I, Roommate Planet Express staff are fed up with Fry's slovenly lifestyle and kick him and Bender out. They have to find a new apartment.
Plot
The title gag is "As Seen on TV."
The old timey cartoon is Porky Pig in Baby Bottleneck again.
...
Planet Express Meeting Room and Dining Room.
Hermes and the rest of the crew are sitting down for a morning meeting.
Oscar yawns as he sits down.
Hermes sighs and rolls his eyes as Fry is asleep on the table with a blanket on him as he is using the table as a bed.
An alarm clock rings.
Fry blindly gropes for it, he pushes down Bender's antenna.
"Hey!" Bender yelled. He grabbed the ringing alarm clock and bent it around the table breaking it. However it also now resembled Salvador Dali's melting clocks.
"Coooool! Surrealism..." said Oscar sat at the meeting table.
"Fry can you try to turn up for work on time..." said Hermes.
"Hey I've been here all night." said Fry.
"He has us there." said Hermes.
While Professor Farnsworth tried to start the board meeting Fry walked about in his underwear and went to the kitchen and made himself breakfast.
Farnsworth coughed annoyed as Fry made himself a bowl of Bachelor Chow and added some water to it. The chow resembled a sort of dog food but for single men.
Fry sat at the table and ate his breakfast, Bachelor Chow while everyone glared at him as they were in the middle of a work meeting.
"What?"
Hermes tried to ignore him and continued the meeting.
"Pest control have been called in as "Someone" keeps spilling food and not tidying up after themselves. So they've attracted an infestation of owls."
A mousetrap snapped and an owl off screen hooted.
Oscar winced. "Owls? Don't people usually have problems with mice? Or rats?"
"Oh mice and rats went extinct in the 29th century." said Professor Farnsworth. "The next animals up in the food chain become the vernin."
"How did the owls survive without their primary source of prey?" Oscar squinted in disbelief.
"They adapted and scavenged." said Professor Farnsworth.
"Next on the agenda. Our water bills are very high." said Hermes.
Fry was in the chemical burns shower with the shower on full blast and singing.
"Well there's your answer." said Amy Wong.
"Fry's become a menace!" Hermes yelled.
American Dennis the Menace, the blond one, grimaced baffled and irked.
Oscar chuckled.
"And further more." Hermes was drowned out by the roar of the Planet Express Ship's engines as Fry was leaning over the gantry into the exhaust blasting out to dry his hair.
Leela quickly turned off the engine, shutting the ship down. "What are you doing?! You're getting an enormous dose of radiation!"
"Yeah but my hair is getting great lift." said Fry with his hair glowing and spiked up.
"Coooool! He became a Super Saiyan!" Oscar cooed.
"Fry, do you know how long it's gonna take me to recalibrate these engines?!" Leela told Fry off.
"Babe when you look this good, you don't need to know a thing." said Fry with spiked up glowing hair.
Leela grumbled annoyed at him.
...
They tried to talk to Fry but he sat and watched TV.
"Fry we've got a delivery..." said Leela as the Professor at some point after the last scene told them they had to deliver a package to some weird planet...
"Shhhhh! This show is cool!" Fry was watching the Hypnotoad show.
Hypnotoad buzzing sound.
"All glory to the Hypnotoad..." said Oscar in a trance.
Leela grumbled.
Seriously Fry, mon..." Hermes sighed.
Oscar winced. "Fry is not a Digimon..."
They tried to ask the professor to kick him out.
"Professor we need to talk about Fry." said Leela.
"We demand higher wages! Wait what about Fry?" Bender asked.
"He's become a nuisance!" Hermes yelled.
"What's the problem? He's my only living relative! Show some respect." said the professor.
"But my 12 point agenda!" said Hermes.
"Oh screw your 12 point agenda Hermes! He's my only living relative!" said Farnsworth.
Farnsworth was looking through his things. "Hey where did my miniaturised Alien mummy go?" A tiny sarcophagus was missing the mummy inside it.
Fry was eating what appeared to be beef jerky.
"Mmmmmm! This beef jerky tastes great!"
It was obvious he ate the alien mummy.
"I was gonna eat that mummy!" Farnsworth yelled.
Oscar winced in disgust.
"That's it! Fry has to leave!" Farnsworth yelled.
Fry and Bender were watching TV. A programme called All My Circuits was on.
Calculon proposes to a fembot.
"But Calculon! How did you know I was..." said the lady robot.
"Metric? I've always known my dear." said Calculon.
"Who's the robot?" Fry asked.
Bender gasped concerned he didn't know about Calculon. "That! That's Calculon! The greatest robot actor ever!"
A guy was walking about behind the main characters.
"Who's that guy?" Fry asked.
"A human." Bender said bored.
"What's he do?"
"Just does human things, like wander around." said Bender.
"Oh..." said Fry.
Calculon, The robot and the human made up.
"I'm sorry Calculon, can you ever forgive me." said the human guy.
"It's okay, you're only human." Calculon hugged the human.
The crew fed up with Fry decided rather than tell him to go, they dragged the sofa out with him and Bender on it.
"Hey the TV's getting smaller!" said Fry.
The crew dumped him outside with the couch.
"We'll bill you for the couch." said Hermes.
...
At one of those sushi bars with the conveyor belts.
"Cheer up, meatbag. You've barely touched your amoeba." said Bender.
"I don't feel like eating... You want it?" Fry sighed.
Bender frowned exasperated. "Fry... I'm a robot. Robots don't eat."
"Oh yeah..." said Fry.
Planet Express meeting room.
"Did you have to throw out the robot... I was gonna stick magnets to him again and make him go crazy..." Oscar groaned.
Leela sighed slightly vexed.
Oscar yawned.
"Did you get any sleep last night?" Leela asked.
"Not really... I was up all night poking through everyone's desks..." said Oscar.
"Well don't!" said Leela offended.
Back at Fry and Bender in the restaurant.
Bender drank.
"Robots don't drink either, why do you take in beer?" Fry asked.
"It's fuel, for my power cells." said Bender.
He lit a cigar.
"And the cigar?"
"To look cool." said Bender.
At Planet Express.
"When's lunch..." Oscar groaned.
"Not for another hour..." Hermes sighed.
They then went to look for somewhere to live.
"Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes?" Fry asked.
"Yeah but rent! Geez!" The rent was expensive.
"What about if I live in the refrigerator..." Fry asked.
Bender frowned. "Fry one that's dumb, you won't fit. Secondly all refrigerators are inhabited by Sumerian Terror Dogs."
Fry sighed.
"I know! You can live with me in my apartment!" said Bender.
"Really?!"
"Sure! I've always wanted a pet!"
"Ace!" Fry cheered. "Sure I won't be imposing?"
"Not at all buddy!" said Bender.
The Planet Express company fridge, some eggs are talking.
"Am I cracking up?" an egg asked.
The other eggs groan.
"This is no yoke..." said another egg annoyed.
"Oscar you're supposed to be taking your eye exam and then testing your reflexes in the Express ship's gun pods, not lounging around in a sun hat..." said Hermes.
Oscar sighed and threw down his hat as he got up to attend to his duties.
...
Planet Express headquarters.
"Oh great... not only do we have an infestation of owls, but Oscar has decided to keep one as a pet..." Hermes sighed.
"I've named him Dr. Hoo." Oscar smirked.
Oscar's owl hooted.
Later the office speakers crackled as if the professor had an announcement from his private quarters. Suddenly Baby got back by Sir Mix-a-lot boomed out loudly.
Leela sighed exasperated.
"Oscar the office tannoy is not for you to moonlight as an amateur DJ with!" said Farnsworth.
Robot apartments.
Fry and Bender walked down a hall lined with doors, above each door was a binary number of ones and zeroes.
"Here we are." Bender opened the door to his apartment.
Fry looked inside. It was just a very cramped and tiny closet with a small lightbulb swinging about.
"Um it's a bit cramped."
"Fry, Robots don't require much room, that's inefficient and wasteful. This space fits me just fine, in fact there's even enough for half a human to squeeze in here with me!"
Fry squeezed into the tiny closet sized "Apartment."
"That wall there has a TV inside it. Over here is the breakfast bar." I think Bender was being sarcastic as I don't know how any of that will fit in a tiny closet space along with a human and a robot.
"Where's the closet?" Fry asked.
"Hey you only brought one outfit, and that's covering your skin, Meatbag. And you're not taking them off in front of me..." said Bender. "G'night."
He went to sleep. (Bender snored)
"Kill all humans... Kill all humans..."
Fry winced.
He then needed the bathroom.
"Kill all humans... kill all humans..."
"Bender! Bender wake up!"
lUh? I was having the most wonderful dream... I think you were in it!" said Bender.
"Listen, where's your bathroom?" Fry asked.
"What room?"
"Bathroom."
"What room?"
"Never mind..."
Bender went back to sleep.
"Hey sexy lady... Wanna kill all humans?" Bender said in his sleep.
Fry groaned frustrated.
"Zzzzzz…. Shut up baby, I know it!" Bender said in his sleep to some imaginary fembot.
Fry groaned hiding his gut and straining because he needed the bathroom.
Plot 2
Planet Express Headquarters. Late evening.
Oscar was eating popcorn and watching bizarre future TV.
He had the Hypnotoad show on. Which was just the Hypnotoad making that weird buzzing sound.
"All glory to the Hypnotoad..."
Leela sighed. She changed the channel.
"Darling will you marry me?" Calculon was marrying that robot lady again because it was a repeat of that morning's episode.
"Calculon! Oh yes! But how did you know-"
"That you're metric? I've always known, but I'm willing to convert..."
Leela gagged in disgust and changed the channel.
The Scary Door was on.
"Uh maybe not. That might give you nightmares..." said Leela flicking through the channels.
"Put some cartoons on..." said Oscar.
"Oz there's not gonna be cartoons on at this time at night..." said Leela.
Oscar sighed.
"Where's the monkey button?" He asked bored.
"There is no monkey button…" Leela sighed.
"How will I summon monkeys then?!" Oscar raised his voice slightly in indignation.
"Shouldn't you in bed by now?" Leela sighed.
Oscar gave an insolent look.
Leela was right. He was bored, there wasn't anything to watch except that toad.
"Oh breakfast bikes! Fine! I'll go to bed…" He muttered and went to bed.
Leela flicked through the channels trying to find something to watch.
...
The next day.
Bender and Fry came in for work.
Leela and Amy we're flying about welding the wings of the Planet Express ship.
Bender arrived whistling cheerfully.
"You're in a good mood." said Leela.
"Yeah, Fry's a barrel of laughs." said Bender.
"Well good. You're welcome to him." said Leela.
Fry arrived with a crooked neck and bloodshot eyes.
"What happened to you?" Leela asked.
"Bender just fitted some new carpet in his apartment and now my head touches the ceiling. Hey why are you all standing diagonally?"
Leela cracked his neck, setting it back in place.
"Ah that's better." said Fry.
"Look at you. You need to find somewhere to live. Not a robot's apartment." said Leela.
"Why can't I move back in here?" Fry asked.
"Absolutely no way!" Professor Farnsworth yelled.
Fry sighed.
"Love your optimism, Fry. But seriously, you've got to tell Bender you're moving out." Leela asked.
"Yeah, but he might get kind of upset. I don't think I can do that to him." said Fry.
Leela gave him a hard look. "Fry, robots can't get upset. They have no emotions."
"I thought that was Cybermen." said Oscar.
Bender arrived. "How's my little Meatbag doing?"
Fry laughed. "Ahem, I'm moving out Bender."
"Gahahahaha. Wait, what?"
"I'm moving out."
"Why?"
"There's not enough room." said Fry.
"Not enough room! My apartment is two cubic feet in volume! And I only take up 1.5 of a cubic foot! There's enough space for another two thirds of a human!" said Bender.
"How about I help you guys find a new apartment..." said Leela.
"How about you bite my shiny metal ass!" Bender yelled.
...
They checked an underwater apartment.
"Sure it's dank and there's a few leaks... but if you like living underwater..." said the landlord.
"Yeah I've been to the year 3000... Not much has changed but they live underwater..." Oscar sang while listening to the Jonas Brothers on his personal radio.
Leela sighed exasperated.
"I like the view." said Fry.
A giant squid attacked!
They all screamed.
"Ay chihuahua!" Oscar screamed.
The landlord took out a knife. "I'm just gonna be changing a lightbulb in the dining room."
Fry and Bender decided this apartment was a bad idea.
...
They found another apartment.
It was the M C Escher dimension.
Oscar winced exasperated as he looked about the stairs going in different directions like upside down etc.
"Well it looks nice..." said Leela...
"Uh... I don't think we need to be forking out for a dimension we're not gonna use..." said Fry.
Bender tripped and fell down the stairs. Then he was rolling on some sideway facing stairs and then tumbling on some upside down ones.
Oscar laughed.
...
They found another that was full of cats.
Some cats were hissing and screeching.
One was latched onto Oscar's head.
"I think a cat lady died here..." said Oscar.
...
They found one that was seemingly perfect.
"Okay what's the catch?" Fry asked the landlord.
"No catch sir. But technically we're in New Jersey." said the Landlord.
Oscar screamed in anguish.
"I don't get it." said Fry
...
Fry moved in still not getting what was wrong with New Jersey.
Leela bought him a fruit salad tree.
"Well it's where you want to live Fry, but I'm wagering with Amy that you'll not last a week in New Jersey before its people drive you insane..."
"What's so bad about New Jersey?" Fry asked.
Outside.
Bright orange people walked about, they had bad fake tans. The Situation was prancing about with oily muscles.
"You're muff cabbage!" A Jersey woman yelled pulling another's hair.
"Smoosh smoosh! Snooki want smoosh smoosh!" said Snooki sounding like a Snarf from Thundercats.
Fry was horrified. "Okay Bender, pack up. We're leaving..."
...
Fry sighed sat at the table in the Planet Express dining room and kitchen.
"Ugh... Jersey..."
"Hmmmm, well we're not going back to that M C Escher place..." said Bender.
The Professor was on the phone.
"Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. [He hangs up.] Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mbutu." said The Professor. Apparently Dr Mbutu died horribly...
"Is his apartment up for rent?" Fry asked.
They went to look at an apartment owned by the cranky old lady with a lazy eye.
The apartment looked Art Deco but was lovely.
"What's with all the crap?" Fry was grossed out by the art and antiques.
"It's not crap..." said Leela vexed he didn't appreciate art.
"Dr Mbutu collected all this crap when he explored the... whatcha-call it... The universe!" said Hattie.
"Well it's nice, but it's missing one thing I need, a TV." said Fry.
"It's got a TV! You... Um What's that again... Ah, you idiot!" said Hattie.
There was a huge TV.
Oscar whistled impressed.
"Wait it's missing something..." Bender looked in a cupboard. "Ooooooh! So compact and efficient!" He shut himself in. "It's perfect!"
...
Fry and Bender moved in. They got comfortable by immediately throwing out or destroying all of Dr Mbutu's art of antiques.
Fry put up a picture of a sexy lady.
Bender put up a picture of a computer's exposed inner parts, ie gears, the motherboard, pulleys.
Fry winced confused.
Bender purred at the picture of the machine/computer.
Bender then smoked a cigar then dropped it on the floor. Fry skewered it on an umbrella and frowned at Bender for carelessly trying to let a fire start.
They then put an ornate golden throne in a bin bag and Bender stomped on it until the crushed and broken throne in the bag resembled a beanbag. Fry sat on it.
Bender put a signed and possibly stolen picture of Calculon up.
"Ugh! Now it's a pig sty." said Fry throwing garbage everywhere. "Perfect!"
"It's gonna be fun on a bun!" said Bender drinking beer.
...
The crew visit Fry with gifts.
"Hey Mon." said Hermes.
Zoidberg whooped like Curly.
"You knucklehead!" Oscar yelled at him.
Leela brought Fry's Mini fruit salad tree. "I brought your mini fruit salad tree."
Fry picked a tiny banana from it, peeled the tiny banana and threw away the skin and ate the banana.
Amy slipped on the tiny banana skin. "Whaaaaaa! Oof!"
Oscar laughed at her.
Leela sighed.
"Hi Amy." said Fry.
The Professor has a gift for Fry. Another tiny edible mummy jerky thing.
"Zevulon V, he's teriyaki style."
Oscar winced at him. "You can't eat several million year old mummies!"
They had a housewarming party.
Fry had drank all the beer. He tossed the cans about the beanbag in a sloppy manner.
"Whoooooa! All out of beer already? I better get some more!" said Bender.
"But All My Circuits is on!" said Fry.
"Yeah but I need alcohol to refuel myself." said Bender.
After he left Oscar looked at the cans lying about near Fry. "How are you not dead from liver failure yet?!"
Bender soon was back with beer.
Zoidberg was offering people a plate of crab claws.
"Mmmmmm! These a fantastic!" said Hermes.
"Thank you. I made them myself." said Zoidberg.
Hermes choked and gagged in disgust.
"Shhhh! All My Circuits is about to start." said Fry.
"If anyone here objects to this union, let them speak now or forever hold their—" said the preacher robot.
The evil box shaped bot objected by making a backing up sound vehicles make when reversing.
"Is he objecting or backing up?" Fry asked.
"Looks like both." said Amy.
"That's what she said..." Oscar chuckled.
"Ssshhh!" Fry hushed him.
However Bender's antennae caused interference and static.
The Professor realised when the TV went to static when Bender came in.
"Bender you mechanical moron! It's your antenna! It's interfering with the TV signal!"
"So? It's my antenna!"
"So? Maybe you should have it removed!" said Amy.
Bender gasped and held his antenna. "That's little Bender you're talking about!"
"Little Oscar is in my pants..." Oscar smirked.
"Oz don't be crude..." Leela sighed.
...
Bender's little problem soon annoyed all the neighbours. Including Hattie the lady with the lazy eye and the gay blond guy.
"We want Calculon!" The gay blond guy yelled.
"I bet he's gay..." Oscar whispered.
Plot 3
Underwater house.
"Now I know it's dank, and there's a few leaks here and there... but if you love the idea of living underwater..." said the landlord.
"Oh I do! I do!" Homer Simpson cheered.
"Homer no! We're not living under the sea!" Marge nagged.
"Sure we are! Ahem, Under the seeeeeea! Under the seeeeeaaa! Where there's no accusations, just friendly crustaceans under the seeeeeeeaaaaa!" Homer sang Under the sea from Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Bart and Lisa groaned exasperated.
Homer was still singing.
"Ooooooooh!" Marge seethed.
Elsewhere.
With Fry and Bender gone, the Planet Express crew decided to get a pet.
"Now it can't be too complicated to look after. Ie we'll need to know what it eats." said Leela to Amy and Oscar.
"Oh that's easy. We'll just feed it pizza bagels." said Oscar.
"Uh no Oscar. We have to feed it properly or it will-" said Leela.
"PIZZA! BAGELS!" Oscar said sharply.
Leela and Amy sighed exasperated.
Hermes did a "He's crazy!" gesture to the Professor. Farnsworth nodded.
At Fry's apartment.
Everyone in the other apartments ie Hattie, The blond gay guy etc were annoyed because their TVs kept cutting out.
This was because Bender's Antenna kept interfering with the signal.
"It's that robot!" Randy, the blond gay guy yelled.
"Bender just cut let someone cut off your antenna..." Fry sighed.
"Oy vey! Join us Bender." said a Jewish Robot.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"No! Leave my antenna alone!" Bender cried.
"Oy vey…' Oscar said with a chuckle.
Fry frowned at him, flustered by his obsession with Bender having an antenna circumcision.
...
Elsewhere, Richard Nixon's head in a jar was plotting his revenge against the main characters. Because he makes a cool villain.
"I am not a villain! Arrrrrblblblblbl!" said Nixon.
Yeah sure you're not...
"I'll get you Gadget- I mean Planet Express Crew! Don't think you damn hippies won't pay!" Nixon ranted.
Checkers the cocker spaniel barked.
"Shut up damn it!" Nixon yelled.
Headless Spiro Agnew arrived with tea. The tea tray rattled as he blindly tried to find the table.
Headless Spiro Agnew growled. "Raaaaaaaarrrrgh! Grrrrrrrr!"
Nixon sighed.
At Fry's.
Bender was sleeping.
"Kill all humans... Kill all humans..."
"Bender... Bender!" Fry woke him up.
Bender woke up, there was an angry mob of all the tenants glaring at him.
"Oh Fry why did you wake me? I had the most wonderful dream! You were there, you were there and you were there!" said Bender pointing at everyone.
Oscar laughed. "Cooool! Wizard of Oz reference..."
"Bender if you don't want us to remove that antenna you'll have to leave!" said Fry.
"You can't kick me out! You and who's authority?!" Bender yelled.
"Well this angry mob of our neighbours... Your antenna is interfering with the satellite signal..." said Fry.
"Impossible! My TV at the Robot Apartment works just fine!"
"That's because you have cable! This place has satellite!" said Leela.
"And my cell phone keeps picking up your thoughts!" said a lady with a huge ass!
"Wooooow! That lady sure has a huge ass..." said Bender's thoughts in his voice on the lady's phone.
"That could be anyone's thoughts! Fat ass!" Bender yelled.
Oscar laughed.
...
Fry's apartment.
The Tenants demanded Bender leave.
"Fine! Come on, Fry, let's move to that apartment that smelled like a sewer. You liked that one, right?" said Bender.
"Eeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
"It's tempting, but, well, I am already kinda settled in here." said Fry.
"Or we could live underground with the mutants. A little fire'll show 'em who's boss!" said Bender.
Oscar laughed. "How about a little fire scarecrow!"
The Tenants yelled waving their pitchforks.
"Sorry Bender but you have to go." said Fry.
Bender teared up and left carrying a hobo stick with a cloth bundle on the end containing his things.
"That's was way too harsh Fry..." Oscar frowned.
"No it's not. The robot was actually annoying. He was crude, crass talking... and he regularly stole from us all on a regular basis." said Leela.
"Oh yeah he stole my wallet once." said Oscar.
And so Fry and his neighbours could watch Calculon in peace without the signal being interrupted.
"Yay! Calculon's back!" said the blond haired gay guy.
"Shut up..." Oscar groaned.
Elsewhere Bender was so miserable he spent all night wandering about town and not drinking. Bending units are supposed to drink alcohol to fuel themselves.
Leela and Oz found him powered down and with rust around his mouth.
"Okay maybe he does have feelings..." Leela sighed.
Oscar rolled his eyes as if to say, I told you so!
"Leave me alone..." Bender groaned.
"Oh my non existent creator! Bender! You haven't had a drop of alcohol all night! Your batteries are low!" said Professor Farnsworth.
"I think he misses Fry." said Oscar.
"Rubbish! Robots don't miss people!" said the Professor.
"They do too!" Bender sobbed.
...
So they took Bender back to Planet Express and fed him beer until he was refuelled. Then they invited Fry over.
"The other tenants say you can come back if you get that antenna removed." said Fry.
Bender frowned. "Do I look Jewish to you?!"
Oscar laughed.
Leela sighed.
"Bender either that thing gets cut off or... can't he just stay Hattie?" He asked the lazy eyed lady. Who probably keeps lots of cats...
"No! He can only come back without that whatchamacallit!" Hattie yelled.
"An antennae..." said Oscar.
"Yeah that." said Hattie.
Bender sobbed.
"Silence you Mechanized Maidservant! Off with his antenna!" Oscar yelled. There's lots of Dr Smith in my fanfiction...
Bender sighed and got out some wire fence cutters and shipped off his antenna.
"Bender no!" Fry cried.
Snip! The antenna rattled about on the floor.
"Oy!" The Jewish robots celebrated.
"Oz that is NOT funny..." said Fry.
"Yes it is... He circumcised himself and now he's a Jew..." Oscar laughed.
Bender sighed looking in the mirror at himself.
"What's wrong?" Fry asked.
"Nothing. I guess I'm just going to have to get used to being half a robot." said Bender.
"Oy vey..." Oscar chuckled.
Leela rolled her eyes.
"I'm getting Bender a yarmulke! And taking him to the nearest robot synagogue!" Oscar laughed.
"I removed my antenna! I'm not Jewish!" Bender sighed annoyed.
"Oy, but of course you are son!" said a Jewish Robot.
"Ah, such a messhuggah..." said another Jewish Robot.
...
Fry and Bender's flat.
Everyone came over again.
Amy slipped on another tiny banana skin.
"Waaaaaaagh! Oof!"
Oscar laughed.
Zoidberg made Curly Howard sounds.
"whoop whoop whoop!"
They all watched All My Circuits which must be an extremely popular tv series.
Afterwards Amy was in tears being comforted by Hermes.
"Hermes, do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?"
"I don't know Amy, I just don't know." said Hermes.
Lol soap drama dialogue...
Springfield, a thousand years ago.
The Simpsons wheeled Hugo about in a wheelchair.
"I am not defeated Bartholomew! As soon as my sprained leg recovers We will be together again! Gahahahaha!" Hugo ranted.
Lisa sobbed.
"Mom, do you think Bart's evil twin will ever walk again?" She said tearfully.
"Hopefully not! Why do you care about this little freak?!" said Homer.
Fry got himself and Bender a beer each.
"Wait just a nanosecond Meatbag!" Bender shied away.
"But you drink beer all the time!" said Fry.
"Fry I am a Jewish Robot now! I only drink oil. Hava Nagila! Oy!" said a Bender putting on a yarmulke.
"Okay everyone! Leela, lets go find his Antenna! See if we can reattach it!" Fry said in a hurried manner.
"Shalom! Shalom Meatbag gentiles!" Bender cheered.
Oscar laughed.
...
Everyone, even URL the cop robot hunted for Bender's antenna.
Bender wearing that wide brim hat orthodox Jewish men wear and curly dreads glared at Zoidberg.
"What?" Zoidberg asked.
"Shellfish are not kosher! In fact why do you have a Yiddish accent?!" Bender yelled.
"Found it!" Fry found Bender's antenna.
"You call that an antenna?!" said URL.
"Hey that's part of me you're talking about!" Bender yelled. "Oy such a schande!"
"Okay, Bender let's reattach your antenna.
Bender got out the wire cutters.
"Bender stop!" said Amy.
"Cutting Leela's head off won't solve anything!" said Fry.
"Yes it will! Go Bender!" Oscar cheered.
Fry glared at him.
"Oy vey!" said Oscar.
Fry sighed.
"Is murder still illegal in the thirty first century?"
"Yes Fry and no we are not killing Oscar..." said Leela.
"Hey Wait a minute! We can't do any welding on the sabbath! Let's all read a Torah!" said Jewish Bender.
"That's it! Get that antenna back on him!" Fry yelled.
They tackled Bender to the ground.
"Noooooooo!" Bender cried.
The next day he had his antenna welded back on and back to normal.
Oscar sobbed. "We were gonna carve dreidels..."
Fry sighed.
"I hate that this came between us, Bender..." He sighed.
"What the hell happened yesterday?!" Bender asked.
"You removed your antenna and I kept insisting you became Jewish..." said Oscar.
"Okay..." said Bender.
Plot 4