Title: The Caffeine Provider
Author: badly-knitted
Characters: Ianto, mentions team
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 310 – Caffeine at tw100
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Ianto muses on being the team's coffee provider.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: This is my first drabble for the new prompt, hopefully there will be a few more.
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I love Janto: My aim was to post 250 this year, but to reach 500 chapters I think I need to post 261 or 262, something like that, so we'll see. I'm going to give it my best shot.
I like to think that Ianto makes sure Nosy doesn't watch too much TV, but it does like watching with its human friends.
The good thing about voting by phone is that it's all automated so you never have to speak. that makes it a lot easier for Nosy, lol!
If Ianto's not careful, Jack will be dressing in sparkly outfits covered in sequins! When JB was on the first series of Dancing on Ice, he wore a sparkly Elvis outfit for one of the routines, lol! He loved it!
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Sometimes, it seemed to Ianto that his sole purpose in life was to keep the entire team functioning by the judicious application of caffeine, supplied in an easily absorbed liquid format.
Then he'd roll his eyes, mutter something about turning into a pretentious prat and get on with making the coffee. Still, the fact remained that he spent an inordinate amount of time doing just that.
It wasn't that the others couldn't make coffee; more that their coffee wasn't drinkable, which meant the only sensible option was to make his own, and make theirs too.
He shrugged.
It was self-defence.
The End