually a great idea! They're quite a rare sight, but if we find some of them, we can cultivate the Green Onions in the Giant Toad area. That will ensure that the tadpoles grow quickly!"

Megumin rubbed her chin and said,

"Won't that make the Giant Toads become super powerful again?"

"We can remove the Green Onions once the tadpoles mature into Giant Toads, and start reintroducing the Giant Insects that are the staple food of the Giant Toads."

It was a delicate balance, this monster ecosystem. If we reintroduced the Giant Insects too quickly, then the maturing Giant Toads would get wiped out again.

There was also the matter of gathering the Giant Insects as well, since they were all wiped out from the first floor, after the roof collapsed on them. Chris explained that there were some eggs on the second floor, but those were protected by a huge swarm of Giant Insects.

"...Well, we should focus on the Kobolds right now."

I said, before we got too wrapped up in talks about the Giant Toads.

While we were talking, Aqua finally made it back to us before we went up to the second floor.

"Hah… Hah… I can't believe you all… Just left me there!"

"I-I'm sorry, Aqua-sama! It was Satou who told us you'd be fine on your own!"

"You don't need to tell me! I know that jerk Kazuma is the one to blame for everything!"

I ignored Aqua's screaming as we went up the stairs to the second floor.

Part 2

We advanced through the second floor just as easily as the first, however, when we encountered some ghouls, I made the group stop.

That was because I wanted to harvest more of their claws.

"Are these the same materials as those caltrops you gave me?"

Megumin asked, as she looked over my shoulder.

"Yeah, I'll make some more caltrops, this time for Chris."

"Oh, those will be really useful!"

Chris said, as she accepted the newly crafted caltrops I gave for her.

"To think you have the [Smithing] skill too… You sure have a lot of useful skills, Satou."

I shrugged at Mitsurugi.

"What can I say… I sure am special…"

"You have a bad habit of taking simple compliments and blowing it out of proportion."

Aqua sneered at me.

"Yeah, he really does!"

Aqua of all people had no right to say that to me.

We kept moving forward once I made the caltrops, until we ended up near the living area of the Kobolds.

"...! Watch out, there's a huge trap ahead!"

Chris said, holding her arm out in front of Darkness.

"Even more reason for me to step forward."

"Didn't you hear me?!"

Chris wrapped her arms around Darkness, who insisted on walking to where the trap was.

I found a pebble on the ground and threw it on the area Chris said the trap was. The dungeon tile the pebble went on took on a red glow, before spikes emerged from it. The spikes were coated with a purple substance.

"...Those Kobolds really advanced their trap making skills."

I said, thinking about how they only had a simple alarm system before.

"Kobold Heroes also raise the abilities of their subordinates. Those Kobolds have leveled in lots of ways."

Chris said, as we advanced cautiously forward, relying on Chris's [Trap Detection]. I also had the skill, but she put more points into hers. I made sure to keep an eye out in case she missed something, though.

Moving past the traps, we eventually reached the Kobold living area. My [Enemy Detection] alerted me about several Kobolds who were watching us. Soon, the scouts rang the alarm.

We equipped our weapons as dozens of trap doors opened before us. There were new trap doors in addition to the old ones. The number of Kobolds increased from the last time, meaning that the Kobold Hero must have gathered forces from all the Kobolds living on this floor. The Kobold community we saw must have been one of many.

"T-There's a lot of them…"

Aqua said worriedly, backing away from us.

"Oi, don't break the formation! Start casting those buffs on us!"

"Got it!"

She was surprisingly useful if she was listening to orders.

The Kobold Hero stepped forward from among the crowd of Kobolds. He sneered at us, his eyes stopping on me in surprise.

"Wan… Wan… Wan…?'"

I looked to Yunyun to interpret for us.

"He said: 'How are you alive, you tyrant?'"

They were calling me a tyrant, huh?

"Tell him that he's gonna need to try harder than that if he wants to get rid of me!"

"Wan… Wan… Wahahahahahan!"

"Um… He started laughing and said that he'll just chop you again into more pieces this time to make sure Kazuma-san doesn't come back…"

That actually intimidated me a little.

Megumin noticed and said,

"Kazuma, are you shaking right now?"

"...He must have some kind of [Intimidation] skill, or something."

"I don't feel intimidated, though."

"It only works against those with a high intelligence stat."

"I have a higher intelligence than you, so how does that make sense?"

Megumin wasn't falling for it at all.

Mitsurugi pointed his sword at the Kobold Hero.

"So this is the monster that harmed Satou… Don't worry, I'll take revenge for you!"

Did it hurt my pride that I was relying on a stronger guy to fight for me? A little bit.

But getting decapitated hurt me a lot more, so I was willing to put up with this.

Mitsurugi and his group charged to attack the Kobold Hero, while Megumin, Yunyun and I split off to prevent the other Kobolds from interfering.

"[Bottomless Swamp]!"

Yunyun used an advanced spell to make the ground into a swampy terrain, which the Kobolds got stuck in.

I thought that she could finish them up once they got stuck, but…

Multiple Kobolds lifted a wooden symbol into the air.

I used [Lore Reading] on the symbol to see what it was.

Symbol of Regina

This symbol is associated with the minor-goddess Regina, who presides over the aspects of puppetry and revenge.

"[Wan]!"

The wooden symbols started glowing purple. The light spread through the area, and soon, Yunyun's [Bottomless Swamp] disappeared, the affected terrain returning to normal.

"Ahhh… What happened?! Those Kobolds said [Break Spell]! Isn't that a Priest skill?!"

"...It seems that the Kobolds were also able to gain classes when they leveled up."

Megumin said, looking impressed by the Kobolds.

This was gonna be harder than I thought. Not only that, since the halls were pretty narrow, there wasn't much space to fight.

"Kazuma, watch out!"

Darkness stood in front of us and blocked a slash from the Kobold Hero. I thought that the Kobold Hero would be occupied with the others, but it looked like it was willing to come attack me at the smallest chance it got.

With the kobolds in front of us and the Kobold Hero behind us, we were essentially sandwiched. Perhaps they were planning to do this from the start.

"Kazuma, the Kobolds are gonna shoot arrows at us!"

Megumin said, alerting me to a Kobold archer unit preparing to unleash arrows at us.

"Yunyun!"

"G-Got it! [Wind Wall]!"

Yunyun summoned a strong gust of wind that blew away the arrows.

However, once the effect was dispelled again by the Kobold Priests, the frontliners charged forward with spears.

"Here's my time to shine! Caltrops go!"

Megumin did an unnecessary pose, before throwing the caltrops at the advancing frontliners.

"[Snipe]!"

I used [Snipe] consecutively to kill the frontliners that Megumin paralyzed, but those were quickly replaced by more forces.

"T-There's too many of them!"

Not only that, but I only had 18 mana left. Good thing I thought about that…

"[Drain Touch]!"

I placed my hand on the wall and absorbed mana from the dungeon.

I didn't forget what Aqua said. This dungeon was essentially powered by Manatite cores, like the one that fell from the roof of the Giant Toad area. That meant that I could absorb mana from the walls with [Drain Touch].

That's right. As long as I was in the dungeon, that meant I practically had unlimited mana.

"Yunyun, I want you to use [Bottomless Swamp] again…"

"Eh? But those Priests will just erase the spell…"

"Trust me, just use it."

She nodded and pointed at the Kobolds.

"[Bottomless Swamp]!"

Just like we expected, the Priests started casting [Break Spell] again.

But before they could cast the spell…

"[Create Earth]! [Wind Breath]!"

"W-Wa… Wann! Wann!"

Their focus was broken as they coughed and sneezed with the dirt I blew towards them.

That meant that Yunyun's [Bottomless Swamp] remained.

"[Snipe]!"

I took out as much of the Priests as I could, replenishing my mana with [Drain Touch].

With the Priests gone, Yunyun could focus on the incantation of a big spell to take out all the remaining Kobolds that were trapped.

"[Light of Saber]!"

The Kobolds couldn't dodge in time, all of them cut down by the beam of pure light emanating from Yunyun's fingertips.

"Waaaan!"

The Kobold Hero let out a cry of rage when it saw its fallen comrades.

In the brief moment it was distracted, Chris threw a rope at him.

"[Bind]!"

"Wannn!"

Then, it was my turn.

"[Steal]!"

I doubted that my low-leveled [Steal] would have worked on the Kobold Hero if it wasn't tied up by Chris's [Bind]. The sword appeared in my hands.

I used [Lore Reading] on it.

Magic Sword - Rare

A magic sword found on the second floor of the dungeon.

I breathed a sigh of relief. If this sword was a cheat item that belonged to an app user, I wasn't sure if I was ready for what that implied.

"Waaaan!"

The Kobold Hero stood up and tried to break free from the [Bind], but the rope wouldn't budge. Then, it glanced around, before trying to run away.

"Not so fast!"

Mitsurugi chased after the Kobold Hero and slashed him from behind with Gram. The Kobold Hero let out a cry of defeat, before it eventually fell on one knee, bleeding from behind.

I thought that it was done for, but it howled once more and leapt towards me in a desperation attack.

"...!"

Before it could reach me, Megumin stepped forward.

"Here comes… An explosive swing!"

She swung her staff like a baseball bat and whacked the Kobold Hero directly on the side of its skull.

With Megumin's powerful hit, the Kobold Hero finally fell.

Megumin started hopping around.

"Ohhh! I got the last hit! Look at all that juicy EXP!"

To think she'd be the one to get the kill. I couldn't really complain, though, since she saved my life.

Part 3

The dungeon started to consume the Kobold Hero, so we left before watching what was once a living creature dissolve before our very eyes.

The Kobold Hero tried to kill me, but I was the one who antagonized it. If anything, I respected the bravery of that young Kobold, who always opposed me, even until the very end.

I was holding the sword. When we reached the entrance, Aqua said,

"So, we're gonna sell that sword and divide the money seven ways, right?"

Even though I was hoping no one would bring it up.

"Oh, right. I guess we should do that."

"...You were planning on keeping it to yourself, weren't you?"

"No, no. We all contributed to this effort. I'll sell the item in my inventory and give you guys your share…"

"Oh, no, you don't! I know that Kazuma is really cunning! Let's give it to someone we can all trust to divide the money evenly!"

Eventually, after casting votes, the one who was tasked to split the money was Mitsurugi.

By the way, I received zero votes.

"Let's see… Ah, it sells for 50,000 Yen."

"So, that's around 7,000 Yen each, right?"

It wasn't much of a profit, considering the hassle. Money was money, though, and I accepted my share without complaining.

As for the EXP, I received a total of 110 EXP from slaying those empowered Kobolds, with [Solo Leveling] factored in. I still had a ways to go before leveling up, but that gave me a big boost all at once.

"It was a pleasure to meet you all. I will be taking my leave now… Ah, unless Aqua-sama would like to have some tea with me…?"

Mitsurugi said, unashamedly shooting his shot at Aqua.

"Ah, sorry. I have a show I wanna watch tonight."

"O-Oh. Alright…"

I felt a bit bad for the guy, but I also felt relieved that Aqua wasn't going on a date with him.

I turned to Darkness and Chris as Mitsurugi left the dungeon.

"Thanks for showing up on such short notice. I know that you two take a different entrance than the rest of us."

Chris smiled and gave me a wink.

"No problem! Don't hesitate to call me. I'm closer than you think!"

Darkness also smiled at me. She put her armor away, showing herself in the dress from before. I had to admit, she looked really good in that…

"Same here. You seem to get yourself in trouble a lot, Kazuma, so call me whenever you need help."

Even though she was the most troublesome one here.

Megumin narrowed her eyes on me.

"Hold on, Kazuma. I'm not gonna let you wrap this up all neat and tidy. We helped you, so what do we get in return?"

I leaned towards her and lowered my voice in a whisper.

"Oi… Is little Megumin here forgetting that you're also in on the Kobold Slavery program?! You sure enjoyed the money that came from selling those spears, didn't you? We're in the same boat here, so don't get carried away!"

"...Yunyun, let's take our leave now."

"O-Oh… I'll see you later, everyone!"

Megumin made the smart decision and backed away.

Chris also made her leave, which meant that I was alone with Darkness.

"...Hey, Kazuma… Do you remember that you owe me that favor?"

I should have left when I had the chance.

"Eh? What favor?"

"Don't play dumb! I returned Chris's panty for you, remember?!"

"...Did something like that happen?"

"I told you not to play dumb!"

I sighed and leaned against the dungeon wall.

"So? What do you want me to do? Do you have another outrageous request on your app?"

She meekly nodded and showed me her phone screen.

Have Satou Kazuma grope you! Quest Rewards: +2 Bravery, +2 Willpower

"...This is way worse than last time!"

"It's not my fault! You said it yourself last time, right?! We're just victims of the app!"

I only said that to convince her to return Chris's panty for me.

"Besides, I didn't forget that you stole my panty when we fought Beldia! I bet you still have those red ones, right?!"

Another thing I hoped she'd forget.

"I bet you still have it! I bet that every night, you take my panty out of our drawer and…"

"Fine, fine! I get it! Let's get this over with!"

I had Darkness turn and face the wall, so I wouldn't have to look at her face.

"Kazuma… Somehow, this position is…"

"It's better than having to face each other, right?"

"I suppose it's less embarrassing… But having me face the wall while you're behind me is… Erotic!"

"Are you intent on making this more awkward for the both of us or what?!"

There was no way we could go through this and go back to normal like nothing happened.

Just like when I started fooling around with Aqua, I bet a strong tension will form between me and Darkness.

She didn't seem to mind that, though. In fact, she was obviously looking forward to it.

Personality aside, Darkness was undeniably attractive. If she kept her mouth shut, there was no telling what I'd do to her if I had the chance.

Well… At this moment…

She was silent, her shapely butt pointed towards me.

The app didn't specify where I had to grope her. That meant that I didn't have to do anything crazy like touch her chest.

That was why my hands went down to her butt.

"...Eeep!"

She let out a surprisingly girly squeal when I made contact.

"I-I didn't think you'd actually do it, Kazuma…"

"Well, if you asked me this a few weeks ago, I don't think I could do this."

"What happened during that time that you can comfortably grab a girl's ass now?!"

Fooling around with Aqua helped with that.

Thanks to her, I was much more used to a girl's body. I gently squeezed and rubbed Darkness's ass. She had more 'volume' to her than Aqua, but it was still the same movements.

"...Is the quest complete now?"

"Eh? Wah…?"

She was so distracted that she forgot why we were doing this.

That was kinda cute.

I coughed into my hand and looked away.

"The whole reason why we're doing this incredibly perverted thing. Remember?"

"O-Oh, right! Let's see… Ah, yeah, I got the quest rewards."

"Good for you."

"...Don't act as if you didn't get anything out of that, Kazuma! You're making it seem like I'm the only one who got enjoyment out of it!"

So she admitted that she enjoyed it. Well, I could tell that much without her saying so.

"Look, let's just be on our way before things get more awkward."

"S-Sure…"

We waved at each other as Darkness headed to her entrance.

Your bond with Darkness has increased!

Darkness (Masochist Crusader), Bond Rank: 5

At Rank 5, your relationship with Darkness has taken an awkward, but strangely exhilarating turn! She really enjoyed your time together… And is eagerly awaiting more. Even without being treated roughly as a masochist, she still enjoyed your intimate touch. This is the start of a bittersweet crush!

You have hit a crossroads in your relationship with Darkness. Be careful how you proceed!

Bond Reward: [Medium Armor] Rank-Up!

[Medium Armor], Skill Rank: 2

You are proficient in wearing Medium Armor. You no longer suffer the stealth penalty when wearing Medium Armor. Damage reduction increases by +1.

While I was at it, I thanked Appuri-chan for her help while I was dead.

"Fufu! I'm very helpful, aren't I? That's why I'm mama's daughter~!"

"And like her, you're only useful sometimes."

"What does that mean?!"

Part 4

I went home, expecting Aqua to be in the living room, watching the show she talked about. Instead, I saw Kazuto in the living room, playing a game on our Switch.

"...Where's Aqua?"

"She went upstairs as soon as she got home."

The whole reason why she didn't go with Mitsurugi was because she wanted to catch a show, or at least, that was her excuse.

I went upstairs to my room, not having an appetite for dinner.

When I entered my room, I didn't expect to see Aqua there.

"...? What are you doing just waiting here?"

She looked me in the eyes.

"Do you know how scared I was when you died?"

"Ah…"

I didn't think she'd particularly care, but I suppose that was pretty messed up to see.

"Yeah, sorry. That was pretty gross, huh…?"

"...You don't get it?"

She stood up and walked over, then placed both hands on the door, pinning me back.

"You keep calling me an idiot, Kazuma, but maybe you're the stupid one."

I looked into her eyes again. I saw hurt and tears starting to come out. It hit me then, how close I really grew to Aqua.

Living together, eating meals together, playing games, playing chess, laughing at each other, laughing with each other.

The insults that were more like jokes, the addicting banter. The nights we'd spend making out and fooling around. The kisses that felt unusually passionate than the ones before, bringing about an awkward period of silence afterwards.

At some point, what we had became real without me even noticing it.

"...Um, there's a bond rank-up, but… Maybe I shouldn't interrupt?"

"Appuri-chan, mama and papa are having a special moment. Go to sleep for a while, please…"

"Oh! If you're making a baby, does that make me the big sister…?!"

"Appuri-chan. Sleep mode."

"Yes, mama."

Aqua leaned in to kiss me. I met her lips, feeling the intensity of the moment.

We separated and she rested her forehead against mine, keeping eye-contact.

"...Wanna do it?"

"Yeah."

I followed her to my bed, where she sat down. Leaning down, we kissed again and I found her hands going to my shirt. I helped her pull it off. Her top went next and soon I was fiddling with her bra.

Clothes flew around the room. I had seen her topless, but this my first time watching her pull her panties off.

"You sure are staring a lot…"

"Who wouldn't?"

She smirked at me.

"You can never insult me again after making a face like that just from seeing me naked…"

"Having a hot body doesn't make you immune from criticism you rightfully deserve!"

Somehow, we ended up arguing again.

We kissed again to get back into the mood. Soon, I was taking my pants off and we were both naked.

It only hit me then that I was about to lose my virginity.

"Getting cold feet, Kazuma?"

"...You always gotta get some kinda word in, don't you?"

I gave her a blank look, as I took my member and nervously brought it closer between her legs.

You always think about how good sex feels… But when the moment comes when you actually get to do it… This was more nerve wracking than I thought!

"Oi… Do you not know how to do this? Do you need me to give you The Talk before you put it in? As expected of Kazuma, you're always bragging but when it comes to doing it, you… Ah."

I cut off Aqua mid-speech as I grabbed her waist and forcefully shoved myself in.

"..." x 2.

We stared at each other for a while.

Then, I started moving.

"Oi, don't just start thrusting it in without saying anything! Why did you just ram it in?! It hurts!"

"...Just heal yourself."

"I can't believe you just told me that! [Heal]!"

She healed herself anyway.

"...What do you expect from me? This is my first time."

"As expected of a virgin HikiNEET…"

"...! You can't say that when you're bleeding this much!"

"Hah?! I was a virgin by choice, not circumstance! I could have lost it to anyone I wanted, you know?!"

"...W-Well, thanks for saving it for me."

"...You're welcome… I guess…"

Our argument slowed to a standstill again.

I looked at the blood covering the place where we were connected.

"Sorry about that…"

"It's fine. You can move now."

I nodded and started thrusting in her. It felt so good. She was so tight and her body was so arousing to look at and touch.

I held her waist as I moved inside her. It took a while, but she started getting into it, too, moaning as I grinded against her folds. My hands went up to her breasts, gently fondling them as I kept moving, thrusting in her tight insides.

"Kazuma… You're not bad for a virgin HikiNEET… Mnn…!"

She raised her knees, corralling me in, her hands going around my neck.

"I'm neither of those things now…! And you feel good for a useless goddess!"

"Hey, I'm only one of those things!"

"Useless?"

"Shut up and just fuck me already…!"

Hearing those aggressive and crude words only spurred me on. I already felt like I was about to cum at any moment, so I didn't even think about lasting long. I just kept pounding inside her, focusing on how warm, slick and wet her insides were, how tight she felt, how maddeningly good her folds felt, brushing against my thrusting shaft.

"Aqua… Hnnnngh!"

I moaned as barely pulled out in time and sent ropes of cum all over her body, the farthest hitting her breasts.

I, Satou Kazuma, at age 16, graduated from my virginity.

Part 5

I woke up the next morning, feeling completely refreshed.

"...What a beautiful morning."

I said, while looking fondly out the window.

Appuri-chan was in sleep mode the whole time. When she activated again, she said,

"Papa! Congrats on making a baby with mama!"

"Oi, don't call me that! And don't even joke around with stuff like that! I pulled out in time!"

"...That's what they all think, then 9 months later…"

Perhaps I should buy Aqua one of those pills.

"Anyway, there's some status updates for you, papa!"

"Call me that again and I'll factory reset you."

"...Kazuma-san, your 'Charisma' has increased by +10 points."

I didn't expect to get such a large stat boost.

"...Eh? Did I get that from doing your mama?"

"Kazuma-san, you worded it that way on purpose, right…? And yes! That's what happened!"

I suppose it works like how I got stat increases only at the end of the month for performing well in school… I got a big stat increase once I successfully bedded Aqua.

"You know, this app is supposed to just reflect my growth, right? Then how come the stat increases are so inconveniently late!"

"You have it wrong. Just because the app doesn't recognize it right away, it doesn't mean the stat hasn't grown. There are certain things that can only be quantified after a significant milestone has been achieved!"

"...Well, I don't need an app to tell me that my charisma must be pretty high if I managed to do your mama…"

"...You keep saying that. It's on purpose, right?"

"Oh, right. There was also my bond rank-up with Aqua."

Your bond with Aqua has deepened!

Aqua (Water Goddess) Bond Rank: 7

At the max rank, you have become Aqua's lover! Despite all the arguments, despite all the teasing and insults, you two have developed an unbreakable bond. You two might never admit it, but you truly care for one another. She sees you as her best friend and her lover, one who will save her no matter what. She will never leave you alone, and will even risk her life to save you.

Bond Reward: You learn the skill [Heal]!

[Heal] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (15 mp cost)

You can heal yourself and others, restoring HP lost.

Damage healed: 10 HP + Faith modifier (44) = 14

So that was what the 'Faith' stat was for…

Maybe I should have cared more when my 'Faith' got decreased before…

More importantly… The description on the maxed out bond with Aqua…

She really loves me that much?!

Before I could process that, the door opened, and Aqua came in, phone in hand. She had an incredibly smug look on her face…

"Awww… Kazuma… Don't you love me too much? What's with this description on your bond rank-up, huh…? 'He may not act like it, but he loves you both as a friend and as a lover'... Wow, you're so romantic, Kazuma-san!"

I blushed and showed her my phone.

"Yours says the same thing! Wow, Aqua, maybe we should just get married at this point, huh?! Considering how much you love me! My death must have really shaken you up, huh! You must have wanted to cry so bad, but Yunyun was there!"

"So what?! It was really scary, OK?! Instead, let's talk about how you're such a tsundere for me! You keep calling me an idiot and useless goddess and all that, but you really care for me, huh?! Just come out and say it! Say you love me! Say it!"

She poked me with her phone over and over again.

"No… Say it ain't so…?!"

Kazuto, who overheard everything as he stood by the doorway, ran away in tears.

"Hm? What's his problem?"

Aqua said, having no clue how Kazuto felt for her all this time.

I followed Kazuto, who I found in the living room, hunched over on the couch.

"...I'm sorry about cucking you."

"Is this your way of comforting me?! You're awful!"

He looked up from his knees and said,

"Well, I should have seen this coming. Please treat her well, nii-san."

"Yeah, don't worry. I will."

"To think that my lessons actually helped…"

"Your lessons didn't help at all."

"But you managed to win nee-chan's heart!"

"No thanks to you!"

"My lessons do work! How about this, I'll teach you my best technique!"

"...And what would that be?"

"I'll teach you how to handle having multiple girls, nii-san, in case nee-chan isn't enough for you."

People like to call me a scumbag, but the real scumbag here is my brother.

Still, I curiously listened to his lesson.

"...I'm listening, Kazuto."

"It's simple. Your first girlfriend will just have to be open-minded. That way, she will be the 'leader' of the harem you're trying to build. Since she's the one who is determining the rules, the others coming along later will have no choice but to follow along, or else they won't be able to join the harem."

"...You're despicable."

He had such an innocent face, but such darkness was within his heart.

"Fufu… Well, this tactic has worked out for me so far!"

"You'll meet a 'Bad End' soon enough."

"I'm fine with dying young as long as I get to enjoy my life to the fullest!"

I was wrong to feel sorry for this bastard.

Your family bond has deepened!

Satou (Family) Bond Rank: 5

At rank 5, your family trusts that you will continue to be a good student and productive member of society. Your brother respects you for managing to hook-up with the girl of his dreams, who his playboy self couldn't manage to seduce. If you mention wanting a non-blood related step sister again, your parents will beat you and leave you with major injuries.

Bond Reward: Kazuto cheating lessons (allowed to have two girlfriends at the same time)

…What an insane bond reward.

Still, with the way things unfolded with Aqua, as well as how things were going with Rin.

Not to mention how I actually got to grope Darkness before.

I might actually need this bond reward.

Part 6

"Aw, what a cheater!"

"Hieeee?!"

"Senpai, you're really early today! You almost beat me to school!"

I got startled by Rin, who called me a 'cheater' out of nowhere.

"A-Ah… Sorry, I ended up waking up early."

"Oh? Did something good happen?"

If it wasn't for her innocent smile, I would have thought that she somehow knew what I did with Aqua last night.

With all the commotion about the Kobolds, I forgot that we usually had a soccer game on Thursdays. It took me by surprise when the coach brought us to the pitch and the other school's team was there, practicing for the match.

"...Satou, don't tell me you forgot there's a game today."

Mitsurugi said, looking at me in disappointment.

"I actually died yesterday. Is it that weird that this ultimately meaningless high school soccer game is in the back of my mind?"

"When you put it that way… Yeah, that makes sense."

Still, I did make it my goal to put my all into soccer. All that hard work would go to waste if I didn't try here, just because I died for a little bit.

Our team wasn't particularly strong, but we had been putting on a string of victories of late. This match was apparently pretty important, since winning would qualify us for nationals.

The couch stood before us, looking even more emotional and impassioned than before.

"If we win this… Our goal of reaching the nationals won't become a mere pipe dream anymore! Put your all into this game!"

I would have been inspired by the passion behind his speech, if he wasn't always like this, even during practice. I swear he cried everyday. It was surprising he didn't suffer from dehydration, with how much he cried.

The opponents were formidable. They belonged to a youth club of an actual Japan pro team. It was a bit surreal, seeing our opponents wearing uniforms that I occasionally saw on TV.

My teammates were nervous, showing a bunch of mistakes during our pre-game passing drill.

"...What's everyone so scared about?"

I said, when I noticed their nervous expressions.

"I-I mean… These guys are from a youth club. They're on a different level from anyone else we faced."

I was just decapitated by a Kobold and watched my corpse from a heavenly realm. These guys didn't seem all that intimidating to me, compared to that.

"They're not such a big deal."

"W-Wow! You're so fearless, Satou!"

"It actually makes me feel better… Knowing our midfielder doesn't feel any fear…"

I wasn't trying to inspire them or anything, but apparently that motivated them, somehow.

Your 'Charisma' and 'Bravery' increased by +2!

We lined up with the youth club. They had an air of confidence about them, which was instilled by their club since they were young. They didn't even seem to consider the possibility that they'd lose.

"Um… Let's have a good game."

Their captain said, holding out his hand as if he was bored and already thinking about the next game.

Mitsurugi smiled and shook it.

"Yeah, let's have a fun game!"

He didn't show it, but I'd been around Mitsurugi enough to know he was a bit irked by the opposing captain's attitude.

The match started with the opposing team starting with the ball.

They might be something like semi-pros, but they were still ordinary people.

It was an easy matter to take the ball from them after using [Lurk] on myself.

"...?! Where did that guy come from?!"

"Get that #7!"

They collapsed on me, which was exactly what I wanted.

I sent a through pass to Mitsurugi, all my hard work in practice translating to real results, as the pass felt smooth and not awkward at all. I didn't even have to think all that much about it, relying on muscle memory and instinct.

Mitsurugi controlled the ball and only had the defenders and the goalkeeper to beat. Since he had momentum on his side, he was able to outpace the defenders, leaving him in a 1v1 against the goalkeeper. He shot it past the keeper with a clinical finish with his right foot.

It was our tried and true tactic of surprising the other team with a fast first goal.

However, our opponents were at a higher level than our previous competitors.

With a series of short, one-touch passes, they were able to work up an offensive that eventually got them a goal soon after ours.

"...They're really good."

Mitsurugi said, after he encouraged our defenders, who couldn't do anything about the attack.

"Which is why I'm gonna keep using skills."

"...You know, Satou, they're good because they worked hard to hone their talents."

"And I'm an unrecognized soldier protecting my country, and this world, and I actually died the other day. In terms of hard work and sacrifice, I deserve this win more than anyone."

"I-It's hard to argue with that."

I used the same tactic I used for the other game, mimicking the voices of the opposing team. In this way, I sowed disorder into their ranks. This tactic works especially well against organized teams with excellent teamwork, as they recognize each other's voices right away and don't hesitate to make a pass.

It didn't take long until I intercepted a ball and sent another through pass to Mitsurugi. This time, the defense was expecting him, but I just used [Lurk] to get into an open position. Mitsurugi passed the ball to me and I immediately sent it back to him, with a one-two pass.

The keeper dove early, but Mitsurugi beat him with a flick, sending the ball over the keeper's head and into the goal.

By this point, the youth club got desperate and their morale was low. The thing with youth clubs was that they were all competing with each other for spots in the higher levels. That meant that they viewed their teammates as rivals.

Once they started blaming each other for the missed passes, their excellent teamwork dissipated. We were able to take advantage of that and held onto our lead until the end of the game.

One of the youth club players actually got a red card and got kicked out because they tried a dangerous tackle against me. I moved out of the way in time because my [Enemy Detection] alerted me, though.

"You boys did it! I'm so proud of you!"

The coach was in tears again as we qualified for the nationals. By the end of it, I felt like I was more soaked in his tears than my own sweat.

"Kyaa! Kazuma-san, you were so cool out there!"

Interestingly, I managed to gain a lot of female fans from that game. I guess winning a national qualifying game gives you a lot of female attention.

Your 'Charisma' and 'Attractiveness' increased by +2!

Part 7

The fight with the Kobold Hero made me realize that I needed to get stronger. Going to the gym and trying my best on soccer gave me good stats, but like Vanir said, I was sorely lacking in real combat experience.

I went to the dungeon after the soccer match. There was work available that day, but I figured that I was pretty set on money, anyway. Instead, I wanted to focus on the dungeon, most of all, finishing that quest for defeating the floor boss.

Those 'Random Loot Boxes' gave me a lot of good rewards so far. Since they were pretty rare, I had to take every opportunity to get one whenever I could.

Before I could reach the second floor boss, I had to go through the monsters along the way. I used Chunchunmaru, along with [Drain Touch], to defeat the weak monsters. Not only did [Drain Touch] damage them, it also allowed me to recover my stamina.

Whenever my sword got too damaged, I repaired it with [Smithing]. It felt good to finally develop a routine, instead of trying my best just to survive in the dungeon. That didn't mean that I could afford to take it easy, though, or else I might just die again.

I got a total of 25 exp from dealing with weaklings.

About midway through the second floor, [Enemy Detection] alerted me of a pretty strong enemy ahead.

Not taking any chances, I used [Lurk] on myself.

"Peek…"

I glanced around the corner of the hallway where I felt the presence, but I didn't see anything there. Still, [Enemy Detection] told me that there were clearly enemies ahead. That meant that they were either hiding or invisible.

"[Freeze], [Wind Breath]..."

I sent a cold gust of wind to the suspiciously empty hallway. The rocks on the walls started to move, as if they were shivering from the cold. I didn't waste time and took out my bow, shooting at one of the shifting areas of rock.

"Graaaak!"

The piece of 'rock' fell down, revealing that it was a chameleon-like creature.

I used [Lore Reading] on it.

Rock Lizard

It is like a chameleon, however, it can only take on one false appearance, which is a rock. It has a sturdy body and uses its tail as a heavy whip. One hit is enough to kill weaker foes, especially if they are caught off guard.

What a frightening creature.

I used [Enemy Reading] on the lizards. It had +4 armor. Furthermore, it was pretty bulky HP wise, with 20 HP each. There were about six of them.

My bow did 8 damage, which meant that I'd have to shoot it about five times in order to kill it.

Before I could come up with a proper plan, the lizards started to attack me. They could crawl on the roof, but they weren't too fast. It gave me time to turn the environment to my favor.

"[Create Water]! [Freeze]!"

I froze places they were walking on, making the lizards drop one-by-one.

It took them a while to get back on their feet, as they kept slipping. In the meantime, I was able to snipe down two of them, peppering them with ten arrows.

If I didn't figure out I could keep absorbing mana from the dungeon with [Drain Touch], I would have been in trouble. I repeated the pattern of making them slip by freezing the areas they were walking on. Then I'd keep shooting and kiting.

It took a while, but I was able to eliminate all of the lizards.

"Congratulations, Kazuma-san! You leveled up! You are now Level 8!"


Adventurer Card

Name: Satou Kazuma

Age: 16

Class: Level 8 Adventurer

Armor (Iron Breastplate): +6 physical reduction

Health Points: 69/69

Mana Points: 43/48

Stamina Points: 63/63

Exp: 10/350

Money: 96,492 yen

Stats:

Physical:

Strength 60, Stamina 63, Speed 58, Dexterity 62, Health 69, Attractiveness 54

Mental:

Intelligence 72, Intuition 65, Creativity 70, Faith 44, Magic Power 50, Mana Capacity 48

Intangibles:

Charisma 60, Willpower 48, Potential 10, Cunning 80, Bravery 41, Luck 90

Skills:

[Improvised Weapon] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You are proficient in using improvised weapons. Ordinary items that haven't been previously equipped deal +1 more damage than they usually would.

[One-handed Sword] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You are proficient in using swords that require one hand to wield. You gain +10% weapon accuracy with attacks using one-handed swords.

[Enemy Detection] Skill Rank: 5 (MAX), Passive Skill

You can focus your senses to detect enemies within a 30 foot radius around you. Your 'Intuition' score (65) will go up against the enemy creature's 'Cunning' score when determining if the enemy creature is detected by you. If there is more than one enemy detected by this skill, you can determine the exact number. You can determine the threat level of enemy creatures. You can sometimes sense any form of danger, as if you have a sixth-sense, even if it's from an unexpected source.

[Lurk] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (5 mp cost)

You can hide your presence from enemies. Your 'Cunning' score (80) will compete against the enemy's 'Intuition' score to determine if the enemy creature detects you.

[Bow] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You are proficient in using bows! You gain 10% weapon accuracy when using bows.

[Snipe] Skill Rank: 1, Active skill (5 mp cost)

Add your Luck modifier (90%) to Weapon Accuracy calculations involving bow-type weapons (Max total: 100%).

[Elementary Magic] Skill Rank: 5 (MAX), Active skill (1 mp cost)

Unlock the ability to use the beginner magic spells [Tinder], [Create Earth], [Wind Breath], [Create Water] and [Freeze]!

[Tinder]

Shoot out a small flame from your fingertips

Spell Attack Accuracy: Intelligence modifier = 72% chance of hitting

Spell Damage: 1 Fire Damage + Magic Power (+5) = 6

Spell Effect: Summon a small flame from your finger tip. Range 5 feet (Magic Power 50).

[Create Earth]

Summon dirt in your hand.

Spell Effect: Summons 1 pound of dirt per 10 Magic Power stat points you have (5 pounds total)

[Wind Breath]

Summon a gust of wind when you exhale.

Spell effect: Objects lighter than 5 pounds can be blown away up to 1 feet per 10 Magic Power stat points you have (5 feet total)

[Create Water]

Summon water from your hand

Spell Effect: Summons 1 pound of water per 10 Magic Power stat points you have (5 pounds total). Does 2 water damage per second when in contact with Undead creatures.

[Freeze]

Freezes objects, especially water

Spell Effect: Freeze 1 pound worth of water per 10 Magic Power stat points you have (5 pounds total), halve the amount on other objects/creatures.

[Cooking] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

Cooking food ingredients dropped by monsters will give a slight increase to the bonus benefits gained when eating them.

[Nature's Beauty] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (10 mp cost)

Impress an audience with a wonderful party trick! Your 'Charisma' stat (60) will determine the effectiveness of your party trick!

[Smithing] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You are proficient in creating and repairing items! The success rate of this skill is determined by your 'Creativity' (70). At Rank 1, you can create, combine and repair items of the 'Common' variety. Combining compatible items of the 'Common' variety might yield an item of 'Uncommon' variety.

[Spear] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You are proficient in using spears. You gain +10% weapon accuracy with attacks using spears.

[Night Vision] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You have a 15-feet radius of night vision.

[Heat Resistance] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You can endure heat more than the average person can. When up against magical heat, the success rate of this skill is determined by your 'Willpower' (48).

[Quick-Draw] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (5 mp cost)

When you have a sheathed sword, draw it quickly to catch your opponent off guard. Use your 'Cunning' (80) against the opponent's 'Intuition' score. If the opponent is caught off guard, your attack damage will increase by +1.

[Enemy Reading] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

When facing an enemy you have encountered before, you will see their basic combat stats (Armor Score, Health Points). This information will hover above the enemy.

[Escape] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (5 mp cost)

Chance to escape hostile enemies increases by +10%. Ability to escape is determined by 'Speed' stat (58).

[Farsight] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (5 mp cost)

You can see objects and creatures 60 miles away. If your vision isn't 20/20 already, you will have perfect vision whenever this skill is activated.

[Fishing] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You are now proficient in using fishing tools. Your fishing skill depends on your 'Intuition' (65) score. You can fish aquatic creatures that are ranked as 'Common'.

[Steal] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (5 mp cost)

Allows you to steal an item. If the target is a creature, you will have to be within 15 feet of the target to use this skill. Success depends on your 'Cunning' (80), contested against the target's 'Intuition'. Items that are not held or equipped by a creature can be stolen as long as you can see it and are aware of its presence. The value of the item you steal is determined by your 'Luck' (90).

[Trap Detection] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You can now sense traps within a 15 foot radius around you. Your 'Intuition' (65) score determines the success rate of discovering traps. You can only detect traps of 'Basic' make.

[Versatile Entertainer ] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

You are adept in mimicking the voice of someone you know. If you are mimicking the voice of someone you don't know, you must spend at least 15 minutes observing their speech patterns and mannerisms. Useful for making celebrity impressions.

[Signature Weapon] Skill Rank: 2, Passive Skill

Assign one of the weapons in your inventory as your 'Signature Weapon'. This weapon gains +10 durability and +1 weapon damage. This weapon won't be destroyed even if it falls below 0 'Durability', but you can't use it again until you fix it.

[Lore Reading] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (5 mp cost)

Use your 'Intelligence' stat (72) to determine if you can learn information about a creature, object or location that you can see.

[Medium Armor], Skill Rank: 2

You are proficient in wearing Medium Armor. You no longer suffer the stealth penalty when wearing Medium Armor. Damage reduction increases by +1.

[Drain Touch] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill

After making contact with the target, you can absorb 2 Health Points, Mana Points and Stamina Points per second that you stay in contact with the target. You can also distribute Health Points, Mana Points and Stamina Points to other targets.

[Scroll Adept] Skill Rank: 1, Passive Skill

Whenever you use a spell scroll, you can cast a spell you don't know if you use twice as much mana.

[Heal] Skill Rank: 1, Active Skill (15 mp cost)

You can heal yourself and others, restoring HP lost.

Damage healed: 10 HP + Faith modifier (44) = 14

Inventory:

Hunting Shortbow (Uncommon)

Generic wooden bow used for hunting.

Ammo: 15/15 (Iron-tipped arrows)

Bow Accuracy: Dexterity modifier = 62% chance of hitting

Weapon Damage: 2 piercing damage + Dexterity modifier (+6) = 8

Sells for: 1,500 yen

Chunchunmaru (Unique) - Signature Weapon

Forged by Intermediate Blacksmith. Named by Megumin.

Durability: 35/35

Weapon Accuracy: Dexterity modifier + [One-handed Sword] = 77% chance of hitting

Weapon Damage: 4 slashing damage + Strength modifier (+6) = 10 damage

Sells for: 6,000 yen

Iron Breastplate - Medium Armor (Uncommon)

Reduces incoming physical damage by 5. Applies -5 penalty to stealth related stats when sneaking.

Sells for: 7,000 yen

Spell-Storing Ring (Rare)

Store a spell for later use. You can only store one spell per day, but unused spells stay in storage until use.

Sells for: 20,000 yen

Service Locator - App Upgrade (Rare)

An Upgrade For This Adventuring App! Use this to find useful services and stores in your city! Sign-up for news about promotions and discounts to relevant stores!

Quests:

Go on a thirty minute jog! Quest rewards: +30 exp, +1 speed, +1 stamina (Completed!)

Go to school! Quest rewards: +30 exp, +1 knowledge, +1 Bravery (Completed!)

Kill 3 monsters in the dungeon! Quest rewards: Random loot box (Completed!)

Get the librarian on duty to recommend a book to you! Quest rewards: +30 exp, +1 Bravery, +1 Charisma (Completed!)

Join a sports club! Quest rewards: +1 in all physical stats (Completed!)

Drink an Energizing Smoothie from the train station! Quest rewards: +30 exp, +1 Stamina, +1 Charisma (Completed!)

Kill 6 monsters in the dungeon! Quest rewards: Random loot box (Completed!)

Attend soccer practice! Quest Rewards: +1 to all 'Physical' stats (Completed!)

Ask Hinamori Rin for her number! Quest Rewards: +30 exp, +1 'Charisma', +1 'Bravery' (Completed!)

Get a part-time job! Quest Rewards: Starting pay of 3,000 yen per shift! +1 Willpower, +1 Bravery per shift! Bonus rewards available according to performance during the job! (Completed!)

Play in an official soccer game! Quest Rewards: +2 to all 'Physical stats (Completed!)

Go on a date with Himamori Rin! Quest Rewards: +2 Charisma, +2 Attractiveness (Completed!)

Max out [Enemy Detection] to Rank 5! Quest Rewards: Skill-Up Potion (Completed!)

Complete the spicy curry challenge! Quest Rewards: Learn the skill [Heat Resistance] (Completed!)

Kill the second floor boss! Quest Rewards: Random Loot Box

Give Chris her panties back! Quest Rewards: +2 Speed, +2 Bravery (Completed!)

Reconcile with Aqua! Quest Rewards: +2 Faith, +2 Willpower (Completed!)

Defeat the Player Killer on Myriad Swords 2! Quest Rewards: +2 Intelligence, +2 Willpower (Completed!)

Bonds:

Satou (Family) Bond Rank: 5

At rank 5, your family trusts that you will continue to be a good student and productive member of society. Your brother respects you for managing to hook-up with the girl of his dreams, who his playboy self couldn't manage to seduce. If you mention wanting a non-blood related step sister again, your parents will beat you and leave you with major injuries.

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: 500 yen bonus allowance per week (total 1,000 yen). Parents will call the school and request for days off if you ask (limited once per week).

Rank 3: Kazuto won't insult you as much when you talk to him, and he will also give you lessons that raise 'Charisma' once a week.

Rank 4: Parents will give you an advance on your allowance as long as you pay it back.

Rank 5: Kazuto cheating lessons (allowed to have two girlfriends at the same time)

Aqua (Water Goddess) Bond Rank: 7

At the max rank, you have become Aqua's lover! Despite all the arguments, despite all the teasing and insults, you two have developed an unbreakable bond. You two might never admit it, but you truly care for one another. She sees you as her best friend and her lover, one who will save her no matter what. She will never leave you alone, and will even risk her life to save you.

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: You learn the skill [Nature's Beauty]!

Rank 3: You learn the skill [Night Vision]!

Rank 4: +10 Faith

Rank 5: You learn the skill [Versatile Actor]!

Rank 6: +20 Faith

Rank 7: You learn the skill [Heal]!

Hinamori Rin (Librarian on Duty), Bond Rank: 5

At Rank 5, Hinamori Rin has developed a crush on you! The way you cheered her up has tugged her heart strings! At this stage in your relationship, she won't mind even if you constantly text and call her. She'll also go on dates with you if you ask, and there might be a chance she'll even invite you inside her apartment if the date goes well. If you flirt with her, she will readily flirt back. Have fun trying to become more than friends with her!

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: +5 Mana Capacity

Rank 3: You learn the skill [Enemy Reading]!

Rank 4: +10 Mana Capacity

Rank 5: You learn the skill [Lore Reading]!

Darkness (Masochist Crusader), Bond Rank: 5

At Rank 5, your relationship with Darkness has taken an awkward, but strangely exhilarating turn! She really enjoyed your time together… And is eagerly awaiting more. Even without being treated roughly as a masochist, she still enjoyed your intimate touch. This is the start of a bittersweet crush!

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: +5 Health

Rank 3: You learn the skill [Medium Armor]!

Rank 4: +10 Health

Rank 5: [Medium Armor] Rank-Up!

Megumin (Explosion Mage), Bond Rank: 4

At Rank 4, definitely sees you as a pervert now. Not only that, you might also be a scumbag. Are you really the reliable guy she thought you were? With that said, she believes that you'll come through when it counts, like a hero. She might be developing a bit of a crush on you now… But you'll have to prove yourself! Can you become Megumin's hero? Do your best!

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: +5 Magic Power

Rank 3: Magic Skill Rank-Up

Rank 4: +10 Magic Power

Chris (Silver-haired Thief), Bond Rank: 2

At Rank 2, Chris views you as someone she can potentially confide with! Her trust in you is slowly increasing! It seems that the key to deepening a bond with her is to show her that you can get along with Darkness and the other girls!

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: You learn the [Steal] skill!

Mitsurugi Kyouya (Soccer Club Ace), Bond Rank: 5

At Rank 5, Mitsurugi Kyouya entrusts you with the soccer team, even when he's gone. He has no doubts about your capabilities and willingness to improve, after he's seen you pushing your limits in practice. He has begun to view you as a rival of sorts, someone that he must catch up to, no matter what. Staying on the soccer team and working hard in practice will deepen your bond with him.

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: You learn the skill [Quick-Draw]!

Rank 3: +10 Strength

Rank 4: You learn the skill [Signature Weapon]!

Rank 5: Signature Weapon Rank-up

Dust (The Blond Delinquent), Bond Rank: 2

At Rank 2, Dust will gather information on Beldia for you and help other app-users if they are in trouble… As long as you pay enough money! Dust views you as someone with deep pockets who he can follow around and receive money from. Be careful about being seen with him in public, as he owes the yakuza a fair bit of debt.

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: +5 Dexterity

Rorisa (Rookie Succubus), Bond Rank: 2

At Rank 2, Rorisa will see you as an understanding customer who allowed her to meet her idol, the Arch-Duke Vanir. Unlike the other customers who she only serves out of obligation, she's beginning to see you as a customer she looks forward to seeing. Treating her nicely when you come over will increase your bond with her.

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: +5 Charisma

Wiz (Lich Shopkeeper), Bond Rank: 2

At Rank 2, Wiz sees you as a cheap customer who will seek huge bargains when buying her items. With that said, you are now one of her top customers… Actually, you might be her only customer. Shopping in the store will deepen your bond with her.

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: You learn the skill [Drain Touch]!

Yunyun (Lonely Stalker), Bond Rank: 4

At Rank 4, You've gotten closer to Yunyun after she saved you from death. This dangerous experience has caused her to have feelings of protectiveness over you. Her feelings for you are growing even more. If you keep flirting with her, she might develop feelings for you…? Although if she gets too attached to you, it could end up being problematic.

Bond Rewards:

Rank 2: You learn the skill [Monster Talk]!

Rank 3: You learn the skill [Solo-Levelling]!

Rank 4: You learned the skill [Scroll Adept]!

Vanir (Masked Devil), Bond Rank: 1

At Rank 1, Vanir will willingly exploit you for his own ends. He sees you as a useful pawn to further his goals. This devil is not to be trusted! This app does not approve of this bond! Please break ties with him immediately!