The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

354. Natural Attraction

Title: Natural Attraction

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Owen, Ianto

Rating: PG-13 for Owen being Owen

Written For: Challenge 313 – Open at tw100. Prompt used is Challenge 161: Bugs.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Ianto has some fun at Owen's expense. Could be subtitled 'Revenge Is Sweet'.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: My eighteenth drabble for this challenge.

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I love Janto: Ianto can take care of himself, it's the others who are in danger. Pissed off chipmunks are not to be underestimated, lol!

Tosh will undoubtedly fix things, and get a delicious reward, possibly a really nice cake of some kind. Owen and Gwen will be getting decaf.

Thank you!

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Bagting Hangin: *grins* Thank you! Beware of the chipmunk!

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"I hate bugs!" Owen whined, batting ineffectually at the swarming insects.

"You hate everything," Ianto replied, rolling his eyes. "They probably sense that. Or they're attracted to that godawful aftershave you use, could be either."

Owen glared, opened his mouth to deliver what would have been a particularly scathing retort, and immediately started choking as he swallowed one of the insects.

Ianto smirked.

"How do they taste?"

Coughing, spluttering and cursing, Owen snarled, "Get the fucking things off me!"

"As you wish."

Ianto picked up the hose, smiling, and turned it on full, soaking Owen to the skin.

"Better?"

"Bastard!"

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The End