Mars University The crew go to Mars University where they meet Gunther, a talking, monkey/chimp. Meanwhile Bender annoys the Dean by getting his fraternity into trouble and wrecking the place.
Plot
The main conference room. Fry has taken off his jacket and drinking a can if Slurm, a fizzy drink. Bender is drinking beer.
Oscar is drinking a can of worcestershire sauce flavoured soda drink.
Professor Farnsworth comes in with a trolly that is carrying a large crate. "Good news everyone!" He fiddles with a joystick and the trolly places the crate on the floor.
"Trouble with the trolly?" asks the annoying bird guy from Spyro 2 Ripto's Rampage.
Farnsworth sighed. "Everyone you have a package to deliver today!"
"Who's it going to?" Fry asked.
"Me!" said the Professor.
"You?!" Oscar asked.
"Yes!" said the Professor.
Bender dusts off his hands. "Well sign here, here and here. Well that was fun, back to chillin'..." He gave the Professor the signature clipboard to sign for.
"No! I need you to deliver this crate to my office at the Mars University! It's contents will help me win the Nobel Peace prize." said The Professor.
"In what field?" Leela asked.
"Oh they're all the same..." said the Professor.
"Even soccer? Cause you know, a soccer field..." said Oscar being silly.
Crickets chirp as everyone glares at him.
"Ugh... tough crowd..." Oscar sighed.
Fry approaches the crate. "Is it dangerous?"
"Oh my, no..." said Farnsworth. The crate growls and the creature inside fights to get out.
Fry backs away.
Farnsworth loads a tranquilliser dart gun with a dart. He pokes it into the crate's air hole and shoots what's inside. The creature whimpered and fell asleep. "Off you all go!
We cut to the titles. The title gag is "Transmito en Martian, en SAP." Ie it is transmitted in Martian language.
The retro cartoon gag is the cartoon Pigs in a Polka.
"Oh god! There's a cross dressing wolf!" Oscar yelled.
The ship crashed into the screen.
...
The ship. Everyone is packing to go to Mars.
"Amy will be going too. As she is doing a diploma in Modern Languages this year." said Farnsworth.
"Also I get to see my Mom and Dad." said Amy.
The main four roll their eyes. Or in Leela's case, her eye...
"Are there Mars Bars on Mars..." Oscar asked.
"No Oscar..." Everyone groaned.
...
Mars University campus. The sign reads: "Knowledge Brings Fear."
Oscar screamed.
Leela and fry groaned exasperated with him.
They pass a statue of a big skulled alien similar to Morbo's kind but with tentacles on horseback carrying a gun and pointing it in the air in a furious manner as the horse rears up.
Oscar laughed when he saw the statue.
Leela sighed irked with him.
"Very impressive. Back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars." said Fry.
"Well, in those days Mars was just a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland, uh, much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable, when the university was founded in 2636." said the Professor.
The state of Utah then wrote several angry letters to Futurama. Kinda like when New Orleans was angry with the Simpsons with their song about New Orleans.
"They planted traditional college foliage; ivy, trees, hemp. Soon the whole planet was terraformed." said Leela.
"Hehehehe... hemp..." Oscar laughed. Yes there's weed on Mars...
"Does that mean it's safe to breathe the air?" Fry asked.
"Of course..." said the Professor.
Fry takes a large, long breath.
"Were you holding your breath this entire time?!" Oscar asked, gawking at him.
"However terraforming this place wasn't easy Fry. The native Martians kept attacking the Terraforming workers and gardeners. Then once the first campus and mines were built the Red Faction started rioting against their own security personnel! Then they rioted again against the Earth Defence Force, then eventually the Native creatures got fed up with their bolshevik rebellions and slaughtered them." said Farnsworth.
"They had a reason for rebelling..." Oscar seethed and snarled.
They came ti the Wong Library.
"My Mom and Dad built this library." said Amy.
"Yes but it's the "Wong" library... Ha! Wrong library? Huh?" Oscar laughed.
Amy frowned at him.
"Where are all the books?" Fry smooshed himself up against the windows.
"Why on that table in the middle of the room Fry. In data format." said the Professor.
One disk on the lonely table said Fiction, the other was labelled nonfiction.
Fry winced.
"My parents believe in efficiency... and saving shelf space..." said Amy.
"Yeah you can save Zetta Bytes of Data on disks now." said Leela.
...
They look about the Frat houses.
"Oh there's my old Fraternity! Epsilon Rho Rho." said Bender.
There was a scruffy rebellious looking building with neon letters spelling out ERR and rock posters of Black Sabbath etc.
"Err..." said Oscar making a goofy face.
"Yes it's also known as Err..." Bender sighed as they visit his fraternity.
"You went to college?" Leela asked.
"Yes I'm a bending unit. I went to bending college. I majored in bending." said Bender.
"That sounds so gay..." said Oscar.
Bender strangled Oscar.
"What did you minor in?" Fry asked.
"Robo-American Studies." said Bender.
He knocks on the fraternity door.
A dorky robot nerd answers.
"Are you here to fumigate the moose head?" The robot nerd asked.
"Actually I am an Epsilon from way back." said Bender.
"Prove it." said the nerd.
They do the secret handshake.
"Eh, close enough. C'mon in." said the robot nerd.
"Here's your finger back." said Bender returning his finger...
The robot took back his finger.
"Epsilon was the coolest house." said Bender.
We pan out to find nerds now inhabited the fraternity.
"Checkmate in 148 moves." said a nerd.
"Aw phooey." said a fat nerd with a silly hat.
Bender groaned.
Oscsr laughed. "They invited nerds in..."
The nerds introduce themselves.
"I'm Gearshift, this is Oily. And this is Fat-Bot." He pointed out that Fat-Bot was the fat nerd, obviously.
Oscar laughed. "Fat-bot..."
"You're all losers! I'm Bender!" said Bender.
The nerds gasped.
"You're Bender! The Bender!" asked Gearshift.
"You're a legend!" said Oily.
"I heard you drank a keg of beer, streaked round the campus naked and crammed 56 humans into a phone booth." said Fat-Bot.
"Well they were mostly just kids..." said Bender.
...
They left Bender to get to know the latest members of his fraternity.
"Bender please teach us to be cool! We're so lame!" said Oily.
"Damn straight you're all lame..." said Bender embarrassed his fraternity invited nerds.
"Even the human fraternities have better parties..." said Gearshift.
"You're lamer than meatbags?! That's it! Boys! Bender is gonna teach you all how to party!" said Bender.
The nerds cheer.
The rest of the Planet Express crew visit Amy's Sorority, Kappa Kappa Wong.
"Mostly it is my private housing because my folks spoil me. But I often have friends round." said Amy. There were girls wearing matching pink sweat pants and jackets.
Oscar was drooling aroused.
Leela sighed vexed at him for being a perv.
They then left to continue their tour.
"I said it before and I mean it. I am opening my own Fraternity here and I'm calling it, Karma Karma Chameleon..." said Oscar.
The crew face-plant, anime style. Because they are exasperated with him.
Inside the main hall.
Fry discusses his college days.
"I tell you, being here really takes me back to my college days." said Fry.
In the past he is at Coney Island, a fair ground/theme park...
He passes by carnival stalls. There's one labelled with neon lights called Snake Boy and one with a water balloon game where you can win Bart and Homer dolls.
Bart Simpson winced exasperated.
"That reminds me of when I took Marsupilami to Chessington and there was a carnival game where you could win Marsupilami plushies..." said Oscar.
Bart groaned irked with Oscar.
Fry came across a stall that was claiming to be a cheap knock off university with worth worthless diplomas.
"Hey kid, wanna graduate in physics?" asked the carnie.
Fry paid and went on the ride.
"Keep your arms and legs in the car at all times." said the carnie.
"Don't warn me not to endanger myself by acting like a moron!" Oscar snapped.
Fry's flashback ended.
...
"Good old Coney Island College! Go, Whitefish!" said Fry.
Homer Simpson and B-Sharps started singing Goodbye my Coney Island baby. Barbershop style.
Ace, Oscar's vampire friend hissed and melted. Apparently Barbershop Quartets are deadly to vampires.
Oscar sighed and snapped his fingers. A giant Vaudeville hook dragged the B-sharps off screen.
"Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type." said Leela.
"She thinks you're an idiot..." said Oscar rudely.
"Oh yeah?" Fry got out his certificate of failure. "Read it and weep. I'm a certified college drop out..."
"Fry this is a carnival souvenir... It's worthless..." said Leela.
Fry groaned.
"I dropped out of college, A real college.." said Homer. Showing his certificate.
"Please! Everyone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centres." said Leela.
"That's true. By current academic standards, you're merely a high school dropout." said Farnsworth. "And Fry, you're not even that as you never went to a real college. You got a souvenir from a carnival ride..."
"What? That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets. By God, I'm gonna enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again!" Fry whined.
"You won't last two weeks..." said Leela.
"Thanks for having faith in me..." said Fry.
Fry enrols. He meets Amy.
"Hi." said Amy. Um she's not in this episode that much...
"Yo, classmate. What you takin'?" She asked.
"Oh i don't know... Professor what do you teach here?" Fry asked.
"Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it." said Farnsworth,
Fry winced.
"Taking mouse guy, what are you teaching?" Fry asked Brain.
"Same thing I teach every semester. How to take over the world!"
Pinky and the Brain! Brain! Brain! Brain! and so on...
"Okay I'll enrol in that!" said Fry.
"Pssh! You have to have graduated from Supervillain school to enrol!" said Brain.
"Fine I'll enrol there..." Fry groaned.
"Ugh Fry don't... I don't know how to teach... I just spend the lectures going on supervillain rants about world domination and getting my revenge on goody two-shoes superheroes..." Dark Oscar groaned. "I'm Dark Oscar by the way. Oscar's evil alter ego..."
"See you in class!" said Fry.
Dark Oscar seethed.
Farnsworth sighed relieved. He took the trolly carrying his crate to his office.
Plot 2
University campus, at night.
"Okay I need a keg of beer, a tape of Louie Louie playing constantly and a certified panty raid ladder." said Bender.
His nerds cheered.
They sneak out during the night with a ladder. They head to a girl's sorority. They climb up to a fifth story floor or something.
There are human girls inside. They are getting undressed for the night.
Bender and his friends aren't interested though. They are more interested and smitten with a computer in the dorm.
"Bingo!" said Oily.
"Oooooooh Mama..." said Fat-Bot, the fat robot.
"Oooooooh! What a beautiful computer..." Bender purred.
The computer crashed.
"Ooooooh what a naughty girl..." said Bender aroused.
One of the girls takes the cover off of the computer to fix it.
Bender's eyes extend because he is aroused. With his extended eyes, he pushes them all over and they fall on a nearby building and crush it.
Some posh boys in suits rush out of their fraternity.
"I say, you've damaged our servants' quarters ... and our servants." said a posh student.
"This time Robot House has gone too far!" said his dorm mate.
"Cheese it!" Bender screamed.
"Okay! Cheddar or Stilton?" Oscar asked.
"Not funny Meatbag!" Bender screamed as the robots fled.
"They're gonna catch us!" Oily cried.
Luckily they escaped. They head back to ERR.
"Well that was embarrassing..." said Bender drinking a beer.
Oily and Fat-bot play chess again.
"Checkmate in 148 moves." said Oily.
"Oh Pooh." Fat-Boy sighed.
"Oh bother..." said Winnie the Pooh.
Bender groaned. "Ugh... nerds..."
...
Financial Aid Dorms. For poor students. The cruel gods of Status Quo decided Fry is poor again.
Fry looks about his dorm.
"Hey, pretty nice for a single. Two desks, two chairs, a couple of beds."
There is a knock at the door.
"A woodpecker." Fry added.
"Guh huhhuh ha HEH! Hehehehehe!" Oscar laughs like Woody Woodpecker.
Fry frowns at him.
"Stimpy you Eeeeediot!" Oscar was now talking like Red Hoek...
"Fry I think that's your room mate..." said Leela.
"Oh, right, cool." said Fry opening the door. "Come on right in, roomie..." There was no one there. "Uh?"
"Down here..." said a Tress McNeille voice.
There was a monkey wearing a derby hat.
"What the?!" Fry asked.
"I call top bunk!" said the monkey letting himself in.
The monkey unpacks his stuff.
"My roommate's a monkey?" Fry asked, flabbergasted.
"My gym partner's a monkey?!" Adam Lyon from that cartoon yelled.
Oscar smirked.
"That cartoon sucks..." Hank Simpson as a head in a jar sulked.
"Yes I am a monkey. Brilliant deduction, moron..." said the monkey.
Fry frowned at the monkey.
"MONKEYS!" Oscar screeched.
Gunter frowned at him. "Did you take stupid pills today?"
Oscar frowned at the talking monkey.
Farnsworth arrives.
"Ah, Fry, I see you've met Guenter!" said Farnsworth.
"You know each other?" Fry asked.
"Gunter is my top secret experiment. He was the contents of that crate I asked you lot to deliver here." said Farnsworth.
"I'd rather live in the crate than with this dork..." Gunter sulked.
Fry stuck his tongue out at Gunter.
"Monkeeeeeeeeys..." Oscar rasped.
"And I don't like this freak either..." said Gunter.
...
A maths course, possibly hyper quantum mathematics or something.
Farnsworth was teaching about cones and dissecting them with a plane at different angles.
The subject went over Fry's head as he was an idiot for most of his life.
"By slicing through this cone at different angles with a plane, We can get a circle, an ellipsis, a parabola and a hyperbola." said Professor Farnsworth.
"More like a hyper ebola!" Oscar yelled.
Students including Gunter glare at him.
"Oscar do not disrupt the class..." Farnsworth sighed.
"Anyway as we all know, to work out the area of circles we need to use pi." said Farnsworth.
"I LKE PIE!" Teddy, Oscar's teddy bear as a hologram yelled. "Revive me already!"
Farnsworth face palmed.
Also apparently Mars University is real, according to Google.
"Oh dear god!" Oscar screamed.
Farnsworth seethed as he tried to write formulae on the chalkboard.
"Professor... maybe request the homo sapien be removed from class..." Gunther sighed.
"Did he just call me a homo?!" Oscar yelled.
"Oscar please leave the class..." Farnsworth sighed.
"Fine! I will chase squirrels all afternoon!" Oscar yelled as he stormed out.
"Anyway..." said Farnsworth.
Oscar was chasing squirrels with a stick around a tree. He was giggling in a girlish voice.
Homer Simpson as a head in a jar looked about the campus. "This reminds me of the two times I went to college."
"We are the knights who say Ni! Ni! Gahahaha!" said Benjamin, Doug and Larry chuckling.
"Hehehehe... Ni..." Homer chuckled.
Oscar was still chasing squirrels with a stick. "Hehehehe!"
Meanwhile the Professor said something.
"What does that mean Professor?" Fry asked.
"It means the shape has equal sides and equal angles, doofus!" Gunter said to Fry rudely.
Fry glared at the monkey.
...
After class. The crew are full of questions, about Gunther.
"So what makes Guenter talk?" Leela asked.
"Was he genetically modified?" Fry asked.
"Is he the vanguard of a simian rebellion where monkeys overthrow and enslave humanity?!" Oscsr asked in a demented manner.
"Oh, please! That's preposterous science-fiction mumbo-jumbo. Guenter's intelligence actually lies in his electronium hat which harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation." said Farnsworth.
"Huh?" Fry was baffled.
"You're wasting your breath, Professor. He'll never understand a word of it." Gunther sighed.
"I understood hat..." said Fry. He tries to grab Gunther's hat.
Gunther screeched and backed away.
"Gimme that hat!" Fry yelled.
"Please, stop bickering. I arranged that you be roommates for a reason: So I'd only have to remember one phone number. Now shake hands and make up." said Farnsworth.
Fry and Gunther reluctantly shake hands.
"You want a banana?" Fry offered Gunther a banana.
Oscar laughed.
"I don't eat bananas. I prefer banana-flavoured energy bars made from tofu." said Gunther crossing his arms.
Fry narrows his eyes annoyed.
"I don't like you..." He snapped.
"Yeah stop ruining the fun and eat the banana like a silly monkey!" Oscar sulked at Gunther.
At Fry's dorm.
"No wait! I got it! Gunther is Curious George! I'm calling the man in the yellow hat!" said Oscar,
Fry laughed.
Gunther sighed agitated while he took notes.
"Or maybe... Dora! We've found your monkey!" Oscar yelled.
Dora the explorer who was in the hall outside winced.
"Will you two be quiet! Some of us want to graduate!" Gunther ranted.
"Take the banana! Take the banana silly monkey!" Fry laughed offering Gunther a banana.
Gunther seethed.
Oscar laughed. "Monkeys..."
...
Fry and Oscar head to class.
"This will be a cakewalk." said Fry. Ie he thinks this class will be easy.
Oscar snapped his fingers. The floor was now cake with pink frosting.
Fry gawked.
"What?You said it will be a cake walk... So we have to walk on cake..." said Oscar. "Watch the frosting!"
Fry sighed and heads to class, he slips in some still soft and slimy frosting.
In class. They take their seats.
"Welcome to the history of the 20th century. Look to your left, then to your right. Then in nine other directions. One of the 12 of you will not pass this class." said the teacher.
Fry recognised her from his dream that got interrupted by a commercial for Lightspeed Briefs.
"Talk about Walter Mondale already!" Amy heckled.
"Or Chuck Norris!" Oscar yelled.
"Be forewarned: The only sure way to get an A in this class is to have lived in the 20th century." said the teacher.
"Swish!" Fry was confident he'd pass.
"You were saying Fry..." said the old bag. She tapped a button. Fry got zapped.
"Aaaaaaaiiiieeee!"
"Cooooool!" Oscar cooed.
"I'm from the 20th century. Go ahead, ask me anything." said Fry.
"Very well. What device invented in the 20th century allowed people to view broadcast programmes in their own homes?" said the teacher.
"Ooh ... I know this ... whatyya call it? Lite Brite!" said Fry.
He got zapped. "Aaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeee!"
Gunther laughed.
"Cooooool! Zap me! Zap me!" Oscar wanted to be zapped.
The teacher sighed.
"I believe the answer is a television..." said Gunther.
"Correct Gunther." said the teacher.
Gunther smirked at Fry. Fry frowned.
"Wow! Smart and cute!" said Amy. She ruffles his hair.
"I'm cute!" Oscar pouted.
"No you're a creep..." said Amy.
Gunther gives Fry a cocky look.
Fry seethed.
...
Meanwhile the Dean was cross with Bender and his Fraternity.
"Dean Vernon, Robot House are here to see you..." said his secretary.
"ROBOT HOUSE?!" He yelled.
Homer winced.
"He's one of those angry, strict college deans..." said Oscar.
Homer seethed. "You just made a very angry enemy, Vernon..."
Oscar winced.
"Any way, is there any beer here?" Homer asked.
"Thankfully for you Homer, the students here are in a partying mood and regularly smuggle in kegs..." said Oscar.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
Plot 3
The cafeteria.
"Ugh, here comes Gunther..." Fry sighed.
"Offer him a banana!" Oscar grinned.
Fry sighed. "You're easily amused..."
"I would be more amused if Gunther threw his poop at everyone..." said Oscar.
Gunther frowned at him. "Do you realise how offensive you are being?!"
"Hehehehe... The monkey has a hat..." Oscar laughed.
Gunther sighed.
Amy invited Gunther to sit with her and her friends.
They adore Gunther. Gunther smirks at Fry.
Fry glares at him.
Elsewhere Dean Vernon is signing paperwork. His phone rings.
"Hello?" He answers.
"Hello Dean! You're a stupid head!" said Homer.
"Are you that yellow buffoon right outside my window at the college pay phones?" Vernon sighed.
Homer screamed and fled.
At the cafeteria.
"Professor why is Guenter named Guenter?" Leela asked.
"I have no idea who named him." said Farnsworth.
"You should have named him Curious George..." said Oscar.
Guenter or Gunther face palmed.
Oscar was chuckling as he thought about Curious George.
"Professor please send me back to my home planet..." Guenter sighed.
"No, not till I win my Nobel peace prize..." said Professor Farnsworth.
Guenter sighed.
"Eat the banana.." Oscar was still offering him bananas...
Guenter glared at him.
"Now that's enough! Or I shall book you in for a lice bath Oscar!" said the Professor.
Oscar gawked at him.
...
Bender and his gang ride hover scooters around the university with no concern for others.
Everyone flees screaming.
Verne from UBOS follows slowly on his flying magic scooter.
Dean Vernon sees this chaos.
"ROBOT HOUSE!" He yelled.
Bender and his nerds are in his office being told off.
"Why is it that whenever a fire extinguisher goes off or a window is broken, You boys are to blame?!" Vernon yelled.
"Well I..." said Bender.
"What I love about being dean of students is the peace and quiet and the respect I receive..." said Dean Vernon.
"Nice ship model Dean." said Bender.
"Don't touch that!" Dean Vernon cradles the model.
"You robots are a disgrace to this university. Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desecrated-"
"Now I can explain that..." said Bender.
Oscar gawks at him, concerned he desecrated a corpse.
"That's enough out of you! Robot house is on probation!" said the dean.
Bender and his nerds gasped.
"My Mom is gonna kill me..." Fat-Bot whined.
"Now go!" said Dean Vernon.
The robots left.
Guenter was chatting to girls. He winks at Fry, mocking him.
"I'm gonna wipe the floor with that little know-it-all." Fry seethed.
"Fry hurry up... You'll be late to class..." said Amy.
Fry and Oscar head to class.
"And no turning the floor into cake again..." Fry sighed.
"Speaking of.., I have to lick frosting off of the soles of my sneakers..." said Oscar about to lick his sneakers...
Fry winced at him.
Elsewhere Fat-Bot ate a mailbox.
Bender winced.
"I get hungry when I get nervous..." said Fat-bot.
...
The sorority next to Fry's cheap dorm.
"So, Chrissy, we seem to be hitting it off. If you're not doing anything later might I escort you to a kegger?" asked Fry.
"Not even if you were the last boy on Mars..." said Chrissy.
Fry sighed and headed back to his dorm.
He sees from his window Guenter getting Chrissy's number.
Guenter grins.
"You like bananas? I got her number! How do you like them bananas?!" He mocked Fry.
Fry seethed.
"Monkey..." Oscar rasped.
Bender is trying to behave. He tossing a cigar in a garbage can. It sets on fire.
"Uh oh!" He groaned.
Later...
"ROBOT HOOOOOOUUUUSSE!" Dean Vernon yellee.
"Now Dean, that garbage can fire wasn't exactly my fault..." Bender stammered.
"Just get out of my sight!" said Dean Vernon cross with him.
Fat-Bot ate his prized model.
"Fat-Bot! Noooooo!" Bender yelled.
The fat robot ate the model.
"ROBOT HOUSE!" Dean Vernon yelled.
His voice rings out across the campus as Bender and his nerds flee his wing of the campus.
Guenter wakes up. He is shocked and gasps. Some one put a diaper on him.
"Yeah this story needed a monkey in a diaper..." said Oscar grinning.
Guenter glared at him.
"I dunno... I'm not seeing the humour in this..." said Fry.
Oscar sighed.
Farnsworth. "Come on boys, get read for morning classes! Oh my! Guenter why are you wearing a diaper?"
Guenter frowns and points at Oscar. Oscar has that "Uh oh, I'm busted!" look.
...
Ancient Egyptian Algebra class.
Fry groaned bored as the teacher teaches the lecture.
The old hag from his Lightspeed Briefs dream is writing sums with letters in them.
"Ugh... I was hoping this subject involved Yu-Gi-Oh some how..." Oscar groaned.
Fry winced at him.
The teacher zapped Oscar by pressing a button that electrified his chair, for talking in class.
"Aiiiiiiieeee!' Oscar yelped.
"So If X squared plus Y times..." said the lecturer.
"So Two nuns are having a bath." Oscar starts a joke.
The teacher zapped him again.
"Aaaaaiiiiiiieeeee!" Oscar yelped.
Guenter frowned at him.
"Stupid humans...stupid stupid humans. " Guenter muttered while taking notes.
"Stupid stinking humans!" Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear thing as a hologram ranted.
Oscar sighed.
"Until you revive me I shall keep referencing other characters my voice actor voices..." said Teddy
Oscar sighed..
Professor Farnsworth's office.
"So everyone! How's things at college?" Farnsworth asked.
"Well..." said Bender.
"ROBOT HOOOOOOOUUUSE!" The Dean yelled.
"I'm boned..." Bender sighed.
Fry and Guenter were still enemies.
They sat with their backs to each other and crossing their arms.
Leela sighed.
"Fry I only ask for one thing from you this adventure... To please get along with that monkey..." Professor Farnsworth sighed.
Fry sulked.
"I have a request. You have your pet monkey." said Oscar.
"Well he's more of a lab test subject. Or a guinea pig if you will, but yes." said Farnsworth.
"And Leela has Nibbler." said Oscar.
Leela is bottle feeding Nibbler.
"I want my Teddy back. But You'll have to de-fossilise him, or build a time machine and collect him from the past..." said Oscar.
"Well I am working on a de-fossilisation device..." said Farnsworth.
...
Farnsworth is taking a lecture on atoms etc.
"And therefore, by process of elimination, the electron must taste like grapeade." said Farnsworth.
Oscar put his hand up.
"Excuse me, did you say Grape Ape?" said Oscar.
"You know I didn't Oz..." said Farnsworth.
"Grape Ape! Grape Ape..." said Grape Ape, the cartoon character.
"Yes I know Grape Ape from Hanna Barbera cartoons." said Oscar.
"Why are you allowing all this?" said a nerd that sounded like Sheldon Cooper.
Oscar made a gookie at the nerd.
Fry arrived late.
"Oh my... Fry you're late for class!" said Farnsworth.
"Sorry, I overslept." said Fry.
"Until five PM?!" said Farnsworth.
Oscar gawked baffled at Fry.
"It's just that stupid monkey! He kept me up all night with his thinking!" Fry ranted about Guenter.
"Plus he was watching Curious George all night..." said Oscar.
Fry snickered.
"Anyway. That Monkey is a menace. He's trying to make me look like an idiot!" said Fry.
"Well you've done some pretty dumb things that have nearly got yourself or others killed..." said Oscar.
Fry gave him a hard look.
"Don't be jealous. Without his special hat, Guenter might be no more intelligent than you." said Farnsworth.
Fry sighed agitated.
"I hate that rodent!" He muttered aloud.
"Monkeys are simians, not rodents, moron..." said Oscar.
Fry glared at him. "Not you too..."
"Fry, that monkey is my most important experiment. If you two don't stop fighting I'll have you both neutered." said Farnsworth. Ie He plans to sterilise them just for arguing...
Fry was dismissed from class. He chuckled. "That'll show him..."
...
ERR, outside the robots are drinking.
"You should prank that stuffed shirt, the dean..." said Homer drunk.
Bender frowned.
"Hijinks are why my fraternity are in danger of being expelled! Oooooooh! I just wanted to make you guys cool..." Bender wept to his nerd friends.
"You had robot friends that would be considered "Cool" or "Rebellious". They got you addicted to Jacking on..." said Oscar.
Bender huffed and gulped down some beer.
Parents evening.
Amy's parents were still trying to find her a husband...
"Mooooom! Daaaaaad! I love Kif!" Amy yelled.
Oscar did Chink eyes. "Ah so ah so! Me am chineeeeeese if you prease!"
"Oz knock it off!" Amy groaned.
Plot 4