Dr. Acula 3000 The crew meet a vampire doctor after being fed up with Zoidberg's misdiagnosises. And Yes I wrote a Simpsons chapter about Dr Acula.
Plot
Star date 3000, um... March... Fry does the Star Trek into thingy.
Since our last adventure to Vergon 6. Leela was having trouble finding a boyfriend.
"Still is!" Bender cheered.
"Am not!" Leela sighed.
Then she lost her virginity to Zapp Brannigan.
"Yeah don't rub it in Fry..." Leela sighed.
"Leela and Zapp! sitting in a tree! K-I-S..." Oscar sang teasing her.
"Guys that's enough..." said Leela.
And she got a new pet. Whom she named Nibbler.
Leela was petting Nibbler. A black alien with a peach snout and underbelly. It had two eyes where they should be but a third on a stalk. It had fangs and was wearing a red cape and a diaper.
"And she keeps giving him my diapers!" Oscar ranted.
"Oz why are you wearing diapers..." Leela sighed.
"Wanna be blown up by space pirates while I'm on the can?" Oscar frowned.
Everyone shook their heads.
"Exactly." said Oscar.
Suddenly the Professor contacted them. "Good or bad news everyone. Depending how you feel. Zoidberg is suddenly alive again!"
Zoidberg screeched over the tannoy.
Everyone groaned.
Zoidberg whoop whooped.
Oscar groaned.
The opening credits.
The title gag is "Jonas Brothers please stop singing about this millennium."
The old cartoon on the screen gag is Owl Johnson. I love to singa!
"I love to singa! About the June-ah and the moon-ah and the spring-ah! About a sky of blue, about tea for two..."
"What the hell was that?!" Fry yelled.
...
Planet Express Headquarters.
Fry had injured himself.
"Ow! ow! owowoeow..." He was bleeding badly. He headed to the Doctor's officice.
"Zoidberg. I picked up Venusian porcupine and now I have spines in my hand!" said Fry. His hand was bleeding with spines in it.
"Eep!" Oscar was freaked out by his wounds.
Zoidberg slammed a rock on his hand pushing the spines further in.
Fry screamed.
"Fry don't scream so loud..." said Leela.
Fry whimpered quietly.
"Leela it's high time your species laid its eggs..." said Zoidberg.
Leela sighed.
"You crazy lobster man! You don't know anything about human anatomy do you?!" Hermes yelled.
"I do so!" said Zoidberg.
"Good news everyone. We're going to watch Blerns ball." said Dr Farnsworth.
"What's that?" Fry asked still bleeding.
"It's like baseball from your time but it got boring so they jazzed it up." said Leela.
"Jazzed it up ey?" Fry asked.
The sport was now extremely stupid with the ball on a string and giant tarantulas and multi ball.
"Multi ball! Multi ball!" Baseballs fired out everywhere.
Oscar winced exasperated.
Leela seemed to have got the game.
After the game was more weird Future things.
A giant pigeon landed in the middle of the street.
"Holy macaroni!" Oscar screamed.
"Sssssh! All pigeons now are gigantic..." said Leela whispering.
"And man eating..." said Amy.
Oscar whimpered.
...
Luckily they got back to headquarters unharmed.
Unfortunately Fry suffered hilarious ailments.
"Fry now has Simpsons Jaundice." said Professor Farnsworth.
Fry had yellow skin.
"Ay carumba!" said Fry.
Oscar laughed.
"That's not funny Oscar..." said Hermes.
Zoidberg tried to give him more blood, by taking some from Amy.
"Hey!"
"Don't take too much you crazy crustacean! I may need some of her blood one day!" said Farnsworth.
Amy winced.
Fry then had Muppet Gangrene.
"Yes just as I feared. Muppet gangrene." said Farnsworth. Fry was Kermit.
"It's not easy being Gangrenous..." said Fry as Kermit.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Oscar that's not funny..." Leela sighed.
Zoidberg then took her liver and gave it to Fry. They're incompatible.
"Oh great! Zoidberg! Fry now has Garfield syndrome!" said the professor. Fry was Garfield.
"I hate Mondays..." said Garfield Fry.
Oscar fainted while laughing maniacally until he was unconscious.
Leela sighed.
Zoidberg did something stupid.
"Ow! The lobster man just sawed me in half!" Leela yelled.
"Oops!" said Zoidberg.
"Oh great! Zoidberg you fool! You sawed Leela in half and Fry now has terminal Smurfness!"
Fry was a Smurf.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
...
They fire Zoidberg.
"Zoidberg you oaf! You're fired!" the Professor yelled.
Zoidberg cried as he left.
He leaves to live with his Jewish Uncle Harold Zoid.
"Oy vey..." said Harold.
"Does anyone here notice something very wrong with a lobster being Jewish..." Oscar winced.
They Look for a new Doctor.
"Ah, Doctor Acula." said Farnsworth.
Ie Dracula! Mwuhahahaha!
Of course the doctor was a vampire.
The crew winced nervously.
"Just be thankful he's not an exploding vampire." said Farnsworth.
Vampires explode in the future...
"Bleeeeeh!" Kaboooooom! A vampire in the waiting room exploded.
"Aloha Romani-ackbar!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz is that really appropriate..." Amy frowned at him.
There was a cockroach alien waiting for his doctor.
"I am looking for a cat! Means worlds to me!" Oscar yelled.
"Oscar you're insane!" Hermes sighed.
"Just because I have a hotel in my foot don't make me no boogily moogily!" Oscar yelled.
Fry as a Smurf sighed.
"Stop laughing at me flying avocado!" Oscar yelled.
The crew sighed.
The crew soon determined he was insane. Because he claimed there were frogs wearing funny hats and bells and screaming leprechauns.
From Oscar's point of view there were frogs in the room wearing different hats particularly silly ones like top hats. Bells were ringing and leprechauns screaming loudly.
The crew sighed.
...
"The doctor will see you now." said the nurse.
As I stated, the doctor is a vampire.
"Good afternoon uh the staff of Planet Express." said the vampire doctor Dr. Acula.
Oscar screamed.
The crew sighed.
Dr. Acula examined them. Particularly Smurf Fry, Leela with a very long spine holding her halves together and Bender wearing a diaper...
"Oh my! Whoever did this malpractice must have been a total Zoidberg!" said Dr Acula.
"It was Zoidberg!" They all yelled.
"Oh..." said Dr Acula.
Back at base.
Professor Farnsworth then had a mission for them to some freakishly weird planet.
"You're to deliver this amphora to the Roman planet of Caesar IV."
"Do they have a Little Caesars?!" Oscar screeched still mad.
"No they don't now be quiet you mad little munchkin!" said Farnsworth.
"Pizza pizza..." said Oscar.
They went to the Roman planet.
Which was a terrible idea!
Hermes was imprisoned and made to fight as a gladiator.
"Sweet suns of Osiris IV!" Hermes cried. He had to fight a robot gladiator.
Fry was told to kiss Leela.
Oscar panned across the room to see not only Fry and Leela in togas kissing but Kirk and Uhura.
They then met Hedonism Bot.
"Ooooooh!" said the gay robot.
"Jambi, more grapes!" He ate grapes.
"How is he eating..." Oscar winced.
"I eat sometimes. Don't need to as I don't digest things but I can sense taste." said Bender.
Oscar winced at him. Yeah that's just weird.
...
Base, evening break for meal.
Fry had Garfield Syndrome again.
"I have a craving for lasagna and a hostility towards dogs." said Garfield Fry.
Oscar laughed.
Leela sighed at him finding weird things in the future funny.
"Hey Slick, are you eating?" Bender asked Zoidberg.
"My name isn't slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG! GRAAAAAARGHBLBLBLBLBL!" Zoidberg was obviously seriously cheesed off.
Bender screamed and fled from the angry lobster man.
"Good News everyone! I require you all in the basement." said Farnsworth.
Leela shrugged.
"Eh... Monkey see, Monkey do." said Garfield Fry.
"MONKEEEEEEYS!" Oscar screamed insane.
"Shut up!" Bender yelled.
The basement.
"What is it Professor?" Leela asked.
"Yeah I was eating..." Fry as Garfield sighed.
"I have developed a medicine to pacify Oscar's bouts of craziness." said Farnsworth.
"I am not being medicated old man!" Oscar yelled.
"Then I'm afraid I'll have to let you go."
"Fine, get yourself another gunner..." Oscar went to leave.
"Professor." said Leela.
"Yes?" asked Farnsworth.
"We really need an experienced gunner on the ship. And Oscar despite his craziness is incredibly accurate in space battles." said Leela.
"Yeah but he's insane! What if he turns on us?" Amy chipped in.
"LEMOMADE DEMON! LEMONADE DEMON!" Oscar was screaming.
Farnsworth sighed.
"Fine Oscar. You don't have to take your pills." said Farnsworth.
"Thank you talking broccoli!" Oscar replied clearly unhinged.
And that's the end of act 1 as everyone is concerned with Oscar's insanity.
Plot 2
The next day, in the New New York Park.
"Professor can you hurry up and explain what our job is today? I must pick a basket of Smurf Berries." said Smurf Fry.
Oscar laughed.
"All in good time Fry. Perhaps you're curious about the shovels." said the Professor.
"Yes we are, considering we're a delivery company and our job is mostly about delivering things..." said Leela.
"Are we grace digging? Because I'm alright about that, being an amoral machine." said Bender.
Oscar laughed. "Coooool! I wanna dig up dead bodies!"
Farnsworth chuckled. "Oh no. I just need you to dig a hole."
"Why?" asked Fry.
"Oh! Is it a Fembot wrestling oil pit?" Bender asked. Why would he be interested in organic, living women Matt?
"No." said Farnsworth.
"A hot tub?" Leela asked.
"No."
"A women's nude mud wrestling pit?" Oscar asked.
Amy grimaced concerned with his perverted side.
"No."
"A pool?" Fry asked.
"No."
"We're digging to Australia?" Oscar asked.
"Oh no. I just need you to bury something um highly illegal..." said Farnsworth.
"Is it drugs..." Oscar said wagging his eyebrows in a sly manner.
"Oz narcotic drugs aren't illegal now. You can even get cocaine from a vending machine." said Leela.
"Coooool!" Oscar cooed.
"Please people, I can not diverge what it is. It's the contents of this box." said Farnsworth.
Nibble jabbered cute nonsensical noises and swallowed the box whole. Then he belched.
"Well that solves that. Good Nibbler." said Farnsworth.
"Awwwww! Was my fuzzy wuzzy hungry?" Leela cooed tickling Nibbler.
Oscar rolled his eyes.
...
Still in the park. The only difference with 31st century parks was that the grass and plants are artificial as humans built over all the green belt land. Oh and that the dinosaurs are alive again, and you can feed them.
Oscar winced when he saw a Tyrannosaurus eating guests.
Leela was being soppy and blowing raspberries on Nibbler's tummy.
"Okay that's it. I'm gonna find some way to bring back my living teddy bear creature Teddy and annoy you all by being soppy with him.
"That wouldn't bother me..." said Leela carrying Nibbler.
Oscar sighed.
"Spinach cheese pop tart!" said a Peter Lorre Igor.
"Oh Igor, are you under alien control or something?" Farnsworth asked the dwarf hunchback. Every mad scientist has to have a dwarf hunchback assistant!
"No Master. I am not under alien control..." said Igor. A beam zapped him and um he acted weird...
"I love to singa! About the moon ah and the June a and the spring ah! I love to singa! About a sky of blue! About tea for two!" Igor with rosey cheeks smiling sang before being zapped and returning back to normal.
Everyone was baffled.
"What the hell was that?!" Oscar yelled.
They then go shopping at a hyper market or very large store with a parking lot.
Regal, fancy classical music plays. Like at the royal palace during the Queen's speech etc.
Leela parks the Planet Express ship.
"Leela! That's a disabled parking bay..." said Fry.
"That's okay. I've got a blue card." Oscar has a disabled card.
"Uh..." said Fry.
"Oh like you still believe only cripples can have one... I have one because of my severe Aspergers and acute psychosis. Ie me seeing flying avocados laughing at me and screaming leprechauns." said Oscar.
They get out of the ship by descending the steps and go across the parking lot to the store.
In the store.
They bought groceries like Baconated grapefruits and Admiral Crunch.
Leela also bought diapers for Nibbler and Oscar.
Oscar noticed a robot quadruped, (Four large metal insectoid legs) with Tom Cruise's head in a jar attached on top as he scuttled about on his robot legs.
"Leela?"
"Hmmmm?"
"Are all celebrities heads in jars?!" Oscar asked.
"Just the dead ones. Their egos are so large they insisted on being brought back to life as heads in jars." said Leela.
...
Still in the store.
Oscar got out a sketchbook and scribbled in it.
Quiffy, his Toon appeared.
"Howdy ho!" He said something silly.
"You gotta get me a time machine or something Quiff! This time period is horrible! They execute the unemployed!" Oscar cried.
"Hmmmmmm..." Quiffy pondered.
"Just pick whatever you want, Quiffy. It's all on me." said Oscar.
"Anything?" The Toon with a huge quiff, hence his name, smiled.
"Anything."
Quiffy picked up some medium sized Hawaiian shirts of different colours.
"Except those!" Oscar growled annoyed.
Then Zapp Brannigan arrived.
Leela sighed.
"Hey baby..." The Captain eyes her romantically.
"Hey Zap..."
"She slept with him..." Oscar whispered to Fry.
"Ooooooooooooh!" He gasped making a weird sound.
Leela frowned.
Zapp was trying to woo Leela and going on about the Vergon 6 incident.
Amy who didn't go on their last mission and so never met Zapp and Kif was introduced to them.
"That's the Zapp Brannigan?" She asked.
"Yes..." Leela sighed.
"They slept together..." Oscar chuckled.
Leela sighed.
Amy wasn't interested in Zapp I fact she could understand why Leela was repulsed by him.
However she was smitten with Kif.
Kif rolled his eyes giving her an uppity look of distain. Look you can't just change his character to a stuttering wreck...
"I like green men..." said Amy.
Kif scoffed.
"When does he start stuttering then. Oh invisible narrator?" Zapp asked.
Make another character that does! Let me establish him as uppity!
Kif huffed and turned his nose up at- Oh wait silly me! He doesn't have one! Well he showed the same arrogant body language.
Zapp... well Leela described him once as pompous. I'd say he was more incompetent and reckless. Sending his own men as cannon fodder to subdue hostile robots or aliens, making up galactic rules to annoy people. Or cover up environmental disasters caused by DOOP. Ie harvesting an entire planet's worth of dark matter causing said planet to collapse. Oh and he was xenophobic towards certain races like the neutral people and the yarn aliens of the yarn planet.
...
Still in the store...
"Oh and you're all under arrest for breaking the quarantine on Vergon 6." said Zapp.
DOOP uniformed men arrested them.
The heroes grunted and gasped annoyed as they were restrained.
Kif cleared his throat.
"Because I didn't write that particular Brannigan's law. Well maybe a little of it." said Zapp. "The orders to arrest you come from above me. My Admiral Pyrron.
A clear expy/Captain Ersatz of Admiral Pike from Star Trek including the life support chair arrived.
Pyrron's chair beeped.
"As you can see my superior is paralysed and now on life support." said Zapp. He saluted the Admiral.
"Yes..." said Leela restrained and cuffed.
"I am aware this a reference to the Star Trek episodes The Cage and The Menagerie." said Zapp.
Later Star Trek was outlawed because the nerds annoyed everyone so Earthican government hurled all the Trekkie nerds into an active volcano.
"Get bent Zapp..." Oscar frowned.
Pyrron's chair beeped.
"What did he say?" Fry asked.
The Planet Express crew were arrested. Oscar was dropped off at the Orphanarium. An orphanage.
There was a girl with three ears. The extra one was on her forehead.
"She has a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear (final frontier) Gahahahaha!" Oscar laughed.
Three eared girl frowned.
To Oscar's relief the Orphanage or -arium was owned by Mr Cookiesville, a kind and gentle old man. However he often asked people if the presence of the orphans on days out annoyed them, if they said yes which they often did, he took the orphans back home.
Also the Cookiesville minimum security Orphanarium keeps the orphans in prison cells...
Oscar winced as he was pushed into a cell with several other kids.
"There's a way out of any cage, and I'll find it!" said Oscar.
Also there was a fat black kid and an orphan wearing a Newsboy hat and old timey clothes. More on him later.
...
Elsewhere Leela, Fry etc were put on trial for breaking quarantine of Vergon 6. There were also Telosians. Those bald aliens with veiny pumping heads and psychic powers...
And a Space Elf that thinks and acts throughout life by logic only. Not emotionally. Ie it's logical to do that rather than, I'm doing this because it feels right in my heart to do so.
"I'm not a space elf I'm a-"
"SHUT UP ELF! WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING TOYS FOR SANTA?!" Zapp shouted at his space elf crew member.
Oh and Santa is an evil robot Santa. More on him in a later episode.
"The accused are simple minded man with red hair, a mechanoid and a purple haired female with one eye." The Telosians communicated via telepathy.
"We can bear you but you're not moving your mouths." said Fry.
"That's because we're speaking via telepathy, imbecile..." the Telosians replied via telepathy.
"Silence in court! Including telepathy!" The Judge bellowed. "Leela, Fry and Bender. You stand accused of violating the quarantine over Vergon 6! A bit like that Star Trek episode with the psychic aliens, the zoo and the Admiral in a life support chair that beeps."
Pyrron's chair beeped.
The Nimbus's ship Doctor was asked to say a few words.
"Damnit Zapp! I'm a doctor! Not a public speaker!" said the ship doctor.
"Ooooooh my!" said a gay Asian crew mate.
"Narrator you do know Star Trek was banned in the 30th century..." said Bender.
Yes...
More on the Star Trek ban in a later episode too!
They were then sentenced to hard labour in a penal colony mining and breaking rocks.
"Hehehehe! Penal..." Fry laughed.
Leela rolled her Eye.
Elsewhere in another universe...
Nintendo wanted to turn Brock from Seto Kaiba with a rock fetish to Glenn Quagmire...
"Giggity..." said Brock.
"No We are establishing him as the serious and powerful team Dad who rarely helps because his Pokemon are too powerful.." Oscar ranted.
And why there is Pokemon in my Futurama Fic is because they both ruined a major character after his first appearance by altering his personality! Damn it!
Elsewhere Zoidberg took up being in a barbershop quartet... A one man quartet...
And that's the end of that chapter!
Plot 3
The Orphanarium.
"Lunch time!" said the warden of Cookiesville.
Lunch was gruel.
"Ugh... we even have an angry fat admiral guy..." said Oscar.
The orphan wearing a Newsboy hat wanted some more gruel.
"Please sir. Can I have some more?"
"MOOOOOOOORRRREEEEE?" The angry fat Admiral guy yelled.
Oscar winced.
After gruel.
The orphans kicked a can around.
There was also a robot based on Tiny Tim called Tinny Tim.
"Why does humanity need a Tiny Tim Robot..." Oscar sighed baffled.
"I dunno." said the fat boy orphan.
The labour mines.
Fry, Leela and Bender cuffed and chained were working in the mines doing hard labour. Ie breaking rocks etc.
"This is awful..." said Fry.
"I know Fry, but Zapp is a pompous jerk that makes up ridiculous laws." said Leela.
"Well I'm Kerry-peckered! Bonza mate! What a curious looking Sheila!" said an Australian guy who is always at the hard labour mines.
"Yes I have only one eye... get it out of your system..." said Leela.
Nothing else really exciting happened. Except for the naked werewolf attack!
"Uh... aren't werewolves already naked in wolf form?" said Fry.
Look it just sounds funny! Now shut up!
Fry was being mauled by the naked werewolves.
Fry screams.
"Hey Buddy, your shoelaces are untied." said Bender.
A guy briefly looks at his shoes. "These are loafers..."
"Shut up!" Bender yelled.
...
Planet Omicron Persei 8.
Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8 was watching Married With Children with his wife NdNd.
"Come on Al... come to bed..."
"No Peg..." Al flushed the toilet that was in the living room for some reason.
People laughed.
"I don't get this show!" Lrrr yelled frustrated.
"Me neither! Why does Peg not simply eat him?!" said NdNd.
Lrrr sighed and rested his feet on the coffee table.
"Get your feet off of the coffee table!" NdNd nagged.
"One of these days NdNd, one of these days! Bam! Straight to Omicron Persei 12!l Lrrr yelled.
NdNd sighed.
An elderly lady Omicronian came in. She may have had a cane too, also I keep typing cane instead of came sometimes.
"Feh!" She grumbled.
"Your mother is here, NdNd, but she's not staying." Lrrr yelled.
"Lrrr she's my mother!" NdNd replied.
"Feh! Why did you marry him? That nice boy um Trxxr, now he was perfect for ya..." said NdNd's mother.
Back at the orphanage.
The orphans were now getting ready for bed. Ie they had their jammies on.
The orphan wearing the Newsboy hat and old timey newspaper delivery boy clothes during the day wore green feeties or a baby gro at night...
"Eeeeeee! Feeties! D'aaaaawwwwww! Cute!" Oscar um hugged him...
"Please let go of me..." the orphaned boy blushed.
He then went to the bathroom.
"Mr Vogel, how do I flush?" He asked the warden.
"Now, now... into your cells children." said Warden Vogel or Mr Cookiesville. You'd think the Orphanarium would be named after him rather than some generic cutesy name...
Oscar frowned and got into bed.
Ugh... a Why did they give us Ratioli for dinner?! Rat ravioli... with replicated rat meat as rats were extinct. Or only in captivity for creating orphan food...
The other orphans were sleeping.
...
Hard labour mine.
Zapp Brannigan arrived.
"Zapp?" Leela asked.
"Leela!" Zapp dropped to his knees.
"Zapp why are you here?" Leela asked.
"I have come to free you my love!" said Zapp.
"Ugh..." Leela sighed.
"It's no use pretending! You love me too my sexy purple haired cyclops..." said Zapp.
Leela sighed.
"I even restocked the ship's bar with sham-pagen!" said Zapp.
"It's pronounced champagne! Meatbag!" Bender yelled.
"Man! And I thought I had problems with how that stupid French butler pronounced chowder..." said the head of Fred Quimby in a jar.
Back at Planet Express base.
"Zoidberg! Have you been eating squirrels again?!" Farnsworth yelled at Zoidberg while brandishing a rolled up newspaper to strike him with.
Zoidberg stammered then squirted ink all over the Professor. He scuttled away while whooping like Curly from the Three Stooges. "Whoop whoop whoop! Nyeeeeeeer!"
Farnsworth stained with ink sighed.
"Tombi hungry. Eat whole pig." said Tombi, how he's still alive after a thousand years I don't know!
"Shouldn't you be in the narrator's Simpsons fanfictions?" Farnsworth asked. Guys you're not supposed to be self aware. That causes head explosions...
Tombi's head exploded. See?
"I should be concerned about Fry, Leela and Bender. But I think I'd rather nap." said the professor. He slept in his favourite chair.
(Farnsworth snoring)
Orphanarium.
Oscar has somehow got the the cute little orphan wearing a Newsboy hat and old fashioned newspaper delivery boy clothes to wear diapers.
"The feeties worn way beyond toddlerhood is usually a sign you're one of those late bloomers or "Won't stop being a baby" kids." said Oscar.
"No. you're just being weird..." said the orphan wearing a Newsboy hat.
"I've had loads of cute characters like Tails from Sonic X and Syrus Truesdale from Yugioh GX say the same thing. They still look cute in diapers..." said Oscar.
Oz seriously!
...
Zapp was still wooing Leela.
"I'll only sleep with you Zapp if you rescue Fry and Bender too." said Leela.
"Fine..." Zapp broke them out of their chains.
"Stop! The prisoners are escaping!" Said these giant green worm things with electro spears.
They all got on the Nimbus and flew away.
Leela had pity sex with him. She hated him but he cried like a little kid when she criticised his love making so out of pity she did the nasty.
Then they stopped off at some freakish planet. Like one with flowers that spit poisonous darts at you.
While there Bender got a job as a magician in some amusing big lipped alligator moment.
"Give me an update, private!" said Zapp Brannigan.
"Uh... Bender just pulled a rabbit out of his top hat." said Fry.
"Ah. A calculated manoeuvre..." said Zapp.
At the Orphanarium.
Oscar made left ear, right ear and the final frontier jokes at the three eared orphan girl again.
Newsboy hat wearing orphan reluctantly wore diapers because Oscar demanded it so.
Oh and one of the orphans kept drinking out of the toilet...
Oscar winced in disgust when he heard about that.
"Anyway... what else is new in the 31st century to a 20th century kid?" Oscar asked.
"King Kong is gay now." said the fat orphan.
Oscar grimaced. "King Kong is gay..."
The fat orphan nodded.
"Cookie?" And orphaned girl asked.
"I don't have any cookies...' Oscar frowned.
The Nimbus ship.
"Hairless cats freak me out." said Fry.
Bender muttered, refusing to engage in conversation.
He practiced his magic tricks. He thought, This would be a great way to trick foolish meat bags out of their money.
Fry sighed as they were heading back to Earth.
...
Zoidberg went to an all you can eat restaurant. How he can afford to, I dunno.
"Crayfish sir?" A chef asked.
Zoidberg was offended and screamed at him while wriggling his mouth tentacles about and his head fin unfolded.
The chef flinched.
Zoidberg helped himself to the buffet. And two plastic lobsters.
(Zoidberg eating ravenously.)
Orphanarium.
The Newsboy hat wearing orphan blushed as Oscar somehow got him to wear a diaper.
"We're gonna have so much fun." Oscar smirked.
The orphan sighed.
A time machine arrived.
"Well my leg has healed now to continue my grandmaster plan for word dom-" said Hugo Simpson.
"Haaaaaauuuuuwww! Hugey!" Oscar squealed and hugged him.
"Buddy can you do me a favour and let me go?!" Hugo groaned.
"I do you loads of favours." said Oscar.
"Such as..." Hugo sighed.
"I saved you from spending an eternity dumpster-diving for fish heads." said Oscar.
Also apparently Zoidberg eats fish heads...
"And..." Hugo asked.
"I got you that danish..." said Oscar.
The Planet Express crew and Zaap landed on Earth at the main space port that used to be the Kennedy airport.
Dr Acula went "Bleeeeeeeh!" And exploded.
Leela sighed.
"When will I ever see you again my love?" Zapp was on his knees trying to woo her.
"Hopefully never..." said Leela.
Fry and Bender caught up with her.
"Come on let's get Oscar out of the Orphanarium." said Leela.
...
The Orphanarium.
Oscar drew in his sketchbook and Teddy his extremely weird teddy bear appeared. The orange and yellow furred creature had a big, round, rubbery, wet, shiny black nose.
Teddy grinned and sniffed tne Newsboy hat wearing orphan who was now also wearing a diaper instead of clothes. His rubbery nose quivered and twitched.
The orphan blushed.
Oscar laughed maniacally.
Fry and the Planet Express crew got the subway to New New York. However there was a hobo on it that thought he was Jesus.
"The dancing men who sing in my head demand a sacrifice!" the hobo screamed.
Fry looked very worried.
"Amy, maybe you should skip the club tonight." said Leela thinking it best to ignore the raving lunatic.
"Do not ignore your lord Jesus Christ!" the hobo yelled.