Little Pet shop of Horrors Leela being soppy with Nibbler annoys Bender and Oscar again so Oscar uses the Professor's latest invention to bring back his cute cartoon pets. Particularly Teddy, the annoying and weird sniffing teddy bear creature.
Plot
Planet Express HQ living room.
Fry the slob and Bender, the crass, beer fuelled robot were watching Calculon.
Calculon is in court.
"Defendant how do you plea?" A judge asked.
"Not guilty." said the defendant. Everyone mutters as they think he or she is guilty. "Because Calculon is the real murderer!"
Everyone gasped. Attention is all drawn to Calculon who is also shocked.
"This is highly unorthodox!" the judge yelled, clobbering the gavel with his hammer.
"No your honour. Actor-bot 3001 beta is right. I am the real killer..." said Calculon.
Everyone gasped.
Bender sipped his beer, entranced by the show.
Fry is chewing his nails and sweating.
"Also, I am actually... A centaur!" Calculon was a robot centaur...
A stinger rings out.
In the HQ kitchen. Amy made some Spice Weasel cookies. She's wearing a chef's hat.
Nibbler is jabbering and panting. He is hungry. He jumps on the kitchen top.
"No Nibbler!" Amy tried to shoo the black and peach coloured three eyed alien.
Nibbler evaded he and grabbed the tray of cookies and devoured them. He belched.
"Amy! Nibbler is on a strict diet!" Leela gasped collecting Nibbler.
"I'm sorry! He's very sneaky! And fast!" said Amy.
Leela smirked a bit. "You guys really think my silly snookums knows what he's doing?"
"Leela when it comes to filling his belly, Nibbler knows how to fool us..." said Amy crossing her arms.
"Well we all need to be more alert. The poor little guy might get indigestion..." said Leela cuddling her pet.
"Anyway, the boys will have to wait until I bake another batch of cookies." said Amy.
"They eat and drink enough junk as it is..." said Leela.
Oscar is drinking a large bottle of Cola.
Leela sighed.
"Everyone report to the conference room! We're dooomed! Dooooooooomed!" the Professor cried out.
Oscar gawked exasperated.
...
The Titles begin.
The slogan gag is "Soylent Green 50% off!"
"It's people!" Oscar screamed.
The retro cartoon playing on the city's big screen is a Betty Boop cartoon. Possibly the one with the mad scientist.
...
HQ conference room.
"Good News everyone!" said Farnsworth.
"If it's a delivery go away..." said Bender di king a beer. He belched fire.
"Oh no. It's my newest invention. The De-fossiliser!" said Farnsworth.
"What does it do?" Amy asked.
"Well you put a fossil inside it, The machine glows with a wondrous green light from inside the revival chamber and out pops the dearly departed critter, alive once more!" said The Professor.
"In other words, it's like the fossil reviving machine on Cinnabar Island..." said Oscar dryly.
"Uh... In a matter of speaking..." said Farnsworth.
"And just like the fossil reviving machine from Flint the Time Detective..." said Oscar.
"Yes, yes... It's not an original invention... It's been done before... Now do you want your pets revived or not?!" the Professor ranted.
"So this invention is just you doing a solid for Oscar..." said Leela.
Farnsworth was polishing his glasses.
"The perverted little creep doesn't deserve favours..." said Amy.
Oscar glared at Amy.
"Now Amy it is perfectly normal for guys to lust over girls..." said Farnsworth.
"And besides. We should all hate Zoidberg." said Hermes. Zoidberg gasped.
"Get outta here you waste of space!" Hermes berated Zoidberg.
"Come along Oscar." said Farnsworth. Oscar was carrying a bear cub's skull.
"Can you bring back this stray dog I liked called Seymour?" Fry had Seymour encased in stone.
"Hell no!" Bender yelled.
"Why not?" Fry frowned.
"Because I am jealous of him for some reason. I think you might replace me with him!" said Bender.
"I won't Bender..." said Fry.
"Yeah you say that..." said Bender.
"Hush people... and watch..." said Farnsworth. He put the bear cub skull in the machine. quiet eerie music played as he played with levers and buttons.
The machine glows.
Everyone gasps.
...
Eerie music plays as the machine starts up. Suddenly the Dollet satellite start up theme from Final Fantasy 8 plays as back ground music as the machine works.
"Oh by jerk seasoning!" Hermes gasped.
Oscar adjusted how his green goggles were resting on his head.
The machine powered down as it finished. It hissed and steam poured out.
Everyone quietly gasped and doubted, wondering if the experiment had worked.
The machine open and a small orange and yellow fur covered cartoon bear creature with a big round wet shiny black nose hopped out.
"I LIKE PIE!" He cheered.
Oscar face palmed.
"Hey buddy boy." Teddy grinned.
"Hey Ted." said Oscar.
"Well the resurrection was a success! This calls for a celebration!" said Farnsworth.
"CHEESE! FOR EVERYONE!" Teddy cheered.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Ted no!" Oscar groaned.
"Now we know where you're madness comes from..." Leela sighed.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." Oscar rasped in indignation.
"Hey don't blame me for Oz's zaniness! Just my own zaniness..." said Teddy.
"Ugh... another stinky litter box to change..." Bender sighed as he took a puff of his cigar.
Later the crew are retrieving boxes from the basement.
"That's the last of the boxes from the basement, Professor." said Oscar.
"Ah yes, very good. Very good..." said Farnsworth.
"Yeah like so Gramps, can you give Oz the rest of the week off, we have some catching up to do..." said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear.
"Oh my no..." said Farnsworth.
"Ted Planet Express is rather busy this week it seems..." said Oscar.
"Anyway I-" said Farnsworth. He stopped as everyone gasped while staring at Oscar's teddy bear creature who was sniffing Oscar's crotch.
"Ted..." Oscar groaned.
"On second faults you can take paid leave until your pet stops doing that..." said Farnsworth.
"Woohoo!" Oscar cheered.
...
Leela's apartment. Teddy is impressed.
"You can crash here for the night but try and get your own place..." Leela sighed to Oscar.
Oscar made a gookie at her as she left to head back to work.
"Okay, finally we have some alone time..." Teddy smirked deviantly at Oscar.
"It's gonna be fun on a bun!" said Oscar.
"Yup, but you know the rules..." Teddy fished from hammer space a diaper.
Oscar gulped.
Elsewhere Fry and Bender are playing poker.
"Ugh..." Fry had to pick up a card as he had a bad hand.
Bender chuckled.
Back at Oscar and Teddy. Oscar had stripped of his clothes and was wearing the diaper. He magically regressed back to being a baby again. He toddled about confused.
Teddy grinned.
"Now we need to mention things from our time that are now weird in the future, because apparently weird is better..." said Oscar.
Teddy pondered and scratched. "Well... That land-shark sketch on Saturday Night Live was pretty far out..."
Oscar read a note book. "Hmmmm... In the 31st century it is now the zombie land-shark sketch."
Teddy grimaced making a stone cold look as if to say "Right..."
"Anyway let's get down to business." said Teddy. He sniffed Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny round black nose.
Oscar sweated and blushed as he gawked at Teddy who was sniffing his diaper. Teddy's nose quivered and twitched.
"This is just the appetiser, buddy boy..." Teddy smirked. "Like a tin of sprats. Mmmmm sprats..." Teddy felt hungry at the mention of fish.
Oscar sighed He got out Teddy's food bowl and a jar of sprats in oil. He unscrewed the lid and poured the sprats into Teddy's food bowl.
Teddy yapped and began gobbling the sprats. Oscar watched his pet teddy bear creature eat,
After he finished eating, Teddy resumes sniffing Oscar's diaper with his big, wet, shiny black round nose. Oscar sweats and blushes.
Teddy buried his nose into the fabric of Oscar's diaper and sniffed rapidly. Oscar whimpered, Teddy made him feel uncomfortable.
"Ooooooohhhh... harder..." Oscar moaned.
"Ugh Oz..." Teddy groaned.
"Oh don't be such a prude..." Oscar chuckled.
...
Planet Express. Main conference room. Fry is eating a sandwich.
"What's that black cracker?" Bender asked as Fry removed something mouldy from the recycled sandwich.
"Bender!" Hermes yelled offended.
"I meant the thing Fry found in his sandwich." said Bender.
Fry examined the black, poker chip-sized object. He took a bite. "It's a slice of tomato."
"It's To-mah-toe! Stupid Yank!" Oscar yelled.
Amy hushed him.
"Fry don't eat rotten food! You'll make yourself ill!" said Leela.
Fry scoffed.
"I bought an extra large Walrus Juice." Oscar is slurping a take out soda with a straw.
Fry winced.
"Good news, Everyone!" said Farnsworth. "Pimparoo has chosen Planet Express to help him start his exotic animal business."
"Wait, just one banana fudging second?! Did you say Pimparoo?" Oscar interrupted.
"Yes, there is a kangaroo tradesman who's main personality and method of dressing is pass himself off as a brothel pimp." said Farnsworth.
Oscar laughed hysterically and fell off of his chair.
The other crew members sigh.
"We're busy saving the Earth from Omicron Persei 8 remember? Tell Pimparoo no." said Fry.
"Fry, he's a boxing kangaroo AND a pimp. He'll hit anyone anytime for any reason. You don't say no to Pimparoo." said Farnsworth.
Oscar laughed. "Cooooool!"
Leela sighed.
"Can I sell myself out to him and his clientele?" Oscar wanted to become a hooker...
"Uh... no..." said the Professor.
Teddy grimaced at Oscar. "Oz is this what you do when I'm not around..."
"Lighten up Ted, We might find you a nice koala hooker at Pimperoo's brothel..." Oscar chuckled.
Teddy turned green and felt ill.
"Oz take the mission seriously..." Leela sighed.
"And besides, most of his hookers are robots..." said Bender drinking beer.
"Look if you refuse, Pimperoo said he'd use the back of his ring hand! Now go!" said Farnsworth fearing a beating from a pimp kangaroo.
Fry, Bender, Leela and Oscar left for the ship to undertake their delivery.
...
The ship.
"So what are we delivering?" Fry asked.
"Just cages, empty aquariums and vivariums. Pimparoo is just getting started in the exotic pet trade business." said Leela.
"I gotta pee..." said Oscar.
"Just go in your diaper..." said Leela.
Oscar sighed and grunted as he crouched to pee in his own diaper.
Oscar noticed Leela's collection of pictures of the orphanarium she used to attend.
"You grew up up in foster care too?" Oscar asked.
"Oz I am not ready to talk about that..." said Leela.
Oscar sighed.
Plot 2
Earth, Pimparoo's new pet store. Planet express are unpacking his gear ie cages for storing animals to be sold.
"That's it Sugar... All cages are to go on the shelves." said the kangaroo pimp in a smooth voice while wearing sunglases.
Leela nodded as she kept on task.
"You might need to invest in some terrariums. You know for cold blooded animals, if you plan on selling any." Oscar chipped in.
Man what the hell is a terrarium?!" said Pimparoo.
Oscar face palmed. "This guy is running a pet store?!
Fry shrugged. He was eating another mouldy sandwich.
"Now hurry up! Don't make me use the back of my ring hand..." said Pimparoo.
Oscar glared at Pimparoo. "Touch me and you're dead where you stand."
"Oz just stay on task..." Leela sighed.
Teddy gout out of Oscar's backpack.
"Holy rhubarb!" Oscar screamed.
Teddy put on sone nerdy glasses he had on himself.
"I wanna talk a little bit about what's going on in this room because I think there's some fascinating ramifications here for the future." said Teddy in a posh voice.
Bender frowned at Oscar. "The poindexter said not to bring your pet..."
Oscar shrugged.
"That creature could be worth some moolah, sugar..." said Pimparoo.
"Unfortunately for you, he's not for sale..." said Oscar.
"I'd give you a cut of the profits you damn foo!" said Pimparoo.
"I'm not selling... He's more important than money. He's my buddy." said Oscar hugging Teddy.
Teddy nodded.
Pimparoo smoked a cigar and frowned.
Back at HQ.
"Now that I've helped you open the exotic pet business, Pimparoo, perhaps we can discuss compensation?" Farnsworth asked Pimparoo.
"I figured I'd let you in for five percent, baby." said Pimparoo.
"I was thinking more like, "I get all the unsold animals to use for experiments"." said Farnsworth.
Oscar chuckled. "Great idea."
"Let me keep all the unsold big green feathery birds, and it's a deal." said Pimparoo.
"They're called parakeets..." said Oscar.
...
This wasn't the last job the crew would be doing for Pimparoo.
They were all having lunch at the meeting table.
Leela was on one of those fad diets so she had a salad.
"Good news everyone!" said the professor.
Bender groaned as this usually meant more work.
"Pimparoo has requested a delivery of the first set cuddly, scaly critters he is gonna self. The Omicronian Two-headed lizards. They are native to Omicron Persei 8, So you'll be heading there to collect fifty of them to bring back to Pimparoo." said Farnsworth.
Everyone groaned.
"Oh God! Corona planet!" Oscar cried.
Everyone groaned exasperated.
Teddy face palmed.
"Oz seriously..." Leela sighed.
"Chop chop!" Farnsworth cheerfully dismissed them.
They fly to Omicron Persei 8.
"Okay so we need fifty Omicronian lizards." said Leela.
"But they have a head at each end!" said Oscar. Like Fleeches from Abe's Exodus.
Some time later.
A lizard hissed at Oscar, he backed away.
"Have we collected enough space lizards? My face is swelling up from that horrible venom they spray." Fry asked. his flesh on his face was dissolving.
Oscar laughed.
"Oz how is Fry being maimed horribly, funny..." Teddy sighed.
Oscar shrugged.
Bender was resting in a chair.
"Bender, you're supposed to be working..." said Leela.
They eventually packed up the lizards. They head to Pimparoo's store.
They unpack the lizards into terrariums for him.
"Nicely done! You are some great bitches!" said Pimparoo smoking a cigar.
"Year uh Big P... Couldn't help but notice that all your animals you're asking us to catch for you are um... illegal to sell..." said Leela.
"Your ass is illegal!" Pimparoo retorted.
"Ha!" Bender chuckled.
...
Back at HQ.
Fry, Oscar and Bender were watching All My Circuits.
Monique is making out with Calculon, in bed.
Suddenly, Calculon bursts the room disturbing them.
Monique gasps.
"My wife!" the standing Calculon gasped.
The Calculon making love to Monique gasps and stares up at his "twin".
"And my evil twin brother!" Calculon gasped.
"Well that was a twist..." said Bender.
The Professor shuffles in while wearing his lab clothes and slippers.
"Good News Everyone!" said the Professor.
Bender frowned about to drink some of his beer.
"You're all going to be meeting a great force of evil on the distant planet of Terror 5." said the Professor.
"Cooooooool!" said Oscar delighted and bubbling with glee.
Teddy gawked and squinted with one eye at him in a quizzical manner, concerned with his delighted reaction to being sent to a dangerous planet...
"It's where the space-time fabric is manufactured.. it makes terrific underwear, I'm wearing a pair right now!" said Farnsworth.
Oscar laughed.
Teddy face palmed.
"You know the rules, chop chop!" said Farnsworth.
Fry sighed abandoning his key lime pie.
"Ooooooh! Key lime pie! I LIKE PIE!" Teddy cheered.
Oscar face palmed. "Now who's acting nuts..."
Teddy frowned.
As they left Oscar zapped the slice of pie with his magic. It snarled because he brought it to life. Oscar chuckled.
They packed and did all the pre flight checks.
"Fuel gauge full... oxygen full..."
"Why am I being attacked by a slice of key lime pie?! and why is a mochi singing to me?!" Fry yelled as the slice of key lime pie bit him.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Teddy sighed.
Bender frowned as he shook a cocktail cannister.
...
The crew after they got back had to retrieve more animals for Pimparoo to sell.
"Good news everyone!' said Farnsworth.
Bender and Fry grumbled.
"Pimparoo needs us to bring him some owls!"
"Why owls?! They're pests!" Bender yelled.
"I asked why, and he said "Don't make me hit you with the back of my hand." So uh... chop chop..." said Farnsworth.
The crew sighs.
"Awwww... I was about to make my patented chocolate dipped pickles." said Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear creature.
Oscar winced at him.
The crew take the ship to somewhere infested with owls.
"And flaming rats..." said Oscar obsessed.
Teddy sighed.
"Now Oscar we need you manning the gun pod." said Leela.
"Aye aye captain!" said Oscar.
"This area is territory belonging to an emperor of 100 worlds..." said Leela.
"I can kick his ass..." said Oscar.
"No you can't... don't show off..." said Leela irked by his boasting.
Oscar heads up to the gun pod.
Later they arrive at an old, dead DOOP ship.
"Breathing masks on everyone. This place is full of asbestos fibres." said Leela wearing a breathing mask.
"More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!" Bart Simpson's head in a jar chanted.
Oscar grabbed Bart's head in a jar and kicked it far, far away into space.
"Ay carumbaaaaaaaaaa..." Bart cried as he vanished.
"Thanks..." Leela sighed.
Oscar bowed. They go inside the old wreck.
The place is infested with owls. Owls are staring at them.
"Well, we're like kids in a candy store." said Fry.
"Except instead of candy it's filthy, disease ridden owls." said Bender.
Owls are hooting.
"I wanna call one of them Dr Hoo..." Oscar chuckled.
Teddy sighed.
...
They eventually got enough owls and delivered them to Pimperoo.
He was also selling Hermaphro-flamingos.
Oscar winced.
The crew fly back to HQ.
"Good work everyone! With this extra revenue I can afford some bling!" Farnsworth is considering getting some jewellery.
Oscar shook his head, jewellery did not suit the professor.
They head home after the day is finished. Oscar is staying over at Leela's while wearing just a diaper. Teddy is sniffing his diaper with his big, wet shiny black nose.
"Mostly to annoy Cousin Hank..." said Oscar.
Hank Simpson seethed with rage.
"Awwwww... does Karen need her safe space...?" Oscar cooed.
"I'm not a Karen! I'm right! How are you bloody justified to write about diapers?!" Hank seethed.
"Is this guy bothering you Oz?" Leela asked Oscar.
"In a manner of speaking." said Oscar.
Leela kicked Hank out.
"Oz?" Teddy asked while sniffing his crotch.
"Yeah?" Oscar replied, sweating and blushing while his weird living teddy bear thing sniffed him.
"What do you think is the worst villain name ever?" Teddy asked.
"Probably either... Leader 1 or Dark Mayhem..." said Oscar. "At least Zargon has an original name despite making the same boring diatribes about inflicting darkness upon the world and so on..." said Oscar.
Teddy was still sniffing Oscar's diaper. Oscar giggled pervertedly.
The next day at work. Fry had coffee to wake himself up.
"Good news everyone!" said the Professor. Everyone listened to his news. "Today Pimparoo requires a delivery of eight legged dogs to his pet store."
"Eight legged dogs?!" Oscar yelled.
"Yes Oscar." said Farnsworth.
"Right..." said Oscar in a wry manner.
"They're like an arachnid you can play fetch with." said Farnsworth.
Teddy screamed.
Everyone gawked at him.
"He's scared of spiders..." said Oscar.
Teddy whimpered and hid up Oscar's sweater.
...
They head to the planet with the eight-legged dogs.
"On the planet Barcelona the dogs have no noses." said Teddy.
"That's stupid... How will they sniff me with their wet noses?!" Oscar seethed.
Teddy winced at him.
"I've also started eating butter..." said Oscar,
"Okay... I kinda figured that when you were eating butter when Homer became a bodyguard..." Teddy replied, irked.
Plot 3
The planet that has 8 legged dogs.
Not only were there dogs with eight legs. There were... basketball playing werewolves...
"Okay..." Fry winced.
"They were also naked..." Oscar added.
Fry felt uncomfortable.
Teddy winced.
Bender squinted and frowned.
The planet was also home to exploding vampires...
"Bleh!" Boooooooom!" A vampire exploded.
Fry felt unnerved.
Oscar laughed.
"Uh..." Teddy was baffled.
"Oz stay on task. No shenanigans!" said Leela.
Oscar sighed. He helped the others gather up eight legged dogs.
"Here boy! Here boy!" Fry called to a dog.
The eight legged dog growled, it mauled him.
"Agh! Bad dog! Bad dog!" Fry yelled.
Oscar laughed.
Fry frowned at him.
"I vant to suck your-" Booooooooom! A vampire exploded again.
"Hehehehe..." That never gets old..." Oscar chuckled.
Teddy growled at an eight legged dog that was sniffing him. The dog whimpered.
"They probably had these dogs on Vergon 6 before it collapsed." said Bender.
"Yeah but too bad. It's gone..." said Leela.
Fry sighed, teasing a dog with a stick.
"Fry you have to throw the stick..." said Leela.
Eventually they were done, they had packed all the eight legged dogs away.
"Now we head back to that crazy kangaroo..." said Bender.
"Which do you think they named first? Skippy the bush kangaroo or Skippy peanut butter..." Oscar asked.
"Ugh... I don't know little meat bag..." Bender sighed.
...
The next day, Farnsworth explained to them their the creature Pimperoo wanted them to bring back.
"Purple fruit snakes?" Professor these are native to Vergon 6... We're not going back there..." said Leela.
"Yeah especially after that Sharktopus starred in several horrible, cringeworthy monster movies..." said Oscar.
"Well, looks like I'm due a beating..." said Farnsworth.
Leela sighed. "Okay! We'll bring him back some purple fruit snakes..."
"Ah. Then off you go!" Farnsworth smiled.
The ship. Everyone is doing up their seatbelts.
"I can't believe the old geezer guilt tripped us like that..." said Bender.
"Yeah I bet that bully kangaroo is just full of hot air..." said Oscar sharpening a Bowie knife.
The engines start and the rocket ship takes off.
"The G force makes me nauseous..." Teddy whined.
"Why do you keep coming with us..." Fry asked.
"I appreciate his company..." said Oscar.
Later. The ship shakes violently as it is hit.
"What was that?!" Fry asked.
"Space Pirates..." said Leela. There was an old style pirate ship flying about outside and firing red lasers at them.
Oscar took his spot in the gun pod and fired back at the pirate ship.
"Damn it, I still can't get the hang of that stupid thing." said Fry operating the coffee machine.
Bender rolled his eyes at Fry.
"Making evasive manoeuvres!" said Leela steering the ship to strafe through the lasers.
The pirate ship followed.
"I have you now..." Oscar had it in the ship's gun sights. He fired a round of lasers. The pirate ship exploded.
"Enemy craft eliminated! We're safe!" said Leela.
Fry was relieved. He'd live to make yet more dangerous deliveries another day.
The ship arrives at what's left of Vergon 6.
"We're landing so everyone strap yourselves in till I say so..." said Leela.
Bender muttered as he put his seat belt on.
"Does anyone have a sick bag..." Teddy groaned.
...
Vergon 6, surface.
"Bender you retrieve the purple fruit snake." said Leela.
Bender grumbled and muttered as he left.
"Don't get Vored!" said Oscar.
Teddy winced at Oscar.
The rest of the crew dealt with the planet's weird menagerie of creatures.
Fry was blown away by a windy shrimp. He yelled as a gust it exhaled blew him across the planet's surface.
"Kinda like when you sniff me after shrinking me Teddy..." said Oscar to his living teddy bear thing.
Teddy smirked.
Leela sighed after finding where Fry had been blasted to by the gale.
Leela was dealing with another Four Legged Mimic. It had copied her appearance aside from having four horse legs.
Fry threw the net over Leela instead of the mimic. Leela frowned at him.
Oscar chuckled.
Teddy did a "Is he crazy?" gesture.
Elsewhere the Professor slept in his favourite armchair.
Later Oscar had a parasitic puppy stuck to him again. The puppy attached to his head yapped.
Leela sighed.
"But they're Shoooooooo cyoooooooute!" Oscar said in a soppy manner.
Leela forcefully removed the puppy from his head.
"Ow that smarts!" Oscar whined.
Fry had a brain slug. A green blob like thing attached to his head.
Leela face palmed.
"Cool! It's lime jello!" said Teddy.
Leela removed the brain slug.
"Phew! I felt like I was trapped in a never ending nightmare!" said Fry.
"Can you two try to be more careful..." Leela sighed.
"Can I keep the puppy..." Oscar pleaded.
Leela gave him a stern look that meant "Get back to work!"
Oscar sighed. Teddy sniffed his butt. "Ted seriously..." Oscar groaned annoyed.
...
They eventually report back to Pimparoo's pet store. They escort, with electro-spears, the giant purple fruit snakes into their containment pen.
Bender had been swallowed by one and was stretching its skin as struggled to escape from inside it.
Oscar laughed.
Bender muttered annoyed.
"Nice work, bitches." said Pimparoo.
"Can you not call us bitches..." said Leela.
"Shut up!" Pimparoo slapped the crew with a back hand.
"Ow..." the crew groaned.
They then were tasked to retrieve another weird alien that Pimparoo wanted to breed and sell as pets.
"Good news everyone!" said the Professor wearing a fur coat.
"Leela fetch me a tire iron..." Bender seethed.
"Pimparoo wants three crates of Tribbles!" said Farnsworth.
"Uh Professor. Tribbles breed rapidly, asexually. In fact they are born pregnant..." said Leela. "He would only need one to start a stable stock of Tribbles.
"Also we just got back..." Oscar whined.
"Chop chop!" said Farnsworth in a cheerful tone.
The crew glared at him as they returned to the ship and flew to the collection point where the Tribbles would be.
"The nerve of the Professor... sending us back on a delivery just as we've got back from one..." Fry grumbled.
"Amen..." Bender smoked a cigar.
"I blame Pimparoo, he's a bully..." said Leela.
"Yeah... you think he'll make us fetch him ten Mellanoid slime worms or something?" Oscar asked.
There was awkward silence.
"Oz you're supposed to be manning the guns..." Leela sighed.
Elsewhere the Professor took a nap. He mumbled in his sleep.
The crew soon arrived at vessel that sent a distress signal about an infestation of Tribbles. Ie the hungry fuzz balls breed out of control.
"Okay we're here. Now remember Oz.. no making fun of any alien crew members..." said Leela.
"But what if they're green... or have two heads..." Oscar whined.
"Oz we don't want a diplomatic incident on our hands.." Leela said sternly.
...
The stricken vessel. It is so flooded with Tribbles that they are breaching the hull and some are attached to the outside exposed to the coldness of space.
The Planet Express Crew docks. When they see the Tribbles they are slack jawed.
"They were not kidding about the infestation..." said Leela.
There is a soft soothing trilling coo from the Tribbles.
"D'aaaaawww! They're cute!" Oscar cooed.
Teddy frowned at him.
"Aren't these from that Sci-Fi show I like?" Fry asked.
"Yeah the one you're forbidden to mention because it is illegal now in the thirty first century because the nerds kept annoying everyone about it so they were all hurled into a volcano." said Leela.
"Sheesh!" Fry frowned. "It's just a TV show..."
"DAMNIT MAN! THEY TASTE OF CANDY!" A crew member was eating a Tribble.
Oscar winced.
Then the crew's scientist was a green pig alien.
Oscar laughed.
"Oz what did I say..." Leela said sternly.
They collected a few Tribbles and packed them into the steerage under the living quarters.
"Okay, now let's head home..." said Leela.
Teddy had a Tribble on his head.
"Oh heavens! It's the worst president ever!" Oscar yelled.
"I just wanna, I just wanna say... screw you Congress! Unconstitutional my butt!" Teddy was impersonating the forty fifth president.
"You're lucky all of his deluded fans died of old age centuries ago..." said Leela.
"Yeah sure... they lived long enough to reach old age..." said Oscar.
Fry fed a Tribble some potato chips.
"Fry do not feed them..." said Leela.
"They're not gonna multiply from one potato chip..." said Fry.
Leela frowned at him.
"Fry quit acting like you know what you're doing... you don't..." said Oscar petting a Tribble.
Fry sighed and sulked.
The ship entered warp speed and vanished from the quadrant. It soon reappeared just outside Earth's solar system.
...
Pimparoo's store, business is booming.
"Wow... so many customers..." said Fry.
A Horrible Gelatinous Blob ate an eight-legged puppy from the eight-legged dog planet in the Sirius system.
Oscar chuckled.
"So what you guys gonna do after work?" Fry asked.
"I have to freeze my ready meals for the week..." said Leela.
"Oh come on... go out with Fry..." the Fry and Leela or Freela fans whined.
Leela sighed exasperated.
"Some news everyone!" said the Professor.
"We're off duty!" Fry, Leela, Oscar and Bender yelled.
Farnswoth sighed as they all signed out for the day.
"Can't any of you do overtime?" He sighed.
Oscar gave him a rude hand gesture as the four regular crew members went home for the day.