"Okay docs, we know the Thanksgiving party was somewhat ransacked by those titans, but it's time to put that behind us and plan for the Christmas party." Announced Bugs.
"I'd make an awesome Christmas party planner." Said Plucky, confidently.
"And we have already chosen the planner for the Christmas party!" Bugs announced.
Plucky stood proudly thinking that he was going to be chosen to host the Christmas party.
"And the planner for the Christmas party is Hamton!" Bugs stated.
Plucky's proud look instantly dropped.
"Wow, I'm hosting the party?" Hamton asked.
"Congrats, Hamton." Smiled Fifi.
"Aw man!" Groaned Plucky. "I wanted to host the Christmas party!"
"Sorry Plucky, but I've been chosen." Hamton replied.
"Ooh, can I host the Christmas party?" Asked Elmyra.
"NO!" Shouted Hamton, Fifi, and Plucky.
Later, Hamton was setting up the party in his house. He had finished with all the decorations and was hanging up mistletoes in the rooms.
"Oh boy, this is gonna be the best Christmas party ever." He said, hanging up the last mistletoe.
As he did so, Plucky walked into the house.
"Hey Hammy, I brought some sna-" Said Plucky, stopping when he saw the mistletoes. "Oh heck to the no!"
To Hamton's surprise, Plucky started gathering all the mistletoes.
"Plucky, what are you doing?" Asked Hamton.
"Sorry Hammy, but I ain't getting under the mistletoe with anyone, especially not you know who!" Plucky replied, throwing the mistletoes into the fireplace. "Phew, that was close."
"Way to go, Plucky!" Said Hamton, coldly. "It took me three days to set up those mistletoes! Three days!"
The guests came into the house for the party. Elmyra saw the mistletoes burning.
"Aww, I wanted to kiss-" Began Elmyra.
"Shut up, Elmyra!" Yelled Plucky and Hamton.
Hamton decided to relieve his frustration and address the guests.
"Did everyone being the gifts for the Secret Santas?" Hamton asked.
The guests presented their presents.
"Okay, leave them on the table so we can play Christmas games." Said Hamton.
"Like get-paid Poker?" Asked Plucky.
"Plucky!" Hamton yelled.
"Hammy!" Plucky yelled.
Later, everyone was gathered in a circle, making Christmas origamis while Christmas music was playing in the background. It was a competition where whoever made the best origami would win the first cup of hot cocoa.
"So, how did it go when you three made your own cartoon?" Hamton asked Buster, Babs, and Plucky.
"I take it you haven't seen the cartoon when we aired it." Buster replied.
"Yeah, ol' Mr. Deville wasn't exactly thrilled when we made it, but he let us keep our jobs when he decided it was so bad it's hillarious." Explained Plucky.
"Wait, who is the judge for this competition?" Babs asked. "It can't be one of us since that would not be fair."
"I could be a judge." Offered Minerva Mink.
"I would, but all your origamis are inferior to mine." Smiled TTL Plucky.
"Why don't you ask us to be the judges?" Asked Sylvester. "I mean sufferin succotash, we're the teachers."
"You honestly think that us being the teachers wouldn't result in disagreements?" Asked Daffy. "You're better off asking that Cooper Deville person."
"Why him exactly?" Hamton asked.
"Because reasons and potatoes." Daffy replied.
Soon enough, Cooper Deville arrived at the party.
"Cooper Deville, Cooper Deville, if he doesn't scare you no evil things will." Sang the Warner siblings.
"Please stop singing that song." Said Cooper before he addressed the Tiny Toons. "So, what did you want me at this party for?"
"Mr. Deville, we're having an origami contest and need a judge." Explained Hamton.
"I see." Cooper Deville. "This better be worth me missing my festive golf game."
He started examining the origamis, starting with Buster's crane.
"Not bad." Said Cooper.
He then checked Babs' swan.
"Wings are a bit small." Said Cooper.
He then checked Plucky's duck.
"The beak is a bit big." Said Cooper.
"Of course it is." Said Plucky. "Ducks have big beaks."
"But rabbits have bigger mouths." Added TTL Plucky.
"Will you let that go?" Groaned TTL Buster.
Cooper's criticisms of the other origamis are a followed: Dizzy's snowflake had too big holes, Calamity's paper doll was too long, Little Beeper's stars were too sharp, so was Bookworm's tree, Sweetie's santa was too Santa-looking, Lil Sneezer's bell was too bright, and when he got to Furrball's snowman, he stopped when he realized who made it.
"Furrball?" Queried Cooper. "Uhh, what are you doing here?"
Furrball looked confused.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
Hearing Furrball speak made Cooper do a double take.
"Y-you're not supposed to talk!" Yelled Cooper. "Who is hosting this party?!"
"I-I am, sir." Said Hamton, nervously.
Cooper glared at Hamton.
"What were you thinking?!" He demanded. "You know Furrball is supposed to be unlucky!"
"Come on, Mr. Deville, it's Christmas." Said Hamton.
"I don't care!" Cooper snapped. "Kick Furrball out this instant!"
Buster, Babs, and Plucky stood in front of Hamton and faced Cooper, none of them looking intimidated.
"What are you doing?!" Asked Cooper. "Stop glaring at me and kick Furrball out!"
"You gonna make us?" Plucky asked, boldly.
Cooper scoffed.
"Well if you won't, I will!" He said. "Furrball!"
He turned to Furrball who was beginning to look intimidated, causing everyone else to turn to Cooper.
"You, out of the party!" Cooper demanded.
"B-but it's Christmas." Furrball whimpered.
Cooper stormed over to Furrball, causing the blue cat to cower in fear.
"Did I just hear you talk?!" He demanded. "Who said you could speak, cat?!"
"Well-" Began Furrball.
"Just keep this in mind, you unfortunate pile of fleas!" Interrupted Cooper. "I am the reason you are so popular! If you hadn't been hired, you would still be a homeless nobody! Matter if fact, you probably would've ended up working for Disney! So shut your moith and get out of this party!"
Furrball's legs trembeled with fear to the point he couldn't move. Everyone else's sumpathy turned to fear upon seeing Cooper act this way. Buster, Babs, and Plucky looked at each other with looks of sympathy, then back at Cooper with looks of rage.
"Out!" Ordered Cooper. "Now Furrball, or I'm throwing you out!"
Babs stood defensively in front of Furrball.
"You're gonna have to throw the two of us out!" She yelled.
"Make that three!" Added Buster, standing next to Babs.
"Count me in!" Added Plucky, standing between the two rabbits.
Soon enough, everyone else stood before Cooper in defence of Furrball, even Sweetie Bird of all toons. As did Elmyra and even Montana Max, who decided that he wasn't gonna let Cooper out-jerk him.
"No Cooper, you get your butt out of the party!" Babs yelled.
Cooper looked appalled.
"First of all, it's Mr. Deville to you Barbara Ann Bunny!" He snarled. "Second of all, are you threatening me?! You have no idea how powerful I am! I can get all of you fired!"
"Ah, put a sock in it!" Yelled Buster.
"Yeah!" Agreed Plucky. "Get out of the party, jerkwad, or we're throwing you out!"
"You wouldn't dare!" Growled Cooper.
"Like, you wanna bet?" Shirley asked.
Shirley used her psychic abilities to immobilise Cooper as the other toons stormed over and lifted Cooper over their heads. They started for the door, intending on throwing him out of Hamton's house.
"Stop!" Hamton yelled. "Don't throw him out the door!"
"Yeah!" Said Cooper.
To Cooper's horror, Hamton got out a large cannon.
"Launch him out with this giant cannon!" Yelled Hamton.
There was yelling aplenty as the toons shoved Cooper into the cannon, pointed it out the window, and launched Cooper into the distance. Furrball looked relieved as Cooper was launched away. His friends went to console him.
"He's gone now, Furrball." Buster said. "We're not kicking you out."
"We woild never kick out our friends." Babs added.
"I mean come on, it's Christmas." Plucky added. "He was just being a total Grinch."
"Merry Christmas, Furrball." Smiled Hamton.
Shirley approached Furrball with a somewhat bashful look on her face.
"Furrball, I totally have a Christmas gift of my own for you." She said.
Shirley levitated a mistletoe above them, much to Furrball's surprise.
"Is that a mistletoe?" He asked.
"Like, fer sure." Shirley smiled before she lovingly tackled Furrball.
Soon enough, Furrball and Shirley joined the others at the table for Christmas dinner. Furrball's face was covered in kiss marks and Shirley was giggling.
"Happy Holidays to all." Smiled Hamton, as he began cutting the turkey.
Meanwhile, in a dark cave far away, the infamous Christmas demon, Krampus, was getting ready to join Santa when Cooper Deville crashed into his cave.
"Uhh, hi?" Cooper said, nervously.
Krampus looked at the naughty list and saw that Cooper's name was on it. Krampus grinned a wicked smile at Cooper as he grabbed a long birch stick
"Can we talk about this?" Cooper asked, nervously.
The area was filled with the sounds of constant slapping and Cooper's cries of pain.
The concept involving Cooper Deville was inspired to me not just by that deleted scene from Toy Story, but also by ToonFanJoey, so I credit him. Stay tooned for the New Year's party, toonsters.
