When Aliens Attack Fry spills beer on a computer terminal at Fox Studios shutting off the signal that is broadcasting Single Female Lawyer across the universe. Fry thinks this is nothing to worry about but on Omicron Persei 8, Emperor Lrrr is annoyed he can't watch the last episode of Single Female Lawyer and invades Earth.
Plot
The late twentieth century. Fry is delivering a pizza to a customer. Fry hums as he heads to a door in a broadcasting studio. it belongs to Fox.
"Boooooooo!" Oscar jeered. Fox are extremely right wing.
"Oh boo yourself, liberal..." said some hairy, greasy guy with a stubble working there.
Fry sighed at Oscar.
"Pizza delivery!" Fry called out after knocking.
"Ah finally! Come in!" said the greasy, hairy guy.
Fry enters the broadcasting studio. There's machines everywhere and terminals with screens. Fry is in awe.
"Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh?" said Fry asked.
"Well, it's a Fox affiliate." said the greasy guy smoking a cigarette.
"Booooooooo!" Oscar jeered.
The guy sighed.
"Kid don't antagonise my customers..." Fry sighed.
"What are you showing right now?" Fry asked the greasy guy.
The technician pushes a button. A programme is broadcasted. Its titles appear on screen. Music plays.
"Single Female Lawyer. It's the season finale. Wanna watch?" The technician asked.
"Ah I dunno..." said Fry.
"Aren't you supposed to head back to Panucci's after delivering the pizza and getting paid..." Oscar sighed.
Fry frowned at Oscar.
Ashes crumbled and fell off of the the technician's cigarette.
"Ah, I dunno. That's a chick show. I prefer programmes of the genre "world's blankiest blank"." said Fry.
"Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank." said Oscar.
Fry sighed.
"She is wearing the world's shortest skirt." said the tech.
"I'm in!" said Fry.
"Ooooooooh! hohohohoooo!" Oscar chuckled in a perverted manner. They all sat down and watched the episode.
...
They watch the show.
Fry sits down and the technician tosses him a can of Löbrau. On the screen is a judge and the single female lawyer, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Calista Flockhart. In fact the entire show is pretty much Ally McBeal.
"Counsellor, I remind you that it's unethical to sleep with your client. If you really care about the outcome of the case, you should sleep with me." said a judge.
"Your Honour, it's bad enough to proposition a single female lawyer in court, but this is a unisex bathroom." Said the Counsellor.
"Booooooo! Bathrooms should be segregated!" The technician jeered.
"Okay Transphobe...where are the Trans gendered people gonna go to toilet then..." Oscar seethed.
Fry sighed.
"Overruled." said the judge. He grabs her and they snog.
"Eeeeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
"Could you repeat that last part?" said the Stenograph from a cubicle.
Fry yawns and stretches his arms. He knocks over an open can of beer. It spills over the equipment. The equipment fizzes and crackles and shuts off.
"Oh, my God! You've knocked Fox of the air!" the technician gasped.
"Hooray! Now people will have to watch the real, truthful news!" Oscar cheered.
The technician frowned at him.
"Pft! Like anyone on Earth cares." said Fry.
"Yeah exactly..." said Oscar grinning.
We follow the waves of the signal as it is transmitted into space. It arrives at Omicron Persei 8, a planet with pyramids a thousand years later.
Two huge, terrifying aliens are sat on a couch and watching TV.
"Could you repeat that last part?" asks the stenograph. The signal cuts out.
"This is an outrage! I demand to know what happened to the plucky lawyer and her compellingly short garment." Emperor Lrrr yells.
Queen Nd-Nd glares at him.
"What? It's a short skirt..." said Lrrr to his wife.
"Due to technical difficulties, we now bring you eight animated shows in a row." said an announcement.
Lrrr snarls outraged that he can't watch the rest of his show. He vaporises the TV with a laser.
Also we met these monsters before when Lrrr was annoyed that his mother-in-law was visiting.
...
The title sequence. The title gag is. "Made Proudly on Earth."
The cartoon is Daffy, Commando.
...
Planet Express headquarters, 3000AD or so.
The crew are slouching about watching TV.
All My Circuits is on.
Hermes is furious about them slouching about and not working.
"What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost?" He gasped.
Oscar suddenly breaks out into song and sings Jammin'.
Hermes sighed.
"Get to work, you lazy boat bag!" Hermes scolds Bender. He rolls up the newspaper and hits bender with it.
"Ow!" said Bender.
Fry laughs. Hermes smacks him with the newspaper too.
"Ow! Hey, quit it, Hermes. It's Labor Day." Fry whined.
"No it's Conservative Day!" Oscar yelled.
Fry winced at Oscar, baffled.
"Labor Day? That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?" asked Hermes.
There is a long pause.
"Uh... the Big Fat Phoney guy died at some point in the twenty first century so we cqn't do that gag anymore..." said Oscar.
"Yes it's Labor Day Hermes." said Fry.
"Hot damn, a day off!" Hermes cheered. He takes off his jacket and watches TV with them. Bender gives him a beer.
The rest of the crew arrives wearing swimming costumes.
Oscar laughed at Zoidberg's old timey striped swimming costume.
"Who's up for one last summer beach trip?" Leela asked.
Hermes, Bender and Oscar leap to their feet from the couch and cheer.
"Ready, Freddy!l said Hermes disrobing. He was wearing swimming trunks.
"Aaaaaagh! Freddy Krueger!" Oscar screamed.
Hermes gawks at him.
Fry is being lazy.
"I'll pass..l" He is watching TV.
"Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world." said Leela.
Fry is watching the TV. Leela sighs and stands in front of it.
"Leela I can't see through you..." said Fry.
Leela tutted, annoyed at him for being a couch potato.
"But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world!" said Fry.
Leela sighed.
"Everyone's too polite to say anything but you're covered with bed sores." said Leela.
Fry has bed sores.
"Eeeeeeeew..." Oscar groaned.
"Not covered..." said Fry being snarky.
"Just get in the car." said to Leela.
...
They drive to the beach in Leela's hover car.
Fry is now wearing shorts.
The car is so packed that Bender has to lay across Amy, Hermes and Oscar.
Leela parks the packed car at the beach's parking lot.
They all get out and groan, adjusting their joints from being squashed into the car.
"Ah here we are. Monument Beach." said Farnsworth. There is a sign that says Monument Beach.
Fry sees several famous monuments on the beach.
"Mount Rushmore?! The tower of Pisa?!"
Oscar winced.
"I didn't know they were both in New York!" Fry was baffled.
Leela is unpacking sun beds from the trunk of the car.
"They are now. In the 2600's, New Yorkers elected a super-villain governor, and he stole most of the world's monuments." said Leela.
Oscar laughed. "The future is silly..."
"Truly a great man. Look at him up there." said Bender.
On Mount Rushmore, alongside the heads of Washington, Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt and Lincoln, is the face of a mad scientist wearing goggles.
"Wooooow..." said Fry in awe.
Oscar laughed.
Some time later everyone is sunbathing. Leela lying on a sun bed gets out a tube of tanning butter and squeezes some off it onto her arm and smears it over herself to avoid getting sun burn.
She sighs and catches some sun rays.
Zoidberg gets out a stick of real butter and rubs it all over himself. Mmmmm buttered lobster...
Zoidberg sighs and relaxes in the hot sun.
Oscar laughed at him. "He put butter on himself..."
"Oscar put on some sun screen... I'm not filling out a medical report for sun burn..." said Leela.
Oscar sighed and borrowed the sun cream and applied it to his skin.
He then fetched out from his trunks a stick of butter, he peels it out of its wrapper and takes a bite. Yeah he eats butter...
Hermes is looking for things with a metal detector. The metal detector beeps.
"Found you." He calls out.
Bender pops out of the sand. "Okay, now you hide and I'll find you."
Hermes went off to hide. Bender sat on a sun bed. "Been nice knowing you..." He has no intention of trying to find Hermes.
...
Farnsworth is playing volley ball with Zoidberg. He tosses the ball at him. it bounces off of his head. Zoidberg grunts.
"Ugh... Zoidberg I tossed the ball right at you..." Professor Farnsworth sighed.
He tossed the ball again. Zoidberg punctured the ball with his claws.
Farnsworth sighed.
Zoidberg frowns and tosses the deflated ball at a pile of at least twenty identical deflated balls.
"I've had it with this game! I'm going for a scuttle!" said Zoidberg. He crouches and scuttles off into the sea.
"I agree... this is a terrible game..." Lisa Simpson said coldly while wearing a deflated volley ball on her head. Her star shaped hair kept puncturing the balls.
Farnsworth sighed.
Somewhere across the beach Hermes is waiting.
"Oh that mechanical menace..." He realised Bender had abandoned him.
Later Bender made lunch.
"OK, everyone, come and get it!" said Bender. Inside his torso compartment was a barbecue operating ie cooking burger patties.
He flipped them with a spatula and then put one in a bun and gave it to Fry.
Fry took a bite of the burger.
"Ah, just like my dad used to make ... until McDonald's fired him." said Fry.
Oscar winced.
"He was a better cook, they got defensive..." said Fry.
"Bite my red-hot glowing ass." said Bender. Smoke rises from below him. "Wait... red-hot glowing ass?"
His mechanical ass is glowing red hot. "Excuse me a moment."
He runs into the sea. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" He cools himself in the water. "Aw yeah..."
Oscar laughed.
"Ugh... now the rest of the burgers are all soggy..." said Leela.
"I'll make another batch... Cyclops..." said Bender wading in the sea.
And he must have, as how else did Amy get a burger after he ran into the sea...
Bender was flipping the burgers and whistling.
Plot 2
Everyone is eating their burgers while the Professor sleeps.
Nibbler watches and licks his lips.
Amy's burger slips out of her bun and onto her bare stomach. She swears in Cantonese, because the burger is hot still.
Nibbler jumps on her.
"No, Nibbler! No!" Amy yelled. Nibbler devoured the burger, and her bikini top.
Amy gasped and covered her bare breasts with the bun halves.
Oscar laughed at her. Then he suddenly had a violent nosebleed because he was aroused. He eventually fainted from blood loss and chuckled perversely as he passed out.
"Hentai baka!" Amy yelled at him for being a pervert.
Leela frowned at Nibbler. "Nibbler we don't eat clothes... Now you'll get indigestion..."
Amy woke the sleeping Professor.
"He-wha?" He woke up startled.
"Psst, Professor, I need another bikini." Amy blushed embarrassed. Oscar chuckled perversely.
"Oh, oh, OK, I think there's one can left." Farnsworth passes her a can of spray on bikini.
Amy sprays a new pink bikini top on herself.
"Oh my..." said the Professor.
"How do I look?" Amy asked.
"Like a cheap French harlot." said the Professor.
"French?!" Amy was offended.
"Onhonhomhon..." Oscar spoke in an exaggerated French accent.
Amy frowned at him.
A bully kicks over Fry's sand castle. "Hey!" Fry yelled.
The bully sees Leela and is strangely not immediately repulsed by her one eye. "Hi Sugar... Wanna walk with a real man?" asked the bully.
"Sorry, I don't date bullies." said Leela.
The bully frowned and left. "Whatever, Cyclops..."
Fry muttered as he rebuilt his sandcastle.
The bully elsewhere seethed. "Who does that purple haired maiden think she is?! No one says no to Gaston!"
...
At the sea bed, Zoidberg is scuttling about and finds fish skeletons, he eats them. However he gets trapped in a lobster pot. "Uh oh."
Bender is walking about the sea bed. "Help! Help!" Zoidberg cries. "Bender, you gotta spring me. I'll never survive in here; I'm too pretty!"
"Alright, alright, I'll bust you out" Bender bends the bars on the lobster pot.
Spot lights shine on them and alarms wail.
"Cheese it!" Bender yelled. They both flee.
"Okay! Stilton or Cheddar?" Oscar in Scuba gear asked.
Bender groaned exasperated.
Some time later on the beach.
"Oscar don't you want to go swimming in the sea?" Amy asked.
"I can't swim..." said Oscar.
Leela sighed. "I'll go and buy him some water wings."
"Why are you enabling his babyish weirdness?!" Cousin Hank seethed.
Oscar gave Hank a double middle fingers gesture.
The Professor was sleeping again.
Fry has finished building a nice sandcastle.
"Voila. The greatest sandcastle ever built. This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in, if he were a fiddler crab." said Fry admiring his sandcastle.
"He may have been a fiddler crab..." said Oscar.
Fry face palmed.
"That's nice, we should take a group photo." said Leela.
"Inflate my water wings first..." said Oscar.
Leela sighed.
"Ooh, yeah. Anyone have a camera?" said Fry.
"Fry, I am a camera." said Bender. One of his eyes zooms out.
Everyone gathers round the castle.
"Everyone pretend to look happy." said Bender.
Oscar made a silly face.
"No weird faces Oz..." said Leela.
...
Suddenly there is a huge shadow. Everyone gasps. There are flying saucers.
"Oh, my God!" said Leela.
"What in Babylon?" Hermes gasped.
"Will you stop whining about the cops just because they caught you with weed..." said Oscar.
Hermes frowned at him.
"And it's What in Iraq?! Now..." said Oscar.
Hermes sighed.
The aliens zapped Fry'a sandcastle, destroying it.
"Noooooooo!" Fry whined.
They hurry back to Planet Express HQ. A saucer is chasing them and firing lasers.
"Faster!" said Hermes.
They fish tail the car into the parking space and quickly hurry indoors and lock up.
Fry looks outside through the blinds.
"We're all gonna die, aren't we?" Fry lamented.
"Oh, I should think so. Although last time aliens invaded all they did was force the most intelligent of us to pair off and mate continuously." said Farnsworth. he sounded chuffed. "Oh yes..."
Oscar winced at him.
Leela puts the news on.
"Once again, today's winning lotto number was 4." said Linda.
"Hooray!" Zoidberg cheered.
"Is there any point in there being a lottery if the winning number is always four..." said Oscar.
"The president in the 2800s found games of chance and luck to be unfair..." said Leela.
Oscar winced, baffled and irked.
"In other news, alien saucers continue to rain destruction upon Earth. We now go live to an emergency address by Earth President McNeal." said Linda.
We cut to some president in Congress.
"Ladies and gentlemen, our course is clear. The time has come to knuckle under. To get down on all fours and really lick boot. Give our alien masters whatever they want a-" The signal cuts out.
Oscar frowned.
...
A new signal arrives. There is a big, ugly alien on screen surrounded by others of his kind.
Oscar screamed.
Leela hushed him.
"People of Earth, I am Lrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8." said Lrrr.
"Did he say Omicron Persei 8?" Oscar asked.
"Yes..." Bender sighed.
"Oh god! He's from the Corona virus planet!" Oscar screamed.
Everyone gawked at him concerned.
Oscar got out from upon his person, a unicycle. He rode the unicycle while juggling apples.
The Planet Express Crew gawked at him concerned by his weird behaviour.
"Now then: We want the one you call "McNeal". Give us McNeal or we will lay waste to your cities with our anti-monument laser. We demand McNeal!" Lrrr yelled.
"You're not gonna give him Covid are you..." Oscar said to TV, expecting the alien to hear him.
The Planet Express crew face palmed.
I demand a free meal..." Zoidberg frowned.
"You'll get nothing and like it!" Hermes snapped at him.
The signal cuts back to the president.
"Uh, as I was saying ..." said President McNeal. ".. mankind would sooner perish than kowtow to outrageous alien demands for this McNeal ... whoever he is. Am I right?"
Everyone in Congress frowns at him.
"Leela I'm scared." said Fry.
"We all are Fry." Leela held his hands as if to comfort him.
"And now, the man who will lead us in our proud struggle for freedom, fresh from his bloody triumph over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula..." said the President.
Oscar laughed hysterically, irritating everyone with his shrill, screechy laughter.
The crew groaned.
"Oz why is that funny..." Amy sighed.
"He fought Gandhi..." Oscar chuckled.
President McNeal continued introducing this military hero with odd achievements.
"Twelve star general Zapp Brannigan." said the President. Zapp Brannigan arrived.
Leela sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Hey, look, Leela, it's that idiotic windbag you slept with." said Bender.
"The Earth is under attack. Can't we just forget about that?" Leela sighed.
"Evidentially not..." Bender chuckled.
...
They went shopping for more weird future food.
"Oscar hurry up and pick a cereal..." Leela sighed.
"I can't decide between Admiral Crunch or Archduke Chocula..." Oscar replied.
Fry winced. He was still not used to the weird food of the future.
"Well I'm on a diet. Only baconated grapefruit for me." said Amy.
"Oh treat yourself to pigs-in-electric-blankets once in a while Amy..." said Leela.
Fry yelled flustered by the weirdly renamed or augmented food.
Zoidberg was devouring the free samples.
Zapp was on TV explaining how he was going to defeat the aliens.
"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go it alone." said Zapp.
Leela rolled her eye.
"That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air." said Zapp.
"Well, you heard the windbag: We've been drafted. Everyone into the ship." said Leela.
"Hehehehe... I bet that windbag was drafty..." Oscar laughed.
Fry sighed irked by Oscar's stupid puns.
"But our groceries though." said Amy.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I refuse to fight. I'm a conscientious objector." said Bender.
"A what now?" Fry asked.
"A coward." said Bender.
"Why am I not surprised..." Oscar sighed.
"Shut up meatbag!" Bender yelled.
"Since this is an emergency, all robots will now have their patriotism circuits activated." said Zapp. He tapped a button on a remote control.
Bender's antenna flashes red. He complies as if controlled remotely.
"It is every robot's duty to give his life for the good of humanity." said Bender. "Oh crap.."
Oscar laughed.
"Come on. We'll pay for our groceries then we have to join the war against the aliens." said Leela.
"The corona virus aliens..." said Oscar.
The crew groans agitated and they all pinch their own noses flustered with him.
...
Space. Ships are heading towards the Nimbus's docking bay hangar. One of these ships is the Planet Express ship. Another ship resembles a yellow school bus.
Oscar laughed when he saw it land.
Leela sighed.
Everyone parks and gets out of their ships. Zapp Brannigan checks out all the able fighting civilians who joined the war.
"We're all from different cultures here. Some of you are white, some of you are black." said Zapp. He stops by a very dark skinned north Indian. "You're brown."
He then stopped by Bender. "And you're silver."
"And you're a meat bag... Let me go home!" Bender yelled.
Zapp pointed the remote at him and activated it.
"Sir, yes! Sir!" said Bender in a trance.
Zapp left.
"Blast!" Bender seethed.
"But I don't care if your skin's red or tan or Chinese. You're all going to have to learn to die together." said Zapp.
Plot 3
Zapp continues prepping the recruits.
"Isn't that right soldier?" He asked Oscar.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." Oscar rasped in gibberish.
"Uh okay..." said Zapp.
Leela sighed irked by Oscar's behaviour.
"Any way-" said Zapp.
Oscar screamed. Zapp sighed. "You're not made of Tuesday!" Oscar yelled alarmed.
"Okay you're relived from recruitment. Because you're completely insane..." said Zapp.
"Kalahoohoo!" Oscar left to get a space taxi home.
Leela sighed.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm insane! I'm insane!" Bender yelled.
"Oh yeah? Prove it..." said Zapp.
"I uh... Oh nuts..." Bender sighed.
"Remember, our mission is simple: Destroy all aliens!" said Zapp.
Orthopox from Destroy All Humans gasped offended.
"Um, uh, not me, sir." said Kif.
"Oh, yes, right. Nobody destroy Kif." said Zapp. "Unless you have to."
Kif frowned at Zapp.
Amy fluttered her eyelashes at Kif and giggled.
Kif sighed.
Zapp stops at Leela.
"Oh, ho, ho! The luscious Captain Leela. " He rubs his hands.
Leela sighed.
"This is turning into one very sex-ay struggle for the future of the human race!" said Zapp.
"Uh technically I'm not human..." said Leela.
"Right, right. Nobody destroy Leela either." said Zapp.
"You clearly want to destroy her, you randy meatbag..." Bender chuckled.
Leela glares at him.
"That maybe so soldier. Any other words?" Zapp asked the Planet Express crew.
"Kif is so Kawaii! Eeeeeee!" Amy squealed.
The crew sighed.
Kif scoffed and avoided looking at Amy.
...
The bunk room with all the beds. The recruits are instructed on how to make their beds.
"The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practise until you can make your bed in your sleep." said Zapp.
"You mean while I'm sleeping in it?" Fry asked. Questioning his ridiculous suggestions.
"You won't have time for sleeping, soldier. Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing." said Zapp.
Fry sighed.
"Fry this war won't go on long enough for us to need to use our barracks..." said Leela.
Back at Planet Express HQ, Oscar's sleeping quarters.
"I'm gonna be doing a lot of sleeping..." said Oscar lying in bed. He snored as he slept.
Scruffy the night janitor sighed as he swept the floor with a broom.
Briefing room on the Nimbus. Everyone is wearing red DOOP uniforms.
"You know I hate those Bothans..." said a guy to another recruit.
"Many Bothans died to get us this information." said Zapp.
"Ooooooh... feeling awkward now? Racist?" said a recruit to the Bothan hating guy.
"The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." said Zapp.
Kiff sighed.
"Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it." said Zapp.
"You are an idiot..." a guy heckled.
Zapp sighed.
Back on Earth Oscar was annoying people with his insanity.
At Kentucky Fried Beetle.
"I want my slaw!" Oscar yelled.
"You have your slaw sir!" said the cashier.
"I want my slaw!" Oscar yelled.
"You have your slaw sir!" the cashier yelled.
"I want my slaw..." said Oscar.
Back in the briefing room. Zapp's plan amounted to a suicide mission...
"On my command, all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage." said Zapp.
Everyone jeered at him.
"W-Wouldn't it make more sense to send the robots in first a-" said Fry.
Bender strangled him.
...
Bender was throttling Fry.
"Uh... Shouldn't you plan for us to fight back..." said Leela.
"Fight back?! Fight back?! Leela, these are Omicronians! We have no way of fighting back! Suicide is the only option!" said Zapp.
Everyone jeered him.
Zapp sighed.
He activated Bender's patriot mode again.
"Sir, I volunteer for a suicide mission." said Bender. He returns to normal. "Cut that out!"
"No one is going on a suicide mission. We are fighting back against these extraterrestrial bullies! And hopefully we'll teach them some manners." said Leela.
Zapp sighed.
"Leela, sleep with me." said Zapp.
"Eeeeeew! No way!" said Leela.
Everyone is later deployed in an X Wing style formation of different style space ships buzzing around in space.
Fry is piloting the ship's laser cannon. Oscar was relieved of duty because of his insanity.
"I'm gonna be a science-fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!" said Fry.
"Xena is not a sci-fi character, doofus..." said Bender.
Fry frowned as he looked out for enemy craft.
"Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?" Leela asked him from the bridge.
"Sure I can. I just like TV better." said Fry.
Leela sighed.
The fleet is fired upon by Omicronian saucers. The fleet fires back.
Lrrr sends a video message. "Stop defending yourselves! Raaaaagh!" He ends communication.
The Earth fleet of all sorts of different ships fires at the Omicronian saucers.
"Why is Fry our gunner?" Amy asked.
"Because Oscar was relieved from his duty as a recruit, Because he is insane..." said Leela.
Bender made himself a martini.
The Earth fleet is taking losses.
"Evasive manoeuvre Porkins!" Leela communicated to another Earth ship.
"I can handle this..." said Porkins. His ship blew up.
"Damage report." said Leela.
"I spilt my martini..." said Bender.
Leela sighed.
...
Oscar was watching Single Female Lawyer on CBS. They show old programmes. He was sat on the couch with Teddy, his living teddy bear as a hologram.
Councellor McNeal was sniffing some guy's butt. Because Ally McBeal admits to butt sniffing in the first episode...
The guy lurched forward startled as if something had stung him and spun around gawking at McNeal.
"Uh... McNeal..." said one of her colleagues. A defense attorney.
"What?! It's not stupid! Dogs do it!" said McNeal.
Oscar winced baffled by the show.
"I understand the point she's trying to make. I sniff the butts of other bears." said Teddy as a hologram.
Oscar winced.
"And I'm always sniffing your crotch..." said Teddy wagging his eyebrows in a seductive manner.
"Ugh..." Oscar sighed, strangely not in a horny mood for his weird crotch sniffing fetish.
Later a guy working for McNeal groped her butt. She gasped and slapped him.
"Ow! You're fired!" the guy yelled.
"Fired?! I'll sue you, you creep!" said McNeal.
"Then I'll counter sue you!" said the guy.
"Uh..."
"Because you're discriminating against my mental illness! I have OCD! I have an obsessive compulsive disorder for grabbing everyone's buttocks!" said the guy.
McNeal frowned at him.
"Ugh... You get that creep McNeal..." Oscar seethed.
"Revive me!" Teddy as a hologram whined.
Oscar sighed.
He then spat out some fizzy pop he was drinking because on Single Female Lawyer there was a CGI dancing baby.
"Holy cannoli! That must have cost them a fortune!" said Oscar.
Farnsworth shuffled in wearing his lab coat, pyjamas and slippers. "Oscar? You're supposed to be fighting for your planet!"
"They won't recruit me... They dismissed me on medical grounds." said Oscar.
"Ie his insanity..." said Teddy.
Oscar frowned and turned the hologram off.
"Oh, oh well..." said Farnsworth.
"Look, I would be honoured to fight the Corona aliens but the military won't allow crazy people to serve their planet..." said Oscar. "Kalapoopoo! Halabulah!"
The professor went off muttering to himself.
...
Planet Express ship. Leela and the crew are deep in a terrible, violent space battle as green and red lasers zip across space. Earth's forces are dwindling.
Bender cried over his martini.
Leela sighed.
"Alright, scumwads. This one's for Bender's cocktail!" said Fry as he fired at an Omicron saucer. It blew up.
"Nailed it!" He cheered.
"Don't get penis-sy kid..." said Peter Griffin in the other gun pod.
Fry gawked at him.
Fry helped turn the tide of battle.
The ship took a hit though.
"Damage report Amy." Leela asked.
"Auxiliary power's out..." said Amy.
Bender grumbled as he mixed a martini.
Earth, Planet Express hangar. Oscar paced about.
"Plus how can I help when Leela took the ship?!" He pondered.
"Unless..." Teddy grinned.
Back at the space battle. all sorts of different style of ships were firing lasers at an Omicronian saucer.
"Uh... Leela... who's ship is that?" Amy asked.
A Gummi ship from Kingdom Hearts was flying about blasting lasers and zipping about dodging green blasts from the enemy.
The pilot sent a video message. "Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." It was Oscar.
"Where did he get a ship from?!" Leela asked.
"Borrowed it." said Oscar too quickly.
He took out the last UFO.
"We won!" Leela cheered.
"That was the mother ship?" Bender asked.
"Must have been."
"Uh, Leela, why are all those new stars appearing..." Amy asked as a field of neatly arranged stars appeared...
The light from the grid of neatly arranged stars revealed they were lights on the belly of a much larger saucer...
"What the hell is that?!" Bender yelled.
"That appears to be the mother ship..." said Leela.
It blasted green lasers and quickly took out several Earth ships.
...
The Nimbus.
"Kif did we his anything?" Zapp asked.
"Only the Hubble Space Telescope..." said Kif.
"I am so fired..." said Zapp.
Plot 4