The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

207. Sexbot

Title: Sexbot

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Jack, Owen, Ianto

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack's delighted with the latest treasure from the Rift. Ianto's somewhat dubious, with good reason.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: The first of the drabbles prompted by my friends to help me reach 200 before the end of the year. I'll post these in between fills for the tw100 prompts.

This one's for fanbot's prompt 'Sexbot'.

I love Janto: Probably not, lol! Jack is Jack, and I don't think Ianto would really want him to change! 7

It usually takes me at least three days to recover from going out, it's quite a strain. Everything continues to hurt. On the plus side, at least I can stay home now, I've done the most important stuff. I'm glad I went yesterday though, today has been gale force winds and heavy showers. I wouldn't want to be out in it! Thank you.

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OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

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Owen glared at the thing.

"How come we never get anything good?"

Peering over Owen's shoulder, Jack laughed delightedly.

"That's not just good, it's brilliant!"

"You know what it is?"

"Yep. It's a sexbot!"

"WHAT? But it has tentacles! And suckers! And what are those disgusting wiggly bits in the middle?"

"I never said it was a sexbot for humans." Turning to Ianto, he whispered, "We'll try it later; you'll love it."

Ianto nodded calmly.

"Very good, Sir. I'll pack it for transport." Under his breath he added, "I hope you're right. The last 'sex toy' tried to eat us."

The End