Planet of the Grapes The crew visit another weird planet then Amy starts dating Kif. Also there's a kangaroo pimp...
Plot
The Planet Express hangar. Leela was installing a hyperdrive into the ship. I don't know if they already have one, they really should as it is a staple in sci-fi...
"Leela you're missing All My Circuits..." said Fry.
"Fry I find that show far-fetched and that car chase last week felt tacked on..." said Leela.
Fry frowned, He loved watching that show with Bender, for some reason as soon as he settled in the future he got a taste for weird programmes in this new millennium.
"Fry don't distract me, we need to get to the Gamma Quadrant promptly on our upcoming mission..." said Leela.
"Pretty useful for escaping a fleet of Betazoids too..." said Oscar eating a banana.
Leela sighed.
The welding torch glowed and crackled as she soldered in the wires to the circuitry of the ship.
"Good news everyone!" said the Professor.
"Sir, no missions until the ship has been fully tested once I have finished installing this hyperdrive..." said Leela.
Farnsworth sighed.
Oscar shrugged. He went to the lounge. Fry and Bender were watching All My Circuits.
Bender scoffed when Fry told him what Leela thought about All My Circuits.
"I know right?" said Fry.
"Quiet Meatbag! Calculon is about to say something!" said Bender.
"Noooooooooooooooo!" Calculon screamed at a barbecue in someone's backyard while a pirate robot attended to the barbecue.
"I wasn't expecting that." said Fry.
"I know, that's why it is so entertaining." said Bender, gulping down a beer.
Oscar rolled his eyes and left.
Leela was still busy installing a hyperdrive on the ship, best not to disturb her.
Oscar elected instead to disturb the Professor. The old grouch was in his lab working on something weird, like octagonal-shaped atomic super mutants...
"Good news Oscar!" said the Professor.
Oscar gave him a chance to explain what this was.
"I just finished constructing this!" He unveils a huge deadly ray cannon. "The Galactic Terminatrix 3000."
"Cooooooool!" said Oscar.
"In a manner of speaking." said Farnsworth.
"Why is it named after the totally hot but deadly lady Terminator from Terminator 3?" Oscar asked.
Farnsworth could not answer his ridiculous question.
...
Leela had finished installing tge hyperdrive and testing it to see if it worked. She wiped the oil from her hands with a rag and packed up the tools to keep Fry from playing with them.
The Professor then needed them in the basement.
Everyone headed down to the basement, it was dimly lit by a small light bulb.
"This place gives me the creeps." Oscar shivered.
"Professor why are we down here?" Leela asked.
The professor gave then each a shovel.
"Why are we digging? We're a delivery company..." said Fry.
"I need you for your integrity, you're young, strong muscles and lack of ethics." said Farnsworth.
"Yaaaaay to lack of ethics!" Fry and Bender cheered while high fiving each other.
Leela sighed.
Oscar looked at his shovel perplexed.
"So what do you need us for, Pops? Need us to bury a dead body?" Bender asked.
"Coooooool!" said Oscar cheerfully. Oz seriously...
"Um no..." said Farnsworth.
"A million dead bodies?" Bender asked.
Oscar laughed.
Amy backed away from nervously.
"Oh it's nothing fun like that said the Professor.
Oscar smirked.
"I need you to all dig a great big hole in the floor." said Farnsworth.
"Are you putting a pool?" Leela asked.
"A hot tub?" Fry asked.
"A women's nude mud-wrestling pit!" Oscar asked with glee.
"Hentai baka!" Amy yelled in a scolding manner in vague far eastern Asian while slapping Oscar on the head for being a pervert.
"Ow!" Oscar whined.
The Professor explained the needed to bury his Galactic Terminatrix 3000 before the cops arrive.
"Why?" Oscar asked.
"Because I blew up one of Saturn's moons with it." said the Professor.
"Coooooool!" said Oscar.
"It had too many moons anyway..." said Bender.
"Um yes..." said Farnsworth.
They got to work.
...
Upstairs.
Hermes was discussing tax returns and bureaucracy in excruciatingly boring detail.
"And so I stamped that paperwork in triplicate."
"Aaaaaaa! Nani!" Amy groaned in pain and boredom from the boring talk about filing and bureaucracy.
Down in the basement.
"So how do we dig through concrete?" Fry asked.
"The old fashioned way." said Leela.
The shovels were future shovels from a thousand years in the future from Fries time so something about them was special... They could melt concrete with a high intensity gamma beam.
"Coooooool!" said Oscar.
"Meh... You can do that with your eyes Oz..." said Dark Oscar in his mind.
"Oh yeah..." Oscar reminded himself that he can blast through concrete with his gamma vision...
They then dig through the dirt under the concrete.
They unearth molemen! the Molemen are displeased at being awoken.
(Growling)
"Back! Back you beasts!" Oscar whacked the Molemen with his shovel.
the Molemen retreat.
Leela shrugged.
They resume digging.
Fry got exhausted.
"Fry how can you be tired? The shovels are automated..." Leela sighed.
"I just am."
Bender was slacking off.
"Get back to work, you mechanical menace!" Oscar yelled.
Bender frowned at him.
Farnsworth hurried downstairs. "Hurry up! They're almost here!"
"Who?" Fry asked.
"The cops!"
They push the huge ray gun into the hole. The hole is too shallow.
"Oh curses!" said Farnsworth.
"Uh Professor..." said Amy.
"We'll have to go on the run! Like Thelma and Louise!" said Farnsworth.
They head to the ship.
"The cops have already moved on to the next block..." Amy sighed.
...
The main crew; Oscar, Fry, Leela and Bender were joined by the Professor as he flew off somewhere in his paranoia over the cops looking for something illegal at the Planet Express building.
"Where are we heading Professor..." Leela sighed.
"Somewhere safe to hide with no jurisdiction with Earth." He found somewhere.
"The fibre rich, wine producing Planet of the Grapes..."
"Coooooool!" Oscar cooed.
Fry and Leela winced at him.
They fly for some time.
Bender made dinner. Neptunian slug again.
"This time with a purple one." Ie the one that causes horrifying, nightmarish diarrhoea...
"Uh..." said Fry.
Lets just say the entire crew was on the ship's four toilets all night...
And Oscar heavily messed his diaper... Fry winced hearing another dyad of farts followed by wet, pudding textured splats from Oscar as he soiled his diaper again...
They then went into cryo-sleep.
They then woke up at their destination.
And had the bejeezus scared out of them by the freaky hairy, dried up corpse lady from Planet of the Apes.
"Aaaaaaaaagh!" They screamed.
They land on the planet of the grapes.
It looked like a gay cartoon commercial for fruit flavoured yogurt...
"Howdy!" said a talking cartoon bunch of grapes.
Oscar blasted him to pieces with a ray gun.
Leela did not approve.
They looked about the cartoonish planet, it looked incredibly sappy...
More cartoon grapes arrived, They looked furious, they brandished pikes.
"Oh a sharpened wooden stick... whatever will they think of next..." Oscar mocked the cartoon grapes.
"Uh Oz..." said Fry.
Leela sighed.
Farnsworth was confused with his old age. "What's going on?"
...
Meanwhile on the decks of a dreadful galleon...
"Arrrrrrrr!" said Long John Silicon. A robot space pirate. Yes robot space pirates. There are organic fleshy pirates too but more on them later.
"Arrrrrrrr!" said his crew.
The Nimbus drifted past.
"Arrrr! a vessel at port side cap'n!" said the first mate.
"Well shiver me timbers! Melt my motherboard!" said Long John Silicon. "Let's plunder that ship!".
"Arrrrrrr!" said the robot space pirates.
The Nimbus. Captain Zapp Brannigan was lost in an erotic day dream thinking about Leela.
"Sorry to disturb you captain but..." said Kif.
"Kif how dare you interrupt me when I am thinking about Leela in a thong!" said Zapp annoyed.
"But Sir! We're under attack by robot space pirates!
"The kill us all and steal our supplies kind? Or the rip us a DVD for free kind?" Zapp asked.
"The kill us horribly kind..." said Kif.
"Oh... well send wave after wave of my men at them." said Zapp.
Back on the pirate ship.
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!" sang the robot space pirates.
"Arrrrr! this shanty is irritating my motherboard!" said Long John Silicon.
The pirates stopped singing.
"Arrrrrr! Stop tormenting me with coloured paper!" He yelled.
The pirates were baffled.
"Captain we are within docking range!" said the first mate.
"Arrrrr! get ready men!" said Long John Silver.
Back on Earth, The Planet Express headquarters.
Hermes was counting all of his paperclips.
"Twenty eight, twenty nine..."
Zoidberg screeched.
Hermes groaned. He glared at Zoidberg.
On the Nimbus. Sirens wailed as the lights went down and the red emergency ones flashed.
Robot space pirates boarded the ship.
"Arrrrrrrr!"
...
The Planet of the Grapes.
"Have those sappy cartoon grapes stopped chasing us yet..." Oscar sighed.
"Looks like it." said Fry.
"Oz you started all this by shooting one with your phaser..." said Leela.
"I had my reasons... He was being annoyingly sappy..." said Oscar.
Leela sighed.
Oscar then started singing I'm every woman by Chaka Khan.
Leela sighed.
"Holy mother of cheese!" Oscar yelled.
Plot 2
Planet Express headquarters.
Amy was playing Hello Kitty on her Gameboy...
Hermes sighed. "Amy you are supposed to be working..."
"But this game is so kawaii desu!" said Amy. "I apologise for neglecting my duties Hermes-san!"
The remaining crew decide to then watch the local news. Morbo uh is being Morbo as usual.
"Tonight at eleven." said Linda.
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Morbo yelled.
Amy, Hermes, Zoidberg etc winced.
"In todays headlines, Robot space pirates have attacked the DOOP helmship Nimbus." said Morbo.
Amu gasped. "Oh no! that's Zapp and Kif's ship!"
Hermes eyeballs the Chinese or Japanese heiress in a pink jumpsuit and swear pants. "What do you care about those guys, mon?"
"I have a crush on Kif! He is so kawaii!" said Amy. She loves Kif the green alien dude.
Hermes gawked at her.
Morbo discusses the weather. "In puny Atlanta it is raining."
Then he has one of his weird rants...
"Well, Morbo, we haven't seen this much carnage on the streets since the fast-food industry managed to get McPluto declared an official planet!" said Linda as the news showed live footage and updates of the robot space pirate attack on the Nimbus.
"Morbo is disgusted with the pitiful security system of this puny planet. Your defenses are laughable, and our invasion force will crush you like sunflower seeds. Morbo likes sunflower seeds. We will let those exist. But Chihuahuas. We will destroy your Chihuahuas." Morbo ranted.
Amy, Hermes, Zoidberg etc grimaced freaked out by Morbo's insane rants.
"And I thought Oscar was crazy..." Amy sighed in a deadpan manner.
On Nimbus.
Long John Silicon laughed a salty, brine gargling laugh while he made Zapp Brannigan and Kif walk the plank.
"Arrrrrrrrr!" And the robot space pirates went Arrrrrrr too.
"Please don't take my wicker chair! Oh gosh my wicker chair!" Zapp cried about his wicker chair.
Kif sighed dryly and disappointed by his captain blubbering about a wicker chair.
Zapp weeps.
...
The Planet of the grapes, a vineyard.
Oscar screamed "Holy mother of cheese!" because primitive humans in fur skins and rags emerged from the tall grass.
"We do not come in peace..." Bender threatened them.
Oscar and Leela glared at him.
The primitive people said nothing. It seems they can not speak, or they have forgot.
Suddenly a horn is blown.
Oscar and the crew look about baffled, trying to locate the sound.
Suddenly the cartoon grapes rushed out of the long grass. Some carrying spears, some on horseback.
They cartoon grapes threw nets on everyone and chased any humans that fled.
"Curse you California Raisins!" Oscar yelled.
Fry winced.
The grapes rounded people up.
"Get your stinking hands off of me! You damn delicious grapes!" Charlton Heston snarled.
During the chaotic situation some of the humans got shot with guns held by the grapes and died.
Eventually everyone was rounded up and tied up.
"Well, well, well... Humans, and a robot. What do you have to say for yourselves?" asked a cartoon purple grape who was an aristocrat or some sort of pompous leader of the grapes.
"Bite me..." Oscar snapped.
"Take them to the city!" said the pompous purple cartoon grape.
They are taken to the city and locked in cages.
"This is a mad house! A MAD HOUSE!" Charlton Heston yelled.
"Silence!" barked a cartoon green grape.
Oscar frowned.
"Leela, I'm scared." said Fry.
"Me too." Leela whispered.
"Where am I? Are you my mother?" The professor asked as he is a senile old man.
Fry sighed.
Bender drank a bottle of beer.
...
Earth, the streets of New New York.
Morbo was running about blasting chihuahuas with a ray gun.
"Die chihuahuas! Die!"
Linda sighed. Strangely his rants and antics amused her sometimes. But not this one.
"Oh a puny human health food store!" Morbo went to a health food store to buy sunflower seeds.
Linda sighed, she flinched as Morbo fried a chihuahua that was scampering near her general vicinity.
"Hey Morbo, how are the wife and kids?" Richard Nixon's head in a jar asked Morbo as he purchased sunflower seeds.
"Belligerent and numerous." said Morbo coldly.
"Goooood. Nixon's pro war and pro family." said Richard Nixon.
"Graaaaaaaaargh! Grrrrrrr!" Headless Spiro Agnew growled.
URL and Officer Smitty arrived as if in pursuit of someone.
"Are you the green asshole who is going around vaporising chihuahuas?" URL asked Morbo.
"And so what if I am?!" Morbo snapped.
"That felony carries a sentence of a day in the pit..." said URL.
"The pit of the Munchkins of doom!" said Smitty. There is a dramatic soap opera stinger jingle.
Morbo seemed indifferent as he constantly scowls.
The Nimbus.
The robot space pirates sing a sea shanty. "Yo ho ho ho! And a can of Mom's Friendly Robot Oil!"
"Arrrrrrr!"
"Don't worry Kif, I'll get us out of here. Actually, first I must save my wicker chair." said Zapp Brannigan. "You're expendable."
Kif glared at Zapp.
"Arrrrrr! Looks like we've found ourselves some booty!" said Long John Silicon, the robot space pirate captain.
"Is it the sexy kind of booty?" Zapp asked.
"No! It is the "We just found doubloons and treasure kind!" Arrrrrr!" said Long John Silicon.
"Please don't take my wicker chair!" Zapp whimpered.
Kif sighed wearily.
...
The horrible, horrible Planet of the Grapes.
Humans were being carted about in caged chariots full of straw. Or hogtied to poles.
Fry, Leela, Bender, The Professor and Leela were in one of the carts.
A black haired primitive lady kept staring at Charlton Heston.
"Why are you gawking at him? He's not that attractive..." said Leela.
The grape soldiers placed the dead humans in a pile and took photos of their comrades posing with the corpses. The grapes have those old fashion cameras that produce a lot of smoke after they flash.
The cartoon grapes walk about humming annoyingly.
"I feel like I am definitely trapped in a kids yogurt commercial..." said Oscar.
Leela sighed.
Charlton Heston moans while he lies there in the cage having been shot by the grapes.
"Soylent Green is people..." He groaned.
Oscar smirked.
We cut to a swamp side shack, the kind found deep out in the boonies, with board paths for walking across the mud etc.
Inside is a rudimentary hospital operating theatre. Two purple cartoon grapes with a gentle disposition are tending to Oscar and Fry's bullet wounds.
Also Nova is there too.
"I fear this one may not ever talk again." said the cartoon grape with a dinky little bulbous nose abd big cartoon eyes.
"I can still talk..." said Oscar lying down on the operating bed.
"I heard nothing from this creature." said the cartoon grape.
"Don't ignore me!" Oscar yelled.
A grape surgeon held a syringe.
Oscar looked nervous. "Keep that needle away from me..."
The grape smiled menacingly.
"Professor... where are you..." Fry moaned.
"We're in the soup!" said Professor Farnsworth in a vat of soup.
"No soup for you!" said the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld.
Bender Frowned at the Soup Nazi.
...
Earth. Munchkins of doom pit.
Munchkins are heard singing the Lollipop Guild song.
People in the pit are screaming tortured screams.
"Aaaaaagh! Make it stop! Make it stop!"
Morbo sighed.
"I wonder how Fry and the others are doing..." He asked himself.
The Planet of the Grapes, an area full of wooden cages lined with straw.
The grape guards squirt high pressure hoses at the humans, soaking them.
The grape guards laugh.
Fry spluttered as he got hosed.
"Reminds me of prison." said Oscar.
Fry gawked at him.
"I once served time for murder..." said Oscar.
"Can I be moved to another cage!" Fry whined, scared of Oscar.
"No! Now zip it!" said a cartoon grape with a high pitched cartoon voice.
In another cell with Leela was a fat, pink cartoon hippo ballerina. She liked to fart and eat eggplants.
Leela sighed as her cellmate farted again.
The pit of the Munchkins of Doom. It was now Morbo's turn to go into the pit.
"I regret nothing! I will keep blasting all of your filthy chihuahuas to cinders!" Morbo yelled.
He was dropped in the pit.
The munchkins sang The Lollipop Guild song again.
Morbo sighed.
"I dunno what's worse, this or a weekend with the Pain Monster." a prisoner said to another.
The streets of New New York. A kangaroo pimp hopped about. A hooker robot arrived.
"Where have you been Sugar? I have clients waiting..." said the kangaroo pimp.
The hooker robot sighed and smoked a cigarette.
Pimparoo sighed. "Man... why did I leave Australia..."
"Because you couldn't handle it honey..." said the hooker robot.
"Don't be sassing me, bitch." Pimparoo threatened his hooker.
...
Planet of the Grapes. A large wooden cage.
"Good news everyone." said Professor Farnsworth.
Fry, Leela etc woke up.
"I have a cunning plan to help us escape..." said Farnsworth.
"Is that a good idea Professor... We might get shot..." said Fry.
"Well if we stay then these grapes will certainly lobotomise us..." said Farnsworth.
Oscar whimpered.
The guards idly watch them.
"What horrible creatures..." said a cartoon grape guard.
"I heard they pluck us from our bunches and eat us!" said another.
"I heard they stamp on us to make wine!" said another.
"I heard that you are all idiots..." said Oscar out loud.
He got the hose again.
"Silence!" A cartoon purple grape yelled.
Farnsworth kept going on about hypothesises and carbohydrates.
Bender groaned. "Shut him up too!"
"Bender you're not helping..." Leela frowned.
Fry sighed, he felt homesick.
Suddenly.
"A human has escaped!" a cartoon grape, green in colour ran in.
The guards all hurried out.
"Hehehehe... They left us unguarded.." said Oscar chuckling.
"The perfect time to start our escape. Bender can you bend these wooden bars?" Farnsworth asked.
"Those would snap if I tried to Old Man. And they'd be reduced to splinters..." said Bender.
Plot 3
They make their escape.
They come across Cousin Hank Simpson as a head in a jar.
"Oh it's the jackass that won't let me right about diapers and cartoon slime monsters." Oscar frowned.
"KYS freak." said Hank sharply."
"Hey, who's the undereducated prick biscuit?" Bender points to Hank while smoking a cigar.
Hank seethed and his face turned red.
Oscar laughed. "Hehehehe! Good one!"
"I wasn't sassing him to help you, Meatbag... I hate all humans!" said Bender.
"Come on, we cant stop for anything!" said Leela.
"Shut up!" Bender yelled.
Meanwhile Charlton Heston ran about town, startling the cartoon grapes.
He was in blind panic.
"It's hideous!" cried a cartoon grape with a female voice.
"Dear God!" said another.
Charlton was lamenting about his crew. Two were dead, One was lobotomised.
Landon looked at him but said nothing as he had been lobotomised.
However Charlton Heston got caught by the grapes when they threw a net on him.
"Get your stinking hands off of me! You damn delicious grapes!" He snarled.
Oscar grinned.
Fry, Leela and Bender gave a deadpan gaze because they were irked by this ridiculous media reference.
"He can talk!" A grape guard gasped.
"Yeah well these humans do nothing but talk..." said another cartoon grape.
Eventually while everyone was distracted restraining Charlton Heston, Fry, Bender etc escaped town.
They found themselves in an old vineyard. The buildings were tagged with graffiti. A tag read "Don't drink us!"
Oscar passed a barrel full of wine. He stooped under is with his mouth under the barrel's spigot and twisted it to pour claret into his gob.
"Oscar! Stop that! You're too young to drink!" Leela told him off.
Oscar gave her a filthy look.
"Come on everyone, before those fruits catch up with us." said Professor Farnsworth.
Oscar hiccuped because he was drunk.
"Come on Oz..." said Fry.
...
The Nimbus. The robot space pirates take the DOOP crew back to their galleon, the Blackboard.
"What are you gonna do to us?" Zapp stammered, losing his pompous veneer of bravado.
"Well first we'll make ya walk the plank a few times, then we're gonna have you swab the decks!' said Long John Silicon. "Arrrrrrr!"
His crew go Arrrrrrrr too.
"Arrrrrrr! Shiver me servos!" said Long John Silicon.
"This is terrible!" Zapp lamented.
"This is worse than that time I found out who voiced the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter." said a nameless DOOP crew member.
We cut to the sorting hat ceremony at Hogwarts.
"Ding dong, I say! Gryffindor you're not wrong..." said the Sorting Hat as it was placed on a student's head.
Zapp frowned at the crew member. "You do know the author is transphobic..."
Planet Express, living room.
Amy and Hermes were watching All My Circuits.
"Ooooooh Calculon..." Calculon and Monique are in the process of smooching etc.
"Oh Monique... making love to you reminds me of that time I was captured by a tribe of gypsy ninjas..." said Calculon.
"Yes... But I was a member of that tribe of gypsy ninjas..." Monique explained.
"Ugh..." Amy sighed. She flicks through the channels.
The Hypnotoad is on.
"Meh..." Amy changes the channel. Japanese Friends is on. She um likes that show.
New New York Penitentiary. Pit of Munchkins.
The munchkins of doom are still singing.
"Noooooooo! Make it stop!" Morbo cried.
"Should we get him out of the pit?" Smitty asked.
"Nah he can stay another hour in there..." said URL.
Back at the decks of the dreaded Blackboard.
"Arrrrr! This tale is everywhere!" said Long John Silicon. Yeah and?
They then all went below deck to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 250: Jack in Space.
"You know, I've always wanted a robot parrot on me shoulder. Arrrrrrrr!" said Long John Silicon.
His first mate hushed him.
"Arrrrrrr..." Long John Silicon sighed.
...
Planet of the Grapes, town.
Charlton Heston is hauled into Dr Raisin's office.
He grunts as struggles, but the cartoon grapes hold him tight.
"I am Dr Raisin." said a grape called Dr Raisin. He is supposed to be Dr Zaius.
Unfortunately he doesn't get a cool song.
Dr Raisin is displeased Charlton can still talk. He rants about how he is aware humans were once masters of this planet but they destroyed themselves in a nuclear war.
"You humans are violent barbarians! You kill each other!" The doctor ranted.
"Grape shall never kill grape!" said a cartoon grape guard.
Charlton stood there defiantly.
"Take him away! Before I have him lobotomised!" said Dr Raisin.
Elsewhere Fry, Leela, Bender, Oscar and Farnsworth are heading through the forbidden zone.
"Professor are we even allowed in the forbidden zone..." Leela sighed.
"It's just a name, Leela." said Farnsworth.
"I was hoping we hide out on my home planet. Wherever that is." Leela sighed.
Oscar was humming to the Dr Zaius song, which has the same lyrics as the song Rock me Amadeus.
Leela sighed.
"Didn't Falco write that song?" Fry asked.
"DO A BARREL ROLL!" Oscar yelled.
Crickets chirped.
The crew all give him deadpan, annoyed stares.
Oscar sighed.
They have been walking for sometime as the sun sets.
"Are we there yet..." Oscar groans.
"No Oz..." said Leela.
"Are we there yet..."
"Shut up little Meatbag!" Bender yelled. Oscar flinched as Bender threatened to hit him.
"Bender! He's just a kid!" Leela told Bender off.
Bender sulked and mumbled.
Oscar stuck his tongue out at Bender.
...
They were still travelling about the forbidden zone.
"That planet of lawyers was soooooooooo boooooring..." said Oscar following behind as he dawdled.
"Hurry up Oz..." Leela sighed, noticing he was lagging behind.
"I liked it when we encountered rat people, pirate rat people..." said Oscar.
Leela sighed.
"What Planet are we on again?" Oscar asked.
"The Planet of the Grapes..." Farnsworth sighed agitated.
"Isn't that where the bridge over pumpkin pie is..." said Oscar being daft.
"I LIKE PIE!" yelled a hologram of Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear. "Also why have you not found and revived me yet?!"
Oscar sighed.
Back at the city. General Grape, a burly grape with a moustache that Groucho Marx would be envious of was dragging Charlton Heaton back to the cells.
Several cartoon vegetables were discussing the bible and reenacting stories from it.
"Shut up! This is a grape juice commercial! Drink Galactic-icious Grape Juice! Or we'll take over your planet!" said General Grape, a cartoon grape with a moustache advertising grape juice.
Charlton growled and muffled as he was put back into his cage.
He got the hose again.
General Grape sighed and thought about his wife and child.
Mrs General Grape and Reggie lived in the city.
Reggie bounced on the balls of his purple um fruity feet as he is an anthropomorphic grape... He bounced on the balls of his feet waiting for daddy, General Grape to get home.
Back at the cells. After getting hosed.
"There's nothing worse than being here and having to answer to a bunch of...a bunch of damn dirty GRAPES!" Charlton yelled.
General Grape zapped with a taser spear. spears with tasers built into them.
The Ribena blackcurrants looked dumbfounded.
"What was that all about?" said a grape guard.
"I dunno, but he's too smart to be processed into Soylent Green." said General Grape.
"Soylent Green is people! Soylent Green is people!" Charlton Heston yelled.
"Shut up!" General Grape yelled.
"You are the Grapes of Wrath!" Charlton yelled defiantly.
"No that's a John Steinbeck novel..." said General Grape.
"Whatever..." said Charlton Heston.
...
On the deck of the Blackboard, the accursed galleon of Long John Silicon, a mechanical scurvy dog and brigand. Arrrrrr!
The robot space pirates made Zapp Brannigan wear a tutu.
"My masculinity!" Zapp wept.
"Wear it! Or the chair gets torched!" Long John Silicon threatened to burn his beloved wicker chair.
Zapp gasped horrified.
Earth, New New York Penitentiary.
"Well, Morbo, shat do you have to say for yourself?" Officer Smitty asked smugly.
"Puny, stinky humans..." Morbo muttered.
Officer Smitty frowned.
"You pathetic sacks of organs don't scare me!" said Morbo the mean, green news monster.
"Back in the pit..." Smitty lowered Morbo back into the Munchkin pit.
The Lollipop Guild song was heard in shrill voices.
Planet of the Grapes. Charlton Heston was being examined and watched over by the grape equivalents of Cornelius and his wife, Zira. Except um they)re talking cartoon grapes...
"Well Taylor, that was a pretty foolish thing to do trying to escape." said Grape Cornelius.
"What do you care, you California Raisins!" Charlton Heston as Taylor snapped as Zira tended to his wounds.
"Humans are so short tempered my dear..." Cornelius said to Zira. Zira nodded.
Charlton sighed. "This whole world is backwards! Fruit locking people up in cages! Fruit making people soup!"
"Dr Raisin said in one of his tirades that humans eat grapes!" said Zira.
"How awful!" said Cornelius.
Charlton face palmed.
The Forbidden Zone. The crew are now on a beach. They leave footprints in the wet sand as the tide washes their trails away.
Suddenly they see the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand.
"My god!" said Farnsworth.
"You fools! YOU MANIACS! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!" Oscar cried as he pounded the sand and wept.
Leela sighed.
"Okay this adventure is getting real stupid!" said Bender.
"It's not stupid! You're stupid!" Oscar snapped.
Bender started crying.
Leela frowned at Oscar.
"We're hopelessly lost, aren't we Professor?" Fry sighed.
...
At Planet Express.
"Splugh! I say we hire a new Professor..." said Amy.
"Nah Mon. Too much paperwork. Although I love paperwork..." said Hermes. He signed and stamped some forms.
Scruffy the night janitor mumbled while reading a pornographic magazine.
Nibbler whimpered.
"I think Nibbler misses Leela." said Amy.
"They'll soon be back..." said Hermes.
Amy sighed. She hoped so.
"Anyway, next item on the agenda. I hate Zoidberg!" said Hermes.
Zoidberg cried.
Plot 4