Seaside Hill... one of the most popular tracks for a race, as our racers go up up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A, and start through the tropical beach. As usual, ol' Dick is up to his cheating schemes as he's way ahead, planting various coconut bombs in the sand. Just what is that evil, conniving Dick Dastardly up to?
"Wa ha ha! When the racers come by, they will be blasted high into the air!" Dick Dastardly stated as he and Muttley jumped behind some rocks, to see several racers coming by, the Bulk and Skull theme from Power Rangers playing. "And then we'll win this race, without being fair!"
Muttley chuckled as they watched one of the three girl pairs, Amy Rose and Tiny Kong, approach the coconut bombs, with Amy being interested.
"Hey! Coconuts!" Amy stated as she grabbed one of them, prepared to open them up when it exploded, causing her and Tiny to be sent high into the sky. "D'oh! I should have seen that one coming!"
"Well this stinks!' Tiny stated as she spun her yellow pigtails around, grabbing Amy as she let out a huge fart. "And it's just not my gas!"
Muttley chuckled as Dick Dastardly slammed him on the head, making the dog growl as they watched various other racing pairs zip by, being blasted into the sky as the two laughed, giving each other a high five as they got into their car.
"Ugh... that dick think he can get away thick, huh?' Dry Bowser remarked as he took off his skull, spinning it around as he then chucked it at the Mean Machine, causing it to explode as Dry Bowser's car came slamming down, with the boney reptile grabbing his skull as he promptly glared at the wrecks, with Petey Piranha accidentally racing down the hill and into the water.
"Oops! I must have been listening to this background music too much!" Petey stated as he tried to lift the car, but began sinking with the car.
"Drat, and double drat!" Dick Dastardly growled as he tried to get his Mean Machine back up. "I was so close to my devious scheme working, too!"
"Rayquaza, prepare to fire!" Arceus stated as he switched positions with the green dragon Pokemon.
"Finally!" Exclaimed Rayquaza as he blasted a Dragon Pulse at the racers behind them, causing them to spiral as the two went through several loops, before being blasted into the sky by a spiny winged blue shell.
"Never underestimate Chrom and his chrome skills!' Chrom boasted as he kept stuffing fish sticks in his mouth.
"Chrom, you don't have to keep boasting about metal!" Silver stated as he noticed various seagulls were trying to get close to the pair. "Oy! Get away, you rats with wings!" The seagulls blinded the hedgehog, causing him and Chrom to crash into various stores as their vehicle received massive damage.
"Urge to blast, rising." Omega stated as he blasted the various sand dunes nearby, as well as the tropical palm trees in the way of the sandy path, with R.O.B. zipping around the burnt trees.
"You should consider taking a break from your psychotic tendencies," R.O.B. suggested as he turned his head to Omega.
"Damn it, we're never gonna get ahead at this rate," Palutena stated as she folded her arms. "I think it's time we got wacky..."
"I don't think that's-" Isabelle couldn't finish as Lady Palutena stripped off her clothes and began to do a striptease, distracting the racers as they crashed into each other, with Isabelle blushing as she couldn't believe how brash Palutena was being.
The two girl pairs were shooting at each other, with Tiny Kong farting out empty cans from her butt at Meloetta, who smashed them back by swinging her half eaten carton of vanilla icing. Amy handed Tiny a full can of beans as Tiny ripped open the can and gobbled the beans, her stomach rumbling as Amy got close to the other two girls, Tiny Kong farting a smelly gas blast on the two smaller girls as they groaned.
"Ugh, gross!" Toadette remarked as she shot a poison mushroom at the two bigger girls, causing them to shrink as she and Meloetta went crashing into a set of tropical palm trees nearby.
The racers kept on zipping as Dick Dastardly continued to try and cheat to victory, with some of the Seaside Hill store owners watching as they caused quite a mess in the area.
"Oy! Look at all these racers, making a mess of Seaside Hill!" Cheepskipper complained as he and Lakithunder were by the Seaside Hill Train Station. "They're going to ruin our businesses if they kept acting this reckless!"
"You seem SHOCKED that they would be this wacky!" Lakithunder laughed as he moved his hands around. "Take it easy, bro, it's almost done! Why, with a quick ZAP, it'll be like they never raced!"
Omega then blasted Lakithunder with some missiles, being sick of the electric puns as Cheepskipper laughed, with Lakithunder groaning in pain as Chuffy the old train from Banjo-Tooie rolled in just in time, with some eager visitors wanting to see the race up close.