It's another fine day to go wacky racing... or cheating if you're Dick Dastardly, who was prepping the road with plenty of bombs.
"Why you might ask? Because I love to cheat!" Dastardly boasted as he showed off some purple colored veins in his arms. "If there's one constant in life, it's chaos, and nothing captures that more beautifully than cheating!"
Muttley chuckled as he turned around to see the racers coming up, motioning Dastardly as they hid behind a rock. Some of the racers squinted their eyes at the bombs planted in the road.
"He's kidding, right?" Chrom asked as he was eating some of his chrome enhancing fish sticks.
"I don't think so." Silver remarked as the hedgehog fired some psychic shots at the mines, blowing them up.
"This looks like a job for divine intervention!" Palutena laughed as she fired some of her aeriel blasters at the bombs, causing her and Isabelle to catch on fire instead.
"Eep! It's too hot for me!" Isabelle screamed as she used her fishing rod to grab a nearby fire hydrant, with it landing on one of the bombs as water went splashing everywhere.
R.O.B fired off some of his gyros as he turned to Omega, shaking his head. "Shall you do the honors?"
"I'll wipe out those bombs like they're worthless consumer models!" Omega boasted as he turned his robot arms into cannons and fired lasers at them, with the bombs detonating without anything happening.
"What the!?" Dastardly exclaimed after watching his bombs not do that much like he wanted to as he began to stomp the ground in frustation. "Drat, drat, and double drat! They all just went over it!"
And then the road Dastardly was stomping on exploded, cauing him to go flying into the sky as Muttley proceeded to chuckle yet again.