At the research station
"I must say King Boo, you do bake a good cake and make some good chilli" said Mario as he took another mouthful of King Boo's Fireflower Smoked Chilli and his Kang Cake.
"Well, it's all about the secret ingredient isn't it Maro" smiled King Boo.
"So what are we going to do about Waluigi?" asked Luigi.
"Well Bobby should have explained some suggestions to you, do I stand correct Bobby" said King Boo. He turned around but Bobby and Lady Bow were nowhere to be seen.
"Bobby?" he pondered. After floating around the station he heard none other than Bees Gees playing on the speakers in the disco room. He followed the sound trail to the disco room and saw Bobby and Lady Bow dancing.
"Na na na na stayin alive stayin alive" sung Bobby..
"Wait for it" sighed Yoshi.
"BOBBY" King Boo screamed, so loud in fact that it actually shook the walls of the station. King Boo dragged Bobby and Lady Bow back to the main room and sat them down.
"You have time to tango later. Right now we must discuss our defence options" said King Boo. "I know that you are concerned about Waluigi, but we also need to worry about King K. Rool stealing the Crystal Coconut and deposing the island's monarchy"
"Right you are" said Peach. "How do you propose we stop him?"
"Well I've already sent a Spectral Special Duty Squad to assess the situation and get back to me" said King Boo. Then the phone rang again.
"Hello. Yes? Good gravy! I'm going to send help right away" said King Boo.
"What's the update on the situation?" asked Cornelius Milo.
"They've already disabled the Jungle Kingdom's power grid and have wiped ten island guard platoons" said King Boo.
"Looks like we'll have to send in a few rounds of the Special Spectral Duty Forces and a Emergency Repair Unit" said Bobby.
"No but that won't be enough. I'll have to ready up the Spectral Aerospace Cavalry Grade #2. And I'll have to go in myself to disarm and detain King K. Rool" said King Boo. "Bobby, you will need to man the spectral world while I'm gone"
"Will do your grace" said Bobby.
"What will we do about Bowser?" asked Luigi.
"That's up to you to tend to" said King Boo as the boos readied the airplane. He put his sunglasses and battle armour on.
"Best of luck to you lot" said Bobby as he and King Boo entered the airplane. The airplane took off with a mighty roar.
"Well that was helpful" Peach said sarcastically.
"Oh no, quite the contrary princess. If King K. Rool manages to get the Crystal Coconut using some of Bowser's equipment, he will send Bowser 5000 troops" said Yoshi.
"Jesus" said Mario.
"Ok, Bobby, you will take a raft deployed to the Hawaii Watchtower once I open a black hole for you and then you will meet Ruffles" said King Boo as they were in the air. "Then you will take an Armed Banshee Boat to the California Tunnel. You will then go and issue a level #2 high alert and all mansions will be put under general lockdown, both in the real world and the mushroom world, as well as the spectral world.
"Any further protocol?" Bobby asked.
"Make sure that our crop supplies aren't compromised" said King Boo. He then opened the black hole and Bobby hopped into the raft which King Boo then deployed into the black hole.
Meanwhile, in the cave networks below Pleasure Peak
"*Sniff sniff* Why does it smell like sweat and rum in here? And what's that funky music playing" asked Boshi
"I think you already know the answer to that my blue buddy" said Tropix, whoi was leading a blindfolded Boshi into the caves.
"One ticket for Dino Glitter please" Tropix requested. The receptionist handed him a ticket and he checked in with a bouncer.
"Ay, where's the ticket for the second guy?" the bouncer asked sternly.
"Oh, he's here for "the challenge"" smiled Tropix.
"Hey wait yeah why don't I get a ticket OH WAIT NO I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO DO" yelped Boshi. The bouncer chuckled. Tropix took the blindfold off then walked up to a pretty red female yoshi with vivacious curves and a voluptuous bosom and began unzipping his pants as the bouncer tied Boshi up.
"OH COME ON!" cried Boshi as he struggled in his ropes.
"If you wanna be a yoshi, you gotta learn to be celibate my blue man" said Tropix. He then turned around and began to have butt sex with Dino Glitter.
"ARGH, NO, STOP, THIS ISN'T FAIR" yelled Boshi.
"Life ain't fair blue boi, you're gonna have to just accept that" said Tropix. Dino Glitter began to moan loudly and Boshi could feel something poking his leg. He looked down and saw that he was becoming hard.
"Come on Dino Glitter, teach this man some real discipline" said Tropix. Dino Glitter then began to start twerking and rubbing her booty around Boshi's special area but she wouldn't let him fulfill his urges. She also began to squeeze her jubblies whilst moving them up and down with her hands.
"Oh god OH GOD!" he moaned as he could feel his man parts preparing to expel their manly contents. Then he felt a sudden, sharp pain on the back.
"OW!" he cried. He then saw that Tropix had a whip in his hand and put two and two together.
"No blue boi, you are going to hold in your manly fluids!" commanded Tropix.
"HOW CAN I" cried Boshi.
"You'd better learn to or I'll whip you again" Tropix said sternly, wagging his finger at Boshi. "Ramp it up honey pie"
Dino Glitter smirked and then began to take all of clothes off and kissed Boshi's neck to which she had her arms wrapped around and pressed her special area against his man parts.
"NGEH, NNNNGGGGEEEEHHHH" he groaned. Tropix whipped him again. Boshi then began to feel his pecs dancing and noticed that he was developing a six-pack and some hair was growing on his chest.
"HEY, I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT. AND I FEEL GREAT! I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN" exclaimed Boshi.
"Give him a leg massage" Tropix commanded. Dino Glitter then proceeded to give Boshi a leg massage.
"ALMOST GOT IT, ALMOST GOT IT-YES!, I HELD IT IN" Boshi beamed.
"I have to admit, I didn't think that you were gonna pass this the first time" said Tropix.
"Neither did I" Boshi breathed happily.
"I'm proud of ya Bosh. You realised how important the challenge was and you made the effort to go through with it" said Tropix.
"Now let's go and have some dinner. I hear that the owner of this club does a mean cobbler" said Boshi.
"Oh no no no, you're going to make your own dinner" said Tropix. Boshi frowned.
"Well, I suppose we'd better get a move on then. To the kitchens it is!" said Boshi but not without squeezing an even more beautiful purple yoshi's behind.
"I'll let you off with that because you did so well and have grown a new leaf" winked Tropix.
On an island with beautiful palm trees and calm music playing
Waluigi woke up to the smell of pudding-his favourite food! The weather was beautiful and around him he saw calm, clear blue waters and beautiful white sands with a sunny sky behest him.
"Wow. So this must be the Island of Pleasure" said Waluigi.
"Argh you are right matey" said Admiral Bobbery.
"So how to get the Emerald of Happiness" pondered Waluigi. The trio then heard sweet laughter in the distance.
"Sounds like there are other people on this island. Look, there's a dinghy over there! Let's go!" said a thrilled Waluigi.
The trio travelled up the coast on a dinghy that had just happened to have been left beside them. They travelled for a bit before eventually reaching a small party of people.
Woowee, looks like someone's having a party
"You're not wrong Retainus, you're not wrong"
They were met with an array of beautiful bikini clad women and handsome, strong but humble men.
"Oh hey look everyone it's Waluigi! He's on his quest to save the world! Let's give him a cheer" said one of the partygoers as the whole crowd cheered and surrounded him.
"Welcome to the Island of Pleasure. I'm Michael, and these are my friends Cody and Juliette" said the partygoer. Waluigi was met with a short but muscular tanned man with black hair, and a tanned brunette woman who was somewhat taller.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Juliette" she said as she shook Waluigi's hand.
"How can we help" said Cody.
"Would you happen to know where the Emerald of Happiness is?" asked Waluigi.
"Does it happen to be small and golden" asked Cody.
"Me sources say yes" said Admiral Bobbery.
"Hmm. Tell you what. We will see who can surf the longest and whoever does gets the emerald. You can try as many times as you want, it's not consecutive, you only have to hold the emerald for the longest single period of time" said Cody.
"Sounds fair" said Waluigi. He grabbed a board and they hopped out into the ocean, but he was quickly met with choppy water. He surfed against the wave rather than into it and immediately fell off of the board, and rolled over the rocks and onto the shore.
"Ugh!" cried Waluigi. He saw the board being swept out but summoned it back using his magnetic powers, to which everyone's jaw dropped. This distracted even Cody, who fell off of his board.
"RIDE INTO THE WAVE MATEY" Admiral Bobbery yelled out from the shore.
Waluigi did so, and managed to stay on his board this time and get further out, but before he could do anything else, he felt something rising up to the surface. He lost his balance and was swallowed by a whale. Everyone gasped. Then the whale rose up again and Waluigi slid out of it's mouth and onto the water, managing to stay on his board longer than Cody who had lost his balance after going over some rocks while on his way back to shore.
"YAY YOU WON WALUIGI MATEY" thundered Admiral Bobbery.
"Gotta give it to ya man, that was pretty impressive. Here, you've earned it" said Cody as he handed Waluigi the Emerald of Happiness.
"Thank you" nodded Waluigi as he took the emerald. "Where to next Bobbery?"
"Me map says ye need to head to Club Capers for the Replenishing Razzleberry" said Admiral Bobbery.
"To it is then" said Waluigi mightily to which Admiral Bobbery and Retainus cheered.
Meanwhile, in Bowser's Keep
"GRAWWWW! WHAT! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WART FOUND THE ENTRANCE AND THAT KOOPER IS FREE! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY I COULD CRUSH THIS WHOLE CASTLE WITH MY BARE HANDS!" roared Bowser.
"Master Bowser, please, understand that we are doing are best to secure the whereabouts of Kooper and thwart Wart from getting into the wind flower fields" said Kamek.
"ENOUGH! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! Now bring me supper. I want pigs in blankets with chicken seaweed soup to dip" said Bowser.
"Right as you are sir, I will fix something up right away" said Kamek as he rushed to go fix Bowser up some food.
"Ah" sighed Bowser as he slumped into his throne. He was then startled by the sound of a wall being blasted down.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screeched Kamek.
"Kamek, what is it, what did you do? Did you blow up the oven again?" Bowser asked angrily.
"No, sir, he's here, HE'S HERE!" shrieked Kamek. Wart then levitated into the room and blasted Bowser out of his throne. Bowser did not take kindly to this.
"Ok, you wanna play rough, I'LL SHOW YOU ROUGH" shouted Bowser as he roared a blast of pink flames at Wart. Wart retracted quickly, and threw a spear, which Bowser easily dodged. He then pulled out a jar and chuckled.
"Heh heh. You've just made a big mistake" laughed Bowser as he opened the jar. He picked out a Rock Mushroom, only this one was much bigger than a normal one.
"This, is the Rock Mega Mushroom. A hybrid that I secretly created. Now prepare to die" said Bowser as he ate it and lunged at Wart. He turned into boulder form and knocked Wart into the roof before decimating most of the minions within their immediate vicinity. However, two remained standing, and they then pulled out machine guns and began firing at Bowser, which destroyed his rock form.
"I was hoping that it wouldn't have come to this" said Bowser. He then summoned his clown copter and pulled out a rocket launcher, and fired missiles at the two minions, totally and utterly annihilating them.
In the kitchens of Pleasure Peak
"Right my blue buddy, you're going to use those chopping boards to chop up some meat and herbs. You see that vat over there? You're going to pour those chopped ingredients, some cheese and pasta into that vat. Then, you're going to stir as fast as you can. The faster you stir, the thicker the pasta becomes and the quicker it is ready. Lickety-split though, I'm getting hungry" said Tropix. He handed Boshi a knife and then set a timer. Boshi rushed over to the chopping boards and began to chop up some Smoked Harp Hog and then got it sizzling in a pan with butter and mixed in some Acuporian Carrot Salt Lime squeezings with some parsley, rosemary, oregano and basil. He managed to create a nice meat sauce and proceeded to pour it into the vat along with the cheese. He attempted to stir it.
But this was no easy task. It was beginning to use up his energy. He had to think fast. He raced back to the choppings boards and forced down as many of the remaining Acuporian Carrot Salt Limes as he cood. Fortunately for him, as disgusting as they were, they were extremely nutritious. He now had much more energy. He stirred and stirred and the pasta sauce began to thin whilst the pasta thickened.
"CHOP CHOP, I'M HUNGRY" bellowed Tropix.
But then something went wrong! The pasta began to spit and the vat began to get cold and he could see smoke coming from the botton. Something had become wedged in the stove. Boshi carefully used a knife and his claws to flick the piece of Smoked Harp Hog bone out of there and chucked it in the bin. The pasta was now ready!
"Bon Appetit" said Boshi as he served Tropix and himself a serving of his well earned and well made pasta.
30 minutes later
"Mmmm, it really is true, it really does feel like music is playing in your mouth" said Tropix as he ate the last bit of Smoked Harp Hog remaining on his plate "Wow, you managed with five minutes to spare. I'm impressed with your progress today"
"Well I feel like I'm getting better" said Boshi.
"Most certainly. You are on your way to becoming a true yoshi" said Tropix.
"What's next?" asked Boshi.
"I can't tell you that. But I'll tell you this. If you pass the next test, then you are a formidable warrior" said Tropix.
At the California Mansion
Chief and Maggie were sitting on the rocking chairs outside of their cabin, drinking tea and eating donuts, laughing over stories.
"And then I said, well excuse me King Grumpy" said Chief. Maggy laughed and squeezed his hand.
"Ooooh you're so funny Chief". Then they saw Bobby getting off of a taxi that he caught from an undisclosed location on the river.
"Well hello Mr. We are so proud of you" said Chief. But Bobby had no time to talk.
"You guys need to get inside now" breathed Bobby.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Maggie.
"No time to talk, we are in a level 2 high alert crisis" said Bobby. Chief and Maggie looked at each other, both with wide open eyes.
"Come on we don't have much time" said Bobby as he rushed them into the a black car.
"Bobby what is going on!" Chief demanded to know.
"King Boo has left me in charge, he has gone to disarm and detain King K. Rool. The Jungle Kingdom is under a massive attack" said Bobby.
"Oh my gosh" said Maggie. "Is DK ok?"
"Yes yes he's fine he's at a secret underground orangutan lodge and Donkey King Kong is guarding the Crystal Coconut at the Temple of Bananas" said Bobby.
"Donkey King Kong who the hell is that-" Chief began
"NO TIME TO TALK JUST GET IN THE FUCKING CAR" boomed Bobby. After fifteen minutes the car had reached the main mansion.
"Oh hey Bobby what's up" said Ruffles as he was eating an ice cream.
"GET THE FUCK INSIDE!" Bobby shouted. He rushed to the top room at the centre of the mansion and readied the intercom.
"Everyone-EVERYONE! We are under a level 2 high alert crisis. King Boo has left me in his place while he is to disarm and detain King K. Rool as there has been a massive attack on the Jungle Kingdom. Please remain in your homes and do not leave until the alert has been lifted. Spectral special duty officers will maintain the spectral world and deliver your food, medicines and other needs until further notice. You have been relieved of your normal duties if you are a civilian" said Bobby.
"Mum, dad, get down to the emergency bunkers, it's not safe for you here" said Bobby.
"Why?" Chief and Maggie asked in unison.
"Because they will use you against me. I am Barry's right hand man" said Bobby.
On the Island of Pleasure
"Well, this is it guys, Club Capers" said Waluigi. The trio entered the club, but it was very dark with random but very bright lights flashing everywhere and it was too loud to hear anything
Waluigi, I will take care of Bobbery, you must go and find the Replenishing Razzleberry
"I'm sorry the what?" said Waluigi. Then a mysterious hand grabbed Waluigi and dragged him into the darkness.
"Pauline?" he exclaimed.
"Yes, it's me, and I know what you are looking for. Perhaps I can be of assistance. I own a plant shop about two kilometres away from here. But first I need you to do something for me" said Pauline. Waluigi raised his eyebrows.
"Pauline I'm married-" he began.
"No no not that. I want you to take me for a dance. Take me for a dance, just a dance, and I will give you the Replenishing Razzleberry" said Pauline.
"Again for a second time I must ask what that is-" Waluigi began.
"Shh-shh don't talk" Pauline shushed him. "Just dance". They began to waltz and swirl around the arena, eventually garnering some attention as the lights started to focus on them. Their dance moves were incredible, with Waluigi finishing it off by pirouetting her around the dancefloor.
"Wow" said a koopa troopa
"That's incredible" said a toad.
"I heard that she's a great dancer" said a young woman.
"Ok, since you did something for me, I will do something for you" giggled Pauline as he pushed his nose away with the top of her finger. She lead him to a motorcycle and put a helmet and gloves on.
"You ride a motorcycle?" Waluigi said incredulously.
"Yes, now be quiet and come see what I have to give you" said Pauline. Eventually they reached a greenhouse, lots of plants inside. She took him into a staff only area and unzipped a hidden section of the tent.
"This is the Replenishing Razzleberry. I found it when I came her as a dancer for Club Capers while on a hike through the cloud forests of this island" said Pauline. "It is extremely nutritious and appetizing however the real trick is that it self replenishes, meaning you can eat it as much as you want and it will keep regenerating. If you eat it enough it will give you all of the fats, sugars, carbohydrates, proteins and other nutrients that you need to survive" said Pauline.
"Thank you so much Pauline" Waluigi said as he was about to take Replenish Razzleberry but Pauline stopped him.
"But be careful. Put it in your rucksack. Be careful though. May I bid you farewell with safe travels" said Pauline as she leaned over and kissed his forehead.
"Mission accomplished" he said to Admiral Bobbery and Retainus as they left
"Say, what about a dragon ride Retainus" said Waluigi.
Sure thing Waluigi
At Cranky's Cabin, up in the trees of Kongo Bongo Island
"Finally the Crystal Coconut shall be mine" King K. Rool said gleefully as he was being carried to the cabin on a tarp by General Klump and Krusha.
"Uh boss, I don't see any Crystal Coconut in here" said General Klump.
"Whaaaaat?" he bellowed. He took a look inside the cabin.
"Wait a minute, why isn't Cranky in here?" he pondered as he scratched his chin. A beam of plasma then blasted into the cabin, blowing him back with no struggle at all, even for a Kremling of his size.
"King Boo" said a puzzled King K. Rool as he saw King Boo holding a plasma cannon. "What are you doing here?"
"I've come to put an end to your tyranny!" said King Boo. He then fired his plasma cannon again, but surprisingly, despite his heavy weight, King K. Rool ducked out of the way. He pulled out a megatorch from under his cloak, but King Boo was quick to burst out his shield, deflecting it with ease. Just as King K. Rool was about to swing his almighty magically charged sledgehammer, a turret of plasma beams rained upon him and the helicopter honed in before firing round after round of immobility gas. They managed to get most of the kremling soldiers off of the island, however Boo, who was manning the main helicopter and leading the air assault, noticed that something wasn't right. King K. Rool and his two cronies were nowhere to be seen!
Unbeknownst to them, King K. Rool had escaped on a canoe, which General Klump and Krusha were rowing.
"Lousy spectral schmucks….. I'LL SHOW THEM!" King K. Rool growled angrily.
Back at the research station
"So I'm thinking that we use guerilla warfare on Bowser. He has a clear advantage over us, he outnumbers us in troops in weapons. Even if he outnumber his troops with troops from the other kingdom we will struggle. It's best that we resort to warfare that our soldiers are trained in and on land that they know" said Mario.
"Good thinking. Bowser has more of a formal military structure whereas he doesn't have as many people who live off of the land and fight using simple but effective tactics-they just haven't been taught to fight that way" said Yoshi.
"I think that we should make sure that our crop supplies aren't compromised, or else the food runs out. As much as I loathe to work with him, I think that the spectral king can help us with that" said Luigi.
"Good thinking. But we will need to have a surplus of extra reserve officers to man the kingdoms while our active officers fight in this war" said Peach.
"These are all very good ideas guys but….. how are we gonna afford this?" asked Jeff.
"Good question" said Crescent. Then the phone suddenly rang. Crescent went to go pick it up.
"Yes. Oh excellent" said Crescent. Everyone leaned in closer. Crescent turned top face them.
"It's King Boo. He says that they have knocked back King K. Rool's forces and reactivated the kingdom's power grid" said Crescent.
"HOORAY" everyone cheered. But a voice began speaking into the phone.
"Crescent. Crescent are you still there?" asked King Boo.
"Yes, yes I am your grace" said Crescent. "Really. Uh oh"
"What is it?" asked Mario.
"He says that King K. Rool and his two cronies evaded capture" said Crescent. "And that Bowser and King K. Rool are having a conversation over the phone right now"
"I'll see if I can tap into their call" said Cornelius Milo. He ran some operations on the computer and fumbled around with some equipment.
"Shh, shh, I've got a connection!" Cornelius Milo said as he ushered everybody to quiet down. He put the call on the station's main computer speakers.
"BOWSER, YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD HELP ME GET THE CRYSTAL COCONUT. I AM FLABBERGASTED. YOU CAN FORGET THOSE 5000 TROOPS!" shouted King K. Rool
"K. Rool, wait" said Bowser.
"KIIIIIIIING K. ROOL" King K. Rool corrected.
"Erm yes, King K. Rool" Bowser stammered. "King K. Rool, how did he manage to knock back your invasion? We hatched the perfect plan. Also Wart has launched an assault on my castle, we are very strained as it is here!"
"WELL CLEARLY NOT PERFECT ENOUGH! UNLESS YOU GET ME THE CRYSTAL COCONUT THE DEAL IS OFF" King K. Rool shouted as he slammed the phone into ending the call.
Bowser sighed. His whole plan was falling to pieces.
"Uh oh" said Mario. "If Wart is launching assaults as well, then we have a triple threat-three foes to deal with!". Everyone gasped.
"Well at least the spectral king has managed to keep him at bay for now" grumbled Yoshi. "We'll have to figure out a cross intervention plan. Meanwhile I've got to go check on Tropix and Boshi". Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Dude, this feud with you and Boshi has got to blow over" said Luigi.
"Oh it will Mama Luigi, it will" smirked Yoshi as he rubbed his hands in mischief. Luigi pouted
At Rosalina's Observatory
Rosalina was enjoying some scones with her good friend Lubba when suddenly a black hole opened and out burst Bobby who slammed into "The Bedroom".
"Bobby? What are you doing here?" asked Rosalina. Although few outside of the spectral world knew of Bobby, Rosalina did.
"Rosalina, I have come to warn you of the grave danger that looms about us. There are three major threats to the world at the moment-Bowser is going after Waluigi, Wart after Bowser and King after the Jungle Kingdom. You must help me" said a very exhausted Bobby.
"Mother of the stars! Three at once?" yelped Rosalina.
"Yes, and we need your magical yet sweet heart and soul to save us" said Bobby.
"I'll do anything to save my husband and repay Mario for what he has done for us" said Rosalina.
"Rosalina, you are the Mother to the Lumas and Princess of the Cosmos. You can do anything" Bobby said optimistically.
"I'm afraid it's not that black and white Bobby. This is going to take a lot of careful thought and magical restraint" said Rosalina.
"Rosalina. I know you. You've helped me. I believe in you. Remember all of the times that you babysitted me and helped me through my darkest childhood hours. Remember the bedtime stories?" pleaded Bobby.
"Alright. I will help you. But I will warn you, great trouble lies ahead and that will be our main obstacle. Again, it's not as black and white as war being the only troubler here. We have got to consider the chronology of the world at stake here" said Rosalina.
"Thank you" said Bobby as he kissed her hand. "What should we do now?"
"I will place a Cosmic Shield over your spectral world, it will provide you with complete immunity to impending attacks. However it will only last through its course for some time. In the meanwhile we must travel to the centre of the Legend Galaxies, to harness the energy of a supermassive black hole to provide the energy required for this" said Rosalina. "Let's just pray that it works"
"On god" said Bobby.
Well this chapter included some interesting battles and some weird challenges. I had to change the rating to M for Boshi's celibacy challenge but think about it, learning celibacy is essential to becoming a warrior as you need not let the thought of your partner distract you. The bit with Bobby and Rosalina came out really well. I was really excited to write the parts involving Bobby and King Boo and their air prowess. As always, let me know if you have any suggestions :)