Title: Creature Feature
Author: badly-knitted
Characters: Tosh, Ianto, Team
Rating: G
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Torchwood never knows what will come through the Rift next…
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: For star54kar's prompt, "It's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater!"
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I love Janto: I think so too, a hand-made card is so much more personal and they're putting a lot of effort into making somthing they think the other will like. Thank you.
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Guest: Thank you! They may pretend otherwise, but they're romantics at heart!
I've only seen the British version.
Gwen paws at Jack in ways that would get her charged wih sexual harassment anywhere else. Even Jack isn't so forward. I cringed when she kissed him on the lips after the sex gas alien debacle - He's her boss, she'd met him for the first time less than 48 hours before, she claimed to be in a relationship with a man she supposedly loves, she just got a dozen innocent men killed through her carelessness and she kisses her new boss on the lips to say thanks for saving her life. It made my skin crawl.
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They really should have been accustomed by now to the strange creatures the Rift took pleasure in dumping on an unsuspecting Cardiff.
However, the monstrosity now hovering in front of them had come as something of a surprise.
"It's a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater!" Tosh gasped. "Whoever wrote that song must have seen one!"
"Sheb Woolley," Ianto said distractedly.
"What?"
"The writer."
"Oh."
The one eyed, one horned, flying purple creature glared at them.
"I'll have you know I most certainly do not eat people! That's slander! I happen to be a vegetarian," it said huffily.
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The End