Welcome to a new Tiny Toons series, this one being the Tiny Toons hosting a series if special occasion parties. Here are some rules for the series:
1) This series will feature not just the original Tiny Toons gang, but also the Looney Tunes, Animaniacs, and even the TTL versions for variety. I will be labelling them as TTL (character) to offer distinction.
2) There will be abosutely no romance between Plucky and Shirley whatsoever. For those who are wondering why, I will explain at the end of this chapter.
3) This series will occasionally feature characters from other media sich as the TTG.
4) Each special occasion party will be hosted by a chosen Tiny Toons character. You will fond out who in each chapter.
5) This will be the order special occasions:
• Halloween
• Thanksgiving
• Christmas
• New Years
• Valentines Day
• St. Patrick's Day
• Easter
• Cinco De Mayo
• 4th of July
• Halloween 2
• Thanksgiving 2
• Christmas 2
• New Years 2 (which will be the finale of this series)
So, that's the rules for this series. Enjoy the first Halloween chapter.
The Halloween season was plaguing ACME Acres. The students of ACME Loo were called to the main hall in the school where the school's principal, Bugs Bunny, was waiting to tive an announcement.
"Good mornin', docs!" Announced Bugs. "As some of ya know, it's the season of Halloween. And after a discussion with the rest of staff, we decided to host a Halloween party!"
"A Halloween party?" Asked Buster. "Thats awesome!"
Babs spun around into a Jack Skellington.
"This is Halloween, everybody make a scene!" She sang.
"Like, rope it in, Babs." Whispered Shirley.
"Theres more to announce!" Added Bugs. "After further discussions, we decided to allow one of you to host the party, chosen by polls of the faculty!"
The cheering reached a point where the windows started to crack.
"I wasn't done yet!" Bellowed Bugs. "We have decided on the student who will host the Halloween party. And that student is-"
"Me!" Yelled Plucky.
"Me!" Yelled Little Beeper.
"Me!" Yelled Fowlmouth.
"No." Said Bugs. "Dizzy!"
The pruple Tasmanian Devil leaped high into the air with a cheer of:
"Yippee! Me hosting Halloween party!"
"What?!" Exclaimed Plucky. "Since when does Dizzy know about hosting parties?!"
"Me once hosted Mitzi's birthday." Explained Dizzy. "But me still paying bills and lawsuits."
"Uhh, Dizzy, are you sure you can handle hosting the Halloween party?" Hamton asked, sensibly.
"Do not worry." Dizzy replied. "Me expert party planner."
"Well, just imagine how it would be if Shirley hosted it." Commented Plucky.
Plucky saw that the shadow behind him was preparing to strike him. Recognising it as Shirley's shadow, he immediately moved out of the way.
"Too slow, Shirl!" Yelled Plucky. "I'm done being your punching bag!"
"Like, come back and take your lumps, Pl-ucky!" Yelled Shirley.
"That's enough, Shirley!" Said Buster. "Let's not have this mich hostility before the party."
Shirley sulked as she backed off.
"The Halloween party starts next week!" Announced Bugs. "And one more thing: we are also inviting to each party not just the Animaniacs, but your reboot versions as well!"
The Tiny Toons looked taken aback by Bugs' remark.
"Our... reboot versions?" Buster asked.
"Why our reviot versions?" Asked Babs.
"So this series can have more variety." Explained Bugs. "Assembly dismissed!"
The Halloween party was being hosted at Dizzy's cave. The entire room was drentched in black paint and toilet paper that stuck to the walls via the black paint. The music Dizzy was okaying was mostly heavy metal.
"Dizzy, can you turn that down a little?" Hamton asked, covering his ears.
"No way!" Dizzy exclaimed. "Me being great party host with metal music for Halloween!"
Babs crept up to Buster as he was talking to Furrball and Plucky.
"And then I said, that's a potato not a walrus!" Chuckled Buster.
Buster was the only one who found it funny while Plucky and Furrball gave looks of confusion. Babs tapped Buster on the shoulder. He turned to see Babs with a pumpkin for a head.
"Ahhh!" Buster screamed. "Pumpkin heads are taking over! They're gonna steal my pants!"
Babs was about to laugh, but stopped as she removed the pumpkin.
"Buster, since when do you wear pants?" She asked.
"Since you don't like being called Barbara Ann, Barbara Ann." Buster smiled.
Babs hurled the pumpkin onto Buster's head.
"Don't call me that!" She yelled, dusting her hands together.
Meanwhile, Sweetie was talking to Lil Sneezer.
"So you turned him into a ghost?" Sweetie asked.
"Yep, as the script required." Lil Sneezer replied. "Although I fail to see why Mr. Deville wants Furrball to be so unlucky all the time. I mean, why can't he have a home? If he did, he wouldnt try to eat us all the time. It's not his fault for following his instincts. And it's not just Furrball. Other cats are villainised most of the time."
Sweetie got bored of Sneezer's endless talking, and flew over to meet her reboot self at the punch bowl. Meanwhile, Hello Nurse and Minerva were walking around with large white sheets over them.
"This ghost costume is making me sweat." Complained Minerva.
"We don't want to draw unwanted attention." Whispered Hello Nurse. "Especially from... them."
What neither of them realized is that Yakko and Wakko were creeping up behind them. They tore off the sheets and bellowed:
"Hello Nurse!"
There was no saying what they would have done had Dot not marched over and dragged them away by their ears.
"I knew letting you two here was a bad idea." She sighed with annoyance.
She stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Arnold the Pitbull conversing with Arnolda. Before she could take any action, Wakko and Yakko covered her eyes and dragged her away despite her protests.
"Note to self: always keep the Warners close to you at all times." Dr. Scratchansniff said to himself.
Meanwhile, the TTL toons were gathered at the punch bowl.
"Are there any g-g-ghosts at this party?" Asked TTL Hamton.
"Hamtin, we've been over this." Said TTL Sweetie. "Why would there be ghosts at a party?"
"The last Halloween party I went to had a whole family of ghosts." Said TTL Plucky.
"What kind of Halloween party did you go to?" Asked TTL Babs.
"I don't know, but it was hosted at a cemetery." Replied TTL Plucky.
"At least it wasn't hosted at an interrupted scare." Smiled TTL Buster.
"What's an interrup-" TTL Plucky went to ask.
"Boo!" Yelled TTL Buster.
TTL Plucky screamed and dropped his cup of punch. It landed on TTL Lil Sneezer.
"Uh oh, is this punch?" Asked TTL Lil Sneezer. "I'm allergic to punch."
"Uh oh." Said TTL Buster meekly.
"Ahhh... ahhhhhhh..." Said TTL Sneezer, about to sneeze.
The five main TTL Toons ducked out of the way of TTL Sneezer's imminent sneeze. Shirley was at the table placing down the tofu cubes she brought to the party when TTL Sneezer let out his sneeze.
"CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The next Shirley knew, she was drenched in TTL Sneezer's mucus and knocked into the table. Various snacks fell onto her head and stuck either on her body or in her hair. She looked around to see Plucky approaching TTL Sneezer with a handkerchief.
"PLUCKY!" Bellowed Shirley with intense rage in her voice.
"Huh?" Plucky asked, turning to Shirley with a look of confusion.
He didn't have the time to ask what was going on, as Shirley levitated Plucky and began repeatedly slamming his head on the table. Buster rished over.
"Shirley, stop!" He yelled, shaking her. "He didn't-"
Shirley shoved Buster across the room and used her telekinesis to throw Plucky into him.
"I'M TOTALLY GONNA ELECTROCUTE YOUR FEATHERS INTO ASHES, YOU INSIGNIFICANT WASTE OF ANIMATION!" She bellowed.
TTL Shirley, seeing how hostile her original counterpart was being, decided to show her a psychic vision of what really happened earlier with TTL Buster scaring TTL Plucky. Shirley looked as if she had just crossed paths with three Elmyras.
"Oh my gosh..." She said, quietly. "PLUCKY!"
She darted over to him and lifted him in her arms. She started holding and lightly squeezing his cheeks with her hands, but Olucky furiously shoved her off him. She stumbled backwards from shock.
"Keep your hands off me!" He snapped. "What was that?!"
"I-I totally thought you were the one who-" Whimpered Shirley.
"Ya thought wrong!" Plucky interrupted. "You know what? I'm tired if you only seeing me as a punching bag everytime I either say something to you or just about do anything in general! When will you get that I'm not always a jerk! I was trying to enjoy this party when you decided to jump to conclusions!"
Shirley was starting to get teary-eyed.
"P-Plucky..." She said, weakly. "I'm so sor-"
"Save it, Shirl!" Plucky snarled. "Now you not only throw me around, but Buster too! Enough is enough! Shirley, we are THROUGH!"
The word "through" shook through the area, but not as much as it did with Shirley. Everyone else was either shocked or speechless, but Shirley was on a whole other level.
"P-Plucky, please!" Shirley pleaded. "I- I'll never hirt you again! I'll make it up to you! I totally promsie or some junk!"
"Save your emotions for any new person you decide to enter a relationship with, because the one you and I have is gone!" Yelled Plucky. "Firget this party, I'm outta here!"
Plucky started to walk out of Dizzy's cave. Shirley started to run after him, only to slip on a spilt puddle of punch. She fell onto the floor and burst into a state of emotional tears as Babs and Fifi began to comfort her.
"Like, what have I done?!" Shirley sobbed.
"Well, I tried to tell ya, Shirl." Said Buster. "Plucky didnt play a part in it. You wouldve done well to listen."
"Buster, dont be too harsh on her." Said Babs.
"You mean like how she shouldn't have been harsh on me?" Buster asked.
Fifi looked at Buster with a look of disapproval.
"That was your fault, Plucky." Said TTL Buster. "Your scream lead to them breaking up."
"I wouldn't have screamed if you didn't scare me, rabbit!" Yelled TTL Plucky.
"No, you would't have screamed if you weren't such as scardey duck." Said TTL Buster.
"How's THIS for a scardey duck?!" Yelled TTL Plucky.
He grabbed a cupcake and hurled it at TTL Buster.
"Hey, don't throw food at my brother!" Yelled TTL Babs.
She grabbed a cannoli and threw it at TTL Plucky. He ducked under it, causing it to hit Dizzy on the nose.
"Food fight!" Yelled Dizzy. "Halloween food fight!"
Soon enough, there was food being thrown everywhere. Only two people weren't partaking in the food fight: Furrball and Lil Sneezer. The two of them looked at one another.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Asked Furrball.
"If what you're thinking is what I'm thinking, uh-huh." Lil Sneezer replied.
The two of them turned into their ghost forms, and became invisible.
"Donut coming at ya, Barbara Ann Bunny!" Buster yelled, hurling the donut.
"Don't call me that!" Yelled Babs, ducking under the donut.
"More like donut call me that, huh bunny?" Asked Elmyra, before the donut hit her in the face.
Suddenly, Ghost Furrball and Sneezer appeared, and while they both were makinng scary faces, let out a tremendous roar that caused everyone to stop.
"Is that anyway to behave during a Halloween party?" Asked Furrball, as he and Sneezer floated above them. "What happened with Plucky and Shirley was surprising but this food fight won't solve it."
Shirley was sniffing emotionally as various dips dripped from her hair.
"I always thought that they-" Said Elmyra.
"Shut up, Elmyra!" Yelled everyone else, including her reboot counterpart.
"Perhaps we should put a stop to this party." Said Sneezer.
"Forget that!" Yelled Elmyra. "I want to take an animal as a pet for my Halloween treat!"
"Oh, how's this for a Halloween treat?!" Yelled Buster.
He grabbed a nearby jack-o-lantern and slammed it on Elmyra's head. She screamed as various bugs crawled out of it.
"Trick or Treat, animal abuser!" Laughed Babs.
As Montana Max tried to pull the pumpkin off Elmyra's head, Shirley walked out of the cave by herself, tears dripping from her eyes the way out. Babs and Fifi followed her. Everyone else stayed behind to look around the cave.
"Well everyone, we have a lot of cleaning up to do." Said Hamton.
"Yay!" Said TTL Hamton and TTL Babs.
"Awwwww." Groaned everyone else, except for Ghost Furrball and Sneezer.
"You think the next party will be crazy?" Asked Sneezer.
"We'll see when the Thanksgiving party comes around." Replied Furrball.
I hope you liked the Halloween party chapter, and now it's time for me to explain why there won't be any Plucky x Shirley in this series:
I hate Plucky x Shirley. Here is why: the "relationship" between them has come across as rather toxic. Plucky constantly pesters Shirley for dates or favors for him. That is, if he's not constantly mocking or dismissing her abilities and beliefs. It's clear that he doesn't respect her and sees her as a get out of jail free card. That being said, Shirley is equally toxic. She constantly resentful of Plucky and always abuses him whenever he flirts with her or pretty much says anything she doesn't like.
Any time the two have shown to have any romantic interest between them either feels forced in, doesn't make sense within the context, or both. Like the time Shirley cried when Plucky slipped on that banana peel, why would she cry over that when she's done worse to him? And that time when she promised Plucky to go to that dance with him, considering that he pestered her for that intelligence, I can only assume that he pestered her for that as well.
Apart from that, there is no believeable romance or chemistry between the two. With certain other pairings, there is. Buster and Babs is a good example despite how overrated I think that pairing is, and there is even more belivable chemistry and romance between Hamton and Fifi, and they haven't even spent much time together. Heck, even Montana Max and Elmyra has more believable romance and chemistry between them. With Plucky and Shirley, there doesn't seem to be any respect or care between them at all. Plucky and Shirley is a toxic pairing that is incompatible, and that's a fact.
TLDR: They don't respect each other, Plucky always uses her, Shirley always abuses him, there's no belivable romance between them.
This is not meant to bash opinions on anyone who ships them, but I personally cannot stand this pairing. As for what happens with them later in this series, you'll just have to wait and see for yourselves.
And you may be wondering that if they're both toxic, why did I have Plucky dump Shirley? That's because I have become a Plucky Duck sympathiser. I might make another story where they mutually breakup in the future because of their incompatibility. Anyways, see you soon.
