Casino Park... is there nothing more pleasant than this theme park regarding jewels?
Apparently not, because the wacky racers were tearing it apart, with Omega in particular firing away as much ammo as possible, being a destruction obessed robot.
"I will eliminate these worthless racing models!" E-123 Omega boasted as he began firing off his arm cannons everywhere.
R.O.B. shook his metal head. "I calculate that this race is not going to be in our robotic favor. Especially with how much you're blasting away."
Omega ignored R.O.B.'s advice, only for the two robots to be pushed off the red carpet by Dick Dastardly and Muttley, who were blasting by inside their Mean machine.
"Come on, Muttley, give me that magnet!" Dick Dastardly stated as he used it to pull in various rings, coins, and other cash. "With all this money in our hands, we'll be able to blind the others! Nyehehe!"
"Oy vey! I can't see a thing!" Amy exclaimed as she squinted, trying to drive as the money distracted her, causing her and Tiny Kong to go spinning around. "Ugh! Tiny, switch!"
"All right, if you say so!" Tiny Kong stated after trying to use her big farts to stop the money, switching positions with the pink girl hedgehog, who then began smacking the money with her Piko Piko Hammer.
"Tahaya!" Toadette exclaimed with glee as she spun around in the air, taking out some mushrooms as she smiled. "Let's shroom this bitch it up!"
"Toadette, wait!" Aria Meloetta stated as she held her right paddle shaped hand in the air. "I feel a disturbance in the force!"
Meloetta's stomach growled loudly, with the melody Pokemon blushing as Toadette squinted her eyes.
"...and that's me being hungry. Teehee." Meloetta admitted in an embarrassed tone as she nodded her head, giving Toadette permission to spam mushrooms as they went speeding... only to crash through the railings and fall all the way down, much to their dismay, with Meloetta using her psychic to carry them back up, obviously being extremely painful for her due to lack of strength from hunger.
"Oh Korttork," Dry Bowser groaned as he swerved around the various booby traps placed on the course. "This is more tedious than I had hoped."
"Loopy tea! Leave this to me!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he opened his mouth wide, sucking up all of the objects nearby.
The other racers had no words of encouragement or any words in general to exclaim, as they were too focused on the race. Silver The Hedgehog used his psychic to hold back the missiles that Dick Dastardly was firing back, while Chrom was slashing against the car containing Arceus and Rayquaza.
Arceus grabbed a red plate and became fire type, using Eruption on Chrom, which burnt him severely in pain. Rayquaza then fired off a Dragon Pulse at the two girls approaching, with Lady Palutena farting against it as a defense mechanism, Isabelle chucking fruit everywhere as a way to make everyone feel better.
Things certainly weren't gonna be better for the racers.