Chapter Nine
C.H.E.R.U.B
Charlie was arriving to the building with doughnuts in hand and coffe for blitzo and the others along with razzel and dazzel, she waved hi to a few demons and dodged some succubus and the enter the elevator and after a few floors she made it to the floor that belonged to her boss's company and walked in and went to the meeting and heard something and opened the door seeing the imp trio and loona looking at a commercial from heaven with cherubs and then blitzo shot at it
Millie: Nice One B!
Blitzo: Give Me Another Mox!
moxxie shoved the destroyed one off and replaced it with a new one and charlie stood there confused and blitzo noticed the princess and smiled
Blitzo: Char! And Hey Coffe Nice! How's The Lady Friend~?
Charlie: Good And Um What's With Shooting at TV's?
she brought everyone there doughnuts and coffe and razzel and Dazzel nuzzled up to millie who accepted and cuddled them back and moxxie turned the tv on and switched through channels as blitzo was talking to charlie loading his gun
Blitzo: Just Shooting Shitty Commercials, Want in?
Charlie: Nah I'm Good
Blitzo: Suit Yourself
moxxie switched through the channels and blitzo didn't like the first two and then saw a commercial where a demon named wally was advertising a factory where a bunch of weird gadgets can be made and then shoots it and moxxie gets out of the way
Millie: Wooo! You're On A Roll Sir!
suddenly the ground started shaking for some reason and it woke up loona and everyone started getting a little concerned
Blitzo: Oh Shit, Is That A Hell Shake?
Moxxie: That's Possible?
Charlie: Yeah But I Remember Them Happening Once A Month
razzel and dazzel put themselves on Charlie's shoulders for protection and millie tells moxxie not to panick though he wasn't and charlie was just as confused
Loona: Stop Getting Hysterical Fattie!!!
loona smacked him across the room and then a recking ball breaks they're wall and moxxie gets crushed in the rubble theb some man with green and red and black mechanical arms enters and stepping on moxxie
Demon: Do Not Be Afraid!
Blitzo: Please Tell Me You Got That Insurance Thing?
charlie got moxxie from the rubble and brought him to millie then looked at her boss
Charlie: Didn't I Already Teach You Insurance?
Blitzo: You Did?
FLASHBACK
Charlie was giving blitzo a lesson on insurance and blitzo was drawing horses the hole time completely ignoring The Lesson His Employee Is Giving Him
Charlie: That's How We Put Things Through On The Income Tax Got It?
Blitzo: Got It
he said giving a thumbs up and doodling in his notebook the hole time
PRESENT
Charlie facepalms herself at the fact her boss was doodling like a child instead of learning how to use money properly like an adult was just downright shameful and then the demon introduced himself
Loopty Goopty: I Am Loopty Goopty, Dastardly Inventer Of All Things Loopy and Loopish!
Loona: Could've Just Use The Door Dude, Dosen't Need To Be This Hole Thing
blitzo sniffs him and he asks if he just died and soon loopty shows a picture of an old man for them to kill and he explains that he was his business partner and tells them how he died from an experiment of stopping or reversing the aging process then the two aged into old men and loopty died but hid partner lived but was as old as him then the group were on a bus in the human world in they're human disguises
Moxxie: gee Wonder Who's House This Is
Travel Guide: And Her Is The Home Of Famous Inventor Lyle Limpton
then the group begins to walk up to the house and charlie finds a way in as a bird while blitzo, millie and moxxie watch from the window, but the imps see the old man about to kill himself but something stops it and turns up to be the cherubs
Lyle Limpton: Oh Lord I'm Being Haunted By Ugly Orphan Children!
blizto and others get up from the ground to see what happened Meanwhile charlie in her human form walks in a doctor outfit and to kill him silently til she stops and sees the cherubs
Blitzo: Who The Fuck Are They?
Moxxie: Oh No, Sir Those Are-
Cletus: Cherubs Mr. Lyle
Mr. Lyle limpton called them stinking orphaned children and then on of the cherubs collin explains that they're gonna try to convince him to not kill himself from heaven to grant him a blessing in the behave of the Benefit of technological advances and blitzo wasn't going to have it, he loads his gun and charges through the window but falls immediately after
Charlie: Did he Seriously Just Do That?
the cherubs looked to the direction of Charlie's voice and see her and get confused of seeing a doctor in the building though it seemed many left the house
Cletus: Who Are You?
charlie sees the cherubs and pieces two to two together quickly and reverts to her original form and outfit and they freak out
Collin: IT'S LUCIFERS SPAWN!!!!
Charlie: Okay Rude!
Collin: Sorry
the female one(I forgot her name) grabs collin and slaps him across the face
Female Cherub: Don't Apologize To The Offspring Of Evil!
Charlie: Okay 1. Ouch. 2. What's the point of coming here for this asshole?
Collin: He Can Pay For New Hospitals And Schools
Lyle Limpton: Why Won't You Let Me Die?!
then blitzo offers some options and charlie and moxxie pull out multiple weapons of any kind and then cotton jumps in again
Collin: He's Classier Than That!
he's quickly proven wrong when Mr. lyle tries to use a high powered rifle and then the cherubs explain they'll show him the beauty of life and take him and our imo trio is there too in furry outfits(c'mon tell me that's not true) and Charlie disguised as a forset ranger and blitzo makes a comment on three that's nasty
Female Cherub: *Gasp* That Is So Inappropriate!
Millie: Oh Kiss Our Ass Prude!
Charlie: Ha, Nice
the girls say with millie flipping them off and Charlie high fiving her for it and blitzo shows lyle the dark parts of nature with a family of rabbits being killed by wolfs and the wolfs are attacked by a bear then the bear is crushed by a tree from a lumberjack who gets a beehive stuck to his head and stung by bees and then impaled by a deer, everyone is horrified by the massacre they witnessed and soon the cherubs take him to a mall where kids are lined up to asks santa for what they want for Christmas
Blitzo: Hey Dipshits! Wanna Know Who's Lap You're Sitting On?
he pulls off the santa costume of the man showing a gross old man with the shirt saying #Cuties(Whatever That Means) and the children run and screams and then the cherubs take lyle to lovers lane and guess who ruins it for him our trio of imps and the princess as the imps are in lady outfits and Charlie in her casual outfit while in human form then blitzo gets a speaker and says
Blitzo: Hey Horny Lovers! Which Wanna You Fuck This Old Man Or My Employee?
Some Teens Go Over To Charlie's Direction And Charlie Is Absolutely Pissed At Her Boss For This One And Flips Hom Off Before Beginning To Escape The Horny People And The Cherubs Argue With The Imps
A FEW MINUTES LATER
after escaping horny teens charlie gets a text from blitzo saying they're at an oprea show and then when she finds it, Charlie transforms into a bird to go up on the scaffolding of the theater and there are her fellow employees and boss who she smacks on the back of his head
Charlie: That's For The Stunt You Pulled On Lovers Lane!
Blitzo: Ow! Okay Sorry!
they put they're focus on limpton and how they were going to do it and decide to ruined the show and accidentally cause the stage light to fall on the singer and killing her and everyone in the audience is horrified
Clestus: That It! I Have Had It! You Four Monsters Have Messed With Us Enough
Collin: We're Just Trying To Do Our Job!
Moxxie: Well So Are We!
cletus then pulls out a angelic crossbow and the other two do the same and charlie pulls out her trident as her demon form appears ready to defend her friends
Charlie: Don't Try It Bitches!
Female Cherub: You Stay Out Of This You Disgusting Spawn Of The Unholy!
Millie: Hey! No Disrespects Our Princess, Especially Not Some Judge Mental, Cotton Candy, Tit Having Bitch!
then the yellow one attacks millie and they get into a fist fight and moxxie and blitzo are chased by cletus and collin and Charlie used fireballs at Cletus and moxxie swings around on a rope and shoots at one rope for a bag to land on the yellow female cherubs and saves millie theb they make out and millie fires guns as charlie turns into an eagle and grabs collin and tosses him at cletus and she turns back and punches the female cherubs in the face and they fight continuesly and multiple people in the audience die and then blitzo throws a gun at cletus causing him to shoot the scaffolding and it caused the piano to kill lyle limpton and the cherubs are in shocked and the imps and demon princess smirk
Moxxie: Well Looks Like You Did Our Job For Us
Charlie: Thanks And See Ya
she texts loona and a portal opens and the group return to hell with the cherubs left there all alone with the consequences of killing a man
ONE WEEK LATER
it had been a week since the cherub situation and now charlie was walking down the street with angel dust holding some takeout food and going to cherri's place and she tells angel about the events of last week
Angel: Wow, So What Happened To Those Cherubs?
Charlie: We Lefted Before We Could Find Out So I Don't Know But I Doubt We'll See Them Again
TO BE CONTINUED
END OF CHAPTER NINE