"Come on... there must be something good here." Dry Bowser remarked with an annoyed grunt.
Petey Piranha chuckled. "Yes what would possibly help us? There's nothing here!" He boasted loudly.
"Drat, dragging drat, and double drat to triple that!" Dick Dastardly cursed in a redundant manner; as for why well he placed his hands on his face while steering his vehicle with his feet, with Muttley just laughing it up. "Oh dreadful drat this is all terrible! Dastardly drastic, even for me!"
"What's wrong?" Richard Milhous Dastardly's mind spoke up to the cheating bastard. "Something clearly must be up and about if you're complaining now."
"...we're in an unstable time loop." Dastardly pointed out because the entire race repeated itself as if nothing happened.
And this would go on and on, forever endlessly in an unstable loop of time and space; which luckily got broken by them going into a warp that took them to a spooky forest near a certain infamous mansion.
"Well doesn't that look like a friendly place." Arceus said calmly while holding a cup of tea in its front limb.
"So long as there isn't any rocky ice fairies there, then yep I think we might be fine." Rayquaza spoke for he suddenly got spooked by several ghouls posing as fairies while holding rocks and buckets of ice in their ghostly hands.
R.O.B the Robotic Operation Buddy and E-123 Omega... sentient robots who were quite different in how they responded to the world around them.
"It's quite common for me to be involved in races." ROB explained while moving his robot arms. "But I will say... none of the races I took place in were ever as chaotic as this."
"These races bring out my violent side." Omega responded as he turned his metal arms into robot cannons. "I crave destruction, for it is my original purpose!"
Yes, these two robots were not exactly one would think match... but for wacky races, they would take the chance. After all, what could be worse?
"Trying to win with that dick cheating over there," ROB commented as he was trying to steer around the spilled oil that Dick Dastardly placed on the road.
"I will shoot him down!" Omega snapped as he fired his missiles at Dastardly, who screamed as he was blasted in the butt by the various missiles.
"Drat! I should have taken those dumb robots into consideration!" Dastardly exclaimed as he dashed on his two feet, with Muttley laughing from within the Mean Machine as he was enjoying this chaos.
The Gruesome Twosome suddenly rolled by, with Tiny "Big" and Bela "Little" casually waving at the viewers watching for they summoned several bats to fly around Dastardly, with the ghoulish horrors enjoying their spooky pranks.
"Seems like old dastardly isn't handling this well." Bella Little teased with a sinister smirk on his vampire face.
Tiny Big laughed while clapping his Frankenstein monster like hands. "Purple man really not good at handling races."
"Yes we were brought in to add more spooks." Bella admitted to the camera while showing off his Creepy Coupe vehicle. "To be fair these races can get a little boring if not for us spicing things up."
"Spice good." Tiny said while poking into the roof, which caused their green dragon to emerge and spew out flames onto him. "Fire not so much."
"I'm glad to know I'm not the only 'tiny' 1 around here!" Tiny Kong boasted while she playfully fanned away her banana smelling farting to the other racers as a way to distract the other racers. "It gets boring when you're a big gal and there's no one else to share in the irony of your name!"
"Might help if we weren't so focused on-" Amy Rose interrupted for she went over a huge bump that made her pee herself, causing her to blush in embarrassment. "Oh great; now everyone got to see me make a mess in my dress!"
"You idiots aren't helping!" Dastardly snapped for he decided to give them a 'helping hand' by summoning huge gloves from his Mean Machine to crush all of the racers in 1 swoop, only for him to collide into a bunch of dead trees that caused a hazard on the green road.