Flay Me to the Moon! Set after the first episode. Fry and pals start their first day working for the Professor while still being fugitives. Then they all go to the moon to visit a theme park on the moon.
Plot
Space.
Fry was trying to do the Captains log thing from Star Trek.
"Captain's Log. Star Date um..."
"Fry it's January the 1st, 3000 AD..." said Leela.
"Oh." said Fry.
"And you're not the captain." said Leela.
Fry sighed.
"Ahem. Good News everyone!" said Professor Farnsworth. This is his catchphrase. Everyone listened to hear what the news was.
"We're no longer fugitives!" said Farnsworth.
Everyone cheered.
"Well at least while the entire Earth's government is hung over from New Years Eve." said Farnsworth. "So we can return home and set up some defences like a nuclear bunker and anti laser force fields. Oh and landmines."
"Cooool!" said Oscar.
"I don't know if I can live as a fugitive." said Leela.
"Well I am not being shot out of a cannon into the sun. Or kissing the boots of fascist cops..." said Oscar.
"We'll also need to do some grocery shopping now that Planet Express is in business again." said Farnsworth.
"Until we all get eaten by Giant Space Wasps..." said Oscar.
"Yes until you all get eaten by Giant Space Wasps." Farnsworth was hinting he'd escape like a coward and would be back to trying to employ another band of fugitives.
They landed back in Planet Expresses hangar. By descending through the open roof.
"Next time can I fly?" Fry asked.
"Certainly not!" Said Professor Farnsworth.
They head to the main room which had a large round table and a huge screen and the centre of the table had a hologram generator on it.
"My new crew. Allow me to introduce you to the rest of the Planet Express Staff." said Professor Farnsworth.
There was Hermes Conrad. A Jamaican bureaucrat. He was stapling paperwork and filing it.
"Ay."
Amy Wong. A Chinese intern who's one of those energetic and excitable Asian girls or Genki girls.
"Hi."
Also her parents are extremely rich so they bought half of Mars and live there.
"Coooool! So you're a Martian?!" said Oscar.
"As much as the Roman Emperor Germanicus was German." Said Farnsworth. "Then yes."
"And as much as any of us is actually American..." said Leela.
"Yes, quiet so. Howdy folks!" said a Native American sat there in their board meeting for some reason.
Oscar winced as he gawked at the Native American.
Then they were introduced to the staff doctor. Zoidberg. A bipedal lobster man.
Oscar screamed in fear.
Zoidberg screamed at him.
Leela face palmed.
Anyway Zoidberg was their personal doctor or medic. However he was incompetent as he didn't understand human anatomy.
"Now, open your mouth... and let's have a look at that brain." Zoidberg examined Fry. Fry opened his mouth to let him examine him.
"No, no, no, no, no, not that mouth." said Zoidberg.
"I only have one." said Fry.
"Really? That's terribly inefficient!" said Zoidberg.
Fry groaned exasperated.
...
The board room and dining room.
"Now, Hermes, Amy. And... Zoidberg..." said Professor Farnsworth. No one liked Zoidberg. "Fry, Oscar, Leela and Bender are fugitives on the run from the law as they refused their assigned careers. So we need to immediately set up defences like force fields and laser canons etc."
Hermes signed. "Why didn't you four just accept the appropriate jobs assigned to you?!"
"Because no one pushes me around! Or Fry or Leela or Bender." Oscar snapped.
They welded the last of the force field generators in place and switched on the laser proof force fields. Just in time as Nixon and the cops arrived to hassle them again.
Arablblblblblblb! A damn force field!" Richard Nixon's head tutted. "You can't stay locked in there forever you damn commies!"
"Yes we can!" said Oscar.
Richard Nixon's head growled.
Inside.
"Actually we can't. We have a job to do. Delivering packages Like Fed Ex but in space. Plus we need groceries." said Oscar.
"We'll have to go underground. Via the sewers." said Leela.
"Eeeeeeew!" Oscar groaned.
The sewers.
Accessing the sewers from the Planet Express Headquarters basement. Fry, Leela, Bender and Oscar headed towards another district of New New York. Where there wasn't a huge police presence because all the police were surrounding the Planet Express building trying to get in via a siege. Plus the ordinary people just didn't care about criminals or tattling on them.
Oscar felt unnerved this time in the sewers and wasn't being annoying going on about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. "This place is creepy." Well the sewers were dark and pipe rattled and Oscar thought he heard splashing from someone running about.
"Don't worry. There's nothing down here. Except mutants." said Leela.
"Mutants?!" Oscar shrieked frightened.
"Shhhh!" Everyone hushed him.
"A few decades, possibly a century ago, The Earthican government banished mutants and deformed people to the sewers to live in the ruins of Old New York." said Leela as they travelled.
"The cruel jerks!" Oscar snapped.
Leela made a positive mumble as she agreed with him. It was cruel.
They passed through several more sewer chambers and tunnels. They didn't notice Mutants watching them. Including green pig nosed lady mutant.
Fry, Leela etc even passed a sub chamber where amusingly the Teenage Ninja Mutant Ninja Turtles were playing poker.
Oscar stifled a giggle.
Eventually they came to sewer lid up into town.
"Well here we are. The shops up above are quite reasonably priced and people really don't care that we're public enemy number one." said Leela.
They went shopping.
"Ugh! It's like being on vacation! The food is so weird! Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?" Fry groaned.
"Well, if you don't like that... try some Archduke Chocula." said Leela. Hehehehe! They got promoted...
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Anyway We should pay and get home everyone finished?" Leela asked.
"Hold on." Oscar bought a large pack of diapers.
"Uh..." Fry winced.
"I um uh not potty trained. Don't ask. Besides my job on the ship involves sitting on my butt all the time manning the gun. For days even! I can't leave us defenceless to take a whiz..." said Oscar.
And so nobody asked anymore questions. They paid and got back to base.
...
Planet Express boardroom.
"As new employees I'd like your opinion on our commercial. I've paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl." said Farnsworth.
"- Wow." said Fry. -
" Not on the same channel, of course." said Farnsworth turning on the giant monitor. A commercial played.
"Interplanetary deliveries... What a headache." said some guy.
There was a big green Horrible Gelatinous Blob working in an office.
"Evans, where is that package from Earth?" He roared.
"Uh..." said a guy working.
The blob ate him. We see the poor sap trapped in his gelatinous goop. "I'm not Evans!" The man cried.
"He should have used Planet Express. When those other companies aren't brave or foolhardy enough to go... trust Planet Express for reliable, on-time delivery." said a slogan.
With Planet Express Mr Blob got his package.
"Here's your package, Mr. Horrible Gelatinous Blob." said Evans delivering a package.
"Good work, Evans. You've got a future around here." said Mr Blob. He ate Evans anyway.
"Thank you, sir." said Evens stuck in his jelly like body.
"Planet Express. Our crew is replaceable... your package isn't." said the commercial as a giant monster bird screeched and kidnapped a poor guy.
"Are there really giant birds like that?" Fry asked.
"No, no, that was all just special effects." said Farnsworth. "Now, let's have breakfast. I hope everyone likes eggs." He went to the kitchen.
Professor Farnsworth had a giant box of six giant bird eggs. As he cooked one of them hatched and a baby giant monster bird attacked him.
Farnsworth screamed as the baby bird attacked him.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
We then cut to the titles.
...
The title gag is "In Hypno-vision" With the Hypnotoad! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
The old timey cartoon on the big screen on a building before the Planet Express Ship smashes into it is Porky Pig in Baby Bottleneck. It's the cartoon where machines dress him up as a baby and put a diaper on him.
We are back in the boardroom. Some of the crew are eating breakfast.
Fry whined about the strange new food in the future.
"Caffeinated bacon. Bacon-ated Grapefruit... Admiral Crunch..."
Once again Leela recommended he try the Archduke Chocula.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Hehehehe! Ahem. So like did all the cereal mascots get promoted during the last 1,000 years? What about Lucky the leprechaun?" Oscar asked.
"He's in rehab." said Leela.
Oscar cracked up laughing.
The rest of the staff arrived. In canon this was when they were introduced but I've already introduced them.
"Hermes where is that paper work I filed?" Farnsworth asked.
"Well Professor, they've been signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters." said Hermes.
"Excellent." said Professor Farnsworth.
Amy was drinking her morning coffee.
Hermes also pays the bills etc as I don't think anyone can trust the doddering old professor to chew apple sauce, let alone pay his bills...
"Someone come and drop this package... through the slot last night." said Hermes as sometimes Planet Express receives packages! "Now, which one of you is the captain?"
"Oh, my. I haven't picked a new captain yet. It's always so hard to choose." said Professor Farnsworth.
"Ooh. Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh." Fry really wanted to be captain.
"Mmm... you." Farnsworth promoted Leela to captain.
Fry groaned.
"Okay, Captain, this is just... a standard legal release... of the unforeseen." said Hermes getting Leela to sign a form.
Leela read the gruesome and some amusing deaths...
"Death by airlock failure."
"Mm-hmm." said Hermes.
"Coooooool!" Oscar was pretending to be choking.
"Death by brain parasite."
"Yah." said Hermes.
"Death by Chestburster." Leela was reading.
"Cooooool!" said Oscar.
"Oscar I'm trying to read." said Leela.
"Death by being eaten by Giant Space Wasp."
Oscar winced unnerved.
"Death by sonic diarrhea."
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Sonic diarrhea..."
"Oh-ho, you don't want that." said Hermes chuckling.
"Look, I don't know about your previous captains... but I intend to do as little dying as possible." said Leela.
"Sign the paper." Hermes sighed.
Plot 2
"And now, Fry, before you go into space... you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you, though, he's a little... unusual." said Farnsworth. "He wears sandals."
"He's an alien lobster man... I screamed at him yesterday..." said Oscar.
"Um yes... well..." said Farnsworth.
"Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy. He needs a physical." Farnsworth guided Fry to the medical room.
"You'll be fine..." said Farnsworth before leaving Fry.
"Excellent, excellent. You'll be fine. Now, open your mouth... and let's have a look at that brain." said Zoidberg. Fry opened his mouth. "No, no, no, no, no, not that mouth."
"I only have one." said Fry.
"Really?" Zoidberg asked.
"Uh... is there a human doctor around?" Fry asked.
"Young lady, I'm an expert on humans." said Zoidberg.
Fry winced exasperated.
"Pick a mouth, open it, and say..." Zoidberg made a weird noise.
Fry made a bad attempt to copy that noise.
"What? My mother was a saint! Get out." Zoidberg shouted at him offended.
Fry left as Zoidberg angrily hurled things at him.
Oscar winced. "What did you do?!"
"I don't know!" Fry cried.
Bender was being examined.
"Oh Bender you're filthy!" said Professor Farnsworth.
Bender muttered.
Farnsworth amusingly had him cleaned by the singing groomers and cleaners and scarecrow stuffers from the city of Oz...
"Rub rub here, rub rub there
Whether you're tin or brass
That's how we keep you in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Bender yelled at the City of Oz singing metal polishers.
...
Later.
The Professor took off Bender's head and emptied rubbish out of it.
Bender's body extended its arms to pinch Amy's wallet and poured her money into it via the hole where Bender's head screws on.
"So... what does Amy do here?" Oscar asked.
"Oh she's my intern. Also I keep her around because she has the same blood type as me..." said the Professor.
"Okay..." said Oscar.
"Well Dr Zoidberg said I'm as healthy as a crab. Can we go on our first delivery now?" Fry asked.
"My you are eager Fry. As a matter of fact. You have a crate of soft toys to deliver to the Moon." said Professor Farnsworth.
"The moon moon? The actual moon?" Fry asked.
"Yes well to a theme park on the moon. A toy grabber machine needs restocking with toys." said Farnsworth.
"Coooool! I'll be just like Neil Armstrong and um... that other brave guy." said Fry.
"Okay but guys no goofing off. I want to avoid any mishaps until at least my second day as captain..." said Leela.
"Fine... spoilsport..." Oscar groaned.
Amy wanted to come as well.
"Fine..." said Leela.
"If anything happens, bring back her blood." said the professor.
Oscar winced at him.
On the ship.
Leela was piloting the ship.
Leela apparently has heard of Amy's parents the Wongs.
"Hang on. Amy Wong? Of the Mars Wongs?"
"Yeah when you wing them you get a Wong number! Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed telling a racist joke.
Amy rolled her eyes.
Fry winced at Oscar.
...
"Well I don't like to brag..." said Amy.
"Are you at college still?" Leela asked.
"Yeah, doing an internship for the Professor." said Amy.
"What Sorority are you in?" Leela asked.
"Kappa Kappa Wong." said Amy. Her parents opened a sorority just for her.
"If I ever go to college my Fraternity is gonna be called Karma Karma Chameleon..." said Oscar being daft.
"Okay..." Leela winced trying time keep focused on flying the ship.
Eventually they arrived at the moon.
Fry was entranced by hoe beautiful it was.
"Does anything live on the moon?" Oscar asked.
"The theme park has an artificial atmosphere so you can breath in there but no. Nothing lives on the moon." said Leela.
"Not even Clangers?" Oscar whined.
She didn't answer him as she was focused on delivering the crate. Amy operates the magnet to lower it out of the ship.
"Why is there a theme park here... that's not authentic..." Fry sighed.
"It's fun and it brings in tourism." said Amy.
"Yes but we're at work. There's no time for fun..." said Leela.
Everyone whines.
"We have to deliver the package." said Leela.
"Can't we just dump the package in the sewers and pretend we delivered it?" Fry asked.
"Nah too much work. Let's burn it." said Bender.
"No we're delivering the package like professionals..." said Leela.
"Aaaaaawwwww! But I wanna see the moon..." Fry whined.
"I want to suffocate on the moon from the lack of air and my head explode!" said Oscar being daft.
"OK, if everyone's finished being stupid-" Leela sighed.
"No I haven't! Wolololololol! Blblblblblbl! Eh ooooh! Eh oooooooh! Halabalaaaa. (Starts squawking like a rooster.)" said Oscar making demented noises.
Leela sighed.
...
"Okay we'll deliver the package then we'll go sightseeing..." She sighed.
Then Amy lost the ship's keys for some reason!
Luna Park Arcade.
"And sign here." said Leela to Sal. A vest wearing and cap wearing redneck who later annoys her in a later episode.
The toys are poured into the toy grabber machine.
"Are you moon people?" Fry asked random tourists.
"Get bent..." said a guy.
"Fry nothing lives on the moon... A park was built to draw in tourists." said Leela.
"I want to see Moon people and eat moon cheese!" Fry whined.
Leela sighed.
Oscar laughed.
Outside the park, they decided to take a break and visit it as tourists.
They came to a queue to the park. It was extremely long.
They all groaned.
"Um can I cut in front of you?" Fry asked a guy in the queue.
"Well... ummmmm... ehhhhh... No." said the guy bluntly.
Eventually they got in.
"Hello children! I am Craterface!" said the mascot Craterface who has a moon for a head!
Oscar screamed. "Aaaaaaaaagh! It's Moonface! Run! Run for your lives before he takes us up the Faraway Tree!"
Fry and Leela winced exasperated.
Bender was drinking beer.
"Sir I'll have to confiscate your alcohol." said Craterface to Bender.
"Better mascots than you have tried." said Bender downing his beer. He then stuffed the bottle into Craterface's eye.
"Well at least I still have my dignity." said Craterface. He chuckled. Then he started crying.
This inserting things into the Moon's eye was a reference to A Trip to the Moon by Georges Méllès.
"That mascot creeps me out..." Oscar shivered.
The crew are then at a souvenir store.
"Who buys this trash?" Leela sighed.
"Idiots who need gifts for other idiots. said Bender.
Fry emerges from around the corner wearing one of the T-shirts and carrying magnets.
"Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets." said Fry,
He puts one on Bender's head causing Bender's pupils to dilate and an electrical surge in his head. He starts waving his arms around in a panic.
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it- Uh-oh!" He yells but is taken over by a desire to sing folk songs.
He starts singing his own version of Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind".
(singing) "How many roads must a man walk down, before you-" He howls. "Aroooooo!"
Oscar cracked up laughing.
Fry takes the magnet off and Bender gasps.
"Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit!" Bender gasped.
"So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?" Fry asked.
"Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer." said Bender gazing up at the sky sadly.
"Coooooool! I'm gonna keep sticking magnets to you to make you sing and do stuff..." said Oscar.
...
They then got snacks.
Fry griped that the park wasn't authentic and that he wanted to see the real moon.
"Fry no one wants to see that. It's boring and you can't breath on the moon as there's no air." Leela sighed.
Fry sulked.
Oscar was rudely slurping his soda.
Sluuuuuurp.
Bender glared at him.
Oscar continued slurping his nearly empty soda, making a rude sound.
They then go to see Majora's Mask. Who claims he lives on the moon.
"Uh huh... Yeah sure..." Fry was fed up with the phoney theme park.
They then went on a train ride with dumb singing animatronics.
"We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell our tall tale,
And sing our whaling tune!"
"Gay..." Oscar groaned bored by the stupid ride.
"Oscar please..." Leela reprimanded him.
"We're whalers on the mooooooon!" The animatronics sang.
A Whalerbot popping out of a barrel waves to Bender.
"Bender, hey, Bender! Over here!" said one of the singing whalerbots. Apparently he knows Bender.
Bender covers his face and turns away.
"Oh, jeez! I went to high school with that guy!"
The ride is still going with singing whalers.
"We're whalers on the moon..."
There is a sign reading Goofy Gopher Revue. The riding guests sit patiently for the show to begin.
"Monsanto presents: The Goophy Gopher Revue!" said the announcer.
On a small stage, several robotic gophers pop out of crater-shaped holes.
"Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?"
"Because it's a little meteor!"
"This is weak!" Fry groaned.
"Address all complaints to the Monsanto corporation." said a robot gopher.
"Yeah like you know comedy Fry..." Leela sighed.
The Goofy Gophers were singing etc.
By the time the ride ended Fry was annoyed even more by the fun silliness of the park. Oscar was just irritated by the dumb singing animatronics.
"I'm sure I had more money in my wallet..." said Amy checking her wallet.
Bender whistled nonchalantly.
Plot 3
The gang had bought cotton candy.
Oscar is eating cotton candy. Leela was just happy that was keeping him from speaking abd saying stupid things.
Fry was bored of the silly attractions and rides and wanted to see the real moon.
"What's wrong, Fry?" Leela asked.
"I don't know. This place is great and all but its just so artificial. The gravity, the air, the gophers. You might as well stay on Earth." said Fry.
He tosses his cotton candy into a bin and runs to a window.
"That's what I came to see! I wanna go out there and jump around like an astronaut. Screw this phoney stuff!" said Fry.
"But the phoney stuff is what's fun. It's boring out there." said Leela.
"Yeah… why do you wanna go out there…" Amy sighed.
Fry was disgusted. "Is it me or did everyone just get stupider and stupider in the future?! The moon isn't supposed be fun with silly gophers! It's just there and Neil Armstrong discovered it! If humans hadn't walked on the moon because they thought it might be boring none of your fancy technology like ray guns and hover cars would have been invented..."
Leela sighed.
"Yeah! You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't want to see the Sexeteria!" said Bender.
Oscar cracked up laughing. "I went to Jerusalem with the Simpsons and we didn't see that..."
"Shut up!" Bender snapped.
"Maybe I should take Fry on the Luna Rover ride. You get to wear a space suit and drive around on the surface. And the line's short because it's educational." said Leela.
Oscar groaned.
"I don't care how educational it is. Let's do it!" said Fry.
He runs off with Leela. Bender raises his bottle and takes a long slug of beer and gulps it down.
"Next year in Jerusalem!" He yelled.
Luna Park: Destination Moon. Moon Buggy ride.
Fry and Leela sit in a moon buggy wearing orange spacesuits.
"Finally! Get ready for some serious moon action." said Fry.
They go through some doors.
A narrator on loudspeakers speaks. "The story of lunar exploration started with one man. A man with a dream."
The ride continues to a room with animatronic versions of the leads from The Honeymooners. Ralph and Alice.
"One of these days, Alice. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!" said Ralph as a robot.
Oscar laughed.
"Wow, I never realised the first astronauts were so fat!" said Leela.
"That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian. And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife." said Fry annoyed.
"Hehehehe! Domestic violence..." said Oscar. Um are you okay buddy?
"One of these days Alice, one of these days! Bam!" The animatronics repeated for each buggy.
"This is so like our marriage... it's scary..." said Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 on holiday to Luna Land with his wife NdNd.
NdNd sighed.
...
Elsewhere Bender and Amy were at the arcade.
"Wow this virtual Skeeball is great!" said Amy.
However Bender noticed something. "Hey isn't that the ship's keys in the toy grabber?"
Amy took off her virtual reality helmet to look. She saw the keys in the toy grabber. "Oh no! Leela's gonna kill me!"
"She'll probably make me do it..." said Bender.
And so the day trip to the moon goes sour.
Back on the Luna Rover Moon Buggy ride.
The singing whalers were back! Nooooooo!
"We're whalers on the moon! We carry our harpoons!"
Oscar screamed but no one can hear him through his suit.
The robot gophers joined in.
"But there are no whales so we tell tall tales..."
Leela sings along.
"And we sing a whalin' tuuuuune!"
Oscar groaned unable to cover his ears because of his astronaut helmet.
"This is not what happened..." Fry groaned annoyed.
"Oh and I suppose you have a degree in Funology..." Leela sighed.
Fry sighed. "Leela I preferred when you were a stickler for order and accuracy. Can't you see this is phoney? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Took photographs with suspicious moon wind blowing the States flag and played golf for a bit with the other astronaut before they went home! There were no gophers or whalers!"
Leela sighed.
Fry then sabotaged the ride to derail the buggy.
"Fry no!" Leela groaned. "You'll get us into trouble..."
"I just wish to inform you of what the moon is really like..." said Fry.
They drove outside the dome.
"Here we are. The real moon." said Fry.
"Yeah it's dusty and boring. I'll give you ten minutes until you get bored and apologise for being a jerk..." said Leela.
"You're a jerk..." said Fry.
He drove the buggy about doing stunts.
"Wheeeeee!"
"Yahoooooo!"
"Google!" Oscar yelled.
Fry winced at him.
They scoot along the surface of the moon. O scar is disappointed to find the moon is not made of cheese.
"I brought a packet of crackers for nothing?!"
Fry winced.
What do Kiwis think of kiwis eating kiwis?" Oscar asked.
"Uh…" Fry stammered.
...
"Look out Fry!" Leela yelled.
They crashed and tumbled into into a crater.
"Okay let's go back to the park." said Fry.
However they started sinking into the moon dust/soil.
"Eek! Moon Quicksand!" Oscar cried.
"Help me Leela! Heeeeeelp!" Fry cried.
"Guys stop panicking! You'll only sink faster!" said Leela.
Oscar whimpered as they were sinking.
Leela got them out by expelling some pressurised air from their oxygen tanks.
They were shot out of the quicksand and safely on solid ground.
"You did it Leela! We're saved!" Fry cheered.
"No. Now we're gonna die." said Leela showing her oxygen tank. It was low from her venting the oxygen to get them out of the quicksand.
Oscar screamed.
"It's every man for himself!" Fry cried.
Leela sighed exasperated.
Meanwhile inside the park.
Amy was playing the claw machine to get the ship's keys.
"Hey Amy! I won some guy's wallet!" said Bender.
"Shut up... I'm trying to get the keys... (swears in Cantonese)" Amy groaned as she dropped the keys.
"Oh it's just like making love. Up, left, down, rotate 68 degrees... mechanical whirling..." said Bender.
"I know how to make love..." said Amy.
"I thought you were a virgin!" Bender gasped.
"Guh! My parents still think I'm a virgin..." said Amy.
Bender then tried to cheat the machine by sticking his extendable arm up the prize hole to take the keys.
However park security saw him.
"Hey!"
"Uh... um... It wasn't my fault officer! That girl!" Bender points to Amy. "She programmed me to be evil!"
Bender was thrown out of the park onto the lifeless and airless surface of the moon.
"Fine! I don't need your stupid park! I'll build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers!" Bender pondered. "Wait screw the theme park."
He walked about on the lifeless surface of the moon.
In the park. Two sweaty vest wearing hicks walked about.
"Let's mosey on over here..."
...
Back to Fry, Leela and Oscar.
"Let's find the original Landing site!" said Fry.
"No Fry! That hasn't been found again for a thousand years! And we need to find more oxygen or we'll die..." said Leela.
Fry sighed.
"I know Fry was feeling nostalgic and wanted to see the real moon but Screw you Fry! We're gonna die because of you!" Oscar snapped.
Fry frowned.
"Wait I see a barn, with an atmosphere dome. We can restock our oxygen their and yell at Fry once we're safe." said Leela.
Fry frowned.
They knocked on the barn door.
An elderly southern farmer pointed a gun at them.
"Trespassers!" He yelled.
"No! We're tourists from the theme park!" said Leela.
"Ah that accursed place. The Tit-o-matic ride is alright but that place jus' ain't right! It ain't natural!" said the Farmer.
"Seeeeee...?" Fry said smugly.
Leela sighed.
"Hehehehe! Tit-o-matic..." Oscar chuckled.
"Why are you varmints here?!" The farmer yelled.
"Sir we need to replenish our oxygen tanks or we will die. Can we borrow some oxygen?" Leela asked.
"Borrow? No you see, you'll have to work on my farm to earn your precious oxygen! You can stay for the night and then I'll drive you back to that accursed park..." said the Farmer.
"Seems fair. We'll work a few hours, sleep then be back at the park tomorrow." said Fry.
"Fry a night on the moon lasts two weeks..." said Leela.
"Oh and one thing. Stay away from my three robot daughters!" said the Farmer.
"Robot daughters?!" Oscar winced.
"I have a feeling this is one of these things we don't want to know about..." Fry grimaced in disgust.
"You can start by milking the buggalo." said the farmer.
Oscar winced. "Buggalo?"
...
Elsewhere.
Amy was still playing on the claw machine trying to win the keys. She sighed as she dropped them again.
On the moon. Bender was walking about on the moon. He's a robot so oxygen and the very cold nights on the moon weren't a problem for him.
"Kill all humans... Kill all humans..." He muttered over and over. However despite his hatred of humans he could not be bothered to kill anyone and would rather drink alcohol.
On Earth Nixon gave up pursuing Fry, Etc for not taking their jobs assigned to them. Plus he had to surrender because he was impeached.
He grumbled as he was told to leave the White House with Headless Spiro Agnew. Gerald Ford's head took over as President.
At a farm on the moon.
Fry, Leela and Oscar were asked by the farmer to milk his Buggalo.
Oscar winced as the Buggalo were giant beetles with cow splotch printed shells.
"Okay..." said Oscar. "I was hoping for cows on the moon..."
"Cows are extinct..." said Leela.
"Right…" Oscar rolled his eyes.
They sat on stools and milked the giant beetles.
The Buggalo clicked their mandibles and fluttered their elytra.
"I told you to turn around and go back to the park. But oh, no, the park was too phoney. We had to see the real moon." Leela ranted angrily at Fry.
"And it was great! We got to see craters and rocks and that one incredible rock that looked like a crater and ... and these fellas." said Fry.
He pats one of the buggalo, which looks like a cross between a cow and a giant ladybug. It clicked its mandibles and cleaned itself.
"We nearly drowned in Moon Quicksand!" Oscar snapped.
"Fry, face it: The moon is a dump. It's a boring, dried-up wasteland and the only reason anybody ever comes here is for the tacky little amusement park. Can't you just accept that?" said Leela.
"I guess I can't." said Fry sharply and annoyed at Leela.
Oscar glared at Fry.
Plot 4
Elsewhere the Moon.
Bender encounters Clangers.
Clangers whistling.
"Shut up baby! I know it!" said Bender.
The Farm.
The Farmer praised Leela, Oscar and Fry for their hard work.
"Now to meet my robot daughters." said the Farmer.
Oscar winced not wanting to know how that was possible.
"Lulubelle 7." An attractive Fembot.
"Hey y'all!"
"Daisy Mae 128k."
"Yoo hoooooo!" said Daisy. She was also pretty for a robot.
"And the Crushinator." said the Farmer.
There was a fat, huge pink robot vending machine thing on treads.
"Hello." said the robot in a deep voice.
Oscar winced baffled and his eyelids twitched.
Because they worked hard and didn't try to "Make love" to his robot daughters. The Farmer invited them to have dinner.
At dinner.
Oscar noticed the Farmer's shirt read "The Moon will rise again.
"The Moon will rise again?! Of course it will! It rises every night." said Oscar.
The Farmer mumbled.
"It's a reference to confederates of the past. Now they're all moon people." said Leela.
...
Amy was still playing on the claw machine.
People were getting annoyed as they wanted a go.
(Angry crowd.)
Bender then found the farm Fry and Leela were at.
"Bender!" They called him.
He was interrogated by the farmer and offered work as long as he didn't touch his robot daughters.
However Bender was horny...
"You meddling mechanoid! You just had to sleep with the Crushinator!" The farmer chased Bender shooting at him.
Fry winced at Bender shaking his head as they fled with full up oxygen tanks.
They escape the angry farmer in the moon buggy.
"Damn it Crushinator! Jump the trench!" The farmer yelled.
"No Pa. I love him." said Crushinator.
Fry, Oscar, Leela and Bender are wandering about the moon.
"Oh great it's nighttime..." said Leela as the sun sets.
"And?" Fry asked.
"Fry as someone who wants to only know cold hard facts about the real and boring moon. It reaches minus 200 degrees at night..." said Leela.
"Centigrade or the other thing?" Fry asked.
"First Centigrade. Then Fahrenheit..." said Leela.
Oscar whimpered.
At the park.
Amy was dragged from the toy grabber claw machine so others could have ago. Otto Mann made a cameo as he is obsessed with claw machines and trying to win lobster kazoos.
Amy sighed.
...
The moon.
Fry, Oscar, Leela and Bender were fleeing the darkness as it followed them.
"I don't know why I'm running. I'm a robot, I don't feel the cold." said Bender.
The eventually arrived at a colony of Clangers...
Fry winced as Clangers whistled at them.
They stayed with the Clangers and had Soup Dragon soup.
On Earth.
Professor Farnsworth was sleeping in his favourite chair as he snores loudly.
Back on the moon.
Fry, Leela and Oscar after having their soup from the Soup Dragon they were put to work in the moon cheese mines. Mining for moon cheese.
"There's no cheese on the moon... it's just rocks and dust..." said Leela.
"Well clearly there's cheese now!" Oscar yelled.
Leela spent the whole time berating Fry.
"Okay he did a selfish jerk thing but I think he just wanted to see the real moon. What Neil Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear went to see." said Oscar.
"But what's so great? There's nothing for miles!" Leela replied.
"Apart from the phoney theme park and the psycho farmer and his robot daughters." said Oscar.
Fry sighed annoyed.
Later they found the old Lunar Lander Armstrong arrived in and sheltered in it.
"Fry get in." Leela was still cold with him.
"Ah geez. Two weeks stuck in this tiny space together..." said Fry.
"Yeah I suppose that would be annoying." said Leela.
There was a car just outside the moon's gravitational pull heading off somewhere in space.
It was being driven by a stressed out and short tempered father and his family from Winnipeg.
That night Leela saw the Earth. It looked beautiful from the moon. "I see what you mean now Fry, it's... beautiful..."
Fry sighed. "But we're gonna die, and it's all my fault..."
Oscar cried.
Suddenly the Planet express ship arrived.
"The ship! But who's flying it?" Leela asked.
Amy was flying it.
"Amy?! When she learn how to fly?!" Leela gasped.
Amy learned by playing on a claw machine to get the keys back.
She rescued Fry, Leela and Oscar who were in the lunar lander. However as the magnet headed towards Bender.
"No! No! No noooooo!" Bender cried.
He got stuck to the magnet.
"Oooooooh... She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes! She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes!" Bender sang. Strangely despit being space, the crew can hear him sing.
Oscar laughed as he heard Bender outside sing.
"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes! I'll kill ya Amy! She'll be riding six white horses when she comes!" Bender sang.
Fry and Leela made up.
"Fry, I'll try to understand the world as you twentieth century boys knew it." Also I think they're starting to fancy each other as they hugged. Eeeeew!
"And I'll stop trying to do stupid things..." Fry replied.
"Ooooooooh! I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes! I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes!" Bender sang. "Shoot her with my ray gun... shoot her with my ray gun! Shoot her with my ray gun when she comes..."
Oscar laughed.
End credits.
"Ooooooh! When she coooooomes!" Bender sang. "One more time!"
The crew except Oscar groans.
"I'll be blasting all the humans in the woooooorld! I'll be blasting all the humans in the woooorld! Blasting all the humans! Blasting all the humans! Blasting all the humans in the wooooorld!" Bender sang.
Oscar was laughing. "He's funny..."